FabSwingers.com forum: Feck it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off to stick head in gas oven

*digs hole ready * For coffin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While you're in the kitchen could you put the kettle on?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me a coffee please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *igg gMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

two n coo fur me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With biscuits would be good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pssst, while your down there.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

dont do it

the price of gas going up

it will cost a bomb

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the explosion might damage your coffin!

No sense in buying two, so maybe try a noose- might get some sexual pleasure out of it at the same time?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

bondage mmmmmm sounds fun lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG!!! Your all barking!!! lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ooty and suuCouple
over a year ago

barnsley

wuf wuf what makes you think that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do that on my cooker as it now wont let any gas out with the oven door open !

Bloody health and safety twats !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

that'll leave you in a very vulnerable position.could you wear,a mini skirt,and stockings goth.i'll let myself in.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh how predictable

* sits on coffin *

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant do that on my cooker as it now wont let any gas out with the oven door open !

Bloody health and safety twats !

i have an electric one you can borrow...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant do that on my cooker as it now wont let any gas out with the oven door open !

Bloody health and safety twats !

i have an electric one you can borrow..."

could you just bring it round as im not dressed to go out , well not with out getting arrested?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant do that on my cooker as it now wont let any gas out with the oven door open !

Bloody health and safety twats !

i have an electric one you can borrow...

could you just bring it round as im not dressed to go out , well not with out getting arrested?

me either..just spent 2 hours in a bath...pruning effect has taken place...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant do that on my cooker as it now wont let any gas out with the oven door open !

Bloody health and safety twats !

i have an electric one you can borrow...

could you just bring it round as im not dressed to go out , well not with out getting arrested?

me either..just spent 2 hours in a bath...pruning effect has taken place..."

Oh darn it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Can I have an update on how it went G-Filth?

I hate loose ends.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm, This could all just be a cunningly clever rouse calculated to see who would regard the action of sticking ones head in an gas oven as an appropriate gesture to end some form of inner turmoil,,,, however it should be duly noted theses no implication from the Op that the gas appliance would infact be switched on… so therefore,,,, perhaps ,,,, just perhaps,,,, we’ve all been had,,, or not as the case maybe….

hey,,,,so what!!!

I like being had!!!!

It don't make me a bad person ...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"hmmm, This could all just be a cunningly clever rouse calculated to see who would regard the action of sticking ones head in an gas oven as an appropriate gesture to end some form of inner turmoil,,,, however it should be duly noted theses no implication from the Op that the gas appliance would infact be switched on… so therefore,,,, perhaps ,,,, just perhaps,,,, we’ve all been had,,, or not as the case maybe….

hey,,,,so what!!!

I like being had!!!!

It don't make me a bad person ...

You are such a tart Soxy!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww and your so kind Funky Monkey….. and so nice of you to notice too....

after-all, its not an easy life being a tranny tart! but even though I'm working with damaged goods, I do try my best.... and if it means spending heaps of dosh buying more shoes ……I'll just grin and bare it,,,, sigh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have an update on how it went G-Filth?

I hate loose ends."
....well im still here

so what do you think

* creeps round grave yard *

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I think.....Natural Gas is no longer poisonous.....but a naked flame will see it blow your house up!......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Can I have an update on how it went G-Filth?

I hate loose ends.....well im still here

so what do you think

* creeps round grave yard *"

Good news, I'm a huge fan of pigtails both porcine and human! xxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread