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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham

STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."

Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x

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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham

Am def going to live long - Where is the next wet T-shirt competition?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I must have helped save a few lives along the way then

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Excellent news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any sexual attraction to breasts at all, there nice but they don't do anything for me

Legs with tights, absolutely does

Legs with tights are common and I see them daily

Wheres me 6 pack then??

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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then "

You most def have. I don't know if your ears were burning at the weekend but they should have hence the fabs, I did on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then

You most def have. I don't know if your ears were burning at the weekend but they should have hence the fabs, I did on your profile "

My ears were burning. ....it was hot and sunny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet women on average live longer than men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoohoo! I'm going to live to 110

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Staring at busty women can lengthen your cock!'

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

As a misery-guts I Googled Dr Karen Weatherby and literally the first article was about this 15 year old hoax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to live for ever !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think I might start charging if that's the case . cheaper than a gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?"

Because we own eyes too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep my coat on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Because we own eyes too "

I don't look at boobs with mine, no wonder i'm ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Because we own eyes too

I don't look at boobs with mine, no wonder i'm ill. "

You can't miss em on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Because we own eyes too

I don't look at boobs with mine, no wonder i'm ill.

You can't miss em on here "

I've blanked out avatars by now, blame the penises.

In fact i wouldn't be surprised if looking at penises for 10 mins a day shortens our life spans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think I might start charging if that's the case . cheaper than a gym "

You should be available on the NHS

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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham

And you were talked about hence I had to come check the images

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"'Staring at busty women can lengthen your cock!'"

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then "
me too always giving I am xx

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."

Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x

"

What happens if you stare at large breasts in the gym?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think I might start charging if that's the case . cheaper than a gym

You should be available on the NHS "

wouldn't mind if they paid me lol. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staring at mine won't be any good then

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm feeling a little off colour.. Please forward my prescription of boobs to my inbox please...

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"think I might start charging if that's the case . cheaper than a gym

You should be available on the NHS wouldn't mind if they paid me lol. x"

How long does a bag of chips get me

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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham

You def pass the rating scale

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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham


"Yet women on average live longer than men?"

Cos women stare more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long life to Bouncing boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."

Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x

"

No wonder people think I'm younger than I am. Such a perverted boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Cos women stare more "

Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost feel like I should be offering up my boobies to some sort of health scheme after reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."

Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x

"

Certainly makes me feel good

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Cos women stare more

Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer"

I'd best get out and enjoy what time I've got left then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Cos women stare more

Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer"

I conclude that married men are life sucking vampires that must be avoided at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another fact

Faking orgasm burns more calories than a real one.

This could explain why I was slimmer when married x

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Another fact

Faking orgasm burns more calories than a real one.

This could explain why I was slimmer when married x"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."

Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x

"

You'll live forever then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think I might start charging if that's the case . cheaper than a gym

You should be available on the NHS wouldn't mind if they paid me lol. x

How long does a bag of chips get me "

depends how much salt n vinegar is on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then "

You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then

You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive! "

Bad boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Cos women stare more

Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer

I conclude that married men are life sucking vampires that must be avoided at all costs. "

Possibly why I'm not married, I like the idea of women living long and happy lives lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another fact

Faking orgasm burns more calories than a real one.

This could explain why I was slimmer when married x"

Hahaha, oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet women on average live longer than men?

Cos women stare more

Also, dunno if my data is out of date, but married women used to live on average 5-10 years less than single women, and married men almost the same amount longer

I conclude that married men are life sucking vampires that must be avoided at all costs.

Possibly why I'm not married, I like the idea of women living long and happy lives lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would shorten your life if their partner catches you and gives you a smack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well then I will live forever!! (Mr)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate these dogshit studies. It's like those articles which say shit like "eat bacon daily, you'll live longer!", fuck off and stop trying to be outrageous (not you OP, the people who write this garbage).

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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham


"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."

Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x

You'll live forever then! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then

You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive!

Bad boy! "

Who me? I'm a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then

You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive!

Bad boy!

Who me? I'm a good boy "

no such thing

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham


"I hate these dogshit studies. It's like those articles which say shit like "eat bacon daily, you'll live longer!", fuck off and stop trying to be outrageous (not you OP, the people who write this garbage). "

It's not a real study. I did mention that earlier in the thread. It's a hoax that's been doing the rounds for fifteen years. Not remotely surprised that nobody bothered checking however. The hoax is literally the first thing that comes up when you Google the doctors name.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Do blind men die young?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there you go, turns out The Twins are good for people

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Well there you go, turns out The Twins are good for people "

I feel better already

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By *abloversCouple
over a year ago

London

Here to save lives - Fi x

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Die early looking at mine then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a good cause - I'm more than willing to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would shorten your life if their partner catches you and gives you a smack!"

If it's on the arse then it's all good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have helped save a few lives along the way then

You nearly ended mine when I looked at yours just now - must not fab and drive!

Bad boy!

Who me? I'm a good boy no such thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well there you go, turns out The Twins are good for people "

Then its a shame that you don't want to meet men then Heels, for your boobs are like carrots to a donkey...plump, round, succulent, motherly carrots...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life gets longer every day

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By *lactontogMan
over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger."

Don't take it too seriously tho, it's from Daily Mail Big smile x

"

I should have a lot of years left then if thats the case lol.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm doing my bit to keep the male population healthy

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

g

do it all time anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god, I need to something balance all the unhealthy Xmas and New Year cheer...right where's Holly Willoughby

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

so what happens if you stare at them more than 10 mins if your partner is big chested

as the only things I can think of are

I noticed it didnt mention the black eyes that you can get from them

or the amount of shouting that you get when you are snuggled inbetween them because you didnt hear what she said

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By *ark Charmer OP   Man
over a year ago

Horsham


"I'm doing my bit to keep the male population healthy "

Thank you

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