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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As guys that we are - often whilst driving to nearest hangout spot we often see a total hottie walking past and as typical lads we honk the horn and I often shout "alright sexy" which often results in a two finger salute lol... Anyway me and my mates got chatting and we come to realise Lady Luck is never on our side - there's more chance on Facebook which is by the way shit!! Realising this we have come to decision and that would be to challenged each other and be officially crowned the ladies man... The challenge involves in a 30 day period from today (19th July) to see who gets the most lucky within that time... Any means necessary! I know I'm drawing the short straw on this, as I'm not the cutest/ good looking one out of the bunch - which sucks but hey ho - that's life! But I'm adamant to win - so to this is to you beautiful women out there that might/ want be intersted in my conquest - I'm offering to wine and dine and then seal the deal with a kiss - anything more would be up to you... If this seems something you can do then do send a message if not then thanks for reading... Wish you well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will need patience lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol well let's hope not Ay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nothing else better to, I'll be your chief of admin if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May the Lord have mercy on your soul for the shit storm that is going to be bestowed upon thee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol what the hell? Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow! A guy who shouts out the car window at women? How can we resist? Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forget on facebook youv probably got more chance on the moon but ten out of ten for originality whats the prize

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funny enough a cardboard crown cut out painted gold lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol - I'd deffo give you the wolf whistle...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Owwww you poor soul. Wait till morning the words crash and burn come to mind. This is going to be sooooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geez, work is sparse to say the least!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Owwww you poor soul. Wait till morning the words crash and burn come to mind. This is going to be sooooo funny "

Stop laughing Blades, I'm appointing you as chief of security!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Owwww you poor soul. Wait till morning the words crash and burn come to mind. This is going to be sooooo funny

Stop laughing Blades, I'm appointing you as chief of security!! "

Fuck that id rather take on tyson than this lot

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Seriously?"

Run. Run far and run fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope ezekiel 25:17 is recited

It's gonna be like the opening scene of saving private Ryan

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If the delete options still at your header id use it quick mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Owwww you poor soul. Wait till morning the words crash and burn come to mind. This is going to be sooooo funny

Stop laughing Blades, I'm appointing you as chief of security!!

Fuck that id rather take on tyson than this lot "

.......just make sure you tape your ears back! .................. & for Tyson also!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I hope ezekiel 25:17 is recited

It's gonna be like the opening scene of saving private Ryan "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope ezekiel 25:17 is recited

It's gonna be like the opening scene of saving private Ryan "

You're doing a fine job there. errrrrm, Reverend, - #lovinitinit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope ezekiel 25:17 is recited

It's gonna be like the opening scene of saving private Ryan

You're doing a fine job there. errrrrm, Reverend, - #lovinitinit"

I prefer Archbishop of banterbury if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a funny thread. Gonna enjoy reading the responses later in the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope ezekiel 25:17 is recited

It's gonna be like the opening scene of saving private Ryan

You're doing a fine job there. errrrrm, Reverend, - #lovinitinit

I prefer Archbishop of banterbury if you don't mind "

Please let me offer my humblest apologies, your holiness!

........by the way, how many on the slab so far?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

the words 'car crash' spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you verifying the results of the challenge ? Do you have an independent adjudicator ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He built this city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As guys that we are - often whilst driving to nearest hangout spot we often see a total hottie walking past and as typical lads we honk the horn and I often shout "alright sexy" which often results in a two finger salute lol... Anyway me and my mates got chatting and we come to realise Lady Luck is never on our side - there's more chance on Facebook which is by the way shit!! Realising this we have come to decision and that would be to challenged each other and be officially crowned the ladies man... The challenge involves in a 30 day period from today (19th July) to see who gets the most lucky within that time... Any means necessary! I know I'm drawing the short straw on this, as I'm not the cutest/ good looking one out of the bunch - which sucks but hey ho - that's life! But I'm adamant to win - so to this is to you beautiful women out there that might/ want be intersted in my conquest - I'm offering to wine and dine and then seal the deal with a kiss - anything more would be up to you... If this seems something you can do then do send a message if not then thanks for reading... Wish you well x"

Charmer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck!!! Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls up a chair, opens popcorn, waits for show to start

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

And the award for most original attempt at getting a meet goes to...........

Seriously shouting out of your car window, come out with me so I can win a bet with my mates we all feel so flattered and special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*just looking for a comfy seat* belly laughs are coming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a funny thread. Gonna enjoy reading the responses later in the day. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first passed my driving test as a 17yo (blimey that was a long time ago!) we used to do the old shouting and tooting at girls thing, back in the day it did have a little bit of success (probably 1 in 10) if you get the target market right so it's a tactic that can work if you're youthful enough .. I didn't do it at 27 though so not sure if that increases or diminishes your chances ...

Good luck on your quest OP!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I wonder which has a higher success rate shouting and beeping or sending a fancy a fuck. Answers on a post card please. Oh and I'm free all day if its the fancy a fuck 1

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

In the words of read runner.... beep beep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, stuff my old boots!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well, stuff my old boots! "

Are the knock em out tactic. Like your honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have faced the wrath of the clique OP..... Im wondering if he'll post again in this thread now

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

One hell of a stampede happening for this request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would any woman sleep with you just so you can beat out your mates for most shags?!? Have you met any woman who has said yes to this? And why would you think this topic would go over well on the fab forums? Have you ever read the forums before?

And for what it's worth, if you are still yelling to women out of car windows at your age, you need to grow up.

-Courtney

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"One hell of a stampede happening for this request "

I hear the delicate sound of knicker dropping every where

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it's just harmless fun isn't it... I'm not out to derogate women... If anything take em out have a laugh n giggle and call it quits after a selfie... I like to think im a nice guy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I suppose it's being young at heart I guess and believe me when I say there's a lot of men out there who do a lot worse out the window lol and no the plan isn't to shag around at all I just thought it would be a great way to make some new friends as well - sorry to anyone who may have taken offence - not out to do that! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woowoowoowooowooo.....alright let's be 'avin you. My name is DCI Peecee, and I am arresting you for you own good. 'Old out your 'ands and watch your 'ead getting in the van. Ooooh, did that 'urt? Tough shit, you should have done as you were told. Anyone want to join 'im?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I actually said Hello to you kimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly a different approach OP, but I'm struggling to see how effective it might be.

People are here for their own pleasure - not to help out others tick boxes, lose their virginity or complete challenges.

Your post is somewhat difficult to read.

You need a few comma's in there and you need to know when and when not to use capital letters.

With that said though OP, I wish you luck - especially considering your attitude towards women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose it's being young at heart I guess and believe me when I say there's a lot of men out there who do a lot worse out the window lol and no the plan isn't to shag around at all I just thought it would be a great way to make some new friends as well - sorry to anyone who may have taken offence - not out to do that! X"

There's a big difference between being young at heart and being immature.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I suppose it's being young at heart I guess and believe me when I say there's a lot of men out there who do a lot worse out the window lol and no the plan isn't to shag around at all I just thought it would be a great way to make some new friends as well - sorry to anyone who may have taken offence - not out to do that! X

There's a big difference between being young at heart and being immature."

And digs over supped comers and capitals is sooooo grown up. Why not throw a few of them my way as im fully grown and seen it all had it all and burnt the fucking tshirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Certainly a different approach OP, but I'm struggling to see how effective it might be.

People are here for their own pleasure - not to help out others tick boxes, lose their virginity or complete challenges.

Your post is somewhat difficult to read.

You need a few comma's in there and you need to know when and when not to use capital letters.

With that said though OP, I wish you luck - especially considering your attitude towards women."

A condescending & patronising attitude is not a good look either.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Certainly a different approach OP, but I'm struggling to see how effective it might be.

People are here for their own pleasure - not to help out others tick boxes, lose their virginity or complete challenges.

Your post is somewhat difficult to read.

You need a few comma's in there and you need to know when and when not to use capital letters.

With that said though OP, I wish you luck - especially considering your attitude towards women.

A condescending & patronising attitude is not a good look either."

Told you you was posher than me but same meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And digs over supped comers and capitals is sooooo grown up. Why not throw a few of them my way as im fully grown and seen it all had it all and burnt the fucking tshirt "


"A condescending & patronising attitude is not a good look either."

OK, fair comments, but my intention was to offer constructive criticism, not to come across as condescending or patronising. Nor am I trying to be the grammar police.

I was simply saying that I found the OP rather a struggle to read due to it's structure, and others have also commented on the OP's attitude to women by his comments about shouting out 'alright sexy' out of his car window - but I don't see any of them being chastised for it, so why pick on me?

Maybe I should just abstain from commenting in the forum from now on.

I'm only trying to be helpful ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And digs over supped comers and capitals is sooooo grown up. Why not throw a few of them my way as im fully grown and seen it all had it all and burnt the fucking tshirt

A condescending & patronising attitude is not a good look either.

OK, fair comments, but my intention was to offer constructive criticism, not to come across as condescending or patronising. Nor am I trying to be the grammar police.

I was simply saying that I found the OP rather a struggle to read due to it's structure, and others have also commented on the OP's attitude to women by his comments about shouting out 'alright sexy' out of his car window - but I don't see any of them being chastised for it, so why pick on me?

Maybe I should just abstain from commenting in the forum from now on.

I'm only trying to be helpful ffs"

Because you commented after the OP had apologised & said he didn't mean to cause offence.

That was all.

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By *orks1984Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

So wear ar al these spelig misteaks looool

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So wear ar al these spelig misteaks looool

"

Follow my green arrow

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"And digs over supped comers and capitals is sooooo grown up. Why not throw a few of them my way as im fully grown and seen it all had it all and burnt the fucking tshirt

A condescending & patronising attitude is not a good look either.

OK, fair comments, but my intention was to offer constructive criticism, not to come across as condescending or patronising. Nor am I trying to be the grammar police.

s"

Sadly that is exactly how you came across....we don't have rules that say people need to spell correctly, so please don't pull people up on it as it puts people off posting

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I suppose it's being young at heart I guess and believe me when I say there's a lot of men out there who do a lot worse out the window lol and no the plan isn't to shag around at all I just thought it would be a great way to make some new friends as well - sorry to anyone who may have taken offence - not out to do that! X"

There is no harm in asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will read that tonight at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i love a challenge.....just not this one!

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually said Hello to you kimmy "

Was it from a car window ??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I actually said Hello to you kimmy

Was it from a car window ??"

Sorry no that was me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No lol it was in your inbox lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"No lol it was in your inbox lol"

You wish

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Certainly a different approach OP, but I'm struggling to see how effective it might be.

People are here for their own pleasure - not to help out others tick boxes, lose their virginity or complete challenges.

Your post is somewhat difficult to read.

You need a few comma's in there and you need to know when and when not to use capital letters.

With that said though OP, I wish you luck - especially considering your attitude towards women."

Similarly you need to learn when to use an apostrophe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sir should be commended for you honesty , woman don't be to hard

Remember we are but humble men , good luck on your venture bro , your need it !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers Pal

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"the words 'car crash' spring to mind "

is it school holidays time again..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update: I'm loosing miserably lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well that's about the worst offer I've ever read!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Update: I'm loosing miserably lol "

Update...:- I'm top of the fab predictor league..

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