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Not working this evening but suffering from post weekend blues,sooo....
Who's working tonight?
Who's perving or a lurking?
Who's just restless? | |||
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"I'm off for a shower and bed. " Good evening Steve
Cold shower after being on here?  | |||
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"I'm asleep. Shhhhh!" *Whispers* Good evening Scarlet  | |||
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"Good evening sexy Dan working a sleep shift so off to bed soon as knackered xx" Good evening Voddy x x
I'm off today but made the mistake of laying in so I'm wide awake  Hope no one disturbs you tonight  | |||
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"Evening DP... Last perve before bed "Good evening Ms. Pocket
Perving has been known to enhance the odd dream or two. | |||
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"Evening DP... Last perve before bed "What happened to my smiley face??  | |||
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"Evening DP... Last perve before bed
What happened to my smiley face?? "Its on your 3rd May pic   | |||
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"In as usual "Good evening Mr. Bearded
You working or perving tonight? | |||
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"I'm having a little perv before bed "Good evening Ms. Seductive
Midget porn? | |||
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"In as usual
Good evening Mr. Bearded
You working or perving tonight? "Haha well you know me, pretenting working,actively perving | |||
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"I'm asleep. Shhhhh! *Whispers* Good evening Scarlet "Good evening! | |||
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"I'm having a little perv before bed "Good evening Ms. Seductive
Midget porn? | |||
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"In as usual
Good evening Mr. Bearded
You working or perving tonight?
Haha well you know me, pretenting working,actively perving "Its good when you can blag it isn't it  | |||
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"I'm asleep. Shhhhh! *Whispers* Good evening Scarlet
Good evening! "Sorry to wake you  | |||
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"Evening DP! Just checking in now phone is charged & I have a signal "Good evening Ms. Juniper
How's Devon so far? | |||
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"I'm having a little perv before bed
Good evening Ms. Seductive
Midget porn? "oh. God noooo | |||
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"Evening DP! Just checking in now phone is charged & I have a signal
Good evening Ms. Juniper
How's Devon so far? "It's absolutely lovely, thanks for asking | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine "Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job. | |||
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Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia 
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed | |||
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"I'm having a little perv before bed
Good evening Ms. Seductive
Midget porn? oh. God noooo "I didn't think so, pardon my inane humour | |||
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"Evening DP! Just checking in now phone is charged & I have a signal
Good evening Ms. Juniper
How's Devon so far?
It's absolutely lovely, thanks for asking "Not quite Devon but I'm hoping to get to Perranporth in Cornwall at some point in August. Love that area it's so chilled. Glad you're having a good time, tent life all good? | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed "Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then "Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ? | |||
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"Evening DP. Hope all is good with you. I'm tucked up in my virtuous bed but sleep eludes me so I'm having a little look at the odd (some are very odd! ) pic. "Good evening Ms. Tempting
Ah the good old comfort perv, excellent choice
I find some pics are tastefully done and some leave little to the imagination, but they all have their place and make for interesting viewing. | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job. "6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ? "Well if you were in Yorkshire I have an actual spare room with a bed and everything! | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ? "I must confess I read the first paragraph first and made an assumption, by no means meant to negate your good reputation
Can't beat a good night in your own bed though | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ?
Well if you were in Yorkshire I have an actual spare room with a bed and everything! "Now you tell me !!
Yep...was touring round friends | |||
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"Good evening all. "Good evening Mr. Local
You working or lurking tonight? | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ?
I must confess I read the first paragraph first and made an assumption, by no means meant to negate your good reputation
Can't beat a good night in your own bed though "Oh I don't know. ...What's your bed like? | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job.
6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha "Now you're just showing off to us poor 8 hr folks  | |||
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"Evening DP. Hope all is good with you. I'm tucked up in my virtuous bed but sleep eludes me so I'm having a little look at the odd (some are very odd! ) pic.
Good evening Ms. Tempting
Ah the good old comfort perv, excellent choice
I find some pics are tastefully done and some leave little to the imagination, but they all have their place and make for interesting viewing."Yeah the tasteful one's aren't catching my eye tonight, it's the oddities that I'm looking at!
I'm going to be out of action for a while and looking at fitties when I can't do anything about it feels a bit like masochism and I'm not into that. 
So a meander through the forums with little trips into the and  pics on fab! | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ?
Well if you were in Yorkshire I have an actual spare room with a bed and everything! "Now there's an offer you couldn't refuse | |||
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"I'm perving xxx "Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon | |||
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"Good evening all.
Good evening Mr. Local
You working or lurking tonight? "I'm a lurking and most definitely a perving | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ?
I must confess I read the first paragraph first and made an assumption, by no means meant to negate your good reputation
Can't beat a good night in your own bed though
Oh I don't know. ...What's your bed like? "King size with memory foam matress and pillows and Egyptian cotton sheets. So comfy I struggle to leave it most times | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job.
6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha
Now you're just showing off to us poor 8 hr folks "but I do till 12 on a friday n saturday lol. | |||
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"Evening DP. Hope all is good with you. I'm tucked up in my virtuous bed but sleep eludes me so I'm having a little look at the odd (some are very odd! ) pic.
Good evening Ms. Tempting
Ah the good old comfort perv, excellent choice
I find some pics are tastefully done and some leave little to the imagination, but they all have their place and make for interesting viewing.
Yeah the tasteful one's aren't catching my eye tonight, it's the oddities that I'm looking at!
I'm going to be out of action for a while and looking at fitties when I can't do anything about it feels a bit like masochism and I'm not into that.
So a meander through the forums with little trips into the and pics on fab! "There are some sights to behold withing the pages of pics it must be said | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ?
I must confess I read the first paragraph first and made an assumption, by no means meant to negate your good reputation
Can't beat a good night in your own bed though
Oh I don't know. ...What's your bed like?
King size with memory foam matress and pillows and Egyptian cotton sheets. So comfy I struggle to leave it most times "I think I would
Nothing to do with the bedding though
PS How's my flirting coming along?? | |||
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"Good evening all.
Good evening Mr. Local
You working or lurking tonight?
I'm a lurking and most definitely a perving "Good man | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job.
6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha
Now you're just showing off to us poor 8 hr folks
but I do till 12 on a friday n saturday lol. "That's still less than 8hrs | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon "Ahhhhhh, my classic dilemma for men: you're stood outside two doors, behind the door on the left is a rampant woman gagging for hot sex with you. Behind the door on the right is the ultimate bacon sandwich exactly the way you like it. You can only go through one door, which do you choose? | |||
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"Good Evening Mr Dan
Back from my tour of deepest, darkest Yorkshire
Raining in Outer Magnolia
No perving tonight as I have a hot date
I am soo looking forward to sleeping in my own bed....nothing like coming home to your own bed
Good evening Ms. Shybie
A hot date eh, no need to ask if you'll be having a good night then
Yes a good night's sleep in my own bed is my idea of a hot date after a week staying on sofa beds, camp beds. ...
Did you think I meant something else? ?
I must confess I read the first paragraph first and made an assumption, by no means meant to negate your good reputation
Can't beat a good night in your own bed though
Oh I don't know. ...What's your bed like?
King size with memory foam matress and pillows and Egyptian cotton sheets. So comfy I struggle to leave it most times
I think I would
Nothing to do with the bedding though
PS How's my flirting coming along??"A+ in flirtology...do continue | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon
Ahhhhhh, my classic dilemma for men: you're stood outside two doors, behind the door on the left is a rampant woman gagging for hot sex with you. Behind the door on the right is the ultimate bacon sandwich exactly the way you like it. You can only go through one door, which do you choose?"Is that a trick question? Oooh you bugger.... Sexy lady wins....hang on how many rashers are in the sarnie  | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job.
6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha
Now you're just showing off to us poor 8 hr folks
but I do till 12 on a friday n saturday lol.
That's still less than 8hrs "yeah but im a full time mommy also lol | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job.
6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha
Now you're just showing off to us poor 8 hr folks
but I do till 12 on a friday n saturday lol.
That's still less than 8hrs
yeah but im a full time mommy also lol "Ah then you are working 24-7-365 you are forgiven | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon
Ahhhhhh, my classic dilemma for men: you're stood outside two doors, behind the door on the left is a rampant woman gagging for hot sex with you. Behind the door on the right is the ultimate bacon sandwich exactly the way you like it. You can only go through one door, which do you choose?
Is that a trick question?
Oooh you bugger....
Sexy lady wins....hang on how many rashers are in the sarnie "Oooh at least five. And the perfect fresh bread. And a wide selection of sauce for you to choose from or decline. And it's really good bacon, not salty, none of that white ook and just as much fat as you like and cooked to the exact crispiness you like | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon
Ahhhhhh, my classic dilemma for men: you're stood outside two doors, behind the door on the left is a rampant woman gagging for hot sex with you. Behind the door on the right is the ultimate bacon sandwich exactly the way you like it. You can only go through one door, which do you choose?
Is that a trick question?
Oooh you bugger....
Sexy lady wins....hang on how many rashers are in the sarnie
Oooh at least five. And the perfect fresh bread. And a wide selection of sauce for you to choose from or decline.
And it's really good bacon, not salty, none of that white ook and just as much fat as you like and cooked to the exact crispiness you like "This isn't as cut and dry as you think....I need more time to think | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon "Oh no , nothing beats Bacon | |||
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"Evening DP! Just checking in now phone is charged & I have a signal
Good evening Ms. Juniper
How's Devon so far?
It's absolutely lovely, thanks for asking
Not quite Devon but I'm hoping to get to Perranporth in Cornwall at some point in August. Love that area it's so chilled. Glad you're having a good time, tent life all good? "My tent is still standing so I'm happy
I'd love to go to Cornwall again but the drive would finish me off | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job.
6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha
Now you're just showing off to us poor 8 hr folks "excuse moi 12 hrs here | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon
Oh no , nothing beats Bacon "You can see the dilemma though | |||
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"Evening DP! Just checking in now phone is charged & I have a signal
Good evening Ms. Juniper
How's Devon so far?
It's absolutely lovely, thanks for asking
Not quite Devon but I'm hoping to get to Perranporth in Cornwall at some point in August. Love that area it's so chilled. Glad you're having a good time, tent life all good?
My tent is still standing so I'm happy
I'd love to go to Cornwall again but the drive would finish me off "Its a shame it's so far isn't it. Think its about 5 to 6 hours for me | |||
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"Went to work at 7am finished at 11am fell asleep at 1pm woke up at 5pm.. whoops so I went b to my mates n drank two bottles of wine
Good evening Ms. Loud
Damn that's a good shift...4 hours I want your job.
6am even.. it was a 5 hr shift ha ha
Now you're just showing off to us poor 8 hr folks excuse moi 12 hrs here "Ouch | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon
Ahhhhhh, my classic dilemma for men: you're stood outside two doors, behind the door on the left is a rampant woman gagging for hot sex with you. Behind the door on the right is the ultimate bacon sandwich exactly the way you like it. You can only go through one door, which do you choose?
Is that a trick question?
Oooh you bugger....
Sexy lady wins....hang on how many rashers are in the sarnie
Oooh at least five. And the perfect fresh bread. And a wide selection of sauce for you to choose from or decline.
And it's really good bacon, not salty, none of that white ook and just as much fat as you like and cooked to the exact crispiness you like
This isn't as cut and dry as you think....I need more time to think "Mwahahahahaaaaa! | |||
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"I'm asleep. Shhhhh! *Whispers* Good evening Scarlet
Good evening!
Sorry to wake you "Have to say. I'm glad I actually looked at your pic. From afar I thought you might need a doctor | |||
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"I'm perving xxx
Good evening Ms. Essex
Perving is good, nearly as good as bacon
Ahhhhhh, my classic dilemma for men: you're stood outside two doors, behind the door on the left is a rampant woman gagging for hot sex with you. Behind the door on the right is the ultimate bacon sandwich exactly the way you like it. You can only go through one door, which do you choose?
Is that a trick question?
Oooh you bugger....
Sexy lady wins....hang on how many rashers are in the sarnie
Oooh at least five. And the perfect fresh bread. And a wide selection of sauce for you to choose from or decline.
And it's really good bacon, not salty, none of that white ook and just as much fat as you like and cooked to the exact crispiness you like
This isn't as cut and dry as you think....I need more time to think
Mwahahahahaaaaa!
"No i've decided....as good as the bacon may be.....Oh wait.... | |||
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"I'm asleep. Shhhhh! *Whispers* Good evening Scarlet
Good evening!
Sorry to wake you
Have to say. I'm glad I actually looked at your pic. From afar I thought you might need a doctor "He he, you aren't the first and I doubt you'll be the last to think it's something other than the top of my bonce | |||
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"Tl;dr hi everyone And goodnight " Good evening and goodnight again Ms. TGND | |||
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"Good evening again Perving as normal xx " Good evening Ms. Tango
Always good to stick to a routine | |||
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"I'm asleep. Shhhhh! *Whispers* Good evening Scarlet
Good evening!
Sorry to wake you
Have to say. I'm glad I actually looked at your pic. From afar I thought you might need a doctor
He he, you aren't the first and I doubt you'll be the last to think it's something other than the top of my bonce "You're a lucky guy! | |||
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"I'm asleep. Shhhhh! *Whispers* Good evening Scarlet
Good evening!
Sorry to wake you
Have to say. I'm glad I actually looked at your pic. From afar I thought you might need a doctor
He he, you aren't the first and I doubt you'll be the last to think it's something other than the top of my bonce
You're a lucky guy! "Yes I was | |||
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"Evening dan and the rest of the crew" Oi oi soppy bollocks
You working tonight? | |||
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"I am on the alcomahol *hic* evenin' all!! *snogs* "Good evening Ms. Shortie
What you drinking?
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"Air hair lair Well hello old bean "Tally ho old chap. Chocs away and all that haw haw haw. | |||
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"Good evening dan Evening all, tiny perv before bed "Good evening Mr. Throbbing
A wee pervette before sleep is a good thing | |||
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"Off to bed soon. Whether I sleep or not is a different matter" Good evening Mr. Fruity
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"Air hair lair Well hello old bean
Tally ho old chap. Chocs away and all that haw haw haw. "Bang on old boy...toot toot. | |||
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"Bourbonkiss checking in, alright Dan an everyone else " Good evening Mr. Bourbon
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"Off to bed soon. Whether I sleep or not is a different matter Good evening Mr. Fruity
I'm staying up late to make sure when I hit the bed in sleep "Wish I was able to do that. I can go to bed absolutely cream crackered and lie there tossing and turning all night. Insomnia is not fun | |||
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Good evening Ms. Shortie
What you drinking?
I'm having a cheeky Jager and vanilla "Its MISS shortie thank you very much - and I am on the cider. | |||
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You working or lurking tonight? "Bathing again, so it'll be a partial lurk | |||
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I'm back Wednesday Didn't get up till 2pm today, still recovering lol. What have I missed apart from your van of lurv thread? "Ohhh a bit of this bit of that a few id guess wish id drop down dead but thats never happening | |||
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"Off to bed soon. Whether I sleep or not is a different matter Good evening Mr. Fruity
I'm staying up late to make sure when I hit the bed in sleep
Wish I was able to do that.
I can go to bed absolutely cream crackered and lie there tossing and turning all night.
Insomnia is not fun"I has a lay in till 2pm today to keep my body clock in synch so now I'm all wide awake | |||
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"I am on the alcomahol *hic* evenin' all!! *snogs*
Good evening Ms. Shortie
What you drinking?
I'm having a cheeky Jager and vanilla
Its MISS shortie thank you very much - and I am on the cider. "Snap but mines tasting good because its free haha x | |||
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"I am on the alcomahol *hic* evenin' all!! *snogs*
Good evening Ms. Shortie
What you drinking?
I'm having a cheeky Jager and vanilla
Its MISS shortie thank you very much - and I am on the cider. "Sorry Miss I like red currant Bulmers but can't seem to drink normal cider I'm more of a spirits person. | |||
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"Bourbonkiss checking in, alright Dan an everyone else Good evening Mr. Bourbon
You working or lurking tonight?
Bathing again, so it'll be a partial lurk"The cheeky lurkette, or as I line to call it the perv and run | |||
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I'm back Wednesday Didn't get up till 2pm today, still recovering lol. What have I missed apart from your van of lurv thread?
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"Ola! Been busy but popped in? Whats new? Is Lib being ironic? Whats Brian been up to? Have the girls finally washed their hair with chip fat and eaten lard so that I have a chance yet? Has the OP gotten laid?? Come on chop chop do tell?? " Good evening Testarossa
To answer you...
1. Not sure but probably.
2. Don't know.
3. Not seen any proof but would imagine you'd be in with as much of a chance as anybody.
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You working or lurking tonight?
Bathing again, so it'll be a partial lurk
The cheeky lurkette, or as I line to call it the perv and run "Ha yep that's the ticket Dan!! Hey testarossa, I'm afraid I can't answer any of your questions unfortunately X | |||
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I'm back Wednesday Didn't get up till 2pm today, still recovering lol. What have I missed apart from your van of lurv thread?
Ohhh a bit of this bit of that a few id guess wish id drop down dead but thats never happening
You been causing trouble again lol "Who me as if | |||
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"I'm up. Having a perv and feeling damn restless "Good evening Ms.Stretchy
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"Evening all, I slept most of today, recovering from the weekend, now awake, and feeling rather blue.
Beds too big. "Good evening Ms. Loop
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I'm back Wednesday Didn't get up till 2pm today, still recovering lol. What have I missed apart from your van of lurv thread?
Ohhh a bit of this bit of that a few id guess wish id drop down dead but thats never happening
You been causing trouble again lol
Who me as if "Yes you | |||
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"Evening all, I slept most of today, recovering from the weekend, now awake, and feeling rather blue.
Beds too big.
Good evening Ms. Loop
I'm not suprised you slept lol "Was rather worn out! | |||
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"No off till weds mate. Been a intersting day on here
I'm back Wednesday Didn't get up till 2pm today, still recovering lol. What have I missed apart from your van of lurv thread?
Ohhh a bit of this bit of that a few id guess wish id drop down dead but thats never happening
You been causing trouble again lol
Who me as if
Yes you "Well some only learn the hard way so hardly my falt mwhahaha | |||
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Good evening Ms.Stretchy
Is it the perving that's making you restless or you're restless ergo you perv? "A bit of both. You'd think I'd have learnt by now. How are you? | |||
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"No off till weds mate. Been a intersting day on here
I'm back Wednesday Didn't get up till 2pm today, still recovering lol. What have I missed apart from your van of lurv thread?
Ohhh a bit of this bit of that a few id guess wish id drop down dead but thats never happening
You been causing trouble again lol
Who me as if
Yes you
Well some only learn the hard way so hardly my falt mwhahaha"You been handing out the Bladey smackdown? | |||
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"No off till weds mate. Been a intersting day on here
I'm back Wednesday Didn't get up till 2pm today, still recovering lol. What have I missed apart from your van of lurv thread?
Ohhh a bit of this bit of that a few id guess wish id drop down dead but thats never happening
You been causing trouble again lol
Who me as if
Yes you
Well some only learn the hard way so hardly my falt mwhahaha
You been handing out the Bladey smackdown? "Crash and burn my mate | |||
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"I'm up. Having a perv and feeling damn restless
Good evening Ms.Stretchy
Is it the perving that's making you restless or you're restless ergo you perv?
A bit of both. You'd think I'd have learnt by now. How are you? "Ah we never learn it's like chicken and egg syndrome. I'm all good, on a night off so just chilling and funnily enough....perving | |||
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!! "Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x | |||
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!!
Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x"Oooh eck look out | |||
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!!
Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x
Oooh eck look out "Yep smooths gone out the window tonight lol Anyone up for a fòoook | |||
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!!
Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x
Oooh eck look out
Yep smooths gone out the window tonight lol
Anyone up for a fòoook "Why does the Scary spice off Bo Selecta spring to mind when I read that | |||
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!!
Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x
Oooh eck look out
Yep smooths gone out the window tonight lol
Anyone up for a fòoook
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!!
Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x
Oooh eck look out
Yep smooths gone out the window tonight lol
Anyone up for a fòoook
Why does the Scary spice off Bo Selecta spring to mind when I read that
I'm in a daft mood better run anythings possible "Tiptoes quietly out of grabbing distance.... | |||
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!!
Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x
Oooh eck look out
Yep smooths gone out the window tonight lol
Anyone up for a fòoook
Why does the Scary spice off Bo Selecta spring to mind when I read that
I'm in a daft mood better run anythings possible
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"Evening ms loops xx Evening Bladey!!
Don't flutter them things at me im feeling rather frisky tonight lol x
Oooh eck look out
Yep smooths gone out the window tonight lol
Anyone up for a fòoook
Why does the Scary spice off Bo Selecta spring to mind when I read that
I'm in a daft mood better run anythings possible
Tiptoes quietly out of grabbing distance....
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working "Good evening HnH
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Good evening HnH
SNAP! Me too "Snap me 3 bit mad us all off. A missed opportunity in fact | |||
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready "Piss off | |||
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Good evening HnH
SNAP! Me too "I was supposed to be but decided to be a sciver like you lot | |||
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
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The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Piss off " it's a nice florescent pink as well | |||
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Good evening HnH
SNAP! Me too
I was supposed to be but decided to be a sciver like you lot "Oi I'm not sciving | |||
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Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Good evening HnH
SNAP! Me too
I was supposed to be but decided to be a sciver like you lot
Oi I'm not sciving "I am | |||
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes "I might for a laff we will see x | |||
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"*creeps in and curls up in the corner*" Evening lovely | |||
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*Harley buggers off again*
Bah bye!"Good evening and erm goodnight then | |||
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*Harley buggers off again*
Bah bye!"Awwww but but but. Grabs a quick hand full | |||
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"*creeps in and curls up in the corner* Hmmm more victims
*Harley buggers off again*
Bah bye!
Good evening and erm goodnight then "Have you not noticed that I'm drastically avoiding men Mr P? | |||
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Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes
I might for a laff we will see x"You will you have to it's my birthday
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Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes
I might for a laff we will see x
You will you have to it's my birthday
Depending on what fancy dress your wearing it will look lovely "Well my birthday to so what do i get hmmmmm | |||
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Evening darling "Haven't seen you around these parts for a while | |||
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Evening darling
Haven't seen you around these parts for a while"I've been too busy throwing up on cocks | |||
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"Little perve before bed "Good evening Mr. Essex
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Have you not noticed that I'm drastically avoiding men Mr P?
Can't say I had no "Apart from you | |||
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes
I might for a laff we will see x
You will you have to it's my birthday
Depending on what fancy dress your wearing it will look lovely
Well my birthday to so what do i get hmmmmm "To be able to meet us obviously | |||
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Evening darling
Haven't seen you around these parts for a while
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"*creeps in and curls up in the corner* Evening lovely
Evening darling
Haven't seen you around these parts for a while
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Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes
I might for a laff we will see x
You will you have to it's my birthday
Depending on what fancy dress your wearing it will look lovely
Well my birthday to so what do i get hmmmmm
To be able to meet us obviously "Seams a bit of a ruff deal to be honest | |||
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Evening darling
Haven't seen you around these parts for a while
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"D*unk horny and perving "Evening
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"D*unk horny and perving "My kinda girl | |||
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"D*unk horny and perving
Evening
Bladey do not scare the lovely lady away "Pmsl oops to late | |||
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"*creeps in and curls up in the corner* Evening lovely
Evening darling
Haven't seen you around these parts for a while
I've been too busy throwing up on cocks
Throwing up on cock's
Yep..."May I ask why | |||
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Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes
I might for a laff we will see x
You will you have to it's my birthday
Depending on what fancy dress your wearing it will look lovely
Well my birthday to so what do i get hmmmmm
To be able to meet us obviously
Seams a bit of a ruff deal to be honest "Getting to meet us is a rough deal | |||
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Evening
Bladey do not scare the lovely lady away
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"Eveninnngggg I'm lurking not working
Owww anther victim
The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes
I might for a laff we will see x
You will you have to it's my birthday
Depending on what fancy dress your wearing it will look lovely
Well my birthday to so what do i get hmmmmm
To be able to meet us obviously
Seams a bit of a ruff deal to be honest
Getting to meet us is a rough deal "So charming isn't he I for one am looking forward to the experience | |||
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The tutu is in my suitcase ready
Tell you what same offer as i offerd whats her name before. Take 1 for the team and I'll wear the tu tu. Do we have a deal
I wouldn't be cruel and expect you to wear it in its own, you can wear it over your trousers, go on just for 5 minutes
I might for a laff we will see x
You will you have to it's my birthday
Depending on what fancy dress your wearing it will look lovely
Well my birthday to so what do i get hmmmmm
To be able to meet us obviously
Seams a bit of a ruff deal to be honest
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Evening
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