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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

In a attempt to cut down / stop smoking , I've not bought any cigarettes today and it's not been too bad .

But now I've had a drink and the shops are shut . I'm climbing the f%%king walls .

And don't start with all that well done keep it up shit or I'll find where you live come round light one end of you and smoke you and take it all down and not in a nice way .....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had a climbing frame on my walls

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well done.

Get through the night without lighting a banana and you'll feel great tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh just have a wank instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as the words of coldplay ... lite up lite up as if you still have a choice

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"as the words of coldplay ... lite up lite up as if you still have a choice "

Erm...

Think you mean Snow Patrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"as the words of coldplay ... lite up lite up as if you still have a choice

Erm...

Think you mean Snow Patrol "

thats the one

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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

You can both f$%k off .....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made one once.

I'd swear she said she was a sixth-former.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a semi decent vape (not the crap your local shop will sell you - something of equal price which is decent off the internet).

I'm not going to lie; it's not the same. It will however fight off any cravings.

Everyone at work rants about Champix but I think any prescriptive medicine with similar side effects to anti-depressants should be viewed with scrutiny.

I still buy tobacco for the occasional smoke in the morning/evening, but I hardly smoke at all now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you aren't looking for advise, but I know what you are going through!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not been in your situation but I get the jitters if shops shut and I fancy chocolate. You must be in hell! Is there no white knight who could deliver some fags?

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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just googled the nearest 24hr petrol station , the round trip including cigarettes would be £25-28 , sadly I'm considering it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a couple of Havanas & a cheeky 25yo bottle of Irish whisky in my stash, mmmmmmmmmmm!!

*kicks back to thoroughly enjoy .......... & this thread too!!!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

grab some sweats suck on those if you have got them or retire to bed early if possible

theres also the nightly asda and tesco to think about as well

but i shouldnt be telling you this

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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"grab some sweats suck on those if you have got them or retire to bed early if possible

theres also the nightly asda and tesco to think about as well

but i shouldnt be telling you this "

I live in the sticks , when you go past the last house in any direction the next street light you see is 4-5 miles away .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they say the 3rd and 10th days are the worst this is your first if i where you id phone that taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I only took up smoking as a way to help me give hypnotism ....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a couple of Havanas & a cheeky 25yo bottle of Irish whisky in my stash, mmmmmmmmmmm!!

*kicks back to thoroughly enjoy .......... & this thread too!!! "

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I once had a 25 year old with a Havana.... But then I am bill Clinton

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By *o-j OP   Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Just before I go to bed can I just make sure that Tempting Devil and whatsitallabout did know that I was only joking .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just before I go to bed can I just make sure that Tempting Devil and whatsitallabout did know that I was only joking .

Jo x"

coarse we know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of tough shit your having I not got that no smokes prob as got shit loads from hols lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have given up giving up smoking.

Thank's to have been of help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have given up giving up smoking.

Thank's to have been of help "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You obviously "have" spotted the error, whether it be a "schoolboy" error or knot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You obviously "have" spotted the error, whether it be a "schoolboy" error or knot "
it was obvious lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Just before I go to bed can I just make sure that Tempting Devil and whatsitallabout did know that I was only joking .

Jo x"

I fell asleep before I saw this

But of course I know. Hopefully you got through the cravings. Good luck in ditching the habit, it's hard but it'll be worth it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"In a attempt to cut down / stop smoking , I've not bought any cigarettes today and it's not been too bad .

But now I've had a drink and the shops are shut . I'm climbing the f%%king walls .

And don't start with all that well done keep it up shit or I'll find where you live come round light one end of you and smoke you and take it all down and not in a nice way .....

Jo x "

As silly as it seems, when I was giving up smoking and really needed one.

I'd mimick smoking by taking very deep breaths through your lips in the smoking position.

Seriously it helped. After a couple of lungs full of air and just going through the motions I found I didn't actually need the cigarette.

Air is pretty healthy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll a tea bag in paper. Worked for me in the desert for seven months. Either that or kick your little toe off a door and you won't think of fags for hours.

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