FabSwingers.com forum: I'm sorry that I've not yet matured past the point of making everything into sexual innuendos

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's just really hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too... And yes to the innuendos too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its actually a condition called Witzelsucht...look it up. I have it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me too... And yes to the innuendos too! "

Yeah, my cock's pretty hard too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy minx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Its a stiff challenge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Filthy minx"

Moi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a stiff challenge."

I properly laughed at that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If you want innuendos, I'll give you one.

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

What's the point ? Take my tip ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What's the point ? Take my tip ?"
you slipped that one in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your endo

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If innuendos were a crime,... I'd be going down.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository?

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"It's just really hard."

That's OK, feel free to rest your head in my lap as we all console you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant beat a nice pear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just really hard."

That's what she said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this thread and had loads of jokes for it, and every single one of them has already been done. Bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw this thread and had loads of jokes for it, and every single one of them has already been done. Bastards.

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ive not been done bit if your offering...

pmsl

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I saw this thread and had loads of jokes for it, and every single one of them has already been done. Bastards.

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come again?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Cant beat a nice pear"
I prefer them juicy.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"It's just really hard."

I thought it was wet?

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

As a student Finbar Saunders was all I aspired to be in life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant beat a nice pear I prefer them juicy. "

The juicier the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just really hard.

I thought it was wet? "

Merely a little moist

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I saw this thread and had loads of jokes for it, and every single one of them has already been done. Bastards.

I'll give you one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who tries to join this thread now is going to be coming from behind

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Anyone who tries to join this thread now is going to be coming from behind"

I don't mind up the rear

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"It's just really hard.

I thought it was wet?

Merely a little moist

I work in damp proofing if you have a damp patch that needs sorting out.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I like an innuendo joke as much as the next lass , but ffs don't ram it down my throat .....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like an innuendo joke as much as the next lass , but ffs don't ram it down my throat .....

Jo x"

Well don't bleat on about it then

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Dont beat about the bush do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like an innuendo joke as much as the next lass , but ffs don't ram it down my throat .....

Jo x"

It sounds like you find it all too hard to swallow

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Dont beat about the bush do you"

One in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I like an innuendo joke as much as the next lass , but ffs don't ram it down my throat .....

Jo x

It sounds like you find it all too hard to swallow

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got any more gags like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah damn ! I missed the beginning of the thread .

Oh well...

Feels pretty brilliant to come first but oh well, longer is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like an innuendo joke as much as the next lass , but ffs don't ram it down my throat .....

Jo x

It sounds like you find it all too hard to swallow

got any more gags like that? "

I thought I'd already made a good fist of it

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Welcome to an evening of girth and measurement .....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just really hard."

Did that one just slip out?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Dont beat about the bush do you

One in the bush is worth two in the hand.

Or is it one in the hand is worth two in the bush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread needs a good poke

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