FabSwingers.com forum: Fake Veri' Game

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Don't think we've played this in a while?

Leave the poster above a fake (silly) verification in the name of fun please.

I'll be the first willing victim

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Disappointing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Disappointing""

Barely believeable.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Barely believeable."

Predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Disappointing"

Barely believeable."

A shadow of his former self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't worth getting naked for

do pass him by ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barely believeable.

Predictable

Lovable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malleable, unfortunately, so was his cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't worth getting naked for

do pass him by ladies"

she kept her socks on

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Malleable, unfortunately, so was his cock."

More Bacchus that Priapus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't worth getting naked for

do pass him by ladies

she kept her socks on

Like throwing a sausage down the M62

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn't worth getting naked for

do pass him by ladies

she kept her socks on

Weird man..he asked me to keep my socks on and then took them with him as a reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for my long arms. It was the hardest reach around I've ever done.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Wasn't worth getting naked for

do pass him by ladies

she kept her socks on

Like throwing a sausage down the M62"

More of a let down than he was Down Under.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Thank god for my long arms. It was the hardest reach around I've ever done."

Certainly no God & I had to get out the Baby Bio to get anything to grow.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Like throwing a sausage down the M62

More of a let down than he was Down Under.

Sucks ass, and not in a good way

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Like throwing a sausage down the M62

More of a let down than he was Down Under.

Sucks ass, and not in a good way"

Took it in the ass. Well I think it was his ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sucks ass, and not in a good way"

Funky spunk

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Funky spunk

Drank my Funky Spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sucks ass, and not in a good way"

Funky spunk

Everything went well until the moment entered his house and he showed us every single piece of his spice girls doll collection. We couldn't get out fast enough....all the doors were bolted shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like throwing a sausage down the M62

More of a let down than he was Down Under.

Sucks ass, and not in a good way"

This diamond turned out to be a Fugazi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Sucks ass, and not in a good way"

Funky spunk

Everything went well until the moment entered his house and he showed us every single piece of his spice girls doll collection. We couldn't get out fast enough....all the doors were bolted shut

They brought an Aqua album and a bottle of Lambrini and declared the party had started. I cried myself to sleep when they left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant questioning of "are you local" was unnerving. And the constant interruptions to play. As they had to keep the shop open in case someone came in for one of the precious things.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

""Sucks ass, and not in a good way"

Funky spunk

Everything went well until the moment entered his house and he showed us every single piece of his spice girls doll collection. We couldn't get out fast enough....all the doors were bolted shut

These two are the planets reasons why the Spice Girls should not reunite - they were fkn awful then, & they're fkn awful now. Not worth the ticket price.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd"

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was as thrilling a night as staying in watching crown green bowling with Ken Barlow and Albert tatlock.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes. "

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"

Randomly talks about haribo during sex

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"

Broke my window... when I pushed him through it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out

Randomly talks about haribo during sex

I knew this Lady were adventurous until she said lets get naked and started ripping my clothes off, the security guard in the supermarket wasn't too impressed though

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Not a Veri but a statement: Tears are rolling down my face laughing & my stomach hurts from these.

Brilliantly witty & ascerbic. Love this thread.

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"

He fell for me... from my top story penthouse apartment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered why she seemed upset when I asked him to take the rubber gimp mask off. He wasn't wearing one.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Not the "saucy single female sexpot" they claimed to be in messages.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Not the "saucy single female sexpot" they claimed to be in messages. "

Not as mini as I expected Cheddars to be (being a fan of the snack variety) but the cheesiness was as advertised. He should maybe consider changing his name to Gorgonzola under the Trades Description Act, however.

Treat him with respect. And plain yoghurt.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Not the "saucy single female sexpot" they claimed to be in messages. "

Cheesy, in so many ways

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out"

This man challenged me mentally & gave me so much to think about... like should I run away & join a Monastery? Then I thought, what's the point? He'll only be up in the belltower yelling for "sanctuary". I couldn't even hide from him in the cellar as he keeps his crypt down there.

So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out

So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.

He's right; his home is definitely not the palatial penthouse shag pad i was expecting! As I entered his toothless Aunt Maud was knitting woolen Tea Cozy's by the fire and when i was asked to tiptoe past the farting Rottweiler on the way to the padded cell I just turned and bolted as fast as I could!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wondered why he was called mrpolarbear and now i know.

I have to say putting the suit on was a new one on me. But hey who doesnt love a onesie

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I have to say putting the suit on was a new one on me. But hey who doesnt love a onesie

She was sweating like a whore in church

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out

So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.

This man is PRECISELY why I summer in the Bahamas. Hell will freeze over before I go near his South Pole ever again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like 50 Shades of Grey but somehow more clichéd

He promised 50 shades of grey... just didn't expect them to be his pubes.

He broke my heart, so I ripped his out

So instead I joined Fab... & lo & behold the fkr stalks me on here now! Oh well I guess it serves a purpose - my bit for care in the community.

This man is PRECISELY why I summer in the Bahamas. Hell will freeze over before I go near his South Pole ever again!

He does this amazing thing that had me cumming over and over... i did feel a little awkward though when i noticed the spatula....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's the spirit folks

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

too many whiskers and needs a fucking muzzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too many whiskers and needs a fucking muzzle. "

Didn't wipe his willy on my curtains.

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Turned up when they said they would, took three days to getting em to leave though, ate me last rolo too the cheeky gits.

Be careful folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too many whiskers and needs a fucking muzzle.

Didn't wipe his willy on my curtains."

Sent his mum instead of coming round himself. Scaredy cat

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Erectjim by name Erectjim by nature! Spent that much time erect you could put a flag up it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

[Removed by poster at 23/07/15 17:19:09]

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

He does this amazing thing that had me cumming over and over... i did feel a little awkward though when i noticed the spatula....

Vara made me think she had a slight speech impediment when she first spoke. It was oddly quite catching & the voice in my head made me wish I was "Vara Way... Vewwy, vewwy, varaway"

She has a heart of gold tho... it just doesn't pump blood to the brain.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"too many whiskers and needs a fucking muzzle.

Didn't wipe his willy on my curtains."

Wiped his willy on next door neighbours curtains. He'd gone to the wrong house.

Phew! Lucky escape.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Erectjim by name Erectjim by nature! Spent that much time erect you could put a flag up it

White flag of surrender?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He does this amazing thing that had me cumming over and over... i did feel a little awkward though when i noticed the spatula....

Vara made me think she had a slight speech impediment when she first spoke. It was oddly quite catching & the voice in my head made me wish I was "Vara Way... Vewwy, vewwy, varaway"

She has a heart of gold tho... it just doesn't pump blood to the brain.

DISCRETE Indeedy, I assumed on a social meet the oblong peice of card would have been removed! Still no idea what he looks like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.

Apart from that highly recommended

lol

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

DISCRETE Indeedy, I assumed on a social meet the oblong peice of card would have been removed! Still no idea what he looks like! "

Soon to be appearing in their own remake...

DON'T MEET THESE FOCKERS.

Also a very good piece of advice.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.

Apart from that highly recommended

lol"

Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.

Sadly these are NOT his pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.

Apart from that highly recommended

lol

Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.

Sadly these are NOT his pictures.

Really good time had by all until he put on my lacy knickers and started bellowing madonna songs...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.

Apart from that highly recommended

lol

Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.

Sadly these are NOT his pictures.

Well, after being invited round to check out his teabags (and having seen the extensively armoured pant collection in his photo gallery) I was disappointed to find he only offered Red Label in a mug and not the collection of loose leaf teas and a delightful tea service I was expecting.

Still, treat him with respect.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lies like a cheap watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.

Apart from that highly recommended

lol

Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.

Sadly these are NOT his pictures.

Still, treat him with respect."

Beautiful woman.. Shame there was a tell tale bulge under those silky draws.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

he knocked on wood, but nobody was home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut"

His photos, really do..

do him too much justice.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut

His photos, really do..

do him too much justice.

Now that I've see this pair in the flesh... I think I'll make a pair of lampshades out of their skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut

His photos, really do..

do him too much justice.

Now that I've see this pair in the flesh... I think I'll make a pair of lampshades out of their skin

He really should have just stayed in his Galaxy Far Far Away

I've had more fun with a Mars Bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed in the kettle and wiped their ass on the Cat.

Apart from that highly recommended

lol

Tom is a very fit, very charming, very intelligent, very witty, very handsome man.

Sadly these are NOT his pictures.

Lol, got me who blagged

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Now that I've see this pair in the flesh... I think I'll make a pair of lampshades out of their skin

No redeeming features whatsoever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe's a real diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dimmer than a 2-watt light bulb in a power cut

His photos, really do..

do him too much justice.

Now that I've see this pair in the flesh... I think I'll make a pair of lampshades out of their skin

some joke as crazy as a box of frogs blah blah..

But this one is a lunatic.. Get out quick.. If you value your skin.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

He really should have just stayed in his Galaxy Far Far Away

I've had more fun with a Mars Bar

Stole my fkn Mars bar!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Joe's a real diamond

A total arse wipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Joe's a real diamond

A total arse wipe! "

Creaks a little with heavy use...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go like a belt felt wombat, hold on your in for a bumpy ride.

Yeeeeehhaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He really should have just stayed in his Galaxy Far Far Away

I've had more fun with a Mars Bar

Stole my fkn Mars bar!

Well wasn't like you had anything else worth sucking on

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Joe's a real diamond

A total arse wipe!

Creaks a little with heavy use..."

Blabbed to me Tom's pics were fake, then threw me over her broad shoulders like a lumberjack & had her wicked way with me.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

There's 4 types of orgasm, did you know?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There's 4 types of orgasm, did you know?"

The positive:

"OH YES!!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There's 4 types of orgasm, did you know?

The positive:

"OH YES!!""

The negative:

"Ohhh NOOOO!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There's 4 types of orgasm, did you know?

The positive:

"OH YES!!"

The negative:

"Ohhh NOOOO!""

The holy:

"Oooogghh God!!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"There's 4 types of orgasm, did you know?

The positive:

"OH YES!!"

The negative:

"Ohhh NOOOO!"

The holy:

"Oooogghh God!!""

And the fake:

"Ohhhhh Random!"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

there were lines clearly displayed that he did not cross.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"there were lines clearly displayed that he did not cross. "

Is there no beginning to his talents?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had a memorable meet with _iamondjoe. The fact he managed to get us arrested and I'm now serving three years at Her Majesty's pleasure will live with me forever.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"I had a memorable meet with _iamondjoe. The fact he managed to get us arrested and I'm now serving three years at Her Majesty's pleasure will live with me forever.

Can't lick & can't do the splits.

So I split as fast as I could.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I had a memorable meet with _iamondjoe. The fact he managed to get us arrested and I'm now serving three years at Her Majesty's pleasure will live with me forever.

Can't lick & can't do the splits.

So I split as fast as I could.

. This is the truth. It's supposed to be fake verifications Random!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.

So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.

So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split.

No new winks? His aim was off so not only did I have to keep winking I needed a shed load of Optrex to clean the jizz out of my eyes.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.

So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split.

Again, it's supposed to be fake verifications!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Lickety arrived and right away we saw eye to navel. I cracked a few jokes but they went right over her head.

So I asked her to go down, but she already was. All in all, a bit of a low point and I was happy when she had to split.

Again, it's supposed to be fake verifications!"

She asked if we could do some reverse role play. So I faked an orgasm and fkd off out with the girls.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When Random said he couldn't wait to get in my Knickers I didn't expect them to look better on him than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licktey said she wanted to roll me up in a ball and put me in her pussy and keep me safe and warm.

I am still there, hellllllppppp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met tom2229

well wat can i say... He had a few to many beers before meeting, passed out on floor with a huge stonker of corse i helped myself to wat i came for! Then i sat playing with myself for half hour before showering and leaving... So ladies if you wana help yourself and do all the work then yes meet this let down of a man.... Gud luck xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Loudmoaner - what a meet! I'll remember it to the day I die, although my therapist hopes to exorcise the more unlikely elements. Who'd have thought that watching Dangermouse could have such side effects. She arrived with a sidekick, which was good, until he started checking TitzTowers for bugs and Soviet agents. Once he had pronounced that the lamplighters weren't needed I thought we would have some fun, but instead, she tried to inveigle me into a plot to steal the crown jewels, or fix a game of bingo - I'm not sure which my memory is hazy. I do remember her eating all of the Battenberg and promising to send me a postcard from the Edge when she saw U2 next or any other spy plane.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Meeting Tina proved more difficult than either of us anticipated. In the end we decided to stand back to back so that we could get close enough to hear each other.

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over a year ago

Tina Titz- led me a stray on a superb night out on the town in Leeds.

We were meant to be staying in and trying on each other's dresses and I trying her Titzs out, but had a few glasses and decided to hit Leeds. Boy didn't she hit it with those huge tits of hers. At the end of the night I gave her a huge surprise myself. I lifted my dress for her to find a lovely big cock awaiting a good time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best post to date

well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best post to date

well done "

Went to sell him a bdsm kit, ended up spending 2weeks teaching him how to drive,

He still can't drive

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Best post to date

well done

Went to sell him a bdsm kit, ended up spending 2weeks teaching him how to drive,

He still can't drive"

Said he would take me to heaven and back and then spent an hour quoting the bible at me. At least I looked good in the habit and wimple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tied me up with his grey tie then buggered off to fly his 'copter and play his friggin piano- not the kind of thing I was hoping for!!

Not very christian of you hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^for DT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^^for DT

Used me and abused me! I now have a gait from the ministry of funny walks and a twitch on the left side.

Still it was a right good seeing to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to access all areas of the above two ladies by introducing them to very tight Christian loophole

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Managed to access all areas of the above two ladies by introducing them to very tight Christian loophole "

Did they turn the other cheek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DomsToy dominated and forced me to spend an evening having a tea party his plushie toys, I was then asked to make noise like pickachu during sex, still in shock and confused at to what happened

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