FabSwingers.com forum: can we have

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A happy fun day today. To be honest I'm getting so bored we all the arguments back biting and bitching so i propose we all try to make sombody smile today and as a price who ever makes me laff the most can have my body. Now come on that's funny

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

No. Fuck off with your positive attitude YACK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A happy fun day today. To be honest I'm getting so bored we all the arguments back biting and bitching so i propose we all try to make sombody smile today and as a price who ever makes me laff the most can have my body. Now come on that's funny "

I'd better be deadly serious then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd better try & make you cry then

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd better be deadly serious then

Please do. Id forgot to say that was a female only offer the lads get meg uo there

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd better try & make you cry then

Wont be to hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you make a bear cross?

Nail two together.

Admit it- I am now top of your shag list, aren't I!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

How do you make a bear cross?

Nail two together.

Admit it- I am now top of your shag list, aren't I!"

Nothing new there sweet cheeks

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'd better be deadly serious then

Please do. Id forgot to say that was a female only offer the lads get meg uo there

You're selling me for your happiness? I dislike you

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd better be deadly serious then

Please do. Id forgot to say that was a female only offer the lads get meg uo there

You're selling me for your happiness? I dislike you

I was giving you away didn't think people would pay

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'd better be deadly serious then

Please do. Id forgot to say that was a female only offer the lads get meg uo there

You're selling me for your happiness? I dislike you

I was giving you away didn't think people would pay

I'm saying your happiness is the payment. You're mean

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I too would love to see an end to all the bitching and back biting (bum biting's still ok). It is starting to get really boring. Then again I'd also like to see world peace one day

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Happiness is gained by putting the internet down and going outside with your face high into the rain, getting all wet and jumping in puddles or climbing trees. Going to the shop and getting some delicious food and sitting in the sun/rain with a gin and tonic at 11am.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smilie welsh boy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd better be deadly serious then

Please do. Id forgot to say that was a female only offer the lads get meg uo there

You're selling me for your happiness? I dislike you

I was giving you away didn't think people would pay

Oooh bladey your so cruel

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'd better be deadly serious then

Please do. Id forgot to say that was a female only offer the lads get meg uo there

You're selling me for your happiness? I dislike you

I was giving you away didn't think people would pay

I'm saying your happiness is the payment. You're mean

Everyone can see the lurve between us so stop fighting it. Resistance is futile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too would love to see an end to all the bitching and back biting (bum biting's still ok). It is starting to get really boring. Then again I'd also like to see world peace one day

Where's the socks gone

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'd better be deadly serious then

Please do. Id forgot to say that was a female only offer the lads get meg uo there

You're selling me for your happiness? I dislike you

I was giving you away didn't think people would pay

I'm saying your happiness is the payment. You're mean

Everyone can see the lurve between us so stop fighting it. Resistance is futile

You bloody wish! You're in my bad books mister!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found."

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Sadly it would appear Humour is in short supply

Anyway I still haven't received the gold card and instructions on how to break back on to a closed thread

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"No. Fuck off with your positive attitude YACK

I just spluttered my coffee over the keyboard reading that... lol

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Sadly it would appear Humour is in short supply

Anyway I still haven't received the gold card and instructions on how to break back on to a closed thread

Id love to tell you but then id have to shoot you sorry

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast"

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

'.?o ? o ? o ? Blow's Happy? o ? o ? o ?Horny ?o ?o ?o ?Sexy? o ?? o ?? o ?Sexy? o ? o ?? o ?Bubbles ? o ?? o ?? All over the Room o ?o ?o ?o ?o ?o ?Now let's get naked o ?o ?o

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"No. Fuck off with your positive attitude YACK

I just spluttered my coffee over the keyboard reading that... lol

Do you always spit i prefer a swollower myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back biting and bitching on here??? Noooooooo way

...one solution ignore them...life's pretty damn good when you do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said."

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said."

With the greatest of respect I don't care as im sure everyone else got my meaning quite easily. Sorry but I'm not biting today so please take your little digs elsewhere. Thank you and goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come over here I think you might be ticle-ish....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??"

10 out of 10 my sweet

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Come over here I think you might be ticle-ish...."

Wohoo I like being tickled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

With the greatest of respect I don't care as im sure everyone else got my meaning quite easily. Sorry but I'm not biting today so please take your little digs elsewhere. Thank you and goodbye"

No no no, I honestly did not know what you meant and was hoping you may elaborate.

There was no need to take that as a dig.

Goodness, being nice is hard sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly ignoring works

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Back biting and bitching on here??? Noooooooo way

...one solution ignore them...life's pretty damn good when you do...

Or block

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Here's one of my favourite long jokes, and at no added cost, my favourite one liner...

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Bill behind him,

'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!'

Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.

There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample

and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a lot quicker and

better than a doctor and you get Clubcard points'.

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the

urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy

activity. It will improve in two weeks'.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack

began wondering if the computer could be fooled....

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples

from his wife and daughter, and 'pleasured himself' into the mixture for

good measure. Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would

happen.

He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the

results with a grin. The computer prints the following:

1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never

get better....

Thank you for shopping at Tesco

I used to be a necrophiliac, until this rotten cunt split on me

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Clearly ignoring works

Come here and give me a hug. I could never ignore you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Sadly it would appear Humour is in short supply

Anyway I still haven't received the gold card and instructions on how to break back on to a closed thread

Id love to tell you but then id have to shoot you sorry

Hmmmm ok (strokes chin, and considers what it will take to extract the information)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's one of my favourite long jokes, and at no added cost, my favourite one liner...

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Bill behind him,

'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!'

Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.

There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample

and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a lot quicker and

better than a doctor and you get Clubcard points'.

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the

urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy

activity. It will improve in two weeks'.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack

began wondering if the computer could be fooled....

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples

from his wife and daughter, and 'pleasured himself' into the mixture for

good measure. Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would

happen.

He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the

results with a grin. The computer prints the following:

1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never

get better....

Thank you for shopping at Tesco

Haha love it

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Sadly it would appear Humour is in short supply

Anyway I still haven't received the gold card and instructions on how to break back on to a closed thread

Id love to tell you but then id have to shoot you sorry

Hmmmm ok (strokes chin, and considers what it will take to extract the information)....

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW NEERRRRRR

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"No. Fuck off with your positive attitude YACK

I just spluttered my coffee over the keyboard reading that... lol

Do you always spit i prefer a swollower myself

I am a natural born swallower so have found this whole experience quite distressing!!!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Here's one of my favourite long jokes, and at no added cost, my favourite one liner...

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Bill behind him,

'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!'

Listen mate ; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.

There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample

and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid....a lot quicker and

better than a doctor and you get Clubcard points'.

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the

urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy

activity. It will improve in two weeks'.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack

began wondering if the computer could be fooled....

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples

from his wife and daughter, and 'pleasured himself' into the mixture for

good measure. Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would

happen.

He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the

results with a grin. The computer prints the following:

1) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never

get better....

Thank you for shopping at Tesco

I used to be a necrophiliac, until this rotten cunt split on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly it would appear Humour is in short supply

Anyway I still haven't received the gold card and instructions on how to break back on to a closed thread

Id love to tell you but then id have to shoot you sorry

Hmmmm ok (strokes chin, and considers what it will take to extract the information)....

It's so easy to do

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back biting and bitching on here??? Noooooooo way

...one solution ignore them...life's pretty damn good when you do...

Or block

Yes there's that too

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??"

Lol I am a brown sauce aficionado myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

Sorry you're message couldn't be read, this user is no longer on site (UNLOS)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

Lol I am a brown sauce aficionado myself."

Brown sauce

noooooo

RED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

That is all.

Impressive....multiple-emoticomming...

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

Lol I am a brown sauce aficionado myself.

Brown sauce

noooooo

RED

My grandparents used to have fruity sauce. An HP invention. That was an experience.

What about French toast? Red or brown?

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Sadly it would appear Humour is in short supply

Anyway I still haven't received the gold card and instructions on how to break back on to a closed thread

Id love to tell you but then id have to shoot you sorry

Hmmmm ok (strokes chin, and considers what it will take to extract the information)....

It's so easy to do

I think I know... but I'm scared to try it just in case it sets of alarms, and the helicopters swoop in to extract me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly it would appear Humour is in short supply

Anyway I still haven't received the gold card and instructions on how to break back on to a closed thread

Id love to tell you but then id have to shoot you sorry

Hmmmm ok (strokes chin, and considers what it will take to extract the information)....

It's so easy to do

I think I know... but I'm scared to try it just in case it sets of alarms, and the helicopters swoop in to extract me....

Go on be a devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

Lol I am a brown sauce aficionado myself.

Brown sauce

noooooo

RED

My grandparents used to have fruity sauce. An HP invention. That was an experience.

What about French toast? Red or brown?"

Red or brown French toast

how do you do that then

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

Lol I am a brown sauce aficionado myself.

Brown sauce

noooooo

RED

My grandparents used to have fruity sauce. An HP invention. That was an experience.

What about French toast? Red or brown?

Red or brown French toast

how do you do that then

Forgive me assumed knowledge.

You make the French toast and then spread the colour of sauce on one side of it.

The toast itself remains yellow/brown.

You simply use the sauce as, well a sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sauce!!

And as for bacon sandwiches, whoever puts sauce on them is a heathen

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

Sorry you're message couldn't be read, this user is no longer on site (UNLOS)

Now thats just plain mean

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"No sauce!!

And as for bacon sandwiches, whoever puts sauce on them is a heathen

That is too far.

Bacon is delicious, but sauce is imperative.

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

How on earth can you even think bacon without thinking red source

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

Sorry you're message couldn't be read, this user is no longer on site (UNLOS)

Now thats just plain mean

You know I'm only joking Mr blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How on earth can you even think bacon without thinking red source

With you on that 1

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

Sorry you're message couldn't be read, this user is no longer on site (UNLOS)

Now thats just plain mean

You know I'm only joking Mr blade

Who said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

Sorry you're message couldn't be read, this user is no longer on site (UNLOS)

Now thats just plain mean

You know I'm only joking Mr blade

Who said that

Referring to your first post though you said that whoever makes you laugh the most can have your body....if I win the prize can I do what I want with it?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Can I have your bike instead?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I have your bike instead?

No problem I'll swop you for your body

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

Sorry you're message couldn't be read, this user is no longer on site (UNLOS)

Now thats just plain mean

You know I'm only joking Mr blade

Who said that

Referring to your first post though you said that whoever makes you laugh the most can have your body....if I win the prize can I do what I want with it?"

Why am i really really worried now

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

So who wins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posting on an Internet forum and expecting happiness and light? We need to have a talk...

This is for people to feel superior at other people's expense and to propose half baked urban myths as truths.

Internet forums are not where happiness is found.

I much prefer kachup on my chips if thats ok with you piss lrave a nasty after tast

With the greatest of respect, I have no idea what you just said.

He said he likes ketchup on his chips, piss leaves a nasty after taste

Was I right bladey??

10 out of 10 my sweet

Woohoooo 100 points to me

Or 10 steps closer to my prize mwhahaha

Please don't say you laughed

Historicaly so well guess your fucked

Sorry you're message couldn't be read, this user is no longer on site (UNLOS)

Now thats just plain mean

You know I'm only joking Mr blade

Who said that

Referring to your first post though you said that whoever makes you laugh the most can have your body....if I win the prize can I do what I want with it?

Why am i really really worried now

You should be

mwhahahahahahahahahaha

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place"

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im happy, hope you're happy tooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im happy, hope you're happy tooooooooo

Isn't that a song

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nothing but positive waves here, man

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Gary Moore - Need your love so bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqTc8BOs9h0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im happy, hope you're happy tooooooooo

Isn't that a song

Indeed it is x

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's pretty cool.

*doffs bowler*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

Sounds about right

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Im happy, hope you're happy tooooooooo

Isn't that a song

Indeed it is x "

Awww how sweet your seranading me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

Sound right for my phone, they can get you in a lot of trouble you know

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

Sound right for my phone, they can get you in a lot of trouble you know"

Tell me about it. The times I've sent pervy msgs to the wrong contacts is unreal. Even more so as it always seams to be family good gob they all no im a raving perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

Sound right for my phone, they can get you in a lot of trouble you know

Tell me about it. The times I've sent pervy msgs to the wrong contacts is unreal. Even more so as it always seams to be family good gob they all no im a raving perv

Yep when you go to text a 'normal' friend and your phone goes into Prevert mode, I have to be really careful nowadays what I send. My phone has a mind of its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

Sound right for my phone, they can get you in a lot of trouble you know

Tell me about it. The times I've sent pervy msgs to the wrong contacts is unreal. Even more so as it always seams to be family good gob they all no im a raving perv

Yep when you go to text a 'normal' friend and your phone goes into Prevert mode, I have to be really careful nowadays what I send. My phone has a mind of its own

My phone's autocuntrect has way to many Fab related euphamisms in it now to be able to message normal friends without intense scrutiny first lol

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

Sound right for my phone, they can get you in a lot of trouble you know

Tell me about it. The times I've sent pervy msgs to the wrong contacts is unreal. Even more so as it always seams to be family good gob they all no im a raving perv

Yep when you go to text a 'normal' friend and your phone goes into Prevert mode, I have to be really careful nowadays what I send. My phone has a mind of its own

My phone's autocuntrect has way to many Fab related euphamisms in it now to be able to message normal friends without intense scrutiny first lol "

Who you trying to kid. Normal friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

Sound right for my phone, they can get you in a lot of trouble you know

Tell me about it. The times I've sent pervy msgs to the wrong contacts is unreal. Even more so as it always seams to be family good gob they all no im a raving perv

Yep when you go to text a 'normal' friend and your phone goes into Prevert mode, I have to be really careful nowadays what I send. My phone has a mind of its own

autocuntrect"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like back biting though OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is all.

How long did it take you to get those in the right place

About two seconds.

Somebody did it a year or so ago and I just copied it to notes!

I didn't do the hard work!

Cheater

No point reinventing the wheel!

I had visions of you keep trying to get it in the right place

Fnar fnar, gnuk, gnuk!

I've just looked at what I wrote again, why does everything sound wrong when said in the world of fab

Because we're all raging perverts and read sex into every word!

This that and your phones in permanent pervy predict mode

Sound right for my phone, they can get you in a lot of trouble you know

Tell me about it. The times I've sent pervy msgs to the wrong contacts is unreal. Even more so as it always seams to be family good gob they all no im a raving perv

Yep when you go to text a 'normal' friend and your phone goes into Prevert mode, I have to be really careful nowadays what I send. My phone has a mind of its own

My phone's autocuntrect has way to many Fab related euphamisms in it now to be able to message normal friends without intense scrutiny first lol

Who you trying to kid. Normal friends

My friends are normal compared to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I quite like back biting though OP

Well i can't say id noticed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

Just to clarify it's not normally my nose that grows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

Just to clarify it's not normally my nose that grows

What was that on the other thread about lowering the tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

Just to clarify it's not normally my nose that grows

What was that on the other thread about lowering the tone

I'm short how much lower can I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

Just to clarify it's not normally my nose that grows

What was that on the other thread about lowering the tone

I'm short how much lower can I get

How short

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

Just to clarify it's not normally my nose that grows

What was that on the other thread about lowering the tone

I'm short how much lower can I get

How short

Very

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

Just to clarify it's not normally my nose that grows

What was that on the other thread about lowering the tone

I'm short how much lower can I get

How short

Very"

I'd that very short like how most men are very well endowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's this about being nice, I'm always nice it's other people that aren't

You're noise is growing Mr

You mean my nose

Trust you to notice, I didn't

Just to clarify it's not normally my nose that grows

What was that on the other thread about lowering the tone

I'm short how much lower can I get

How short

Very"

Bollocks

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i need cheering up, or a hug please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

I'm sure we can arrange a group hug

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

I'm sure we can arrange a group hug

I don't fuckin belive it grrrr

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

I'm sure we can arrange a group hug

that would be most welcome...xx

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

I'm sure we can arrange a group hug

I don't fuckin belive it grrrr"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Have a lady hug from me Suzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

I'm sure we can arrange a group hug

I don't fuckin belive it grrrr

Someones a little touchy

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Have a lady hug from me Suzy

can i have a snog too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

You can erect anything you like sweetheart

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Have a lady hug from me Suzy

can i have a snog too?

Being as though you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

You can erect anything you like sweetheart

Oh bladey

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Have a lady hug from me Suzy

can i have a snog too?

Being as though you asked so nicely

aww thankyou, you are a sweetheart..cheered me up no end xx

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?"

Me next me next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?"

I'd love a massage.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

its more what youd do with me, that i was interested in...hehe..dont be mean to pp, this is a love and light thread...ive got into trouble this morning for being 'mean'..ive given it up...ill be good from now on, unless anyone objects to that...

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?

I'd love a massage.

aromatherapy and reflexology included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?

I'd love a massage.

aromatherapy and reflexology included?

Now you're talking.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Did someone mention massages?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Did someone mention massages?

"
yes i was busy attempting to lure iona onto my couch...hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

I object i like nasty in my women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy"

Is that all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could just fancy a hot stone massage right now

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Could just fancy a hot stone massage right now

i do those too

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

Don't be making out it's the 1st time you got the cream before me its now getting beyond a joke. I now call this place pp layer not fab

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Could just fancy a hot stone massage right now

i do those too

I'm in lurve

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

Don't be making out it's the 1st time you got the cream before me its now getting beyond a joke. I now call this place pp layer not fab

The cream

you do have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

Don't be making out it's the 1st time you got the cream before me its now getting beyond a joke. I now call this place pp layer not fab

The cream

you do have a way with words

articulate isnt he?...hehehe

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

Fair play

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

ooooh bringing out the assertive side am i?...cool...giggles

but i think youd better check if we are talking the 29th august at Xtasia! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

She's on about the august 1 blade, that is couples and fems, my birthday 1s anyone though

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

She's on about the august 1 blade, that is couples and fems, my birthday 1s anyone though"

2nd october..right? really not sure if i can make that...

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

ooooh bringing out the assertive side am i?...cool...giggles

but i think youd better check if we are talking the 29th august at Xtasia! xx"

Phew no we on different dates thank god. Had me really worried then. And damn your bloody filters grrr

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

She's on about the august 1 blade, that is couples and fems, my birthday 1s anyone though

2nd october..right? really not sure if i can make that...

You've just made a grown man cry hope your happy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

She's on about the august 1 blade, that is couples and fems, my birthday 1s anyone though

2nd october..right? really not sure if i can make that...

You've just made a grown man cry hope your happy now

That was supposed to be my job today

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i need cheering up, or a hug please...

Its ok boys and girls I'll take this 1

i was hoping

Not as much as me

why do you think i came to your thread..huh?..

Awww suzy what would i do without you. Just stay away from that nasty pp he keep knicking all the good 1s and by fook im not sterling his poridge

Wot have I done now

You beat him to it, by the time he'd posted you'd already answered Suzy

Is that all

he met me saturday..i dont think the shock has worn off yet..i was too drenched to give him a hug and a kiss...

Suzy I'd re word that if I was you

nah why bother.?

I just wish i can make it true real soon x

isnt the xtasia thing in august just a couples and fem thing?

ill just haveto be invited somewhere else or some other time then huh?

and my birthday night is halloween at jaydees...thats only err 3 months away..thats a short waiting list according to 'shag'..isnt it?

It better not be I'm going its my birthday too but even thats to far away I'm not the pashent type i see what i like and like what i see

She's on about the august 1 blade, that is couples and fems, my birthday 1s anyone though

2nd october..right? really not sure if i can make that...

You've just made a grown man cry hope your happy now

That was supposed to be my job today

Always room for 2 in bladeys world

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?"

If you can go for the weekend they have a rock night on the Friday, we wouldn't be able to but it would give you a chance to maybe meet others

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?"

My place

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?

My place

everyone going to leave me alone with this sex god at his place ?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?

My place

everyone going to leave me alone with this sex god at his place ?

I just spat my tea everywhere. Sex god oh lordy lordy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?"

Me me me!! I NEED a massage!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Looks like its just you and me kid. Owww yessss lolol

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?

Me me me!! I NEED a massage!

Hmmmm interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could just fancy a hot stone massage right now

i do those too

I'm in lurve

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?

My place

everyone going to leave me alone with this sex god at his place ?

You'll be ok he's changed the matress in the van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?

My place

everyone going to leave me alone with this sex god at his place ?

You'll be ok he's changed the matress in the van

No if my memory serves me right didn't he febreeze it

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Is this the pink and fluffy thread? Can I throw some scatter cushions around the lounge and erect a massage table in the corner ?

yes..would you like a massage?

Me me me!! I NEED a massage!

i think you NEED one, Fruity

im just the woman xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see..just not my day today..i come in and upset everyone..and i was the one who asked for a hug...

You haven't upset me, we'll still get to meet you on the 29th

thank f**k for that...

maybe haveto arrange another 'get together' while im up there..for everyone to come along..any suggestions?

My place

everyone going to leave me alone with this sex god at his place ?

You'll be ok he's changed the matress in the van

No if my memory serves me right didn't he febreeze it

Several bottles of hopefully, at least!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

this thread is about to run out..sigh..just as it was getting interesting...maybe i should bring my couch and gear up with me..??.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this thread is about to run out..sigh..just as it was getting interesting...maybe i should bring my couch and gear up with me..??.

Across to Lincolnshire would be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this thread is about to run out..sigh..just as it was getting interesting...maybe i should bring my couch and gear up with me..??.

Across to Lincolnshire would be good!

You 2 should come to dpraved 2

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Still here ....

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