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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

To save the planet were asked to use public transport, I've been on a bus.. not keen on trying it again..

So .. to get me to use public transport

... Lap dancing ... Hear me out...

they've already got the poles on the buses and the seats. So no real modifications needed. Upstairs could be the VIP lounge..

I'm a genius... The world is saved..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"To save the planet were asked to use public transport, I've been on a bus.. not keen on trying it again..

So .. to get me to use public transport

... Lap dancing ... Hear me out...

they've already got the poles on the buses and the seats. So no real modifications needed. Upstairs could be the VIP lounge..

I'm a genius... The world is saved.. "

Slight flaw........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to ride the subways in NYC street performers would do breakdancing using the polls and handle bars. Seemed to keep people interested. I think your idea has merit!

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be required by law to provide a 50-50 split of male and female lap dancers,,,,,, and obviously that creates a safety issue .....a flaying penis in a confined space could easily prod a passenger in the eye .....

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

I'm out !

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"You'd be required by law to provide a 50-50 split of male and female lap dancers,,,,,, and obviously that creates a safety issue .....a flaying penis in a confined space could easily prod a passenger in the eye ..... "

Already considered soxy... Safety glasses with either magnifying lenses for the slightly visually impaired or the slightly penisly impaired.. I know...genius..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd be required by law to provide a 50-50 split of male and female lap dancers,,,,,, and obviously that creates a safety issue .....a flaying penis in a confined space could easily prod a passenger in the eye .....

Already considered soxy... Safety glasses with either magnifying lenses for the slightly visually impaired or the slightly penisly impaired.. I know...genius.. "

Will wet-wipes be provided,,,,

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Wipe clean matearial on the seats already...genius soxy tell you it's genius. Gives a whole new meaning to day rider ...

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"To save the planet were asked to use public transport, I've been on a bus.. not keen on trying it again..

So .. to get me to use public transport

... Lap dancing ... Hear me out...

they've already got the poles on the buses and the seats. So no real modifications needed. Upstairs could be the VIP lounge..

I'm a genius... The world is saved..

Slight flaw........"

What's that granny ?

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