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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Q: What Does Twitter Habe For Breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Q: What Does Twitter Habe For Breakfast? "

pssst most posts give the joke and the answer

As in, what do you call a man with a paper bag on his head.

Russell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A: Tweetabix!!!! soz pressed wrong button.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Someone asked what my hubby does for a living , well it's hard to say ...

He sells sea shells on the sea shore .

Jo x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Q: What Does Twitter Habe For Breakfast?

pssst most posts give the joke and the answer

As in, what do you call a man with a paper bag on his head.

Russell. "

You'd do well to start with a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Q: What Does Twitter Habe For Breakfast?

pssst most posts give the joke and the answer

As in, what do you call a man with a paper bag on his head.

Russell.

You'd do well to start with a joke "

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Actually he's a maths teacher .

That's why I spent yesterday on the train with a Bramley apple tart going to Birmingham , Liverpool and Newcastle ...

Well he did tell me to take pi to three dismal places ....

I'm here all week ...

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guy takes a golffish to the vet said its got epilepsy the vet says it looks fine to me he says yes but iv not took it out the bowl yet

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I was half way through eating a tesco's lasagne and I thought I'm not as hungry as I thought .

Jo x

Took me a bit of thinking to get it ..

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shergar walks into his local bar stops looks up and down the bar. Noticed red rum & two old mares. Hey what's with the long faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shergar walks into his local bar stops looks up and down the bar. Noticed red rum & two old mares. Hey what's with the long faces. "

thought it was going to be ... shergar walks into a bar and the barman says ... where the fuck have you been

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that's my binladden joke.Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the doctors the other day.. Told him my left side feels like a teepee and my right side feels like a wigwam

he told me i was just two tents

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Be happy no one see,s you smile

Cry no one see,s your pain

Be scared no one see,s your fear

JUST FART THE FUCKING ONCE

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