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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small." I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.  | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse. "It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.
It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! "My wallet feels your pain too, I can't buy off the rack suits as my shoulders are broader and my arms are longer than people of my stature it seems. So my only option is to have them tailored | |||
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" It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! " Its almost impossible finding any new jeans or trousers to fit... Seems all women are supposed to have skinny legs 
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse. "You might want to have a look at animal for jeans, I once bought a pair of size 33 jeans from there, but it's been a while so I would check but it might solve your problem | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.
It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!
My wallet feels your pain too, I can't buy off the rack suits as my shoulders are broader and my arms are longer than people of my stature it seems. So my only option is to have them tailored "Oh nooo!! | |||
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" It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! Its almost impossible finding any new jeans or trousers to fit... Seems all women are supposed to have skinny legs
"Haha.. With all the squats and leg work I do that's not likely
Maybe I'll take up running. My legs were slimmer then.. But I was a wimp. Hmmm... Dilemmas | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.
You might want to have a look at animal for jeans, I once bought a pair of size 33 jeans from there, but it's been a while so I would check but it might solve your problem"Thanks for the tip! It's worth a look! | |||
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"Sharrup! You're going out on Saturday. Where was my invitation, eh? My first world problem today is that the hrunt work I was doing was lost not once but twice because my broadband dropped out. Stupid online system that fails to save updates. I'm having a little break before returning to it. " Only for a few drinks with my friend from work. It'll all be a very quiet affair im sure | |||
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"You might want to have a look at animal for jeans, I once bought a pair of size 33 jeans from there, but it's been a while so I would check but it might solve your problem" H&M used to do inbetween sizes too (not sure if they still do) but my difficult is as much finding something I like let alone the sizes they offer.
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"My crumpets are too big for my toaster "You can square ones for the toaster now. | |||
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"My crumpets are too big for my toaster "Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets..... | |||
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"My crumpets are too big for my toaster
You can square ones for the toaster now.
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"My crumpets are too big for my toaster
Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets..... "They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too | |||
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"My crumpets are too big for my toaster
Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets.....
They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too "Deep fill. | |||
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"My crumpets are too big for my toaster
Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets.....
They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too
Deep fill. "You're worse than me.. I'm watching csi and there was a thing about a gunshot being 4 inches deep.. They were doing the ballistics test and Catherine goes "that's a 12 inch penetration"... I choked on my crumpet | |||
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"My crumpets are too big for my toaster
Or maybe the toasters too small for the crumpets.....
They're deep fill crumpets (according to the packet lol), but yeah, the toaster is pretty small too
Deep fill.
You're worse than me.. I'm watching csi and there was a thing about a gunshot being 4 inches deep.. They were doing the ballistics test and Catherine goes "that's a 12 inch penetration"... I choked on my crumpet "Nonono. Andrew woke up the other morning, pressed snooze twice. I was dozing and he said he didn't know if he could fit another one in. | |||
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"Sharrup! You're going out on Saturday. Where was my invitation, eh? My first world problem today is that the hrunt work I was doing was lost not once but twice because my broadband dropped out. Stupid online system that fails to save updates. I'm having a little break before returning to it. Only for a few drinks with my friend from work. It'll all be a very quiet affair im sure "I've said that many a time and it never turns out that way.
You in high shoes and wet look leggings, now i just can't seem to get that image out of my head. 
If you struggle walking in them, hire one of those chinese type taxi things, (called a rickshaw), to transport you in luxury from one bar to the next, i'm sure there would be a large supply of guys on here willing to do the job if you can find a rickshaw going spare in Kent?  | |||
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"Sharrup! You're going out on Saturday. Where was my invitation, eh? My first world problem today is that the hrunt work I was doing was lost not once but twice because my broadband dropped out. Stupid online system that fails to save updates. I'm having a little break before returning to it. Only for a few drinks with my friend from work. It'll all be a very quiet affair im sure
I've said that many a time and it never turns out that way.
You in high shoes and wet look leggings, now i just can't seem to get that image out of my head.
If you struggle walking in them, hire one of those chinese type taxi things, (called a rickshaw), to transport you in luxury from one bar to the next, i'm sure there would be a large supply of guys on here willing to do the job if you can find a rickshaw going spare in Kent? "If there is a large supply of men then surely a sedan would be better. Four of you should do for the first shift and another four for the return journey home. | |||
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"Where to start! We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym. Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!
Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!"Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress? | |||
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"I'm having a few today.. Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. The shoes I got to wear Saturday night are so stupidly high that im not sure I'll get through the night without breaking an ankle but they look sooooo amazing with the wet look leggings that I can't part with them. Had my hair cut and the when I said 'just trim a tiny bit off the front' she heard 'scalp me' and now it's gonna take about 2 years to grow back!! Someone told me the new haribo star mix were amazing.. They aren't!! Think that's it for today.., "Get the 8's - go for the tight ass and the camel-toe. Get those heels - heels rock. No one will be looking at your hair - they'll be looking at your gorgeous figure, tight ass and camel toe in those jeans. Haribo? Jelly Babies rule | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse. "Might I suggest a sultry sarong. Effortlessly elegant and one size fits all. | |||
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"Might I suggest a sultry sarong. Effortlessly elegant and one size fits all. " I'd agree with you but my boss may have a different opinion. Equal rights my arse. | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.
It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!
My wallet feels your pain too, I can't buy off the rack suits as my shoulders are broader and my arms are longer than people of my stature it seems. So my only option is to have them tailored
Oh nooo!! "I Know!!! But it does feel good picking out the cloth and style you want though. I should be having a fitting later sometime this weekend  | |||
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"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67. " Quality over quantity every time | |||
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"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67. Quality over quantity every time "The dilemma proved too much for my tired brain today so I went for a feast instead.. | |||
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"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67. Quality over quantity every time
The dilemma proved too much for my tired brain today so I went for a feast instead.. "There's always tomorrow | |||
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"Still can't decide on these shoes. If not these shoes then need other shoes. Worried I'll break an ankle in these shoes. No time to shop for other shoes. Fuck!!" Strap your ankles and rock the fuck out of your outfit... | |||
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"Still can't decide on these shoes. If not these shoes then need other shoes. Worried I'll break an ankle in these shoes. No time to shop for other shoes. Fuck!! Strap your ankles and rock the fuck out of your outfit..." It's all good till I make a cunt of myself falling on my face! | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.
It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat! "Have you tried Massimo Dutti they are really well tailored x | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.
It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!
Have you tried Massimo Dutti they are really well tailored x"Never even heard of them! Expensive? X | |||
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"Ordered 2 pairs of dark denim jeans so I could see the sizing. The 10's are too big and the 8's too small. I feel your pain - I'm in between sizes too so it's a choice between uncomfortable and indecent or looser than I'd like and no arse.
It's infuriating! I could find jeans to fit when I was fat!
Have you tried Massimo Dutti they are really well tailored x
Never even heard of them! Expensive? X"Not cheap certainly but not ridiculous either x | |||
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"Trying to decide between buying one pink magnum for £1.80 which is the one I really wanted or a box of 3 white ones for £1.67. Quality over quantity every time
The dilemma proved too much for my tired brain today so I went for a feast instead.. "There is a magnum shop at convent garden It looks fantastic,you can dip your magnum in different toppings The queue was down the street,I could only gaze through the door from afar and drool | |||
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"I'm not laughing... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "He's a cock! Plus the knob head that bought my exes bike (after he lost his license for d*unk driving when he smashed up my house!) drives it round and round all day. I recognise the noise of it before it comes round the corner. It's like I'm being haunted by a bloody motorbike | |||
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"Where to start! We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym. Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!
Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!
Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?"My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf! | |||
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"Where to start! We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym. Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!
Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!
Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?
My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf! "Congratulations  | |||
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"For months a complete arsehat with a totally unnecessarily noisy motor bike has been pissing my entire street off visiting his mrs at all hours and revving the stupid thing. Her house is behind mine so it wakes my boy up all the time! I got told she was moving last week. Thank fuck for that! She's moved. To the other end of the road! So now instead of driving round the back of my house he drives past the front!! FOR FUCK SAKE. Ps. Still undecided on the shoes! "  ...sorry | |||
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"Where to start! We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym. Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!
Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!
Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress?
My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf!
Congratulations " thank you. | |||
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I didn't think to look there, as the only time I turn it off is if I go away! | |||
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"I had a really "blonde" moment yesterday. (No offence to blondes by the way, just figure of speech) Had a boiler service 2 days ago. Went to use the hot water the morning after and none was coming through. Checked to see if I had enough gas on the meter. Check. Rang the service people back to say it wasn't working. A guy was coming between 5-8 yesterday to have a look. He arrived to only tell me the boiler was switched off!!!
I didn't think to look there, as the only time I turn it off is if I go away! "
A few weeks ago I was in a sauna and steam room, I went to my locker and couldn't find the key to open it,
I walked back to the sauna and looked and asked if anyone had seen it, Done the same in the steam room, Then asked the assistant if anyone had handed it in,
It wasn't until I walked back into the changing area that I noticed the key which is on a band was on my arm 
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"I had a really "blonde" moment yesterday. (No offence to blondes by the way, just figure of speech) Had a boiler service 2 days ago. Went to use the hot water the morning after and none was coming through. Checked to see if I had enough gas on the meter. Check. Rang the service people back to say it wasn't working. A guy was coming between 5-8 yesterday to have a look. He arrived to only tell me the boiler was switched off!!!
I didn't think to look there, as the only time I turn it off is if I go away!
A few weeks ago I was in a sauna and steam room, I went to my locker and couldn't find the key to open it,
I walked back to the sauna and looked and asked if anyone had seen it, Done the same in the steam room, Then asked the assistant if anyone had handed it in,
It wasn't until I walked back into the changing area that I noticed the key which is on a band was on my arm
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" Hold up! Are you telling us you are GRANNY Miss_Tress? My eldest is expecting twins!!! When she went from baby to wife and soon mother is beyond me...but hey, Ben can't wait. His response was he'd never had a gilf! "How exciting. Now you'll really have to hide all the torture gear because in a couple of years those grandbabies will be curious kids. Twins to start is tough! And expensive. But what an adventure. | |||
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"Hottie, GAP and H&M do half sizes of jeans... and I find new look jeans actually feel like a half size sometimes too. My first world problem... the local shop has run out of lemons and limes... what on earth will I have in my sparkling water tonight now? "Ice??? | |||
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"Where to start! We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym. Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!
Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!"If you're robbing one bank, might as well do the other over on the way out | |||
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"Where to start! We had a new vending machine installed at work: all free. I couldn't decide between cappuccino, mocha latte or hot chocolate. Tried them all and had to increase my workout at the gym. Promised to buy my daughter a buggy. She sent me a link to the one she wants: icandy peach 3 twin which costs more than my car!!!
Hmm...do I rob Barclays or HSBC?!! Decisions decisions!!!
If you're robbing one bank, might as well do the other over on the way out "Just don't rob Lloyd's it's tax payer owned. | |||
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"My arms are too short to reach the pringles. ..... "My hands are too big to get in the tube | |||
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"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes... "So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ). | |||
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"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes...
So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ). "Lmao at the autocorrect hottie bottle. | |||
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"I went out with a green stripe across my nose from the green smoothie I'd had just before I left. "Oh dear . What was in it to make it green? | |||
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"I went out with a green stripe across my nose from the green smoothie I'd had just before I left.
Oh dear . What was in it to make it green?"Cucumber. Kale. Kiwis. Spinach... Bright green! | |||
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"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes...
So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ). "No I didn't. I'm sendin them back they are too high and I rarely go out so they wont get any wear. And no I don't have pics sorry! But I do have a raging hangover... | |||
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"I went out with a green stripe across my nose from the green smoothie I'd had just before I left.
Oh dear . What was in it to make it green?
Cucumber. Kale. Kiwis. Spinach... Bright green!" I bet it was | |||
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"3 hours till I go out and I STILL don't know wether to attempt to wear these fecking shoes...
So hottie bottle did you wear the shoes and do you have any pics (combined with the wet look leggings? ).
No I didn't. I'm sendin them back they are too high and I rarely go out so they wont get any wear. And no I don't have pics sorry! But I do have a raging hangover... "You could keep them as fuck shoes just for the bedroom. | |||
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