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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With loads of peeps away on holiday over the summer what's everyone's opinions on white bits?

Do people automatically assume if someone has an all over tan that it's from sunbeds rather than a natural tan.

Obviously some can find some privacy to make sure their natural tan is all over but unfortunately not everyone can get the time or privacy to get that nice all over tan.

With Mr sporting a rather white bum which I rather like as he has a peachy bum what's everyone else's thoughts on white bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love white bits, provided they're reasonable in size.

I don't assume that an all over tan is due to sunbeds, quite the opposite actually.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

I much prefer an all over tan but not the dark Mahogany shade of hardened sun seekers....

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I once had a neighbour who looked like she'd been dipped in creosote. I'd hate to see her white bits!

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

I'm going to sound ridiculous and I fully accept any criticism, but I HATE white bits, they make the rest of the body look like it's covered in skid marks! I do like seeing my skin next to dark skin though, makes my pale skin look extra corpsie and goff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daft question, but does this only apply to caucasians?

5th generation caucasians at that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr hasnt got the big Bermuda short style white bits lol, he's been wearing the speedo short style trunks ( not budgie smugglers lol)

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

love finding white bits..i like the contrast ..like somethinghas been revealed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have white bits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to sound ridiculous and I fully accept any criticism, but I HATE white bits, they make the rest of the body look like it's covered in skid marks! I do like seeing my skin next to dark skin though, makes my pale skin look extra corpsie and goff "

Mr takes the sun ridiculously well so it's very hard for him to avoid white bits unless he lets it all hang out

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"I'm going to sound ridiculous and I fully accept any criticism, but I HATE white bits, they make the rest of the body look like it's covered in skid marks! I do like seeing my skin next to dark skin though, makes my pale skin look extra corpsie and goff

Mr takes the sun ridiculously well so it's very hard for him to avoid white bits unless he lets it all hang out "

I am the total opposite - I go lobster red after three hours through factor 50, then peel for a week until I'm white again. Best case scenario - freckles! Makes me look daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a lot of work outdoors, so my face neck and arms look like I've been to the tropics, but when my T shirt comes off, It looks like I've got a flesh coloured one on underneath, lol, not a sunbather.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Worst burn I ever had was a couple of hours on the beach in England, and didn't turn over - had stripey legs. Right side of each leg was red, left sides were white, I looked like a fucking deck chair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a seriously white arse right now - literally home 4 days from my jollies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bits are proper sexy. A real turn on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White bits are proper sexy. A real turn on!"

What about white with brown bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"White bits are proper sexy. A real turn on!"

I'll happily show u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst burn I ever had was a couple of hours on the beach in England, and didn't turn over - had stripey legs. Right side of each leg was red, left sides were white, I looked like a fucking deck chair."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, i don"t sunbath and try not to get anysun to my skin at all. I like natural look. On others a nice sunkissed look with white bits os ok, i don't mind as long as its not just burnt arms and face

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I'd love to tan but I just burn to a crisp. Wore factor 50 in the Philippines and came back with one tiny pink patch on my shoulder

C just needs to stand outside for 5 mins and he's brown lol

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"For me, i don"t sunbath and try not to get anysun to my skin at all. I like natural look. On others a nice sunkissed look with white bits os ok, i don't mind as long as its not just burnt arms and face "

Technically.....

We've probably spent more time as a species outside and unclothed than clothed and inside so a tan is more natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't tan as such, I just get join up on my freckles.

After going a most unfetching shade of red, which is rather painful too so I try and avoid!

Sometimes I get a fake one for special occasions. Not a fan of the overly mahogany look but like the sunkissed look x

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Mr hasnt got the big Bermuda short style white bits lol, he's been wearing the speedo short style trunks ( not budgie smugglers lol) "

on my hols in Spain last month I did wear budgie smugglers and have the white bits still as proof lol

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

This year I have white bits as visiting/staying with my mum with daughter... No big deal, since I got back I've had no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being naturally red with pale freckly skin i just have red and white bits.

Its like natures telling the other half to stay away danger pmsl.

Not a sunbather though id rather go have an adveture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bits please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rarely have white bits - lots of strap shifting and when home alone out with a g string on - again shifting of cloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rarely have white bits - lots of strap shifting and when home alone out with a g string on - again shifting of cloth "

Can I apply for the job of strap adjuster ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"rarely have white bits - lots of strap shifting and when home alone out with a g string on - again shifting of cloth

Can I apply for the job of strap adjuster ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like im wearing a white vest and shorts naked the joys of cycling

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I have a white bum. Unfortunately the joys of having neighbours. Don't want to give them a stroke.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worst burn I ever had was a couple of hours on the beach in England, and didn't turn over - had stripey legs. Right side of each leg was red, left sides were white, I looked like a fucking deck chair."

Ouch! My brother got a cracking tan once with fishing. With the reflection of the rippling water he was burned, stripey! Was pretty funny to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have very visible tan lines and love the contrast.

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

I have white bits. And told it looks good lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White bits are great, so much more interesting than one uniform colour all other

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