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Placid Li'l ole me .........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez...

you get all the smooth talkers dont ya

Im getting jealous now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're telling me that message didn't make you melt granny?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know Peaches. I don't know how I do it Ha !

He's all yours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're telling me that message didn't make you melt granny?"

Fuggin Ice Maiden Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're free then Granny, can I have a go instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny, I love you as you make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well yes Jack ...... obviously .. but let's not overlook the fact that he was the warm up act...... I expect a bloody good finale ..... C'mon !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're telling me that message didn't make you melt granny?

Fuggin Ice Maiden Me."

You must be if a message like that didn't encourage you to change your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well yes Jack ...... obviously .. but let's not overlook the fact that he was the warm up act...... I expect a bloody good finale ..... C'mon !"

oooo I've never had anyone open for me before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're free then Granny, can I have a go instead? "

Warm her up with some of that rocket fuel you bought back off ya hols jack

then you can send her a mucky oneliner and yoohoooooo

your in

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

"

What's a hole goal?

Confused of up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....you're actually coming across as ungrateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like one chat up line struck off my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're free then Granny, can I have a go instead?

Warm her up with some of that rocket fuel you bought back off ya hols jack

then you can send her a mucky oneliner and yoohoooooo

your in "

Granny's a classy bird, she don't drink Jack Ratt scrumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the drawing board hun

and use a pen next time. pencil aint a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're free then Granny, can I have a go instead?

Warm her up with some of that rocket fuel you bought back off ya hols jack

then you can send her a mucky oneliner and yoohoooooo

your in

Granny's a classy bird, she don't drink Jack Ratt scrumpy "

Im sure that if you put it in a nice glass and had a cherry and umbrella in it ...it would be ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

What's a hole goal?

Confused of up north "

Dear Confused of Up North,

You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....you're actually coming across as ungrateful.

"

Who me ? Gosh im sorry. How can I make it up to him ?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

What's a hole goal?

Confused of up north

Dear Confused of Up North,

You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.

"

Fuck me even T ferret cant understand that! I will mull T over while taking whippet for a drag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

And thats the whole/hole story

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

What's a hole goal?

Confused of up north

Dear Confused of Up North,

You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.

"

And thats the whole/hole story on the hole/whole

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

And thats the whole/hole story

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

What's a hole goal?

Confused of up north

Dear Confused of Up North,

You may be confusing your hole with my whole. Whilst it is possible for your hole to be whole ( as in The man in the flat cap had the whole of his hole ) it's impossible for my whole to be a hole or have a hole as it's whole.

And thats the whole/hole story on the hole/whole "

I have been pm'd its the hole where the goal post was till some oik nicked it aka goal hole. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're being very ungrateful granny. He went to all that trouble to learn pigeon English and he even considered that you may not have had many offers for a while so he thought he'd give you a nice young cock to chomp on in between your basketweave and box stitching. Very ungrateful indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I want to know is whether the hole is indeed whole or if it's not whole as it has a hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wishy for once you are right. I must ask him if he will forgive me Got to admit - expecting him to want my hole now is probably askin' too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What I want to know is whether the hole is indeed whole or if it's not whole as it has a hole."

Can a hole EVER be whole ? I mean .... one more shovel full always makes the hole bigger ... If a hole gets bigger isn't it less whole now that it's more hole ?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

"

So is that still a "no"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"granny im not that fussy you know! blimey!! any holes a goal as long as we get on well and humor is good, i will fuk u gran ok, :P x

I just got that in a message from someone I said no to

is that sweet talk these days ?

So is that still a "no"?"

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