FabSwingers.com forum: What can you hear right now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

I have my doors open and can hear speedway which is about 4 miles away and some very dodgy karaoke singing from up the road

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The tv not much else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hot water boiler doing its thing in the airing cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the puppy snoring her head off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear that too you near Rye house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My puppy snoring , birds and a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little boy talking to the dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"the puppy snoring her head off

awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Massive, bone-headed, silly lump of mastiff snoring. He makes the room shake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"My puppy snoring , birds and a party"

awww another snoring puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bulldog eating his bone

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

The tv and a snoring child who's bed invaded me tonight cuz he's not feeling great.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

The beginning of X-men Origins Wolverine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I am deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog snoring, road traffic and tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My puppy snoring , birds and a party

awww another snoring puppy

Yes only one of them... The male funny enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a car in the distance which is lovely as usually a neighbours daughter is having her regular screaming temper tantrum

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Harry and Voldemort battling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls slapping as I wank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After pressing mute on the TV,

I can hear a ringing/buzzing noise,

As I have a mild case of tinnitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the puppy snoring her head off

Did you see Kevin the crossdressing whippet in the evening chronicle today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"My balls slapping as I wank lol

You win

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

My twin daughters arguing AGAIN !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gust the wind blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The air pump for the fish pond.

The last one died a few months ago and this one has to live in doors,at least I know it's working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tv and family talking, phones going off, all the noise (its a birthday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can hear is the still of the evening.

Sat in my sanctuary, doors open and looking at the sky.

Tranquil......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fart I just did.

- Tempting to sign that off as Mrs but it was Mr.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Harry Potter theme tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the distant sound of a motorway

its really peaceful right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the puppy snoring her head off

Did you see Kevin the crossdressing whippet in the evening chronicle today!

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone shouting HELP HELP ill need to buy a paper in the morning to see what its all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the puppy snoring her head off

Did you see Kevin the crossdressing whippet in the evening chronicle today!

Nope

have a peek! He's a after stroke charity dog! Great pics

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I happen to be listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EcjWszAAyc

followed by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MONGLmRbdWA

dance version though

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

The sound from my ceiling fan.....430am...so serene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The air pump for the fish pond.

The last one died a few months ago and this one has to live in doors,at least I know it's working.

The fish or the pump ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the TV.

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

I can hear the sea gentle lapping the shore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geese in the field over the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rail tracks ....as on a train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Haye,talking on Telly

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I can't hear it but I CAN feel it...

Can You Feel It - Michael Jackson and the Jacksons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYPqZlhpbQo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear people walking up and down the street to and from the pubs

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The tick tick of a clock and a distant plane, the karaoke will kick in over here in about half an hour I presume!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Oasis albums. Just got a new amp and being a proper music bore and playing old cds (not enough of a music bore to play vinyl).

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

My hubby rattling a bag of crisps and constantly crunching

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

My lovely fan! X

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

RnB at cupids

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Old Oasis albums. Just got a new amp and being a proper music bore and playing old cds (not enough of a music bore to play vinyl). "

I'm going to see a tribute Oasis band tomorrow

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Old Oasis albums. Just got a new amp and being a proper music bore and playing old cds (not enough of a music bore to play vinyl).

I'm going to see a tribute Oasis band tomorrow

Are they called No-waysis!? Or Oasisisn't? Or oh-aye-sis?

I'll stop now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Old Oasis albums. Just got a new amp and being a proper music bore and playing old cds (not enough of a music bore to play vinyl).

I'm going to see a tribute Oasis band tomorrow

Are they called No-waysis!? Or Oasisisn't? Or oh-aye-sis?

I'll stop now

Noasis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing I am deaf "

What?

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Old Oasis albums. Just got a new amp and being a proper music bore and playing old cds (not enough of a music bore to play vinyl).

I'm going to see a tribute Oasis band tomorrow

Are they called No-waysis!? Or Oasisisn't? Or oh-aye-sis?

I'll stop now

Noasis

They're meant to be decent as a tribute! You'll have a blast.

So now I am thinking of other tribute possibilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireworks

What's that all about? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing ! So peaceful around here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Old Oasis albums. Just got a new amp and being a proper music bore and playing old cds (not enough of a music bore to play vinyl).

I'm going to see a tribute Oasis band tomorrow

Are they called No-waysis!? Or Oasisisn't? Or oh-aye-sis?

I'll stop now

Noasis

They're meant to be decent as a tribute! You'll have a blast.

So now I am thinking of other tribute possibilities

Bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fireworks

What's that all about? ?"

Ooh I can hear fireworks too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ringing in both ears but that's tinnitus not the local church

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Fireworks too.....in the distance....no idea why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok is there a massive celebration going on tonight that we haven't been told about? ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Wedding possibly?

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By *erby Leg LoverMan
over a year ago

Alvaston

The damn Carnival in Derby,,, its really god damn annoying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Staffy snoring.

news on the TV.

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By *uby_xWoman
over a year ago

funky town

Seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The motorway. Voices.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Lots of snoring dogs tonight

Thought a snoring husband was bad enough

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

10 old ladies snoring

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Old Oasis albums. Just got a new amp and being a proper music bore and playing old cds (not enough of a music bore to play vinyl).

I'm going to see a tribute Oasis band tomorrow

Are they called No-waysis!? Or Oasisisn't? Or oh-aye-sis?

I'll stop now

Noasis

They're meant to be decent as a tribute! You'll have a blast.

So now I am thinking of other tribute possibilities

Bad!

Dido as Dildo, Blur as Blurred, Suede as Swayed, Nirvana as No-vana...

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding possibly?"

Fucking massive wedding to reach from Salisbury to Midlands

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Some old Billie Holliday album I've got lost on... nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some old Billie Holliday album I've got lost on... nice!"

The rain bucketing down on my car as I try to hear the cd

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Kids running freely round the campsite in their pj's in the dark. Lots of talking/laughing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the puppy snoring her head off

Awwww...got my little dachshund curled up in my knee snoring like the Rottweiler he thinks he is

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting, Rachet spanners, electric drills, and rain on the trailer roof.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Absolutely nothing now....miles out in the countryside...even the sheep are asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thunder. Wasn't expecting that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely nothing now....miles out in the countryside...even the sheep are asleep.

Quick! Nows your chance

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You Don't Know Me #MadeleinePeyroux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jRtu0lKwKU&feature=youtu.be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just awaiting the Eid fireworks now....

Then the dog barking- still makes a change from her snoring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fireworks

What's that all about? ?

Ooh I can hear fireworks too...."
me too! Think it's to mark the pride events in Newcastle

ooh Bobby lights inthe sky

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Can't hear a thing. Laid in bed, window open and there's nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"Just awaiting the Eid fireworks now....

Then the dog barking- still makes a change from her snoring!"

Eid will be why everyone can hear fireworks all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tinnitus !!!!! Arghhhhhhh it drives me insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now. .. right at this minute?

Well that's easy.

I can hear a voice in my head telling me not to eat any more crisps so I'm gonna eat another bag full just to make it shut the fuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fireworks

What's that all about? ?

Ooh I can hear fireworks too.... me too! Think it's to mark the pride events in Newcastle

ooh Bobby lights inthe sky"

Bonney

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

My son talking to my mates baby trying to get him bck to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just awaiting the Eid fireworks now....

Then the dog barking- still makes a change from her snoring!

Eid will be why everyone can hear fireworks all over the place

Unlikely in rural Wiltshire. ...more like celebrating because the annual bus was on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My chinchillas chirping at each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fan whirring away in my bedroom. It's hot tonight !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My chinchillas chirping at each other"

Awww I love chinchillas they're just balls of fluffy cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncing boobs slapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound of the waves on the beach

-Mr-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My GF snoring !!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Silence not even leaves rustling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The engines of my ship starting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heavy rain and its very arousing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 cnc machines, producing car parts. Oh the joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Huge fat raindrops on the velux windows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody wood pigeon hoo hooing in the tree next to my bedroom window. But beyond that, the gentle clink clink of the lines on the masts of the yachts in the marina which is one of my favourite sounds

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

My cat purring away while cleaning herself, legs akimbo.....so much for feline grace

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

A storm brewing (ok maybe just a bit of rain which I like the sound of anyway) and maybe the same plane I heard 8 hours ago

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Heavy rain battering the roof of my van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete silence, even the birds are quiet

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Rain on the conservatory roof and the sea gulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The streetsweeper

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My iPod.

It's been on since 6am when I couldn't get back to sleep so decided to start painting the 'she-shed'.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"My iPod.

It's been on since 6am when I couldn't get back to sleep so decided to start painting the 'she-shed'.

normally its the man shed where we sneak too so what ya got in there seen as its the she-shed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Kettle boiling. Back later!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Paul farting in the bathroom who says romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rachmaninov piano pieces on R3 !!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The other half snoring, birds twittering and a jet overhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sizzzllllle of bako cooking! Mmmmm

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

A motorbike and the hum of the washing machine.

Him

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

"Lots of snoring dogs tonight

Thought a snoring husband was bad enough

How many snoring dogs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like the wildwest here with the sunday morning gun club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex snoring next to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magpies

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

Third Sight - The Golden Shower Hour album.

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By *orks1984Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Main engine on board

Some days I wish I didn't do this job I'm meant to be sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apart from road noise, all i can hear is FUCKING tinitus in my ears, 24/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog barking while sat next to me because I'm 40mins past her food time as I got distracted doing jobs

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

"After pressing mute on the TV,

I can hear a ringing/buzzing noise,

As I have a mild case of tinnitus

Join the club grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J J Cale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold my Hand - Jess Glynne.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Someone shout 'door's open' at some kids out of the window, and now some screaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love is in the air by John Paul Young on Simon Mayos drivetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way home listening to remyzero

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

The fridge is buzzing away and I've got a film on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my way home listening to remyzero

One of our local scroungers (a blackbird) singing sweetly at me through the window in the hope I'll throw out some bits. Oh, okay then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The laughter of my gawjus two N the u bbubbles IN my glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the sound of the breeze passing through trees

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

My song...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Nobody Does It Better - Carly Simon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TZXw45V9CE

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BAE

The neighbours packing their 500 kids up to go on hols.

Oh happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The telly watching Avengers assemble on xd with the sprog and kids screaming outside

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

5 boys, a dad & grandad squeeling as having a huge water fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear a cricket as I'm laying on the grass in the park while my dog runs round like a tornado.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Assholes on Parade-Timbuk 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgH6wOGmOFE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wee pug pup snoring

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