FabSwingers.com forum: Science reveals perfect penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

scientists at the university of Zurich have revealed they have figured out what the perfect penis looks like.

So far I've not been able to find any images or descriptions of what a spectacular member looks like but so I wondered if you ladies could enlighten me

What makes a good look schlong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say to me the perfect penis would be uncut, curved upwards, big mushroom helmet, toilet roll thickness and 8 inches long, with a nice pair of plump balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"scientists at the university of Zurich have revealed they have figured out what the perfect penis looks like.

So far I've not been able to find any images or descriptions of what a spectacular member looks like but so I wondered if you ladies could enlighten me

What makes a good look schlong?"

David Cameron shaped I would presume......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THE perfect pens all depends who its attached to, that's what makes it perfect

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By *ringiton89Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is it mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and a nice un- trimmed bush, I do Love guys with a big bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it mine?

Thats a nice peen! 8 / 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Is it mine?

It's nice but that carefully balanced strawberry just made me laugh out loud haha!!

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By *ringiton89Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Is it mine?

It's nice but that carefully balanced strawberry just made me laugh out loud haha!!

Glad you appreciate the effort! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that works?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One that works?"

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THE perfect pens all depends who its attached to, that's what makes it perfect"

I totally agree with that!! So for me it has to be Bob's x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?"

Wow. ....i could look at yours all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?"

Could have someone's eye out if not careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen on another places where they have done extensive surveys and recreated 'it' years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?"

No definitely not. I haven't buried anyone in my garden hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?

Wow. ....i could look at yours all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

science can go fuck itself.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"One that works?

Wow. ....i could look at yours all day

There's a guy with his own porn site in Arizona that eats exactly the same snacks as you! Possibly even from the same tube?

Maybe there's a secret ingredient that causes folk to grow a huge wang?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?

Wow. ....i could look at yours all day

There's a guy with his own porn site in Arizona that eats exactly the same snacks as you! Possibly even from the same tube?

Maybe there's a secret ingredient that causes folk to grow a huge wang?

Maybe someone has been lacing pringles with miracle grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd have thought that Sydney University would have got there first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"science can go fuck itself.

With its perfectly formed penis... If it does say so itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"science can go fuck itself.

With its perfectly formed penis... If it does say so itself. "

That made me chuckle a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they come with the perfect vagina to go with ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they come with the perfect vagina to go with ??"

They did ask me to model, but I was busy at the time

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"One that works?"

Blimey!

That's a giant! The Pringles pic made me snort!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the perfect one is veiny! It would make mine look better! Lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I would say to me the perfect penis would be uncut, curved upwards, big mushroom helmet, toilet roll thickness and 8 inches long, with a nice pair of plump balls

I agree ... Describes Cal's almost perfectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?"

omfg!! Not guna lie i got scared just looking at yours

have you actually had anyone thats taken it all????

my eyes are watering ffs!!

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By *igsweatysackMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?"

I'm sure I seem that in the film anaconda!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?

No definitely not. I haven't buried anyone in my garden hahaha"

But has anyone screamed and run away??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines artistically pleasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did they come with the perfect vagina to go with ??

They did ask me to model, but I was busy at the time"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?

No definitely not. I haven't buried anyone in my garden hahaha

But has anyone screamed and run away??

xx"

A few

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?

No definitely not. I haven't buried anyone in my garden hahaha

But has anyone screamed and run away??

A few

How about that chap in Arizona, who also likes Pringles, do you know if he's had any trouble?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Is it Piers Morgan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One that works?

Jesus! Have you ever accidentally killed anyone with yours?

The perfect weapon perhaps?

No definitely not. I haven't buried anyone in my garden hahaha

But has anyone screamed and run away??

A few

How about that chap in Arizona, who also likes Pringles, do you know if he's had any trouble? "

I wouldn't know how greedy the ladies are in arizona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2big2heavyagain your peen is so huge

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ta daaaa

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