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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.

I'm losing the will to wank.

For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........

Thank you.

P.S. Please give generously.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

pops to the 99p shop and gets some wire and some pliers and embroidry needles for granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"[Removed by poster at 19/07/15 10:32:07]"

All donation gratefully recieved.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

will there be pics ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up.

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Which lips ?

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

We found that out in life and never trust a person that smiles all the time

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

For anyone donating more than the price of duct tape ..... yes

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up.

.

Which lips ? "

Oh! You just had to didn't you!

As much as she does talk out of her arse I meant her priddy red mowuth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with being optimistic?

Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"We found that out in life and never trust a person that smiles all the time"

I'm safe.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Dirty deeds done dirt cheap"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

maybe embark on a week of corruption. Tell her her hair looks good when it looks shite, or when she rocks up a pair of leopard skin shoes - tell her the boss wanted to see her. Remove staples from her stapler or arrive early and pour sardine oil on her seat - maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.

I'm losing the will to wank.

For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........

Thank you.

P.S. Please give generously."

I had no idea you were self employed Granny

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's wrong with being optimistic?

Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em."

Optimism is better than despair.

She floats around on optimism and we despair of picking up her mess. But it's alllllllllllllll soooooo perrrrrrrrrb darling.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.

I'm losing the will to wank.

For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........

Thank you.

P.S. Please give generously.

I had no idea you were self employed Granny "

Oh now come come. I cannot be acccused of being a chirpy chappy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"maybe embark on a week of corruption. Tell her her hair looks good when it looks shite, or when she rocks up a pair of leopard skin shoes - tell her the boss wanted to see her. Remove staples from her stapler or arrive early and pour sardine oil on her seat - maybe "

Stapler / Leopard skin ? Makes us sound like highly organised Hookers.

I might use sardine oil tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.

I'm losing the will to wank.

For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........

Thank you.

P.S. Please give generously.

I had no idea you were self employed Granny

Oh now come come. I cannot be acccused of being a chirpy chappy. "

My mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with being optimistic?

Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.

Optimism is better than despair.

She floats around on optimism and we despair of picking up her mess. But it's alllllllllllllll soooooo perrrrrrrrrb darling. "

Maybe she's optimistic because she feels she has a good team behind her.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My boss is so fucking positive and chirpy and sees the good in everything and tells us all repeatedly how 'soooopurrrrb' and 'amaaaazzzzzing' everything is.

I'm losing the will to wank.

For just a few pounds you could help me sew her lips up , matchstalk her eyes open and point her in the direction of all the slimey shit that's oozing out of her 'blindspots'.........

Thank you.

P.S. Please give generously.

I had no idea you were self employed Granny

Oh now come come. I cannot be acccused of being a chirpy chappy.

My mistake "

Everyone's allowed one and you are perfect in every other way .

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's wrong with being optimistic?

Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.

Optimism is better than despair.

She floats around on optimism and we despair of picking up her mess. But it's alllllllllllllll soooooo perrrrrrrrrb darling.

Maybe she's optimistic because she feels she has a good team behind her."

'good' = sooooooooo perrrrrrrrrb = stupid.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyway ... are you donating ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with being optimistic?

Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em."
absolutely can't abide misery arses !!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"What's wrong with being optimistic?

Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.absolutely can't abide misery arses !!!"

There are none of those where I work. Just a lot of shattered overworked and underpaid donkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with being optimistic?

Some people enjoy the Shit outa life, good on em.absolutely can't abide misery arses !!!

There are none of those where I work. Just a lot of shattered overworked and underpaid donkeys. "

She aw, she aw , she aw....

Sorry wrong joke !

Anyway , back to the thread , here's a b&q £10 gift voucher , that should help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a Facebook challenge to raise awareness? I feel there should be more awareness.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is there a Facebook challenge to raise awareness? I feel there should be more awareness."

ooooooooooooooo....... Never thought about that.

I think I need to reach more hearts and minds.

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