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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it only me who thinks that measuring ur cock against a din dab packet or some other random object in a attempt to show off it's size is a bit titheadish? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes me laugh at how silly it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"makes me laugh at how silly it is."

Agreed - but hey, nothing as queer as folk eh! God im bored this morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me too..

question ... how do you reply properly in here along with the persons message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"me too..

question ... how do you reply properly in here along with the persons message?"

Reply and quote x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me too..

question ... how do you reply properly in here along with the persons message?

Reply and quote x"

ah got it.. thanks

so we won't be seeing you with a picture next to a sky remote anytime soon? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine against a AAA battery so that makes me look huge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"me too..

question ... how do you reply properly in here along with the persons message?

Reply and quote x

ah got it.. thanks

so we won't be seeing you with a picture next to a sky remote anytime soon? haha"

Nope,..I prefer a bottle of lynx Africa roll on deodorant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I measure mine against a AAA battery so that makes me look huge "

Wanna watch u don't get a leccy shock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me too..

question ... how do you reply properly in here along with the persons message?

Reply and quote x

ah got it.. thanks

so we won't be seeing you with a picture next to a sky remote anytime soon? haha

Nope,..I prefer a bottle of lynx Africa roll on deodorant lol"

god i remember my first boyfriend wearing that lynx.. ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measure mine against a AAA battery so that makes me look huge

Wanna watch u don't get a leccy shock lol "

Lol might shock it into life lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Like well you know how slugs expand, giggle giggle giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like well you know how slugs expand, giggle giggle giggle "

Do they? What causes that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AAA battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find measuring against a beer can the most imaginative and erotic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to see more close up pussy pics next to a polo mint tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why measure it in the first place...does upon meeting your said meet have said beer can/sky remote/lynx can in their hand to double check its the right size...and wooooooooooahhh what if its not ...then what????

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

I confess a BBC gentleman mailed us about the possibility of deepthroat and he measured up well against a Pringles container!phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to see a guy compare it against a traffic cone...

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I would love to see a guy compare it against a traffic cone..."

more chance of an ice cream cone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes measuring it next to an everyday object helps you gauge the size accurately this is especially helpful when the person has large muscley thighs, the penis can look smaller next to big thighs.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"me too..

question ... how do you reply properly in here along with the persons message?

Reply and quote x

ah got it.. thanks

so we won't be seeing you with a picture next to a sky remote anytime soon? haha

Nope,..I prefer a bottle of lynx Africa roll on deodorant lol

god i remember my first boyfriend wearing that lynx.. ha!"

No - not the Delete My Profile button. Ohh ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it amusing. Perhaps us ladies should start measuring our boobs in the same way ..

Jamie dodgers

strawberries

apples

grapefruit

melons

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I find it amusing. Perhaps us ladies should start measuring our boobs in the same way ..

Jamie dodgers

strawberries

apples

grapefruit

melons

"

Space Hoppers!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I find it amusing. Perhaps us ladies should start measuring our boobs in the same way ..

Jamie dodgers

strawberries

apples

grapefruit

melons

"

you've reminded, I need to go to the fruit n veg stall today, thanks very much! LOL K gets "fried egg" comments sometimes but they're just jealous frankly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it amusing. Perhaps us ladies should start measuring our boobs in the same way ..

Jamie dodgers

strawberries

apples

grapefruit

melons

Space Hoppers!"

Ha ha for some yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find it amusing. Perhaps us ladies should start measuring our boobs in the same way ..

Jamie dodgers

strawberries

apples

grapefruit

melons

you've reminded, I need to go to the fruit n veg stall today, thanks very much! LOL K gets "fried egg" comments sometimes but they're just jealous frankly "

Absolutely. I remember a girl I used to work with comparing hers to 2 tic tacs on an ironing board

She still got way more male attention than I did.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

But you do ok now and your pics are stunning! Happy in one's own skin is always good

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I agree with the OP. With one caveat.

The only acceptable measuring item is of course a toy dinosaur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it only me who thinks that measuring ur cock against a din dab packet or some other random object in a attempt to show off it's size is a bit titheadish? Lol "

I absolutely agree......

I only measured mine against a pringles tube for added sarcasm.

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Is it only me who thinks that measuring ur cock against a din dab packet or some other random object in a attempt to show off it's size is a bit titheadish? Lol

I absolutely agree......

I only measured mine against a pringles tube for added sarcasm. "

It's a great photo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I measure mine against a AAA battery so that makes me look huge "

Ever considered blacking out the 3rd A with a marker pen

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Why dont they just use a tape measure ..... or is that just to obvious ...... or truthfull ..lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it only me who thinks that measuring ur cock against a din dab packet or some other random object in a attempt to show off it's size is a bit titheadish? Lol

I absolutely agree......

I only measured mine against a pringles tube for added sarcasm.

It's a great photo!"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why dont they just use a tape measure ..... or is that just to obvious ...... or truthfull ..lol xx"

The tape measure pic is so last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to measure mine on the depth of a womans mouth

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