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By *bi Haive OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Millionaires chocolate cheesecake.

Yummy yum yum. Sod the calories - it's lush.

So how pissed off would you be if...for the sake of argument......you'd just taken the entire, virginal, all for just you and a spoon cheesecake on its plate out of the fridge, taken one step towards the counter - and it's somehow slid off the plate.

And your brain has for some ridiculous reason sent a message to your bare foot saying "go for it - you can save the day and catch it in one piece!!!".

So you stick your foot out.

And that foot is now covered in cheesecake. Along with the kitchen floor.

Fuck, shit, bollocks, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!

Asda here I come.

A

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Lick your foot.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Im not laffing honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is no way that would happen to me, my dog would have cought it wayyyyyyy before I hit my foot

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"there is no way that would happen to me, my dog would have cought it wayyyyyyy before I hit my foot "

And.... if you've got any sense.. you let the dog lick the floor clean.

I always did. Let the dog that is ... not lick the floor.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why did you think you could catch it with your foot?

Scratchy head emoticon.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Hold still., I'll be there in an hour...

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here


"Why did you think you could catch it with your foot?

Scratchy head emoticon."

Catch on the foot.... Flick up... Straight in the mouth..

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted pal, feel your pain, Waiting for a bus years ago and called in a Chinese takeaway for a while I wait Chow Mein,

Probably one of the best had till it rolled out of my hand food first onto the road

I must have stood looking at it for 5min, absolutely gutted,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Sucker.

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well. Just got back from Asda and the bastards had sold out of millionaires cheesecake.

So it'll have to be half a (serves 8) chocolate fudge cake topped with half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Half Baked.

First world problems!

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well. Just got back from Asda and the bastards had sold out of millionaires cheesecake.

So it'll have to be half a (serves 8) chocolate fudge cake topped with half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Half Baked.

First world problems!

A"

It's a good job the doggie makes you walk so much. You won't be able to get into your wedding clobber at the rate you're going.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

good job it wasn't custard of the really hot variety..

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Well. Just got back from Asda and the bastards had sold out of millionaires cheesecake.

So it'll have to be half a (serves 8) chocolate fudge cake topped with half a tub of Ben & Jerrys Half Baked.

First world problems!

A

It's a good job the doggie makes you walk so much. You won't be able to get into your wedding clobber at the rate you're going. "

I burnt off a million calories painting the shed yesterday and will be laying the AstroTurf tomorrow - it's energy food - honest!!

A

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"good job it wasn't custard of the really hot variety.. "

Wouldn't have been that hot after an afternoon in the fridge!

Would have been messier on the floor though.

A

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Damn! The substitute dessert is a good save though

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