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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a really nice milky coffee on the go and I can't decide which biscuit to dunk.

Digestive or Rich tea?

My heart is saying Digestive but my mind is saying Rich tea. I feel blessed that this is the biggest problem I have to face today.

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By *ringiton89Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gotta be the digestive. Rich tea are we better with....tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich Tea for me

So you eat the Digestive and I'll pop down and eat your Rich Tea

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um, both?

Why choose one & make the other feel bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digestive.

But with ketchup, not brown sauce.

And you may have to pull the tails off the prawns before you eat them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta be the digestive. Rich tea are we better with....tea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to do both then you can decide which stays firmest for longest..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rich Tea for me

So you eat the Digestive and I'll pop down and eat your Rich Tea

Sorted "

I'm sat in the woods with my thermos and ive just dropped a bit of digestive in it and now it's like a KFC Crushem You're welcome to the Rich tea I'm done with biscuits I'm feeding them to the dawg

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If you go down the Rich Tea route there is obviously a greater risk that you will suffer 'fall-off' with the weaker structural integrity of the RT. Just be warned that your first world problems could increase exponentially with the slush of half a RT in the bottom of your cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a Plain or Chocolate Digestive? This is the kicker for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you go down the Rich Tea route there is obviously a greater risk that you will suffer 'fall-off' with the weaker structural integrity of the RT. Just be warned that your first world problems could increase exponentially with the slush of half a RT in the bottom of your cup."

I was sure the subtle nuances of the superior digestive would hold out but sadly not. I havent even bothered with the Rich tea as I feel it's a futile exercise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a Plain or Chocolate Digestive? This is the kicker for me!"

Its a bare nekkid digestive no hint of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't bring myself to dunk in coffee. With tea I'll dip any biscuit going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rich Tea for me

So you eat the Digestive and I'll pop down and eat your Rich Tea

Sorted

I'm sat in the woods with my thermos and ive just dropped a bit of digestive in it and now it's like a KFC Crushem You're welcome to the Rich tea I'm done with biscuits I'm feeding them to the dawg "

I'm more interested now in what you're doing in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rich Tea for me

So you eat the Digestive and I'll pop down and eat your Rich Tea

Sorted

I'm sat in the woods with my thermos and ive just dropped a bit of digestive in it and now it's like a KFC Crushem You're welcome to the Rich tea I'm done with biscuits I'm feeding them to the dawg

I'm more interested now in what you're doing in the woods "

Different form of dogging Took the dog to the vets earlier so now we're having a long walk in the woods enjoying the sun and solitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pussy! At least get an Oreo for the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You pussy! At least get an Oreo for the job "

Fuck that Americanised faux biscuitery I like a traditional proper biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rich Tea for me

So you eat the Digestive and I'll pop down and eat your Rich Tea

Sorted

I'm sat in the woods with my thermos and ive just dropped a bit of digestive in it and now it's like a KFC Crushem You're welcome to the Rich tea I'm done with biscuits I'm feeding them to the dawg

I'm more interested now in what you're doing in the woods "

I thought that but was too polite to ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rich Tea for me

So you eat the Digestive and I'll pop down and eat your Rich Tea

Sorted

I'm sat in the woods with my thermos and ive just dropped a bit of digestive in it and now it's like a KFC Crushem You're welcome to the Rich tea I'm done with biscuits I'm feeding them to the dawg

I'm more interested now in what you're doing in the woods

I thought that but was too polite to ask "

Theoretically I could be doing anything if I wanted to as I haven't seen a human for over 2 hours now, the place is deserted and in the middle of nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caramel digestives mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caramel digestives mmmm"

Mmmm indeed, especially after they have been in the fridge for a bit

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