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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise " | |||
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise " Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol | |||
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"Ha ha ha this has made me chuckle do you provide your own condoms or is you that bareback rider "Oi I'm a real man i laff in the face of stis condom free every time  | |||
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol" Give us a sniff of ya knicks luv. Rubs hands | |||
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"So funny I nearly choked on my bagel and not in a good way!! Lol Thank you for a Monday morning giggle! Monkey x" Happy to help. Now when's the mrs free | |||
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol Give us a sniff of ya knicks luv. Rubs hands "Hahaha washing baskets in the kitchen  | |||
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise Bahahaha totally weak at the knees now lol Give us a sniff of ya knicks luv. Rubs hands
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"Pmsl Great post ! But in a serious note , every veri seems a social one ? How do you resist the temptation to play ? Or are you genuinely more into the social side of swinging , and not bothered about shagging ? Genuine question op ." They arnt all as they seem but I do enjoy the social side. sex from here is just a bonus if it happens fantastic if no I'll not stress over it. Why fancy a fuck | |||
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"BUT..... are you attaching 12 cock pics from different angles... And a pic of your hairy arse spread wide open....? "Hairy arse shot to your inbox. Be afraid be very afraid | |||
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"BUT..... are you attaching 12 cock pics from different angles... And a pic of your hairy arse spread wide open....?
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"Have you tried clubs and socials? This isn't instashag you know. You get out what you put in. Blah blah, standard response, blah blah.
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise " Ikr I sending 100 messages a day saying I'd smash their back doors in but they bitches be like social first woteva that is, when I'm wit ma mates they be all over me and my vwe 6 inches. Asking for pictures and shit too it's a sex site why they need to see what I look like!!! | |||
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"I dunno, been a member for all of five minutes and ya whinging about no meets. Have you tried googly eyes on your penis? "I do have a homour simpson tattoo on it but its a little 1 obviously  | |||
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"Have you tried clubs and socials? This isn't instashag you know. You get out what you put in. Blah blah, standard response, blah blah.
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Hope your not sending me your standerd copy and past mr fox. Read my header again it says sex god ya single guy basher. Jelousy is a terrible thing "Standard cut and paste?
It took me literally seconds to come up with that advice!
FFS!! You try and help some people and what to you get.........
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise Ikr I sending 100 messages a day saying I'd smash their back doors in but they bitches be like social first woteva that is, when I'm wit ma mates they be all over me and my vwe 6 inches. Asking for pictures and shit too it's a sex site why they need to see what I look like!!! " Fuckin time wasters bro the lot of em. Im gona leave then they'll be sorry | |||
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"I dunno, been a member for all of five minutes and ya whinging about no meets. Have you tried googly eyes on your penis?
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise Ikr I sending 100 messages a day saying I'd smash their back doors in but they bitches be like social first woteva that is, when I'm wit ma mates they be all over me and my vwe 6 inches. Asking for pictures and shit too it's a sex site why they need to see what I look like!!! Fuckin time wasters bro the lot of em. Im gona leave then they'll be sorry " Too right, proper sex god down the pub me it's clearly their loss, they don't even want to watch me wank on cam what's that about? | |||
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"I dunno, been a member for all of five minutes and ya whinging about no meets. Have you tried googly eyes on your penis?
I do have a homour simpson tattoo on it but its a little 1 obviously
There's ya mistake obvs "Its not my falt its only a ikle 1 but its cute | |||
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"All you need really is a supporters badge. " Nasher vaj badge i got it bro | |||
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"Haha nice work bladey "Thank you sir I do try | |||
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"All you need really is a supporters badge. Nasher vaj badge i got it bro "well if you can't get a shag mate. We are all fooked  | |||
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise " Think you'll be fine without googly eyes | |||
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"Oh yeah. What are you waiting for lol. " Your address maybe | |||
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"Oh yeah. What are you waiting for lol. Your address maybe "lol tempted by the mattress in the back of the van. | |||
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"Oh yeah. What are you waiting for lol. Your address maybe lol tempted by the mattress in the back of the van."I no that gets em damp every time mwhahaha | |||
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"Excuse me Bladey, but I've sent you plenty of pics of my minge & gaping arsehole asking for a fuck but you keep turning me down. " I've told you your to posh for me. I will not be used as your bit of ruff. Im not just a piece of meat you know gowd some ppl | |||
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"Oh yeah. What are you waiting for lol. Your address maybe lol tempted by the mattress in the back of the van.
I no that gets em damp every time mwhahaha "ur telling me lol | |||
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"Oh yeah. What are you waiting for lol. Your address maybe lol tempted by the mattress in the back of the van.
I no that gets em damp every time mwhahaha ur telling me lol"I'd rather show you | |||
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"I think you can't get a meet because women are too busy swooning..... "Just what i was thinking and you've seen me and my pashon wagon it don't figger right  | |||
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"Fabulous post .. Had me a good chuckle over this ... Has to be a contender for best post of the day/week "Errrr I've done better | |||
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"You can show me when I have my gas mask. Men normally get a kick out of me wearing it lol." Kinky fucker I like it | |||
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"You can show me when I have my gas mask. Men normally get a kick out of me wearing it lol. Kinky fucker I like it "you will | |||
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"You can show me when I have my gas mask. Men normally get a kick out of me wearing it lol. Kinky fucker I like it you will "Owww a stiffie already  | |||
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"You can show me when I have my gas mask. Men normally get a kick out of me wearing it lol. Kinky fucker I like it you will
Owww a stiffie already "nice to see u up and about | |||
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"Learn to spell, that helps Always 1 tosser with no sense of humour who feels the need to get personal. "childish behaviour from him. | |||
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"Learn to spell, that helps Always 1 tosser with no sense of humour who feels the need to get personal. "No no hes the 1 really can't get a meet but thinks cheep digs will impress the ladys so bring it dude I've been here yrs seen it over and over and can prove hands down my intelligence but hey so did he mwhahaha | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes....." He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes....." Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge "some minge is worth it. So I've been told | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya "is it cheddar red leicster or wensleydale has it got any bits in it | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya "It must be your charisma I find so appealing! | |||
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"Can't understand it pal, your profile looks good and I'm a million percent straight... Unless there's a hot bi couple that I fancy the missus of then il say anything for a shag " don't all men?? Lol. | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told "Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya is it cheddar red leicster or wensleydale has it got any bits in it "Not sure about but but I've seen some belly button fluff down there. Hope that seals the deal x | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Your fooling nobody you just want my cheesie cock don't ya
It must be your charisma I find so appealing! "You know it. Charm the cracker off a nun me but we wont get into my roll play likes | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge "That might be your problem, if you only want a bit of minge. Try asking for the whole thing. Also, some ladies don't like the word minge. Try clunge instead.... | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x"Ok we have a winner. Fuck im good me | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge
That might be your problem, if you only want a bit of minge.
Try asking for the whole thing.
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Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one "Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I? | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
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Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I? "I can take you both no need for arguments | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... He already did form a clique, unfortunately this has culminated in a set of angry fabbers, patiently awaiting delivery of membership badges.. you see full of empty promises. And he's twittering he can't get a meet?!
Dweeb!
Good point. Oi, where's my clique badge? "Sorry the rejection letter must be lost in the post | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x
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"All you need really is a supporters badge. " We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges....... | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x
Ok we have a winner. Fuck im good me I'll be the judge of that at 2pm lol x"Hang on i was promised a friend as well | |||
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments "No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that. | |||
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"All you need really is a supporters badge. We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges......." Winge winge bloody winge come here and make better use of that gob | |||
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"All you need really is a supporters badge. We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges......." Egggsactly.. I think a revolt is in order.. Out the mardy Manc..out the mardy Manc!! | |||
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"All you need really is a supporters badge. We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges....... Winge winge bloody winge come here and make better use of that gob "You wish | |||
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that. "Tipical scouser no bottle | |||
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"It's always sad to see a fellow Fabber struggling, hope this helps; When send pictures of Bladey jnr make sure your looking down, preferably into a pan with the seat up. For sitting down pictures, lay a sky tv remote alongside jnr. A lynx deodorant is a good alternative. (Use the small can if you need ahem, "perspective". Bedroom pictures are ok, but make sure the beds not made and there are some dirty pants somewhere in shot. Having skanky pants hanging off of a light fitting adds an air of joy De vivre and adventure. Keeping the curtains closed adds an air of romance and intrigue. If you're sending pictures of junior next to a ruler, lay him alongside centimeters, but scratch out decimal measurements and write in inches. No one will notice.... Join a club, follow/stalk/dribble over anyone who looks in your direction. Don't forget to tell them you want a veri. Finally, join a clique. There's a few around, but they are hard to join. If all else fails, start a clique of your own. Good luck, let us know how it goes..... Fuck me seams a lot of truble just for a bit of minge some minge is worth it. So I've been told
Ok I'll be round at 2 but please have a mate on standby just incase you can't take my full charm no problem. I always have a friend joining in x
Ok we have a winner. Fuck im good me I'll be the judge of that at 2pm lol x"Good luck | |||
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" Hang on i was promised a friend as well "What have you been told about NOT believing everything you read in the Internet? | |||
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"All you need really is a supporters badge. We're still waiting for our Bladey fan club badges....... Winge winge bloody winge come here and make better use of that gob
You wish "Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it | |||
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that.
Tipical scouser no bottle "I'm not rising to it! And neither are you!! | |||
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"Frigid lesbians, I was told "You just frigged a lesbian? | |||
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" Hang on i was promised a friend as well
What have you been told about NOT believing everything you read in the Internet?
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" Hang on i was promised a friend as well
What have you been told about NOT believing everything you read in the Internet?
Hush man jelousy is a terrible thing "I fulfill my promises | |||
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" Hang on i was promised a friend as well
What have you been told about NOT believing everything you read in the Internet?
Hush man jelousy is a terrible thing I fulfill my promises "In my best Churchill voice owwwwwww yesssssss | |||
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"I like numpties "I love you to mrs focker awwwww bless | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes " Hmmm I've plenty of cream but cakes running low | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes " I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. | |||
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You wish
Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it "I'm on a boat in Devon - bit far to travel | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes Hmmm I've plenty of cream but cakes running low " but how many of us can you cope with | |||
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You wish
Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it
I'm on a boat in Devon - bit far to travel "Hmmm even with a fast bike I'm gona need some time for you but well I recon your worth it....... fuckinel even i felt the puke rise at that 1 | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes Hmmm I've plenty of cream but cakes running low but how many of us can you cope with " I know no boulds plus ive got mrs viagra so im good to go | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol." Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags "didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol. | |||
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You wish
Ye ok you got me but I'll be free by 2.15 if your up for it
I'm on a boat in Devon - bit far to travel
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol."Feck off you nearly had my eye out | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that.
Tipical scouser no bottle
I'm not rising to it!
And neither are you!! "Oh no baby... You first | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
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"It would help if you wasn't a mardy fooked in a morning I imagine
Feck off your just like mrs focker gagging for my stiff one
Debs.. Will you have the pleasure or will I?
I can take you both no need for arguments
No honestly, I always put Debs before myself, I'm nice like that.
Tipical scouser no bottle
I'm not rising to it!
And neither are you!!
Oh no baby... You first "Girls girls girls I've love for you both so 3 some | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
Pmsl can i try "Yes you can be... Very trying | |||
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"Hold hard a second mr blade just how many of us ladies can you manage at once seeing as some of us have to travel miles for your charms we need to know and will there be cream cakes I'm nearest. First come first served. Fellow manc and all that. Lol. Agreed and not just because of them there fun bags didn't think u had noticed them tbh lol.
Feck off you nearly had my eye out even the blind can still feel their way round lol
Pmsl can i try
Yes you can be...
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Oi the 6 pack went yrs ago I've only my wit left "lol yes and yeah the wit is good to | |||
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Oi the 6 pack went yrs ago I've only my wit left lol yes and yeah the wit is good to "You didn't have to agree about the 6 pack ya no | |||
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Oi the 6 pack went yrs ago I've only my wit left lol yes and yeah the wit is good to
You didn't have to agree about the 6 pack ya no "That's fuck all I've got a barrel | |||
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"I'm a fun guy tall with a full 1 pack. I try to change my under crackers at least 1s a week. I send the standerd polite copy and past fancy a fuck 1 week but to keep it real rotate that with I'm in your area how about it. I explane in detail how i can breath threw my ears and can last well over the standerd 30 seconds and don't even mind a bit of a fish for dinner going on. So please I ask you why can't i get a shag. Oh yes I've even explained I've an oily mattress in the back of my van. Ok smells a bit pissy and wet dog like but come on whos doesn't. Is it just that the women on here are up there own arses becouse im sure you'll agree im a sex god. I await your advise " Indeed, there is no accounting for taste. Have you considered attending your local dance hall. At the very least, you'll have a mighty fine time with the grooves. | |||
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Oi the 6 pack went yrs ago I've only my wit left lol yes and yeah the wit is good to
You didn't have to agree about the 6 pack ya no "lol and no didn't agree as such on that all fun | |||
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"You need patience lol
Oi the 6 pack went yrs ago I've only my wit left lol yes and yeah the wit is good to
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