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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

In which we create our own conspiracy theory

Rules, state a "fact" and link it to the "fact" above in some entirely bonkers manner.

Starter for 10

Fact

Traffic lights are controlled by the Illuminati, who are themselves servant of the CIA................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Club entry prices for single males are carefully manipulated by a feminist junta getting their own back.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

That feminist junta add the brine to tinned tuna.

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Tuna are robots designed to sink Italian cruise liners

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If your window cleaner knocks for fresh water , he works for M15 and needs a clear view to tell his bosses what you are doing with all your fish past jars.

Real window cleaners use dirty water.

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By *ral-lover86Man
over a year ago

Oxford

Italian cruise liners are actually Spanish

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Single Males are banned from Italian Cruise Liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex without love is as ridiculous as love without sex............oooops I have done that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amusing thing is now that the OP mentioned that American three lettered agency in their post, this thread has been flagged on a number of global watchlists by secret government agencies

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Use by dates are on food so that you wont eat fish on Fridays

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The amusing thing is now that the OP mentioned that American three lettered agency in their post, this thread has been flagged on a number of global watchlists by secret government agencies "

and yours is monitored by a million Old Pensioners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The amusing thing is now that the OP mentioned that American three lettered agency in their post, this thread has been flagged on a number of global watchlists by secret government agencies

and yours is monitored by a million Old Pensioners"

or obese penguins?

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Obese Penguins are really suicide bombers with feathers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Obese Penguins are really suicide bombers with feathers"

Fool! Penguins are Nun Embryos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nun Embryos are part of a wider surveillance project and to introduce Roman Catholicism to the South Pole.

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby


"Obese Penguins are really suicide bombers with feathers

Fool! Penguins are Nun Embryos"

Nuns are the Ninjas of the catholic church, controlled from NSA headquarters in Chorley

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Chorley doesn't exist.

It's a myth created by the media to distract attention from secret chemical weapons production factorys in Preston.

A

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby


"Chorley doesn't exist.

It's a myth created by the media to distract attention from secret chemical weapons production factorys in Preston.

A"

The government closed Preston down in 2011 to allow development of a pan galactic super highway. Macclesfield was declared a service station.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chorley doesn't exist.

It's a myth created by the media to distract attention from secret chemical weapons production factorys in Preston.

A"

Actually, Chorley does exist. It was created as a housing facility for the products of the chemical and biological warfare experiments performed on the people of westhoughton blackrod and horwich.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

fertilisers used around farms (in areas mentioned above) doesn't make crops grow it is used as a repellent for postal workers to deliver parcels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby


"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning."

Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.

Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant"

the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moon landings were filmed in a house in Solihull. They were going to use a house in Chorley but Elvis complained that his house was next to do it and he didn't want the attention because he was busy jamming with Michael Jackson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me smile thats totally whack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micheal Jackson is on fab for the sole purpose of making more blanket children (breeder).

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bees don't exist!!!

Or rather they are mechanical drones created by the CIA/Illuminati using alien technology. They use them to pollinate plants and make honey mostly but also to watch us wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to mention that J.F.K. sanctioned the use of the house in Solihull while discussing access to his love child with the alien queen Marilyn Monroe. The talks were taking place aboard the Titanic as it cruised round the Bermuda Triangle. They were going to take place at Area 51 but Elvis objected because he was jamming with John Lennon that week and he didn't want any attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is part of the Sex industry and the sex industry is run on the whole from pimps on the street to those who own the mainstream porn industry by Men.

Women may have some sort of whip hand on here via numbers but the motivation for Fab is more than just getting adults access to fucking each other it's to make money where that cash goes and what it is used for would make a very good undercover program.

This site has been used and is used to gather filth on people to be used at a later date of that I am more than certain. If Fab is involved I can't say if fab knows this well they must be fucking stupid if they don't.

In most cases the money from the sex industry goes into some geezers pocket who would probably be considered a misogynistic arsehole.

Women are victims of the sex industry underpaid badly abused and used workers with no rights in law or reality and that should alter.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"fertilisers used around farms (in areas mentioned above) doesn't make crops grow it is used as a repellent for postal workers to deliver parcels "

Postal workers is a misnomer to disguise the child labour going on in every red letter box.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fab is part of the Sex industry and the sex industry is run on the whole from pimps on the street to those who own the mainstream porn industry by Men.

Women may have some sort of whip hand on here via numbers but the motivation for Fab is more than just getting adults access to fucking each other it's to make money where that cash goes and what it is used for would make a very good undercover program.

This site has been used and is used to gather filth on people to be used at a later date of that I am more than certain. If Fab is involved I can't say if fab knows this well they must be fucking stupid if they don't.

In most cases the money from the sex industry goes into some geezers pocket who would probably be considered a misogynistic arsehole.

Women are victims of the sex industry underpaid badly abused and used workers with no rights in law or reality and that should alter."

did you bring the tablets ? Cos I never.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Bees don't exist!!!

Or rather they are mechanical drones created by the CIA/Illuminati using alien technology. They use them to pollinate plants and make honey mostly but also to watch us wank."

Gasp .... wankkabeezzzz!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

We're all being controlled through our TVs be Illuminazis from the moon, riding on BEES, dammit!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cheese is made from milk and milk is made from grass !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC and bbc are terms meant to mislead both viewers and swingers into thinking the illuminati are real. When, in fact, something much more sinister is going on.

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By *P2903Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

The Spear of Destiny is actually one of a pair of knitting needles blessed with Christ's blood. The needles have at various points been owned by Adolf Hitler, Giles Brandreth, Noel Edmonds and Frank Bough.

Any items knitted using the spear of destiny and it's cousin are capable of imbuing immense charisma on their wearer.

The current whereabouts are unknown but a shadowy cabal of Middle-Eastern haberdashers move silently from city to city in an effort to capture and use them to create the "???? ????" or "Sweater of God".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Spear of Destiny is actually one of a pair of knitting needles blessed with Christ's blood. The needles have at various points been owned by Adolf Hitler, Giles Brandreth, Noel Edmonds and Frank Bough.

Any items knitted using the spear of destiny and it's cousin are capable of imbuing immense charisma on their wearer.

The current whereabouts are unknown but a shadowy cabal of Middle-Eastern haberdashers move silently from city to city in an effort to capture and use them to create the "???? ????" or "Sweater of God"."

The sweater of Gods real name is Barry White

Gimp

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By *uzi Jones 26Woman
over a year ago

The Devil's Lair


"The Spear of Destiny is actually one of a pair of knitting needles blessed with Christ's blood. The needles have at various points been owned by Adolf Hitler, Giles Brandreth, Noel Edmonds and Frank Bough.

Any items knitted using the spear of destiny and it's cousin are capable of imbuing immense charisma on their wearer.

The current whereabouts are unknown but a shadowy cabal of Middle-Eastern haberdashers move silently from city to city in an effort to capture and use them to create the "???? ????" or "Sweater of God"."

Also known as the shreddies knitting nana's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fertilisers used around farms (in areas mentioned above) doesn't make crops grow it is used as a repellent for postal workers to deliver parcels

Postal workers is a misnomer to disguise the child labour going on in every red letter box. "

The children of Chorley have been under observation by M.I.6 for manufacturing sarin nerve gas during science classes. This gas is sold on the black market to fund their field trip to Alton Towers each year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab is part of the Sex industry and the sex industry is run on the whole from pimps on the street to those who own the mainstream porn industry by Men.

Women may have some sort of whip hand on here via numbers but the motivation for Fab is more than just getting adults access to fucking each other it's to make money where that cash goes and what it is used for would make a very good undercover program.

This site has been used and is used to gather filth on people to be used at a later date of that I am more than certain. If Fab is involved I can't say if fab knows this well they must be fucking stupid if they don't.

In most cases the money from the sex industry goes into some geezers pocket who would probably be considered a misogynistic arsehole.

Women are victims of the sex industry underpaid badly abused and used workers with no rights in law or reality and that should alter."

And rentboys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That"

The Nolan's. That's yesterday's news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High heels were only ever invented to fuck with all men's mojo'a and boy did it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All conspiracy theories are true, it's just we live in a holographic tube that projects a completely different reality. Bees don't exist.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

[Removed by poster at 22/07/15 14:23:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That

The Nolan's. That's yesterday's news!"

Idk, Roger daltrey could pass for Gary Barlows gran. Or anyones gran if you look at him.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That

The Nolan's. That's yesterday's news!

Idk, Roger daltrey could pass for Gary Barlows gran. Or anyones gran if you look at him."

I looked. He was MY Gran!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are the grandmothers of all the members of Take That

The Nolan's. That's yesterday's news!

Idk, Roger daltrey could pass for Gary Barlows gran. Or anyones gran if you look at him.

I looked. He was MY Gran!"

He's my gran too, i'm adopting him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder why nobody wants to adopt Townshend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.

Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant

the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project."

I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sausage rolls don't. It's a conspiracy I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.

Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant

the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.

I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box. "

Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.

Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant

the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.

I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box.

Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope?"

The black pope is a fictional character created to divert attention away from the green pope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's the unmistakable smell of pot pouri about this!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There's the unmistakable smell of pot pouri about this!!!"

Pot pouri is left in your hotel room to lull you into a coma and then the N.H.S c take one of your kidneys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.

Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant

the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.

I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box.

Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope?"

Erm because I bought it at the car boot sale for 65p and it was from a Chinese fellow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF is this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's the unmistakable smell of pot pouri about this!!!

Pot pouri is left in your hotel room to lull you into a coma and then the N.H.S c take one of your kidneys. "

Is that why I wake up in a sticky mess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The WTF or more formally The World Testicle Forum is an organisation set up by a mysterious cult of women hell bent on tea bagging the life out of the men then snare in their traps. Tread carefully Gents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fertilisers used in farms are being used to stink the people of chorley to death, so it seemed when i opened my front door this morning.

Chorley was ceded to France in return for access to the Ark of the covenant

the ark of the covenant contains files on the blue beam project.

I think you'll find its in my shed, being used as a man box.

Why though? Is it because you are indeed a secret, or not so secret now i'm exposing you, agent for the government that is led by the black pope?

Erm because I bought it at the car boot sale for 65p and it was from a Chinese fellow. "

Wasn't that the film gremlins?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"WTF is this "

Your tit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still none the wiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good to me

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners


"The WTF or more formally The World Testicle Forum is an organisation set up by a mysterious cult of women hell bent on tea bagging the life out of the men then snare in their traps. Tread carefully Gents!"

Traps are currently being produced by dara o brien to catch the worlds Crabs population, upon strategic re release the undercover plot will result in mass hair loss, and thus dara will feel better about himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my favourite conspiracy theory.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There are more popular conspiracy theory threads but the mods won't allow anyone below platinum membership to view them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot to mention that J.F.K. sanctioned the use of the house in Solihull while discussing access to his love child with the alien queen Marilyn Monroe. The talks were taking place aboard the Titanic as it cruised round the Bermuda Triangle. They were going to take place at Area 51 but Elvis objected because he was jamming with John Lennon that week and he didn't want any attention."

Trump is releasing this info soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all living in an experiment created by a super being. None of us really exist, the illusion is created by this super being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are all living in an experiment created by a super being. None of us really exist, the illusion is created by this super being. "

that super being is Mary Berry ...

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"We are all living in an experiment created by a super being. None of us really exist, the illusion is created by this super being.

that super being is Mary Berry ..."

Prepare Leith is Mary's Berry's step-sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is controlled by 6 women, who are now incredibly stinking fikthy rich. They create thousands of false profiles with titillating pics, FAB and wink at gawmless men masturbating at home with curtains pulled shut and they never reply to messages as theyre counting money.

The only anomaly is Soxy who is employed by them to confuse the crap out of the marginally more intelligent conspiracy theorists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits are secretly planning an invasion of Malta

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