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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sell yourself in 5 words.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

For sale: _rightonsteve. Slightly used.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For sale: _rightonsteve. Slightly used. "

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Free to good home, house trained

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Old bird wants mistress please .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

House trained, going cheap, £1

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Comes with chocolate and alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too lazy to advertise, lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fantastically Flexible Fuck-Fest Fan

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sort of worth a try

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Comes with chocolate and alcohol.

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oh very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine and then im yours

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

A lady in the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free to good home. Cantankerous feisty old bid.

..Slightly worn around the edges.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Save Horses - Ride a Cowboy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Worth every but of effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I provide an oral alarm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am mother fucking awesome.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sufficient until you find better.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Bit not but stupid phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing to see here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6pack torsooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabulous

Bearded

Cheeky

Frenchy

Funny

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Catch me while you can

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Good girl gone very bad

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

""Save Horses - Ride a Cowboy""

Yee haa!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Sufficient until you find better.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Trying desperately to recapture youth.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

An Imitation. At Own Risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am mother fucking awesome."

Overates himself quite a bit.

posted on behalf of my mum, aged 79, not for sale. Though you can rent her if you pay the cemetary fees.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh I'm so worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get what you see

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Sell yourself in 5 words.

Look at 'you' thread!!

As in Your?

Oh dear!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Honestly, because I'm worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sell yourself in 5 words.

Look at 'you' thread!!

As in Your?

Oh dear!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am mother fucking awesome.

Overates himself quite a bit.

posted on behalf of my mum, aged 79, not for sale. Though you can rent her if you pay the cemetary fees. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold as seen no returns

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Sell yourself in 5 words.

Look at 'you' thread!!

As in Your?

Oh dear!

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Reason: More than 5 words and clearly taken too much acid."

When you appear silly and digging a hole, take advice...

Was just a nice Sauvignon actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get what you see"

Charlie, and the chocolate factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might be pleasantly surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of stock. Reorder soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouldy worn out clunge hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get what you see

Charlie, and the chocolate factory."

And its just pure imagination

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Straight, mature, experienced, discreet, available!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Sell yourself in 5 words.

Look at 'you' thread!!

As in Your?

Oh dear!

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I'm feeling the love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's just a silly game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just too bloody awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than just an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy with just an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a sexy pert botty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you appear silly and digging a hole, take advice...

Was just a nice Sauvignon actually."

I wasn't going to say anything, but it's you that clearly doesn't get it. Just some friendly advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best before end July 2009

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"When you appear silly and digging a hole, take advice...

Was just a nice Sauvignon actually.

I wasn't going to say anything, but it's you that clearly doesn't get it. Just some friendly advice.

OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smarter than the average bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take it too seriously

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazeballs give me a chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking."

I think you're overthinking this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking."

Juat to say, i enjoyed the book and love your Peter Cook impression.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking."

It's a twist on a 'Look at me' thread which you see quite often here where someone creates a thread which is designed to bring attention to themselves. I created a 'Look at you' thread (slight play) so people could bring attention to themselves (and have fun) in one thread.

That was all that was intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total man slut I'm told!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking."

It's not really about looking, just playing a word game to sell yourself. Some will try and sell themselves seriously and others will just enjoy playing with words. Some will do both.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nice eyes. Filthy mind. Boobs.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

WYSIWG: caveat emptor.

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking.

I think you're overthinking this. "

Language is a very important thing, and thinking is more important still.

He was playing beautiful, instead of Beautifully.

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going...

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By *lackgrapeMan
over a year ago

Purley

Easy going and effortlessly sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also available in extra large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking.

I think you're overthinking this.

Language is a very important thing, and thinking is more important still.

He was playing beautiful, instead of Beautifully.

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going..."

I don't think the title of this thread signals the decline of standards in language any more than your unnecessary capitalisation of beautifully does.

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking.

Juat to say, i enjoyed the book and love your Peter Cook impression. "

Thanks

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By *oasted cheese sandwichMan
over a year ago

Nearby

Mafmatikly challengad butt relly gr8 speler

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking.

I think you're overthinking this.

Language is a very important thing, and thinking is more important still.

He was playing beautiful, instead of Beautifully.

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going...

I don't think the title of this thread signals the decline of standards in language any more than your unnecessary capitalisation of beautifully does. "

Well, you have your thoughts, neccessary or otherwise. Opinions are like noses, everyone has one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking.

I think you're overthinking this.

Language is a very important thing, and thinking is more important still.

He was playing beautiful, instead of Beautifully.

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going...

I don't think the title of this thread signals the decline of standards in language any more than your unnecessary capitalisation of beautifully does.

Well, you have your thoughts, neccessary or otherwise. Opinions are like noses, everyone has one..."

Absolutely. Crack on. I'll stop conspiring in the hijacking of a fun thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juat to say, i enjoyed the book and love your Peter Cook impression. "

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going..."

Thats almost a haiku....

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

Juat to say, i enjoyed the book and love your Peter Cook impression.

Hello Dud...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going...

Thats almost a haiku....

Decline in all things

A sad way we are going

Way to go for us

Now it is.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going...

Thats almost a haiku....

Decline in all things

A sad way we are going

Way to go for us

Now it is.

Winning!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

magical mystery tour. this way.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Lets all go have sex!

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"magical mystery tour. this way.

Oooh, 'ello suzy. Are you a bit of English grammar freak too? Whilst I am a bit of a stickler for you know...

What do you think about my pants choices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fragment glacier domino fish cosmonaut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free fruit, veg and sex.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"magical mystery tour. this way.

Oooh, 'ello suzy. Are you a bit of English grammar freak too? Whilst I am a bit of a stickler for you know...

What do you think about my pants choices?

not a grammar freak and i dont think anything..im the mystery..remember?..

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

"Would have been more helpful under, 'Looked at Me' thread.

Then I might have got it.

A bit like football pundits saying he was playing 'brilliant', who the fuck is 'brilliant' and which club is selling him on the transfer list... Just checking.

I think you're overthinking this.

Language is a very important thing, and thinking is more important still.

He was playing beautiful, instead of Beautifully.

Sad, but if decline in all things is the way to go, then that's the way we are going...

I don't think the title of this thread signals the decline of standards in language any more than your unnecessary capitalisation of beautifully does.

Well, you have your thoughts, neccessary or otherwise. Opinions are like noses, everyone has one...

Absolutely. Crack on. I'll stop conspiring in the hijacking of a fun thread. "

It was intended as fun. I love the Peter Cook accusations....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Free fruit, veg and sex."

Women with allotments could post:

Free fruit, vag and sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illegal Operation Performed, Restart User

(does the & count as a word)

Turn him off & on again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No refunds sorry

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Illegal Operation Performed, Restart User

(does the & count as a word)

Turn him off & on again"

You're looking for a hard reboot?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Illegal Operation Performed, Restart User

(does the & count as a word)

Turn him off & on again

You're looking for a hard reboot?

Reinterface with the power supply.

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London

I'm off to bed with Radio 4. Mine has built in sex toys... XX

Night night pervs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can remove piercings pre anal

*Disclaimer*

This was not to sell myself, just to contribute to the intended light hearted nature of the thread.

Thankyou

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Illegal Operation Performed, Restart User

(does the & count as a word)

Turn him off & on again

You're looking for a hard reboot?

Reinterface with the power supply."

If that doesn't work bang it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free fruit, veg and sex.

Women with allotments could post:

Free fruit, vag and sex.

Hope someone does, I could live out my fantasy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sold as seen: missing parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Illegal Operation Performed, Restart User

(does the & count as a word)

Turn him off & on again

You're looking for a hard reboot?

Reinterface with the power supply.

If that doesn't work bang it?

Please insert batteries other end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bad, in a pinch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Illegal Operation Performed, Restart User

(does the & count as a word)

Turn him off & on again

You're looking for a hard reboot?

Reinterface with the power supply.

If that doesn't work bang it?

"
haha

Banging utensil, restrain before use

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Sold as seen: missing parts."

Love it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part of your five a-day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fabulous

Bearded

Cheeky

Frenchy

Funny

I taking you

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By *ilberryMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Why even bother to try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shavers broke, hair not finished,

Genuinely too, trip to barbers first thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shavers broke, hair not finished,

Genuinely too, trip to barbers first thing"

What a pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juat to say, i enjoyed the book and love your Peter Cook impression.

Hello Dud..."

nearly... Dudley is about 2 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juat to say, i enjoyed the book and love your Peter Cook impression.

Hello Dud...

nearly... Dudley is about 2 miles away "

Moore's the merrier. Gang bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perpetually horny dirty old man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young, feisty, slutty, curvy minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a Shetland Pony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gloswingers, making dreams come true

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Hopefully better than a wank

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Gloswingers, making dreams come true

Gloswingers have changed my dreams

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy one, get one free

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Experienced dirty horny slut man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold tight, ride with caution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me, yeah! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoes are smaller okay!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talks like Ant and Dec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My shoes are smaller okay!?

And he's got nice socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright

Intelligent

Tasty

Charismatic

Horny

Oops that's six words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get what you see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty ducking awesome, that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, Happy, cheeky, little chappy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They call me Mr Tibbs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one of me

Bet some say thank fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vintage very reliable and experienced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holding cock at all times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad mare, please lock up

Her

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Go ahead. Make my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natterer, slightly mad, Hendricks, laughs.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Beautiful woman with miserable git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of your five-a-day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beautiful woman with miserable git"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy one get one free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do in the meantime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could save your life...

(I was going to go for "Look at my yellow socks", but my God complex got in the way...)

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Is floccinaucinihilipilification overrated? Let's discuss.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Username exclaimed when beast released

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Honest humorous horny hung hunk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FREE to good homes only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No socks, panties to match

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Try before you buy. Woof!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Beautiful woman with miserable git

Paul's words...certainly not mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate Guy Offering Pussy Licks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Catch me while you can"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single busty biker needs servicing

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Older model but still runs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The best mistake you'll make.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Understand thread better than some

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Classicist

Creative

Bibliophile

Flâneur

BlackRoackCitizen

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Classicist

Creative

Bibliophile

Flâneur

BlackRoackCitizen"

* BlackRockCitizen

(bit of a cheat but hey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for sale. Just adventuring

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Come and find out yourself.

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By *usty cazCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

Best a man can get x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Young. Hung. Full of cum?

No, no, that's rather crude. In reality...

Soft hair, geeky tastes. Drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't seem to grow up

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By *ecktheHallsCouple
over a year ago

Near Leeds xx

apply within and find out.......

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hung like a door mouse

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes the boobs are real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man with real juicy pussy!!

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By * D 777Man
over a year ago

bathgate

Extremely horny when totally d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random, fun, open minded, educated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed drama-free with awesome boobs

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

"Old bird wants mistress please .

Jo x"

You just know i would

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich

Kinky FemDomme Mistress wants YOU

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over a year ago

Fiery feisty flirty funny & feminine

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Wanted: Cum on my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasm, orgasm,

GUSH !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worth every but of effort

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Extremely horny when totally d*unk

Extremely horny all the time!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Feeling rampant, someone help me!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Xtasia tomorrow, see you there

Ooooooooh shameless lol

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