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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

*stunned*

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i evicted a CD as she said she sucked like a dyson and didn't like that my boobs were bigger than hers..

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"*stunned*

Fnarrrrrr lost you at 'carried'

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*claps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

Only 2 CD's?

There is a lot of room between your chest and your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

I am.in awe I have trouble thinking and breathing lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sure there was room to carry a sausage as well

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm sure there was room to carry a sausage as well

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she didn't say she was talking. Her knees were together though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there was room to carry a sausage as well

she didn't say she was talking. Her knees were together though....."

Go and try to walk up or down stairs with your knees together

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"*claps*

You are not supposed to grimace at the same time.

Envy is so ugly

BEAMS !

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"*claps*

You are not supposed to grimace at the same time.

Envy is so ugly

BEAMS !"

Can't help it... I failed the pencil test!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

Only 2 CD's?

There is a lot of room between your chest and your knees

Oh negative Shmegative... I had to use my knees for the walking bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a circus performer who used to bend an iron bar over his cock,

He can't do it anymore, he's in his 80s and his wrists have gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

Only 2 CD's?

There is a lot of room between your chest and your knees

Oh negative Shmegative... I had to use my knees for the walking bit."

I thought cd's were meant to be carried on the nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuh....... hey,,,,, I can walk like a women and talk like a man.......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Tuh....... hey,,,,, I can walk like a women and talk like a man.......

Show off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuh....... hey,,,,, I can walk like a women and talk like a man.......

Show off!!

Hey....it takes a lot of concentration.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

Do you have a stairlift?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

Do you have a stairlift?

And what was the Dyson attach too?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Short legs? Who had the other half pint?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

Do you have a stairlift?

Not since I blasted the repair man for not sharing his cheese n onion. :p

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Short legs? Who had the other half pint?

Look Ms. Marple. Someone okay? just someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad you didnt fall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"glad you didnt fall

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She has fallen for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

We need photographic evidence....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I carried the Dyson downstairs, Kicking a rug in front of me with a C.D. under each boob and a half pint glass down each trouser leg.......

Beat my multi tasking..... G'wed.

Do you have a stairlift?

Not since I blasted the repair man for not sharing his cheese n onion. :p"

He has a name for his cock?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Short legs? Who had the other half pint?

Look Ms. Marple. Someone okay? just someone. "

Someone not required to take their own stuff downstairs. If your legs wrtrey longer you might have managed pints.

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