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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there anybody else on here who finds the prospect of getting mucky and sweaty whilst working on an allotment or similar, then going into a shed with someone and getting more mucky and sweaty, erotic, or is it just me.

It`s just me again isn`t it, go on put me out of my misery poor old sod!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Run me a bath, there's a good fellow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run me a bath, there's a good fellow"

Afterwards, nothing wrong with a bit of muck now and then

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Can't say that I've ever thought allotments are sexy and I walk pass one everyday.

I'd be too paranoid about any spiders hiding in the shed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't say that I've ever thought allotments are sexy and I walk pass one everyday.

I'd be too paranoid about any spiders hiding in the shed. "

It`s the thought of getting hot and sweaty whilst working that turns me on, not looking at the allotment ,lol, I`d clean the shed out in anticipation

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

as an allotment owner here the one i use has about 6 females on it growing there own food and general work digging it over

others help each other out and the ladies also muck out getting the free horse manure into the holders and then spreading it out onto there patches for the next season

as ive taken an interest in the wood burners that start the crops rather early growing in pebbles and being heated by the wood burner many are enjoying the early and good plants ready for planting early in the season

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They don't look sexy but I'm enjoying the bounty from the work of others on their allotment.

Oh, and no sex as we're related.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was speaking to someone on here about a business proposition. Selling vegetables from the allotment as sex aids. All you can fuck and eat for £10, anyone interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only person I know with an allotment is my dad, so no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an allotment and just recently there have been some new female plot holders arrive iv got to say I'd love to get one or two them in my shed for a bit of work

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I have an allotment and just recently there have been some new female plot holders arrive iv got to say I'd love to get one or two them in my shed for a bit of work "

How far back did you scroll for this gem lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh Allotments its all about growers and showers

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Ahh Allotments its all about growers and showers "

O very good sox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'e often wondered how blokes turn 65 and suddenly know how to grow tomatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an allotment. It was my grandads before he died. I grow loads on it. It's also a good place to sit and chill out as it's right by the canal and I sometimes sit and read down there in the summer.

I wouldn't say it was sexy though.

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