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"*funds" Depends what size of extension your after ?? Xxx lol £20 x that'll start it off xxx. ![]() | |||
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"If there is any money left over, can I have a penis reduction !!! I wish ![]() God damn it - that would have been a much better opener. | |||
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"I've decided that I'm going to be auctioning off Fab members to raise some funs for a penis enlargement. Who are you going to bid for and how much? Don't be shy ladies and gents - show me the money. " Who gets the penis enlargement...? ![]() | |||
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"Can I test the new penis?? You can auction me off.. I'll make a steak dinner in naughty lingerie " 10 zilion pounds ? | |||
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"Can I test the new penis?? You can auction me off.. I'll make a steak dinner in naughty lingerie 10 zilion pounds ?" Apologies sir but your card was declined. | |||
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"Can I test the new penis?? You can auction me off.. I'll make a steak dinner in naughty lingerie 10 zilion pounds ?" There you go lib sorted it out with one bid | |||
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"Can I test the new penis?? You can auction me off.. I'll make a steak dinner in naughty lingerie 10 zilion pounds ? Apologies sir but your card was declined." ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I test the new penis?? You can auction me off.. I'll make a steak dinner in naughty lingerie " I'll bid on this if I get to meet the new pup lol xx | |||
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"Can I test the new penis?? You can auction me off.. I'll make a steak dinner in naughty lingerie 10 zilion pounds ? There you go lib sorted it out with one bid" Contry to popular belive you have not sorted me out yet ![]() ![]() | |||
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"*wonders how long till the thread gets shut down for offering to buy people even though it's in jest like the other one... ![]() If it does it does. No worries. All bids are legally binding though. | |||
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"Can I test the new penis?? You can auction me off.. I'll make a steak dinner in naughty lingerie I'll bid on this if I get to meet the new pup lol xx" Yes puppy cuddles are included | |||
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"Do you do cards...I need somewhere to swipe it....now whose gonna bend for me ![]() Na ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you do cards...I need somewhere to swipe it....now whose gonna bend for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ..I wouldn't swipe my card if you bent Mr FB I'd get the monster oot just for you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you do cards...I need somewhere to swipe it....now whose gonna bend for me ![]() You can swipe but just don't insert ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you do cards...I need somewhere to swipe it....now whose gonna bend for me ![]() ![]() ![]() Now your talking...bend Sir ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Standing by to take one for the team. Price pro rata by the inch for Libs penis. " God bless you. *sheds a tear* | |||
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"£10 if I can meet Jim's mum ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you do cards...I need somewhere to swipe it....now whose gonna bend for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I seem to remember a thread similar to this where the ladies appeared to be very tight indeed - I think 20p an hour was considered a good offer for most male's services, and many ladies wanted a two for one offer thrown in at that price ![]() ![]() ![]() Bogof sounds like a good deal ! | |||
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"Do you do cards...I need somewhere to swipe it....now whose gonna bend for me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I seem to remember a thread similar to this where the ladies appeared to be very tight indeed - I think 20p an hour was considered a good offer for most male's services, and many ladies wanted a two for one offer thrown in at that price ![]() ![]() ![]() And the discounting begins... ![]() | |||
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"A Fabergé egg for the Wyrd wench. " ![]() | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() Can i pay you in kind? | |||
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"A Fabergé egg for the Wyrd wench. ![]() Enough of the fluttering. That my final bid. x | |||
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"i'll bid 2 everlasting gobstoppers and a curly wurly to be the photographer for anna anon..... " Ooh I'll take the curly wurly. But since I'm my own photographer...doesn't that mean you'll be taking photos of yourself? | |||
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"A Fabergé egg for the Wyrd wench. ![]() As long as I get to keep the egg too ![]() | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() Only if you pay by the hour ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A Fabergé egg for the Wyrd wench. ![]() ![]() Regrettably, the proceeds are ear-marked for the installation of Lib's Bionic member. You may however fondle and stroke said bejeweled orb. | |||
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"A Fabergé egg for the Wyrd wench. ![]() ![]() And the egg? ![]() | |||
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"A Fabergé egg for the Wyrd wench. ![]() ![]() ![]() Rest assured wench, I shall feed you. x | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How many hours can you spare? | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A jobs not finished until it's done right, Or I will just have to put some overtime in ![]() | |||
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"I've decided that I'm going to be auctioning off Fab members to raise some funs for a penis enlargement. Who are you going to bid for and how much? Don't be shy ladies and gents - show me the money. " 1. Why the hell would you want it enlarged?! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've decided that I'm going to be auctioning off Fab members to raise some funs for a penis enlargement. Who are you going to bid for and how much? Don't be shy ladies and gents - show me the money. 1. Why the hell would you want it enlarged?! ![]() ![]() I will swop you the wipes for some left over chicken bones ![]() | |||
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"I've decided that I'm going to be auctioning off Fab members to raise some funs for a penis enlargement. Who are you going to bid for and how much? Don't be shy ladies and gents - show me the money. " I'll give £50 for you...but I want you after the penis enlargement ![]() | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() I need a cleaner. Do you do a student discount? | |||
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"£10 if I can meet Jim's mum ![]() Sold to the lady in the Norwich City shirt. | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() Student! You lot have a reputation it could be a messy one, I would need payment upfront ![]() | |||
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"£10 if I can meet Jim's mum ![]() Yay ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " ![]() | |||
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"I'd pay 20 quid and a bag of Haribo for someone to go and milk Shag's cock behind his chosen bush in Penge. It's worth it just to see what he asks for next. " pahahahaha!!!! | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " You've had your hair chopped!! Love the avatar pic xx | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " What does the new hair cut look like ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? ![]() Haircut. | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? What does the new hair cut look like ![]() Gert lush from what I can tell from the avatar. ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " Nice new avatar x | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? What does the new hair cut look like ![]() ^ looks like this ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? ![]() I know.. ..it's nice ...but gah!... ![]() | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You sound like my kinda man ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " She's a liar - it was from her minge. | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? She's a liar - it was from her minge. " The half was my left armpit | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " I'll buy it!!!!!!!!!! Name your price. ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " put it on the "Baldy Thread" and witness the feeding frenzy. ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? I'll buy it!!!!!!!!!! Name your price. ![]() I'll beat it ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? I'll buy it!!!!!!!!!! Name your price. ![]() ![]() But we're talking no more than a fiver, right? | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? put it on the "Baldy Thread" and witness the feeding frenzy. ![]() I was thinking that. There seem to have been loads lately ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? put it on the "Baldy Thread" and witness the feeding frenzy. ![]() ![]() Waves. Over hair. I mean over here........ ![]() | |||
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"I could try my hand at being a naked butler ![]() How much ? Do I get to eat/drink from your body ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? put it on the "Baldy Thread" and witness the feeding frenzy. ![]() ![]() Nah, I'll have it. I reckon the colour's close enough I could use it to go full Rapunzel or Lady Godiva. ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? put it on the "Baldy Thread" and witness the feeding frenzy. ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd chip in and go half's if your going to do a Lady Godiva ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? " Ooh! Have you had the chop? I've got 23p and a sports bra I can't manage to do up to offer for 10 minutes with TT. | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? Ooh! Have you had the chop? I've got 23p and a sports bra I can't manage to do up to offer for 10 minutes with TT. " 10 mins? We are both gobshites, so neither of us would have shut up by then ![]() | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll have you know I'm bloody middle glass. :D I even take yoga classes and shop in M&S for my food. ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? Ooh! Have you had the chop? I've got 23p and a sports bra I can't manage to do up to offer for 10 minutes with TT. " Yep, I've lost about half a stone in hair. | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've also d*unk quite alot of homemade limoncello tonight and can't type. ![]() | |||
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"What can I get for approx 1.5 feet of top quality hair that is no longer connected to my head? Ooh! Have you had the chop? I've got 23p and a sports bra I can't manage to do up to offer for 10 minutes with TT. 10 mins? We are both gobshites, so neither of us would have shut up by then ![]() I'll use the sports bra as a gag. ![]() | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Home made limoncello is proof of middle class ness (also sounds lush) | |||
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"I will just sell myself, Some naked house cleaning/gardening ? or anything else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've a bottle of limoncello in the freezer... Its a bit like lemon fairy liquid. I'm pretty gutted about it ![]() | |||
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" I've also d*unk quite alot of homemade limoncello tonight and can't type. ![]() I can't stand limoncello - I must be sticking true to my peasant roots. | |||
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