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The one thing I wont ever do is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You finish it.

For me it's shake a guys hand when he comes from the toilet you know exactly what was in his hands a few seconds ago.Yuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris dance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bet u wudnt think twice about going down on his missus tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scat ewwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You finish it.

For me it's shake a guys hand when he comes from the toilet you know exactly what was in his hands a few seconds ago.Yuck!!! "

Take it you don't wash your hands then when you go

Enjoy marmite

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Get married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont know what scat means in jockanesse? But we all use the bog then have sex in clubs n home, is there a time limit after uve ad a piss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thing is i wont ever leave without washing my hands, but i amazes me how many ppl dont.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"You finish it.

For me it's shake a guys hand when he comes from the toilet you know exactly what was in his hands a few seconds ago.Yuck!!! "

always wash my hands..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hit a woman, dont understand how men do it, saw my uncle do it regularly when I was a kid and I'll never forget it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing is i wont ever leave without washing my hands, but i amazes me how many ppl dont."

It's always amazed me how a guy will wash his hands after handling his own cock, yet expects a woman to put it in her mouth! R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In reply to the O.P : Bi sex! R

XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont know what scat means in jockanesse? But we all use the bog then have sex in clubs n home, is there a time limit after uve ad a piss? "

Scat means shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't suck a cock, or fuck a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo on anyone or do anything with poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Support England at football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't suck a cock, or fuck a bloke "

Nice to know I'm not the only one on here then Jack!

I was beginning to wonder. R

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I couldn't suck a cock, or fuck a bloke

Nice to know I'm not the only one on here then Jack!

I was beginning to wonder. R"

Me too... It really is a bugger you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't do anything with man apart from having a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Support England at football. "

Mrs Easyshare I take it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldn't do anything with man apart from having a beer"

you have the beer , we, ll have his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

curl my haisr by wetting my finger n sticking in a plug socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hair*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't suck a cock, or fuck a bloke

Nice to know I'm not the only one on here then Jack!

I was beginning to wonder. R

Me too... It really is a bugger you know. "

You just had to bring "bugger" into it didn't you? R

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I couldn't suck a cock, or fuck a bloke

Nice to know I'm not the only one on here then Jack!

I was beginning to wonder. R

Me too... It really is a bugger you know.

You just had to bring "bugger" into it didn't you?

R"

Yup.......

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By *ung and readyMan
over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

kiss a mother in law.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bungee jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would never do scat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with another woman!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is this thing u see in porn where a woman is sucking 2 cocks at a time and she makes them toucsh while she tries to fit in her mouth, NEVVERRR!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get married "
Me either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You finish it.

For me it's shake a guys hand when he comes from the toilet you know exactly what was in his hands a few seconds ago.Yuck!!! "

play with makems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"kiss a mother in law. "

blimey, I am a MIL, so glad everyone does not have this taboo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iron more than once or twice a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get married "

getting married is great its a brill way of getting rid of those tiresome assets youve spent years building up, all in a half hour court session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turn the telly over when she's watching x-factor!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... play golf/football/etc., or watch X Factor/Strictly etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You finish it.

For me it's shake a guys hand when he comes from the toilet you know exactly what was in his hands a few seconds ago.Yuck!!! "

I don't shake hands with anyone .. ever!

Used to, but not now

Tony

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

would never CHEAT on sara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never ever eat a sprout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never eat my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing is i wont ever leave without washing my hands, but i amazes me how many ppl dont."

Some guys manage to wash their cocks on a regular basis (whether in anticipation of a shag or not) AND have worked out how not to piss on their fingers.

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

Never pay to see a football match, bunch of over paid primo donna wankers

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

NEVER eat liver... even with fava beans and a nice Chianti!!

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By *ibs TcCouple
over a year ago

bracknell

Never use an Olbas tissue to wipe after being to the loo - found out the hard way when camping ( burns like hell lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat poo or drink wee ,, lol yukkk

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"There is this thing u see in porn where a woman is sucking 2 cocks at a time and she makes them toucsh while she tries to fit in her mouth, NEVVERRR!!"

Oh that is one of my favourite things... it's well horny.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"There is this thing u see in porn where a woman is sucking 2 cocks at a time and she makes them toucsh while she tries to fit in her mouth, NEVVERRR!!

Oh that is one of my favourite things... it's well horny."

PS: but I have only experienced it in real life, not a fan of watching porn.

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

The one thing I wont ever do is be knighted by the queen

i would tell her to stick it

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sieve elephant poo to get the nuts out.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never use second hand toilet roll.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never fire up the bbq in the bedroom.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I couldn't ever try and make someone eat their own words.

I tried once only to discover the concept was too abstract.

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