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By *ecretlyASoftie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.

I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!

What witty response would you give or just delete?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I moved and forgot to change my settings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol must be fun with so many locals, no locals on mine

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have that turned off but I'd like to think I would reply, Don't cum just yet.

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"lol must be fun with so many locals, no locals on mine "

I think you should hold a social one night at your local bush. Put me on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol must be fun with so many locals, no locals on mine

I think you should hold a social one night at your local bush. Put me on the list "
Yes and that's a good idea, will need to organise one of them socials one day at the bush

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Had one today asking in broken English if I wanted a fuck.

"Generally, yes; specifically, no

Happy hunting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nvm,i didn't quite get the topic...

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Sadly Forum Rules forbid me to copy/paste one j got today grins Str8, single, cam only veried fella in Scotland, Scotland. He confessed he was Bicurious, Married, wanted a MFM with me, couldn't accom (clearly didn't read my profile) but liked my Under Armour pics.

I'll let you imagine my response.

(Even tho it's killing me not to post the copy/paste of the exchange).

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"nvm,i didn't quite get the topic... "

*Snickers*

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.

I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!

What witty response would you give or just delete?"

On your marks.... go!!!!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.

I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!

What witty response would you give or just delete?"

if you ever make it up to the angel of the north... i'll have the message ready....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol must be fun with so many locals, no locals on mine

I think you should hold a social one night at your local bush. Put me on the list Yes and that's a good idea, will need to organise one of them socials one day at the bush "

Is that the third bush on the right....just past the chestnut tree?

To be fair shag....there must be thousands of people within 20 miles of Penge....it isn't exactly Timbuktu is it?

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.

I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!

What witty response would you give or just delete?

if you ever make it up to the angel of the north... i'll have the message ready.... "

Haha no need Fabio - here's some trivia for you...we've already met...some years ago...from another site...under another name...me not you obviously....sniggers

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Sadly

I'll let you imagine my response.

(Even tho it's killing me not to post the copy/paste of the exchange)."

Feel free to give me a private snigger...I'd hate you to die

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe


"I do a lot of travelling and I'm amazed at the amount of messages I get from presumably the who's near function saying 'I'm close'.

I may be hyoersexual but even I can manage a whole car journey without stopping to fuck! Do they really expect you to reply with 'my knickers just fell down with excitement and I'll be there to suck your cock in 5 minutes'??!!

What witty response would you give or just delete?"

Wow I think your response can't be beaten x

But drive slowly want you here in one piece xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol must be fun with so many locals, no locals on mine

I think you should hold a social one night at your local bush. Put me on the list Yes and that's a good idea, will need to organise one of them socials one day at the bush

Is that the third bush on the right....just past the chestnut tree?

To be fair shag....there must be thousands of people within 20 miles of Penge....it isn't exactly Timbuktu is it?"
That's right its the 3rd one behind, well its kinda like timbaktu lol, but yes there are few 15miles from penge or there abouts. But yes need to travel abit.

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