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"As it ended so well. Sorry but sombody rather nice distracted me "Awwww thanks bladey  | |||
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And for Dan to stop being grumpy at me... | |||
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"Can i have a brew please? Coffee black 2 thanks. " Same but some milk | |||
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"Can i have a brew please? Coffee black 2 thanks. Same but some milk" leave out the sugar and I'm up for a cuppa with you | |||
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"As it ended so well. Sorry but sombody rather nice distracted me "Tart | |||
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"Ahaaaa - I have unlocked the power. My test has worked ..... Just waiting for the chop chop sound of the blades (do you see what I did there?!) to come and extract me " it's easy when you know how | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ? "You really are good at these summaries aren't you | |||
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"Ahaaaa - I have unlocked the power. My test has worked ..... Just waiting for the chop chop sound of the blades (do you see what I did there?!) to come and extract me
it's easy when you know how" | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ?
You really are good at these summaries aren't you "why thankyou dan..i have my uses..crap at getting things organised for groups in strange geographical locations though...  | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ?
You really are good at these summaries aren't you
why thankyou dan..i have my uses..crap at getting things organised for groups in strange geographical locations though... "Depends how big a group your talking. I think you did nloody well | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying...... "Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics | |||
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"As it ended so well. Sorry but sombody rather nice distracted me
Tart "Thank you i do try x | |||
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"Can i have a brew please? Coffee black 2 thanks. Same but some milkleave out the sugar and I'm up for a cuppa with you " Your on | |||
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"Ahaaaa - I have unlocked the power. My test has worked ..... Just waiting for the chop chop sound of the blades (do you see what I did there?!) to come and extract me "You've cracked the code. Off to the noughty step with you do not pass go do not colect 200 pound.... about bloody time lad | |||
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Could just do with a.... | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics"Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics
Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter "Does that not chafe though? | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics
Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter
Does that not chafe though? "No because I'm puùuuuuuuurfect | |||
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"Can I have some help finding a job but not of the blow kind? Things are not going too well " What's your preferred field? | |||
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"Can I have a chef sent round to my house please as I can't be arsed to cook today" I'm not cooking for you but I have added you to the list | |||
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"As it ended so well. Sorry but sombody rather nice distracted me "you smooth talker ! | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics
Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter
Does that not chafe though?
No because I'm puùuuuuuuurfect "Yes, yes you are | |||
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"Can I have a chef sent round to my house please as I can't be arsed to cook today I'm not cooking for you but I have added you to the list "A small compromise but one that I'm willing to accept | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw "You'd hope so wouldn't you  | |||
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"Can I have a chef sent round to my house please as I can't be arsed to cook today I'm not cooking for you but I have added you to the list
A small compromise but one that I'm willing to accept " let me know when you've got your confirmation | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you "Did you see | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics
Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter
Does that not chafe though?
No because I'm puùuuuuuuurfect
Yes, yes you are "Awww bless ya..specsavers have a special offer on atm  | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see "Maybe  | |||
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"Can I have some help finding a job but not of the blow kind? Things are not going too well What's your preferred field?" Horse related but that's out the window at the minute after an accident. Need something less physically demanding | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics
Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter
Does that not chafe though?
No because I'm puùuuuuuuurfect
Yes, yes you are
Awww bless ya..specsavers have a special offer on atm"I know I've been | |||
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"Can I have a chef sent round to my house please as I can't be arsed to cook today I'm not cooking for you but I have added you to the list
A small compromise but one that I'm willing to accept
let me know when you've got your confirmation"Will do X | |||
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"Part 2 of what, I've been at work all day?!" I don't actually know either, i just asked for something that I'd like | |||
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"Can i have a brew please? Coffee black 2 thanks. Same but some milk leave out the sugar and I'm up for a cuppa with you Your on" . Let us know when and where and your on, might even bring along my homemade chocolate cake | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe " keep quiet | |||
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"Can I have some help finding a job but not of the blow kind? Things are not going too well What's your preferred field? Horse related but that's out the window at the minute after an accident. Need something less physically demanding " Sounds like a job in admin might suit you until you can get back onto the equine field then | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet "Ok | |||
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"Part 2 of what, I've been at work all day?!" Its a be nice and sociable to each other style thread . | |||
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"Part 2 of what, I've been at work all day?!" A nice happy thread with no bitching and back stabbing and moaning Bladey started it this morning Oh and whoever makes him laugh the most gets his body | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ?
You really are good at these summaries aren't you "Hot and fruity, now that does have a ring to it...  | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok "Why do I not believe you  | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ?
You really are good at these summaries aren't you
Hot and fruity, now that does have a ring to it... "
I thought so to | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ?
You really are good at these summaries aren't you
Hot and fruity, now that does have a ring to it... "a very nice n nawty ring to it | |||
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"Dog walk over and I feel strangely at one with the world
Could just do with a...."Anything I can help you with darlin?! | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok
Why do I not believe you "Oi Mrs. H I gave a City and Guilds in discretion  | |||
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"well i cant wait till 22.45 so can i have a Dan hug now since hes not w**king tonight "W**king You had to mention the W word | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics
Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter "Not into piss, even the glittery kind, but that bust gives me urges... | |||
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"Dog walk over and I feel strangely at one with the world
Could just do with a....
Anything I can help you with darlin?! "Possibly | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok
Why do I not believe you
Oi Mrs. H I gave a City and Guilds in discretion "You gave 1....who to | |||
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"I piss glitter And Im a unicorn...just saying......
Like i said before bloody show off
Welcome to bladeys crazy world of fun and frolics
Show off...moi....only like the rest on here me thinks..now back to me and pissing glitter
Does that not chafe though?
No because I'm puùuuuuuuurfect
Yes, yes you are
Awww bless ya..specsavers have a special offer on atm"I tried telling him that, but he's already been. And i must say I agree with him... | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ?
You really are good at these summaries aren't you
Hot and fruity, now that does have a ring to it... "im so glad we are getting back on track with the thread..
i dont know, i use my wit and skills... and people started talking about coffee...and im like 
big grin...im not being mean people...ok?..noone get offended..its a joke...
mmmmmm such a nice pair.dream..dream , dream, dream...
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet "I NEED to know!!! | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok
Why do I not believe you
Oi Mrs. H I gave a City and Guilds in discretion
You gave 1....who to "Have....oh ffs I hate autocuntrect with a passion | |||
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"well i cant wait till 22.45 so can i have a Dan hug now since hes not w**king tonight
W**king You had to mention the W word "i didnt say wanking i meant the W swear word | |||
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"so we got to the fact that i need a hug, hot and fruity ( such a nice pairing ) want a massage.. bladey hopefully is a happy man and dans willing to join in...have i got that right? what else can we have ?
You really are good at these summaries aren't you
Hot and fruity, now that does have a ring to it...
im so glad we are getting back on track with the thread..
i dont know, i use my wit and skills... and people started talking about coffee...and im like
big grin...im not being mean people...ok?..noone get offended..its a joke...
mmmmmm such a nice pair.dream..dream , dream, dream...
"Yeah, where were we....oh aye massages | |||
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"well i cant wait till 22.45 so can i have a Dan hug now since hes not w**king tonight
W**king You had to mention the W word i didnt say wanking i meant the W swear word "I didn't mean wanking either, it's your filthy mind | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok
Why do I not believe you
Oi Mrs. H I gave a City and Guilds in discretion
You gave 1....who to
Have....oh ffs I hate autocuntrect with a passion "
And there's the whole reason for this little chat | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok
Why do I not believe you
Oi Mrs. H I gave a City and Guilds in discretion
You gave 1....who to
Have....oh ffs I hate autocuntrect with a passion
And there's the whole reason for this little chat "Yes it was an easy mistake to make | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
I NEED to know!!! "How much do you want to know | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
I NEED to know!!!
How much do you want to know "Knowing her ALL of it | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok
Why do I not believe you
Oi Mrs. H I gave a City and Guilds in discretion
You gave 1....who to
Have....oh ffs I hate autocuntrect with a passion
And there's the whole reason for this little chat
Yes it was an easy mistake to make "Mine wasn't such a normal 1 though | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
Ok
Why do I not believe you
Oi Mrs. H I gave a City and Guilds in discretion
You gave 1....who to
Have....oh ffs I hate autocuntrect with a passion
And there's the whole reason for this little chat
Yes it was an easy mistake to make
Mine wasn't such a normal 1 though "Oh I don't know I have some pretty unusual words in my predictive text now cause of this place | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
I NEED to know!!!
How much do you want to know
Knowing her ALL of it "He knows me so well... | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
I NEED to know!!!
How much do you want to know
Knowing her ALL of it
He knows me so well... "
I didn't mean how much as I'm what I said though I meant how much as in what's it worth if I tell you | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
I NEED to know!!!
How much do you want to know
Knowing her ALL of it
He knows me so well...
I didn't mean how much as I'm what I said though I meant how much as in what's it worth if I tell you "What is it you want from me?... | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
I NEED to know!!!
How much do you want to know
Knowing her ALL of it
He knows me so well...
I didn't mean how much as I'm what I said though I meant how much as in what's it worth if I tell you
What is it you want from me?... "
Hmmmmm let me think about that | |||
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"I told you all my phone is perverted, you do not want to know what my phone just wrote ^ there Hopefully I removed it before anyone saw
You'd hope so wouldn't you
Did you see
Maybe
keep quiet
I NEED to know!!!
How much do you want to know
Knowing her ALL of it
He knows me so well...
I didn't mean how much as I'm what I said though I meant how much as in what's it worth if I tell you
What is it you want from me?...
Hmmmmm let me think about that "ooh is there a barter going on.. ill have one hot and horny, one fruity and , and, and....hehehehe xx | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye "have you pulled Mr Bladey?..no fibs now.. | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
have you pulled Mr Bladey?..no fibs now.. "Im living in lots and lots of hope. Time will tell | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
have you pulled Mr Bladey?..no fibs now..
Im living in lots and lots of hope. Time will tell "Ohhhh IV just gone yellow now! | |||
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"Hang on i get back and everyone fucks off. Do i need to change my deodorant? ?" Just been making some dinner and still semi lurking | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
have you pulled Mr Bladey?..no fibs now..
Im living in lots and lots of hope. Time will tell
Ohhhh IV just gone yellow now! "Wasn't me | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
have you pulled Mr Bladey?..no fibs now..
Im living in lots and lots of hope. Time will tell
Ohhhh IV just gone yellow now! "wish fabs would make it more of a blush pink...would be so much nicer dont you think...turning yellow has same connotations as turning green...noone wants to turn those two colours darn it...or maybe there could be an option..for the user..like red for those who piss you off, green for making you barf....your favourite colour for those you think are hot...and beige for ones you just aint sure about yet...hehehe | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
have you pulled Mr Bladey?..no fibs now..
Im living in lots and lots of hope. Time will tell
Ohhhh IV just gone yellow now!
wish fabs would make it more of a blush pink...would be so much nicer dont you think...turning yellow has same connotations as turning green...noone wants to turn those two colours darn it...or maybe there could be an option..for the user..like red for those who piss you off, green for making you barf....your favourite colour for those you think are hot...and beige for ones you just aint sure about yet...hehehe "That sounds cool as fuck. Maybe make it an option when your a full member rather than the 24 hour hit a runners | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye "Tart | |||
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"Bugger call it an age thing , I cant remember part 1 . Was it the being nice and happy one . I have strawberry cornettos always make me happy , oh and a bottle of Rioja lol "Strawberry Cornetto's are awesome | |||
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"Bloody brilliant idea suzy!!'" aww thanks xx ive just had a mint choc chip icecream..it was yummy | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
Tart "Im hurt at that comment. Im a man slut if you don't mind | |||
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"Bugger call it an age thing , I cant remember part 1 . Was it the being nice and happy one . I have strawberry cornettos always make me happy , oh and a bottle of Rioja lol "Its an age thing happens to me all the time | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
Tart
Im hurt at that comment. Im a man slut if you don't mind "Ahhh but I don't like that word so tart is going to have to do in afraid | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream "Should we share a ben n jerry ? | |||
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"Bugger call it an age thing , I cant remember part 1 . Was it the being nice and happy one . I have strawberry cornettos always make me happy , oh and a bottle of Rioja lol
Its an age thing happens to me all the time "He's younger than you though | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
Tart
Im hurt at that comment. Im a man slut if you don't mind
Ahhh but I don't like that word so tart is going to have to do in afraid"Understandable ok cool x | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?"It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
Tart
Im hurt at that comment. Im a man slut if you don't mind
Ahhh but I don't like that word so tart is going to have to do in afraid"Every fuckers younger than me it sucks big time | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you "Post it | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
Tart
Im hurt at that comment. Im a man slut if you don't mind
Ahhh but I don't like that word so tart is going to have to do in afraid
Understandable ok cool x" that word and the C word
Don't like either of them | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you
Post it "I'll have the first half then and you can have the leftovers | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
Tart
Im hurt at that comment. Im a man slut if you don't mind
Ahhh but I don't like that word so tart is going to have to do in afraid
Understandable ok cool x
that word and the C word
Don't like either of them"The c word i use often and i will forget so feel free to remind me and I'll take no offence so long as you don't when i do forget. Deal ? | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you
Post it
I'll have the first half then and you can have the leftovers "Shafted again | |||
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"Shaddys back.... opps nope im lighting up yellow again wohoooo bye
Tart
Im hurt at that comment. Im a man slut if you don't mind
Ahhh but I don't like that word so tart is going to have to do in afraid
Understandable ok cool x
that word and the C word
Don't like either of them
The c word i use often and i will forget so feel free to remind me and I'll take no offence so long as you don't when i do forget. Deal ? "I don't take no notice when it's said I just don't use them myself | |||
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"Bloody brilliant idea suzy!!' aww thanks xx ive just had a mint choc chip icecream..it was yummy "Swap you for a strawberry cornetto | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you
Post it
I'll have the first half then and you can have the leftovers
Shafted again "Ew sloppy seconds | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you
Post it
I'll have the first half then and you can have the leftovers
Shafted again "Ladies first and all that | |||
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"Bloody brilliant idea suzy!!' aww thanks xx ive just had a mint choc chip icecream..it was yummy
Swap you for a strawberry cornetto "Can I have 1 | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream "I always have emergency ice cream | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
I always have emergency ice cream "A cornetto would be lovely | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you
Post it
I'll have the first half then and you can have the leftovers
Shafted again
Ew sloppy seconds "Dan thats low mate | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
I always have emergency ice cream
A cornetto would be lovely "My pleasure | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
I always have emergency ice cream
A cornetto would be lovely "practicing the 'licking' bit? ..giggles | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you
Post it
I'll have the first half then and you can have the leftovers
Shafted again
Ew sloppy seconds
Dan thats low mate "I meant the ice cream you tart, it would have melted by the time you got it | |||
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"I've not got no ice cream
Should we share a ben n jerry ?
It will have to be a bloody big tub to reach from us to you "He didn't say a tub, he wants to share Ben and Jerry... Not sure who they are, but could be fun... | |||
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"Did someone mention icecream OMG "hehe yeah, at this rate we need one of those freezer distributing vans..or a bus....it could be an ice cream party bus..a double decker...a guise for more naughty antics
down stairs ice cream place...flip out hot tub..upstairs..who knows.... | |||
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"Did someone mention icecream OMG
hehe yeah, at this rate we need one of those freezer distributing vans..or a bus....it could be an ice cream party bus..a double decker...a guise for more naughty antics
down stairs ice cream place...flip out hot tub..upstairs..who knows.... "I have a big white van if its of any use | |||
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"I've somehow managed to drink a bottle of red wine while watching Shaun of the Dead and now I feel a little bit d*unk "Just head to the Winchester till it all blows over | |||
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"Can I have some help finding a job but not of the blow kind? Things are not going too well What's your preferred field? Horse related but that's out the window at the minute after an accident. Need something less physically demanding " Blue Cross need staff at Rollleston- check out their website-office based horse work xx | |||
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"Did someone mention icecream OMG
hehe yeah, at this rate we need one of those freezer distributing vans..or a bus....it could be an ice cream party bus..a double decker...a guise for more naughty antics
down stairs ice cream place...flip out hot tub..upstairs..who knows....
I have a big white van if its of any use "And I have snickers ice creams cos they were on offer..... And cos I like nuts | |||
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"Did someone mention icecream OMG
hehe yeah, at this rate we need one of those freezer distributing vans..or a bus....it could be an ice cream party bus..a double decker...a guise for more naughty antics
down stairs ice cream place...flip out hot tub..upstairs..who knows....
I have a big white van if its of any use
And I have snickers ice creams cos they were on offer.....
And cos I like nuts "its a travesty they should be 'marathon' ice cream bars...
i quite like nuts too... | |||
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"Did someone mention icecream OMG
hehe yeah, at this rate we need one of those freezer distributing vans..or a bus....it could be an ice cream party bus..a double decker...a guise for more naughty antics
down stairs ice cream place...flip out hot tub..upstairs..who knows....
I have a big white van if its of any use
And I have snickers ice creams cos they were on offer.....
And cos I like nuts
its a travesty they should be 'marathon' ice cream bars...
i quite like nuts too... "Stop it your making me hungry and I doubt the staff in asda will appreciate me walking round in my pjs at this time of night lol | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over "would you like it drizzled with cream | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream "Cream please | |||
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"Can you get me a tub of raspberry ripple while ur there please" Best start a list shall i lol | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream "Double salty i think it was | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was "Now now stop telling my secrets | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was "Whipped actually | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets "Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms "Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip "you can borrow mine | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip "I prefer the riding crop | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip
you can borrow mine "I have a few in my wardrobe there no takers to let me use them lol | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip
I prefer the riding crop "I have one of them too | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip
you can borrow mine
I have a few in my wardrobe there no takers to let me use them lol"I'm up for it | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip
I prefer the riding crop
I have one of them too "Bring it on then im a big boy | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip
I prefer the riding crop
I have one of them too
Bring it on then im a big boy "You wont be when ive finished with you | |||
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"I have chocolate cake
Send me some over
would you like it drizzled with cream
Double salty i think it was
Now now stop telling my secrets
Sorry i will take the appropriate punishment ms
Whoopee I best look for that paddle and whip
I prefer the riding crop
I have one of them too
Bring it on then im a big boy
You wont be when ive finished with you "Love it | |||
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