FabSwingers.com forum: Promises promises promises

By *4STY OP Woman
over a year ago

Luanda/Angola

Really sick and tired of the bs that man (and I'm sure women do too) tell you just to get on your knickers. But obviously I will tell about my experience.

*the promises of the best oral session in your life, you meet them and they won't go down at all. WTF!! If I suck, you lick. Perfect!!

*send you pics of this fit body guy with a six pack and when he shows up, oh sorry that was 10 yrs. Dude you don't need to have a six pack but if you do cool if you don't just don't lie about it.

*says he's 6 foot tall, boy I love a tall man. When we meet, guy is barely taller than me. Whatever happened to the rest of your height

*oh babe I'm a BBC, really last time I checked BBC (that goes BWC too) it's way bigger than the average size. And just to remind you the average is 6 inches, so they say.

And so and so on. I could be here all day

What was the biggest disappoint you had with a guy or woman when meeting?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm a size 6 , firm as hell with pointy up titty fah lahhhs

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

People lie. It's quite common.

Work on fine-tuning your bullshit detector

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sounds about par for the course, sadly, so, so much bullshit! It just makes me instantly lose respect for the people concerned, I wish they would not do it, it's always counter-productive in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lied, said I can come in a choice of colours, but I can only do the usual pearly white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a 6pack and an oral specialist

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I always take everything with a pinch of salt now,people will tell you whatever to get a meet.This isnt just single men though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one guy, who had really good veris but, was shit/selfish in bed (i didn't even want to suck him off that's how turned off i was), it was over in 5 mins so that was good. He wanted to see me again and he's the only guy i've actually told to his face that i didn't wanna see him again.

One guy who said he was 5ft 10 and i'm the same height as him (5ft 1).

I've been lucky that most guys don't lie to me, and i tend to go off their pics to see if i fancy them and if they look well endowed. Have also noticed guys who love oral tend not to go for that, i think they just say what they think we want to hear? Or i have a smelly minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can say I've never lied, short balding podgy sex pest with small cock seeks 6'6" Blond warrior valkyre woman in scantily clad armour... Suffice to say I don't get many replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bird once told me that she didnt fancy me.....Obviously total Bollox

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height. I love a tall man and made an exception to my over 6' rule for a man who claimed to be 5'11". He was 5'6" at a push.

I sent him packing. Not because he was short but because he lied and thought I'd just let it pass!

Oh and someone turned up for a meet about 20 years older than they had said or any of their photos showed!!

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