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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shit me pt.2 already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez what's happening to the forum world

There keeping you on your tits tonight Dan

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez what's happening to the forum world

There keeping you on your tits tonight Dan "

I've got cramp in my hand from typing and scrolling so I don't miss anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation "

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a 3parter tonight

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Shhhhhh! Trying to sleep! Someone close the kitchen door for me please? The fridge light and whirring sound is irritating me

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!"

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit me pt.2 already "

Well it is number two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't "

wot you tryin to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be a 3parter tonight "

Most we had was 30 posts short of part 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy "

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't "

pt two and i havent got a summary...urmmm lots of people came in and some went to bed, there was some convo about wellies but that turned to bums if i recall...a few snogs were had some went invisible and thats about it..tadah...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shhhhhh! Trying to sleep! Someone close the kitchen door for me please? The fridge light and whirring sound is irritating me "

SORRY We'll try and keep.it down

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Shhhhhh! Trying to sleep! Someone close the kitchen door for me please? The fridge light and whirring sound is irritating me

SORRY We'll try and keep.it down "

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?"

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Last time I tryed a water bed was sea sick .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit me pt.2 already

Well it is number two."

*snigger*

He said number two

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Could be a 3parter tonight

Most we had was 30 posts short of part 5 "

Are you suggesting we should just post loads and loads of random crap?!

Cos, HELLOOOOOOO! This is the lounge, all we ever do is post loads and loads of random crap. Interspersed with the odd bit of random shite for variety natch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STARFISH.

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't

pt two and i havent got a summary...urmmm lots of people came in and some went to bed, there was some convo about wellies but that turned to bums if i recall...a few snogs were had some went invisible and thats about it..tadah... "

And I posted message 182 that no one will ever read

Sleep now messages tomorrow.

Have a lovely night all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't

wot you tryin to say "

I rarely contribute with anything profound...life's too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez what's happening to the forum world

There keeping you on your tits tonight Dan

I've got cramp in my hand from typing and scrolling so I don't miss anyone "

My phones being perverted again

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't

pt two and i havent got a summary...urmmm lots of people came in and some went to bed, there was some convo about wellies but that turned to bums if i recall...a few snogs were had some went invisible and thats about it..tadah...

And I posted message 182 that no one will ever read

Sleep now messages tomorrow.

Have a lovely night all."

sweet dreams x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't

pt two and i havent got a summary...urmmm lots of people came in and some went to bed, there was some convo about wellies but that turned to bums if i recall...a few snogs were had some went invisible and thats about it..tadah... "

Sums it up pretty well tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shhhhhh! Trying to sleep! Someone close the kitchen door for me please? The fridge light and whirring sound is irritating me

SORRY We'll try and keep.it down

Shhhhhhhhhhhh "

Iiiiiiiiitttttttt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldnt answer on the last one- what am I up to?

Trying not to think about how horny I am feeling because I really need to go to sleep!

Better get off here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight "

Persevere, now is the time to strike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last time I tryed a water bed was sea sick ."

It is an acquired taste I'll give you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't

pt two and i havent got a summary...urmmm lots of people came in and some went to bed, there was some convo about wellies but that turned to bums if i recall...a few snogs were had some went invisible and thats about it..tadah...

And I posted message 182 that no one will ever read

Sleep now messages tomorrow.

Have a lovely night all."

Hope you enjoyed your wine, night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be a 3parter tonight

Most we had was 30 posts short of part 5

Are you suggesting we should just post loads and loads of random crap?!

Cos, HELLOOOOOOO! This is the lounge, all we ever do is post loads and loads of random crap. Interspersed with the odd bit of random shite for variety natch. "

Oh god no not just random shit that's boring. On that night we just had some really great banter going on andoads of pee were on and joining in so was pretty cool

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

no i mised out that tempting devil is in hospital and im wishing her well for tomorrow xx sorry sweet..xx

and i did go and read your post james...x just for the record

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"STARFISH."

Donyoubgonto fries with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike "

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do we talk a lot???

Surely not.

Oh well, at least it's all intelligent conversation

Yours might be mine most certainly isn't

pt two and i havent got a summary...urmmm lots of people came in and some went to bed, there was some convo about wellies but that turned to bums if i recall...a few snogs were had some went invisible and thats about it..tadah...

And I posted message 182 that no one will ever read

Sleep now messages tomorrow.

Have a lovely night all."

Laters tall dude

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?"

im really well thanks robbie..recovered i think from last weekend looking forward to the rest of the week x you?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Kept picturing reg n Maureen when it leaked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez what's happening to the forum world

There keeping you on your tits tonight Dan

I've got cramp in my hand from typing and scrolling so I don't miss anyone

My phones being perverted again "

Yeah right, blame the phone

Having said that I sympathise with you as autocuntrect is playing havoc with me as I'm having to type so fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?

im really well thanks robbie..recovered i think from last weekend looking forward to the rest of the week x you?"

I'm good thanks, I'm also looking forward to this weekend to partys at the club one friday and one Saturday, should be a good weekend, can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couldnt answer on the last one- what am I up to?

Trying not to think about how horny I am feeling because I really need to go to sleep!

Better get off here! "

You'll never get to sleep while you're horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all working hard here, not used to this night malarkey 1st full night shift in months!! Only another 100(ish) phone calls to answer now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STARFISH.

Donyoubgonto fries with that? "

Do you want some ketchup with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?"

That's the spirit

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?

im really well thanks robbie..recovered i think from last weekend looking forward to the rest of the week x you?

I'm good thanks, I'm also looking forward to this weekend to partys at the club one friday and one Saturday, should be a good weekend, can't wait"

which club is that robbo? sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez what's happening to the forum world

There keeping you on your tits tonight Dan

I've got cramp in my hand from typing and scrolling so I don't miss anyone

My phones being perverted again

Yeah right, blame the phone

Having said that I sympathise with you as autocuntrect is playing havoc with me as I'm having to type so fast "

Haha I'm sure it's got something against me and is making up for it, that's about 5 times today I've been caught out

So what have I missed

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good evening comrades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?

im really well thanks robbie..recovered i think from last weekend looking forward to the rest of the week x you?

I'm good thanks, I'm also looking forward to this weekend to partys at the club one friday and one Saturday, should be a good weekend, can't wait

which club is that robbo? sounds like fun "

Cupids in manchester suzy, it should be fun, i hope it's fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzy give me an update, your good at that and I've missed loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kept picturing reg n Maureen when it leaked"

Come again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couldnt answer on the last one- what am I up to?

Trying not to think about how horny I am feeling because I really need to go to sleep!

Better get off here!

You'll never get to sleep while you're horny "

I KNOW!!!!

Its tmrw now, already!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all working hard here, not used to this night malarkey 1st full night shift in months!! Only another 100(ish) phone calls to answer now "

Good evening fellow night worker and welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Jeez what's happening to the forum world

There keeping you on your tits tonight Dan

I've got cramp in my hand from typing and scrolling so I don't miss anyone

My phones being perverted again

Yeah right, blame the phone

Having said that I sympathise with you as autocuntrect is playing havoc with me as I'm having to type so fast

Haha I'm sure it's got something against me and is making up for it, that's about 5 times today I've been caught out

So what have I missed "

robbo is about to tell me which club hes going to frequent this weekend, someone wants ketchup with something...someone is working too hard and we are telling those that are horny but want to sleep to 'get off'...giggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"STARFISH.

Donyoubgonto fries with that?

Do you want some ketchup with that?"

No, brown sauce .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jeez what's happening to the forum world

There keeping you on your tits tonight Dan

I've got cramp in my hand from typing and scrolling so I don't miss anyone

My phones being perverted again

Yeah right, blame the phone

Having said that I sympathise with you as autocuntrect is playing havoc with me as I'm having to type so fast

Haha I'm sure it's got something against me and is making up for it, that's about 5 times today I've been caught out

So what have I missed "

A bit of this, bit of that

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Suzy give me an update, your good at that and I've missed loads "

have done..and the club is cupids...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"STARFISH.

Donyoubgonto fries with that?

Do you want some ketchup with that?

No, brown sauce . "

And prawns with the tails still attached?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?

im really well thanks robbie..recovered i think from last weekend looking forward to the rest of the week x you?

I'm good thanks, I'm also looking forward to this weekend to partys at the club one friday and one Saturday, should be a good weekend, can't wait

which club is that robbo? sounds like fun

Cupids in manchester suzy, it should be fun, i hope it's fun "

im sure it will be, hab=vent been there yet..may well do in august

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds . "

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey up Bladey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening comrades "

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How are you this pleasant eve?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suzy give me an update, your good at that and I've missed loads "

Scroll up Suzy did one earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suzy give me an update, your good at that and I've missed loads

have done..and the club is cupids..."

Thank you lovely

I thought I had a good member but jeez you best me hand down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Couldnt answer on the last one- what am I up to?

Trying not to think about how horny I am feeling because I really need to go to sleep!

Better get off here!

You'll never get to sleep while you're horny

I KNOW!!!!

Its tmrw now, already!!"

Best sort it quickly it's Wednesday now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la "

It was the ice cream!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!! "

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la "

Ha ha you tart

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening comrades

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How are you this pleasant eve? "

I am most excellent as it happens. Most excellent indeed. I am also in an excellent mood too.

I hope I find you in excellent form too.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"*waves* "

hey lovely x how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*waves* "

*Waves back*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds "

I don't know

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"*waves*

hey lovely x how are you?"

It's all good

I am in fine fettle and hope you are too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening comrades

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How are you this pleasant eve?

I am most excellent as it happens. Most excellent indeed. I am also in an excellent mood too.

I hope I find you in excellent form too.

"

I feel as excellent as Bill and Ted tbh

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"*waves*

hey lovely x how are you?

It's all good

I am in fine fettle and hope you are too. "

yes ive recovered now..having a wail of a time..looking forward to the rest of the week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?

im really well thanks robbie..recovered i think from last weekend looking forward to the rest of the week x you?

I'm good thanks, I'm also looking forward to this weekend to partys at the club one friday and one Saturday, should be a good weekend, can't wait

which club is that robbo? sounds like fun

Cupids in manchester suzy, it should be fun, i hope it's fun

im sure it will be, hab=vent been there yet..may well do in august "

Suzy you should go, it's a really good friendly club, check the reviews and the site, ask around it is a really fun club

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening comrades

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How are you this pleasant eve?

I am most excellent as it happens. Most excellent indeed. I am also in an excellent mood too.

I hope I find you in excellent form too.

I feel as excellent as Bill and Ted tbh "

"69 dude"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening comrades

Good evening Ms. Seduced

How are you this pleasant eve?

I am most excellent as it happens. Most excellent indeed. I am also in an excellent mood too.

I hope I find you in excellent form too.

I feel as excellent as Bill and Ted tbh

"69 dude""

NO WAY! *insert guitar riff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

I don't know "

Some men are just to picky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

I don't know

Some men are just to picky "

I'm not

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm awake and bored as fuck!!!!!

Good evening Robbo

How can you very bored with the wonderful world of Fab at your fingertips?

Evening, god knows I'm just bored, not getting much interest tonight

Persevere, now is the time to strike

Really??? Game face on

Well hello ladies, how are we all tonight?

im really well thanks robbie..recovered i think from last weekend looking forward to the rest of the week x you?

I'm good thanks, I'm also looking forward to this weekend to partys at the club one friday and one Saturday, should be a good weekend, can't wait

which club is that robbo? sounds like fun

Cupids in manchester suzy, it should be fun, i hope it's fun

im sure it will be, hab=vent been there yet..may well do in august

Suzy you should go, it's a really good friendly club, check the reviews and the site, ask around it is a really fun club "

depends on this lot here..they i have found are a fun lot to hang around with so if they drag me somewhere else while i am about up there..i wont be complaining x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight."

Good evening Ms. Lickety

Sending you a soothing medicinal back rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off.

Night then.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight."

there there..strokes licketys hair and sings a lullaby xx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

I don't know

Some men are just to picky "

Yep this 1s damn picky

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm off.

Night then."

night pp sweet dreams xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm off.

Night then."

Nighty night dude filthy dreams

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight."

Oi!

Tonight I fink I'm front of the queue for the sleep soothing

It might even be a soft kitty night

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ooo, I've got DP and Suzy soothing me to sleep. Suddenly I'm wide awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off.

Night then."

Night PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

I don't know

Some men are just to picky

Yep this 1s damn picky "

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight.

Oi!

Tonight I fink I'm front of the queue for the sleep soothing

It might even be a soft kitty night "

ill be thinking of you all day tomorrow xx...soothes hair and starts singing another lullaby xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight.

Oi!

Tonight I fink I'm front of the queue for the sleep soothing

It might even be a soft kitty night "

Is it the night before the day? Soft Kitty it is. All together now...

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooo, I've got DP and Suzy soothing me to sleep. Suddenly I'm wide awake.

"

That's not the desired effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

I don't know

Some men are just to picky

I'm not "

Oh, are you not picky Mr P?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight.

Oi!

Tonight I fink I'm front of the queue for the sleep soothing

It might even be a soft kitty night

Is it the night before the day? Soft Kitty it is. All together now...

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur..."

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

I don't know

Some men are just to picky

I'm not

Oh, are you not picky Mr P? "

I may or may not be....hard to pin me down

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal? "

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal? "

Thanks to the Internet I have seen various things inserted, is it bad I've become jaded to it all

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though "

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

Thanks to the Internet I have seen various things inserted, is it bad I've become jaded to it all "

Yes. Yes it is!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep. "

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight.

Oi!

Tonight I fink I'm front of the queue for the sleep soothing

It might even be a soft kitty night

Is it the night before the day? Soft Kitty it is. All together now...

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr..."

Yup Lickety it is. And for some strange reason I can't seem to settle...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ooo, I've got DP and Suzy soothing me to sleep. Suddenly I'm wide awake.

That's not the desired effect "

Desire is always a good effect - I wear it well.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe "

I guess. Thank goodness the mice are safe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

Thanks to the Internet I have seen various things inserted, is it bad I've become jaded to it all

Yes. Yes it is! "

Intend not to actively look for things line that though and don't really find it arousing in the slightest. Do wonder why they do it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooo, I've got DP and Suzy soothing me to sleep. Suddenly I'm wide awake.

That's not the desired effect

Desire is always a good effect - I wear it well."

Ah in that case I shall stroke away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what "

Keep up Mrs. H

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I need someone to pat my back and soothe me to sleep tonight.

Oi!

Tonight I fink I'm front of the queue for the sleep soothing

It might even be a soft kitty night

Is it the night before the day? Soft Kitty it is. All together now...

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr...

Yup Lickety it is. And for some strange reason I can't seem to settle... "

Don't worry. They'll let you sleep enough tomorrow. Just enjoy nattering on here.

I have boring work to complete tomorrow but I'll keep a thought for you.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe

I guess. Thank goodness the mice are safe! "

Perhaps the mice are all in there too behind bagpuss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H "

I can't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe "

He freaked me out as a kid, that bird was weird

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe

I guess. Thank goodness the mice are safe! "

hahaha maybe it was an obsession with the organ or something....who knows what people have in their heads...but soppy and floppy bag puss is not that arousing...is it? once you think about it...IF you haveto think about it...hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't "

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe

I guess. Thank goodness the mice are safe!

Perhaps the mice are all in there too behind bagpuss? "

Nooooooooooooool!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

2nd summary for this thread for mrs H, tempting devil is in hospital there is a lot of stoking hair and lullabies going on for the restless and disturbingly we are discussing photos that depict bagpuss sticking out of some lady bits which _educed had the misfortune to come across earlier today... xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe

I guess. Thank goodness the mice are safe!

hahaha maybe it was an obsession with the organ or something....who knows what people have in their heads...but soppy and floppy bag puss is not that arousing...is it? once you think about it...IF you haveto think about it...hehe "

I don't want to think of Bagpuss in that way tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a. "

a lovely looking make p.a

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe

I guess. Thank goodness the mice are safe!

Perhaps the mice are all in there too behind bagpuss?

Nooooooooooooool! "

i did think that..but didnt choose to say it....hahaha oh well....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?"

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanx Suzy

Jesus I'm glad I missed some of it then

Tempting devil, sorry to hear your in hospital

Seduced what the bloody hell have you been looking at

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talking about pussies...I saw an image today that has scarred me for life. Was a woman with an entire stuffed toy inserted into her foo foo. The toy was bag puss (oh the irony) and only its face was showing. It appeared to be smiling.

Is this normal?

err not for me..maybe it was decapitated and it just looked that it was stuffed in...one can only hope...its not my thing though

Decapitated bag puss? Oh it gets worse. No wonder I can't sleep.

chuckles..at least it wasnt professor yaffle sticking his head out that would be a nightmare....hehehehehehe

I guess. Thank goodness the mice are safe!

Perhaps the mice are all in there too behind bagpuss?

Nooooooooooooool! "

What I'd the woman is Emily the girl from Bagpuss Childhood....ruined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut "

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a "

Do you mean male? If so no

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"2nd summary for this thread for mrs H, tempting devil is in hospital there is a lot of stoking hair and lullabies going on for the restless and disturbingly we are discussing photos that depict bagpuss sticking out of some lady bits which _educed had the misfortune to come across earlier today... xx"

Mwahahahahaaaaa!

Betcha they're singing we will fix it as they staple the woman's prolapse back!

Cos she's gotta be saggy and baggy to fit that fat furry puss up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that"

Try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that"

If there isn't a club open got to be worth a go

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Thanx Suzy

Jesus I'm glad I missed some of it then

Tempting devil, sorry to hear your in hospital

Seduced what the bloody hell have you been looking at "

It's all good honey, it's a planned op.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"2nd summary for this thread for mrs H, tempting devil is in hospital there is a lot of stoking hair and lullabies going on for the restless and disturbingly we are discussing photos that depict bagpuss sticking out of some lady bits which _educed had the misfortune to come across earlier today... xx

Mwahahahahaaaaa!

Betcha they're singing we will fix it as they staple the woman's prolapse back!

Cos she's gotta be saggy and baggy to fit that fat furry puss up there! "

hahahaha laughing so hard here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no "

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanx Suzy

Jesus I'm glad I missed some of it then

Tempting devil, sorry to hear your in hospital

Seduced what the bloody hell have you been looking at

It's all good honey, it's a planned op. "

Ahhh glad to hear it

Good luck for tomorrow though

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed "

am i fired?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

Try it "

Not sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'll try again. What the fuck have i missed. Ive been a little busy

Scroll back through your thread to find my comment about what I meant by sloppy seconds .

I don't want to no what you ment mate. Happy place la la la la la la la

It was the ice cream!!

Having said that what's wrong with my sloppy seconds

I don't know

Some men are just to picky

I'm not

Oh, are you not picky Mr P?

I may or may not be....hard to pin me down "

I didn't have to pin you down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed "

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

If there isn't a club open got to be worth a go "

Clubs open but couples only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in "

Is that candle wax on your bits

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in "

hey nectar...scroll back if you want a summary..i posted one not to long back..some of it is pretty disturbing though..be warned...hehe xx

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over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

Try it

Not sure lol"

You never know unless you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in "

Good evening Ms. Nectar

Do we need to ask if your night was a pleasant one or is it a given?

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over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type "

No words

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired? "

He'll no I was hoping you apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type "

A naughty female I could cope with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

Try it

Not sure lol"

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

Try it

Not sure lol

You never know unless you do "

I've been on this site years now, never had a meet and because I haven't had a meet, a local woman wouldn't meet me because she said if I wasn't a weirdo i would have had a meet already even tho i go to the club all the time, up to her, but put ne off a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

Is that candle wax on your bits "

It is yep....

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply "

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type

A naughty female I could cope with "

Think Suzy should apply don't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type

No words "

Some may be involved yes

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'm here happy and cheerful as ever ...

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

hey nectar...scroll back if you want a summary..i posted one not to long back..some of it is pretty disturbing though..be warned...hehe xx"

Scared or excited not quite sure which...cheers babe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

Try it

Not sure lol

You never know unless you do

I've been on this site years now, never had a meet and because I haven't had a meet, a local woman wouldn't meet me because she said if I wasn't a weirdo i would have had a meet already even tho i go to the club all the time, up to her, but put ne off a bit"

You're verified from going to cupids, that shows your not fake, you've got as much a chance as anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type

No words

Some may be involved yes "

Does that mean I've lost that job myself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My day off tomorrow, I'm going to get a haircut and buy some new bedding, any other ideas i could do on my day off?

Pop a meet up for the evening, you'll be feeling 2 thumbs fresh after your haircut

I've never put a meet up before, I normally just go to clubs, it is an idea and new experiences and all that

Try it

Not sure lol

You never know unless you do

I've been on this site years now, never had a meet and because I haven't had a meet, a local woman wouldn't meet me because she said if I wasn't a weirdo i would have had a meet already even tho i go to the club all the time, up to her, but put ne off a bit"

Not necessarily as you meet in clubs, one to ones aren't for everybody whatever floats your goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

Good evening Ms. Nectar

Do we need to ask if your night was a pleasant one or is it a given? "

I think pleasant would be an understatement lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

Is that candle wax on your bits

It is yep...."

OOooh wax play...nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

"

Summarising and generally looking hot....jobs yours so far

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type

A naughty female I could cope with

Think Suzy should apply don't you "

i did i did..hehehe xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here happy and cheerful as ever ...

Jo x"

Good evening Jo

*No one mention ciggies*

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

Summarising and generally looking hot....jobs yours so far "

your so good to me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il see who has got meets up, i might pop a cheeky meet up see if theres any interest? Il think about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

Good evening Ms. Nectar

Do we need to ask if your night was a pleasant one or is it a given?

I think pleasant would be an understatement lol "

I thought it might be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

I'm fussed needs to be a naughty female secretary type

A naughty female I could cope with

Think Suzy should apply don't you

i did i did..hehehe xx"

See that's precisely why I need a p.a. o can't keep up on my bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

Summarising and generally looking hot....jobs yours so far

your so good to me x"

You haven't seen what the wages are yet

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

Summarising and generally looking hot....jobs yours so far

your so good to me x

You haven't seen what the wages are yet "

care to enlighten me?...lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

Is that candle wax on your bits

It is yep....

OOooh wax play...nice "

Beyond nice...orgasm without any touch amazing experience!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

Summarising and generally looking hot....jobs yours so far

your so good to me x

You haven't seen what the wages are yet

care to enlighten me?...lolol"

It would have to be negotiated

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

Summarising and generally looking hot....jobs yours so far

your so good to me x

You haven't seen what the wages are yet

care to enlighten me?...lolol

It would have to be negotiated "

chuckles...fair play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening guys...sorry I'm late joining you just got in

Is that candle wax on your bits

It is yep...."

That looks painful

Sorry I forgot to say hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't keep up tonight you're all confusing me by who's said what

Keep up Mrs. H

I can't

Try replying...its hectic I need a p.a.

a lovely looking make p.a

Do you mean male? If so no

Oh god

Yes I meant male could be female as well, I'm not fussed

am i fired?

He'll no I was hoping you apply

what would be my duties sir?..giggles?

same question to Mrs H..

Summarising and generally looking hot....jobs yours so far

your so good to me x

You haven't seen what the wages are yet

care to enlighten me?...lolol

It would have to be negotiated

chuckles...fair play "

Ooh nearly pt3 time

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