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The great Missing Sock debate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You put two in one comes oot where the hell do they go...its like I always put a tissue under my pillow on a evening is it there on a morning No...where the hell do these items go....im blaming funky and invictus....bloody time machines and all that sci fi nonsense

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Odd socks used to appear in the old Batman programmes *SOCK!!!* *POW* *BIFF*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Odd socks used to appear in the old Batman programmes *SOCK!!!* *POW* *BIFF* "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I 'had' a pair of Where's Wally socks, one of which has gone missing. The irony makes me chuckle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like pegs - ever noticed they disappear too! I buy more , go to hang my washing out and there's not enough pegs to do it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my dog eats mine lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I 'had' a pair of Where's Wally socks, one of which has gone missing. The irony makes me chuckle..."

You can use the other on your cock now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I 'had' a pair of Where's Wally socks, one of which has gone missing. The irony makes me chuckle...

You can use the other on your cock now "

That would 've a good idea if I didn't have abnormally large feet and a tiny penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like pegs - ever noticed they disappear too! I buy more , go to hang my washing out and there's not enough pegs to do it all. "

I must buy a bag of pegs every damn week...altho Victor had some on his penis the other day so im thinking he stole the pegs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I 'had' a pair of Where's Wally socks, one of which has gone missing. The irony makes me chuckle...

You can use the other on your cock now

That would 've a good idea if I didn't have abnormally large feet and a tiny penis! "

Maybe a phone sock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think my dog eats mine lol "

Canny blame the cats they don't like socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jerry Seinfeld said they are running away to join puppet shows,lol. As good a reason as any I suppose, but why can`t they run away as a couple so at least you can save one pair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well glad I don't wear socks so the sock monster canny take mine just the rest of the households...what I wanna know is where's my tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen socks before that fasten together via button so they don't come apart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen socks before that fasten together via button so they don't come apart "

Now there's a good idea...never seen them tho.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!

However, he looks like a twat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!

However, he looks like a twat."

You have friends?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!

However, he looks like a twat.

You have friends? "

Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them as friends.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It's like pegs - ever noticed they disappear too! I buy more , go to hang my washing out and there's not enough pegs to do it all.

I must buy a bag of pegs every damn week...altho Victor had some on his penis the other day so im thinking he stole the pegs "

Haha, have you two seen my pegs photo? Who nicked all the pegs?.....who nicked all the pegs....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!

However, he looks like a twat.

You have friends?

Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them

as friends."

Marks been dumped then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pixies!!!

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Sock manufacturers have people on the inside of washing machine manufacturers, making sure that they are purposely designed to 'dispose' of one sock per load. Occasionally there is a fault in the manufacture, and they dispose of a pair at a time, but people don't seem to notice this.

This is not a conspiracy theory, it is fact....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!

However, he looks like a twat.

You have friends?

Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them as friends."

Your meds on to the right of you sweetie ..go wash that choccy off tho before you take em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's like pegs - ever noticed they disappear too! I buy more , go to hang my washing out and there's not enough pegs to do it all.

I must buy a bag of pegs every damn week...altho Victor had some on his penis the other day so im thinking he stole the pegs

Haha, have you two seen my pegs photo? Who nicked all the pegs?.....who nicked all the pegs.... "

Waits patiently for said pic to arrive in inbox

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"My friend Ali (who is not a ninja) will deliberately always wear odd socks to prevent this happening. Just mixes em all up in a draw and picks two out without looking. Works a treat, no more orphaned socks!

However, he looks like a twat.

You have friends?

Well technically they are just my multiple personalities but I think of them

as friends.

Marks been dumped then? "

NooOOoOoOoo my friend Mark (who is a ninja) is still here. He says hi BTW.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pixies!!!"

Damn those Pixies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sock manufacturers have people on the inside of washing machine manufacturers, making sure that they are purposely designed to 'dispose' of one sock per load. Occasionally there is a fault in the manufacture, and they dispose of a pair at a time, but people don't seem to notice this.

This is not a conspiracy theory, it is fact...."

Atlast the real reason

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My old boss years ago lost his leg in a accident in work so they organised a collection for him

To this day I've no idea why they refused to accept all the odd socks I had collected over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sock manufacturers have people on the inside of washing machine manufacturers, making sure that they are purposely designed to 'dispose' of one sock per load. Occasionally there is a fault in the manufacture, and they dispose of a pair at a time, but people don't seem to notice this.

This is not a conspiracy theory, it is fact...."

I bloody knew it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Iona...I've found our missing pegs....Steve as em

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