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Women - what have you always wanted to ask a man? Guys answer as best you can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems the women know everything.

Guess I could have seen that coming.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Seems the women know everything.

Guess I could have seen that coming."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems the women know everything.

Guess I could have seen that coming."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Seems the women know everything.

Guess I could have seen that coming."

An amateur mistake

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

do you consciously selectively hear things?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?"

Better to keep quiet than say the wrong thing as nothing we say will be right

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

Pardon ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?"

A bit of both. I usually just so it's so inconsequential that it doesn't matter or it's something it stupid like wondering if ants have toenails and you'd think I'm an idiot if I answered with that and give me something 'more important' to do.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?"

We're thinking about cars, beer, some movie, cake, pizza, or yes - something you wouldn't like!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?

Better to keep quiet than say the wrong thing as nothing we say will be right "

You can either agree with what a woman is saying or be wrong anyway

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

I'd love a cold beer - thanks!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?

Better to keep quiet than say the wrong thing as nothing we say will be right "

Good answer and a true one lol. Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

Unless it's relevant to our own benefit or important we pretty much drown out most things we hear.. ..unintentionally of course...

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?

Better to keep quiet than say the wrong thing as nothing we say will be right "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you ever just say what you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you ever just say what you want?"

When we do and we are right you can bet we will still be wrong ! So better to say nothing at all

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though."

so if this seems to be the way you like it..silent own little world..why do you get into relationships.. do you just pretend you want one for the sex..or if the sex is not good , to get your laundry needs taken care of...honesty now ...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Why don't you ever just say what you want?"

because we like our bits exactly where they are... and quite frankly anything for a quiet life really...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

I'd love a cold beer - thanks!

A"

make that two... thanks....

ooh.. watching the sport as well... cool!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

I do try to pay attention but my interest is low

The subject isnt interesting and it's progress is slow.

I want to pay attention, to listen to your blow by blow

But this is the final episode of my favourite show.

I really want to listen, I will concentrate this time..

But you're wearing that top with the plunging neckline.

Im not even sure who karen is or why she dyed her hair.

My mind has wandered off already, my thoughts are off elsewhere.

Those jobs you wanted doing, I remember number 3

But 2 and 1 had slipped my mind by the time I had finished my tea.

Im sorry I am not the best listener, it's a concentration thing

I will try harder in future and....Oooo, screwfix catalogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some of you have your jeans halfway down your arse, showing your very unflattering underwear?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What magical properties does the TV remote control have for you?

Why can't you pull your trousers up?

is it possible that a woman's taste in music is not crap, just different?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


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is it possible that a woman's taste in music is not crap, just different?"

if the music is enya, k d lang or alanis morrisette.... the answer is no!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?"

It's usually something so childish ("what would I be like as batman") that if we told you we'd worry you'd not let us cut our own food anymore :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What magical properties does the TV remote control have for you?

Why can't you pull your trousers up?

is it possible that a woman's taste in music is not crap, just different?"

Most of my female chums have brilliant taste in music , us blokes can be music geeks . Read the book or watch the film High Fidelity to find out how male music geeks work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?

It's usually something so childish ("what would I be like as batman") that if we told you we'd worry you'd not let us cut our own food anymore :p"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather lie on your back with your legs over my shoulders or get on your hands and knees while I fuck you with my strap on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the way to your heart really through your stomach ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys want you more when you appear uninterested but if you say you have feelings for them they back off?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

How come, as you all seem to know so well that you're always wrong, do you keep trying to claim to be right? Hmmmm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do guys want you more when you appear uninterested but if you say you have feelings for them they back off?"

We like a bit of a challenge.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Is the way to your heart really through your stomach ? "

yep!!!! next question!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though.

so if this seems to be the way you like it..silent own little world..why do you get into relationships.. do you just pretend you want one for the sex..or if the sex is not good , to get your laundry needs taken care of...honesty now ... "

We like the company you don't always have to be talking can be sat on the same room each doing your own thing and it's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come, as you all seem to know so well that you're always wrong, do you keep trying to claim to be right? Hmmmm? "

Because we're always wrong even about being wrong.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"How come, as you all seem to know so well that you're always wrong, do you keep trying to claim to be right? Hmmmm? "

its a double bluff...we like you to "think" that........that way we keep the element of surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys want you more when you appear uninterested but if you say you have feelings for them they back off?

We like a bit of a challenge."

Yeah but how much of a challenge do you have to be before you can tell them that you like them? Or is the trick to never let them know and always keep them wondering what you're thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come, as you all seem to know so well that you're always wrong, do you keep trying to claim to be right? Hmmmm? "

Blind optimism. One of our most endearing traits. Along with being right all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you ever just say what you want?"

Yes, because women are masters at this

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Why when you get asked what you fancy for dinner do you say you don't mind anything will do then you look totally unimpressed/moan like a bitch when you get whatever it is no matter how lovely??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?"

your pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when you get asked what you fancy for dinner do you say you don't mind anything will do then you look totally unimpressed/moan like a bitch when you get whatever it is no matter how lovely?? "

Because you didn't put a sparkler in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do guys want you more when you appear uninterested but if you say you have feelings for them they back off?

We like a bit of a challenge.

Yeah but how much of a challenge do you have to be before you can tell them that you like them? Or is the trick to never let them know and always keep them wondering what you're thinking?"

Sure, play coy too, but if we are truely interested, we will always get back to you. If we like you nothing can keep us away. It's the same in reverse for us to be quiet fucking honest - the more we play it cool the better it goes so don't give me that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

No. Men tend to focus on one thing rather than try and multitask...so everything else gets phased out. Its a primal caveman thing. Every sense points to what we are thinking about...you have to wait your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when you get asked what you fancy for dinner do you say you don't mind anything will do then you look totally unimpressed/moan like a bitch when you get whatever it is no matter how lovely?? "

I'm a fussy eater so I would always say what I want or don't want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why won't you ask for directions?

Why are you so crap at finding things that are in plain sight?

Why does a sex that can build a computer/ space station find it so difficult to operate a washing machine?

Oh and what does a blow job feel like?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though.

so if this seems to be the way you like it..silent own little world..why do you get into relationships.. do you just pretend you want one for the sex..or if the sex is not good , to get your laundry needs taken care of...honesty now ...

We like the company you don't always have to be talking can be sat on the same room each doing your own thing and it's nice"

doing my own thing till a guy finally decides he want to do something together.. you mean?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What magical properties does the TV remote control have for you?

Why can't you pull your trousers up?

is it possible that a woman's taste in music is not crap, just different?

Most of my female chums have brilliant taste in music , us blokes can be music geeks . Read the book or watch the film High Fidelity to find out how male music geeks work lol "

I know exactly how male music geeks work unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why won't you ask for directions?

Why are you so crap at finding things that are in plain sight?

Why does a sex that can build a computer/ space station find it so difficult to operate a washing machine?

Oh and what does a blow job feel like?"

We don't need to

Because you do it for us

Because you do it for us

Brilliant.

Job done, time for a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though.

so if this seems to be the way you like it..silent own little world..why do you get into relationships.. do you just pretend you want one for the sex..or if the sex is not good , to get your laundry needs taken care of...honesty now ...

We like the company you don't always have to be talking can be sat on the same room each doing your own thing and it's nice

doing my own thing till a guy finally decides he want to do something together.. you mean? "

So when you're with another person you have to be continually speaking and interacting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why won't you ask for directions?

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Men navigate by a internal 3d map and directions sense unlike women who typically navigate via landmarks.

This makes men more at following verbal directions based on landmarks so men Learn not to bother asking directions as they typically fail to be able to follow them past 3-4 steps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?

A bit of both. I usually just so it's so inconsequential that it doesn't matter or it's something it stupid like wondering if ants have toenails and you'd think I'm an idiot if I answered with that and give me something 'more important' to do."

Pmsl ants and toenails id want to hear about.... bit maybe thats just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when you get asked what you fancy for dinner do you say you don't mind anything will do then you look totally unimpressed/moan like a bitch when you get whatever it is no matter how lovely?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't you multitask?

And scratching your balls whilst watching TV doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when you get asked what you fancy for dinner do you say you don't mind anything will do then you look totally unimpressed/moan like a bitch when you get whatever it is no matter how lovely?? "

You all expect us to be mindreaders...why cant you do the same... ( though if you served it dressed as your avatar, I may not have an appetite )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when you get asked what you fancy for dinner do you say you don't mind anything will do then you look totally unimpressed/moan like a bitch when you get whatever it is no matter how lovely?? "

It's a test ...just the same as if when women say they want nothing big done for their birthday/anniversary etc...and you look unimpressed/moan etc...lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Why can't you multitask?

And scratching your balls whilst watching TV doesn't count.

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Because I want to do a job well and finish it and if I faff about with a few things then none will get done properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you multitask?

And scratching your balls whilst watching TV doesn't count.

"

Yes it bloody does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why won't you ask for directions?

Why are you so crap at finding things that are in plain sight?

Why does a sex that can build a computer/ space station find it so difficult to operate a washing machine?

Oh and what does a blow job feel like?"

Fyi I can not only work a washing machine I can strip and repair them too. Blowjobs are as individual as the lady giving them

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Why when I suggest a solution to something at work do the guys in my team spend all lunchtime debating it before deciding on the solution I had previously suggested? Do they not listen, not listen to me, does it take a while to sink in or do they just want to feel like they've come up with it for a minute before realising I already had?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though.

so if this seems to be the way you like it..silent own little world..why do you get into relationships.. do you just pretend you want one for the sex..or if the sex is not good , to get your laundry needs taken care of...honesty now ...

We like the company you don't always have to be talking can be sat on the same room each doing your own thing and it's nice

doing my own thing till a guy finally decides he want to do something together.. you mean?

So when you're with another person you have to be continually speaking and interacting?

"

actually no..97% of the time i like to be quiet.. i go out to be social when im at home i rarely speak to anyone.. i 'do my own thing'

been on my own for 5 years, i like my own company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when I suggest a solution to something at work do the guys in my team spend all lunchtime debating it before deciding on the solution I had previously suggested? Do they not listen, not listen to me, does it take a while to sink in or do they just want to feel like they've come up with it for a minute before realising I already had?"

Make your suggestions after lunch? :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though.

so if this seems to be the way you like it..silent own little world..why do you get into relationships.. do you just pretend you want one for the sex..or if the sex is not good , to get your laundry needs taken care of...honesty now ...

We like the company you don't always have to be talking can be sat on the same room each doing your own thing and it's nice

doing my own thing till a guy finally decides he want to do something together.. you mean?

So when you're with another person you have to be continually speaking and interacting?

actually no..97% of the time i like to be quiet.. i go out to be social when im at home i rarely speak to anyone.. i 'do my own thing'

been on my own for 5 years, i like my own company "

So why moan when a man let's you :p

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

No I'm generally wondering if ants have toenails, but I may pick up enough of the odd work to be able to construct the full statement/question in my head and answer. Mostly not though.

so if this seems to be the way you like it..silent own little world..why do you get into relationships.. do you just pretend you want one for the sex..or if the sex is not good , to get your laundry needs taken care of...honesty now ...

We like the company you don't always have to be talking can be sat on the same room each doing your own thing and it's nice

doing my own thing till a guy finally decides he want to do something together.. you mean?

So when you're with another person you have to be continually speaking and interacting?

actually no..97% of the time i like to be quiet.. i go out to be social when im at home i rarely speak to anyone.. i 'do my own thing'

been on my own for 5 years, i like my own company

So why moan when a man let's you :p"

i didnt...i asked a question ...i asked if you liked a silent world, why would you get into a relationship and i suggested some things.....i didnt moan about anything...i was interested in the responses..which is what a question is...isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

It's the ability to turn those things into white noise

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Why when you have a cold do you think you are dying of the man flu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when you have a cold do you think you are dying of the man flu? "

Because minor ailments are bloody annoying, major stuff I can breeze through.

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By *untimetonks69Couple
over a year ago

IRVING

Do you really think cycling shorts are flattering

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Why ask any questions other than would you like a sandwich or sex. Answer to both is yes anytime of day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather lie on your back with your legs over my shoulders or get on your hands and knees while I fuck you with my strap on?"

Is there a reason us guys cant have both ??? Pretty please..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really think cycling shorts are flattering "

No. Cycling clothing was invented as a way of bringing men's lycra out into the public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't you multitask?

And scratching your balls whilst watching TV doesn't count.

"

We can multi task just fine thankyou

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I can wank and press pause at the same time.

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I can think about ants having toe nails whilst ignoring you..

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See multi tasking and apparently I can type this while thinking that if the wife reads this she will realise I am actually ignoring her half the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really think cycling shorts are flattering "

On the right male arses they are ! It's one of my fave views whilst cycling or driving.

Why are some of you drawn to women that are right bitches?

Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go see my man bag thread, I need answers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go see my man bag thread, I need answers!! "

Of course, now that I cam read, ask me anything too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really think cycling shorts are flattering

On the right male arses they are ! It's one of my fave views whilst cycling or driving.

Why are some of you drawn to women that are right bitches?

Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

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We don't go because we believe that we are strong enough to get over it by ourselves e.g. cold,flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather lie on your back with your legs over my shoulders or get on your hands and knees while I fuck you with my strap on?"

Either, as long as you still respect me afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

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Because GPs are interested in treating symptoms, not causes; problems often go away themselves; when you do go to the doctor you are told to go away and come back if it hasn't got better (and no, antibiotics won't be prescribed because it's probably a virus); and have you seen all the sick people in the doc's? Go there and you might catch something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do guys want you more when you appear uninterested but if you say you have feelings for them they back off?

We like a bit of a challenge.

Yeah but how much of a challenge do you have to be before you can tell them that you like them? Or is the trick to never let them know and always keep them wondering what you're thinking?"

Trick is to keep women guessing. The minute you give in . They start complaining. So to men, dating women are like riding a horse , while dangling a carrot on a stick in front of her face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really think cycling shorts are flattering

On the right male arses they are ! It's one of my fave views whilst cycling or driving.

Why are some of you drawn to women that are right bitches?

Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

"

Probable a similar reason some Women like "bad boys"

Like a previous post only Man flu deserves a visit to the doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

We don't go because we believe that we are strong enough to get over it by ourselves e.g. cold,flu "

I've never been for a cold or flu!

Usually when the NHS is screening - men are worse at attending for health screening for health issues that affect them and just talking in general around how they feel. So for example, any mental health issues can go unnoticed for longer or they just try to cope rather than ask for help. Not always I know, but it does happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

Because GPs are interested in treating symptoms, not causes; problems often go away themselves; when you do go to the doctor you are told to go away and come back if it hasn't got better (and no, antibiotics won't be prescribed because it's probably a virus); and have you seen all the sick people in the doc's? Go there and you might catch something! "

Just use the anti-bacterial gel as you enter !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really think cycling shorts are flattering

On the right male arses they are ! It's one of my fave views whilst cycling or driving.

Why are some of you drawn to women that are right bitches?

Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

Probable a similar reason some Women like "bad boys"

Like a previous post only Man flu deserves a visit to the doctor "

I had proper flu last winter (20 hours a day unable to move in bed flu) and went to doc's. They said I couldn't have flu because I wouldn't have been able to get out of bed and get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems the women know everything.

Guess I could have seen that coming."

I've discovered a few times

recently after meeting guys that I have no idea what they want. But I'm not sure they do either as I receive mixed messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you really think cycling shorts are flattering

On the right male arses they are ! It's one of my fave views whilst cycling or driving.

Why are some of you drawn to women that are right bitches?

Why don't you go to a doctor when you're poorly as quickly as we generally would. Even when it's something quite major?

"

I must admit I'm rubbish at going to the doctors, even when it's concerning my son. I always think it will clear up on its own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when you have a cold do you think you are dying of the man flu? "

Dont mean to piss on your chips but the last time I had a cold it turned out to be viral meningitis with a secondary blood borne bacterial infection. Had a week off with that. Oh and only took 2 days off work with cancer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need reading material when sat on the bog ? I worked with someone who took work files with him - it would contravene H &S now I bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need reading material when sat on the bog ? I worked with someone who took work files with him - it would contravene H &S now I bet. "

Because men are highly intelligent and usually require more than one thing at a time to focus on.

Lol.

Real answer, dunno really, just like to read stuff while plopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?"

Welcome back!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need reading material when sat on the bog ? I worked with someone who took work files with him - it would contravene H &S now I bet. "

That only applies to men who need more fibre in their diet.

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By *immy2xMan
over a year ago

aberdeen/inverness/ highlands

Woman wanting to delve deep into our thoughts and desires. Just plain freaks us out. Not because it's all messes up in there, but because they probably wouldn't want to hear the answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need reading material when sat on the bog ? I worked with someone who took work files with him - it would contravene H &S now I bet.

That only applies to men who need more fibre in their diet."

Takes your mind off it so you can relax and have that perfect Tetley moment. Let the flavour flood out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?"

That's the women's thread. I'm thinking more pork scratchings for cock !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?

That's the women's thread. I'm thinking more pork scratchings for cock ! "

I told you I've not been around for a while and I'm rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?

That's the women's thread. I'm thinking more pork scratchings for cock !

I told you I've not been around for a while and I'm rusty "

You look familiar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?"

it normally means i have drifted off into reminiscing about a 25 yard left foot volley scored by some centre forward about 15 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you say your not thinking anything are your minds really that blank?? Or do ypu think we wont like what your thinking?

it normally means i have drifted off into reminiscing about a 25 yard left foot volley scored by some centre forward about 15 years ago

"

For me it's David Platt's voley against Belgium twenty five years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?

That's the women's thread. I'm thinking more pork scratchings for cock !

I told you I've not been around for a while and I'm rusty

You look familiar. "

Hullo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?

That's the women's thread. I'm thinking more pork scratchings for cock !

I told you I've not been around for a while and I'm rusty "

Ahh I miss him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather lie on your back with your legs over my shoulders or get on your hands and knees while I fuck you with my strap on?"

Both. On my back is both more and intimate but kneeling allows more power and a longer length of thrust

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?

That's the women's thread. I'm thinking more pork scratchings for cock !

I told you I've not been around for a while and I'm rusty "

You need to sign off so we know which one of you it is. Although, from the question, I know it's Ryan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't wash your fanny, how come it smells of Scampi Fries and not Walkers Smoky Bacon?

That's the women's thread. I'm thinking more pork scratchings for cock !

I told you I've not been around for a while and I'm rusty

You need to sign off so we know which one of you it is. Although, from the question, I know it's Ryan.

"

I think log off would be better

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire


"do you consciously selectively hear things?

I do try to pay attention but my interest is low

The subject isnt interesting and it's progress is slow.

I want to pay attention, to listen to your blow by blow

But this is the final episode of my favourite show.

I really want to listen, I will concentrate this time..

But you're wearing that top with the plunging neckline.

Im not even sure who karen is or why she dyed her hair.

My mind has wandered off already, my thoughts are off elsewhere.

Those jobs you wanted doing, I remember number 3

But 2 and 1 had slipped my mind by the time I had finished my tea.

Im sorry I am not the best listener, it's a concentration thing

I will try harder in future and....Oooo, screwfix catalogue."

Think that is a fantastic analysis of a mans brain x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

Sometimes I am consciously, sorry what did you ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out."

Actually there is one thing i would like to know.. a guy chats to a girl all is going good. But instead of expressing his 2nd thoughts of having anything with the girl he goes quite and expects her to take a hint.. why is that? We dont have any trouble saying thanx but no thanx so why do guys??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have any of ever noticed my eyes?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out."

First, I would ask, but more to the point, wouldn't most answers be different for different men ... what is your favourite colour? (or should I say preference)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out.

Actually there is one thing i would like to know.. a guy chats to a girl all is going good. But instead of expressing his 2nd thoughts of having anything with the girl he goes quite and expects her to take a hint.. why is that? We dont have any trouble saying thanx but no thanx so why do guys?? "

Maybe not saying thanks but no thanks but I always try to be honest with people for not wanting to meet them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have any of ever noticed my eyes?

"

Not with that avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys does a big belly and bum turn you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out.

Actually there is one thing i would like to know.. a guy chats to a girl all is going good. But instead of expressing his 2nd thoughts of having anything with the girl he goes quite and expects her to take a hint.. why is that? We dont have any trouble saying thanx but no thanx so why do guys??

Maybe not saying thanks but no thanks but I always try to be honest with people for not wanting to meet them"

Figure of speach lol i all ways give a reason for my lack of interest. And i certainly dont lead people on.. its just so annoying. Just say you dont think anything is gonna happen and leave it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"do you consciously selectively hear things?"

^ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys does a big belly and bum turn you off?"

I think guys need to define their idea of BBW. I have often been told i am perfect and just what they are looking for and when they see what i look like anyone would think they,d just seen shrek belly dancing in a bikini lol.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have any of ever noticed my eyes?

Not with that avatar."

True, I've got my eyes closed in that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys does a big belly and bum turn you off?

I think guys need to define their idea of BBW. I have often been told i am perfect and just what they are looking for and when they see what i look like anyone would think they,d just seen shrek belly dancing in a bikini lol. "

lol this is exactly my concern although my hubby says he loves me as I am. It does worry me when we meet potential fuck buddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out.

Actually there is one thing i would like to know.. a guy chats to a girl all is going good. But instead of expressing his 2nd thoughts of having anything with the girl he goes quite and expects her to take a hint.. why is that? We dont have any trouble saying thanx but no thanx so why do guys?? "

This, plus why do they meet you and say would like to meet again, etc, we will arrange another meet, then block you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out.

Actually there is one thing i would like to know.. a guy chats to a girl all is going good. But instead of expressing his 2nd thoughts of having anything with the girl he goes quite and expects her to take a hint.. why is that? We dont have any trouble saying thanx but no thanx so why do guys??

This, plus why do they meet you and say would like to meet again, etc, we will arrange another meet, then block you? "

I assume some do it because either not mam enough to be honest and upfront or just don't want to hurt women's feelings as we know how emotional you guys get .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Why are you so crap at finding things that are in plain sight?

"

Because every item i've ever placed in an optimal position, ie plain sight, has been rapidly removed to some obscure location, sometimes a wardrobe. So, we consciously rule out that anything will ever be in plain sight.

The corollary to this is that the easiest way to find something is to stop looking. The first thing you then see is what you spent upto 30 mins looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever wondered something about the other sex but have never asked? Now is your time to find out.

Actually there is one thing i would like to know.. a guy chats to a girl all is going good. But instead of expressing his 2nd thoughts of having anything with the girl he goes quite and expects her to take a hint.. why is that? We dont have any trouble saying thanx but no thanx so why do guys??

This, plus why do they meet you and say would like to meet again, etc, we will arrange another meet, then block you?

I assume some do it because either not mam enough to be honest and upfront or just don't want to hurt women's feelings as we know how emotional you guys get ."

I gave up on emotions here. I just wanted to know what I did wrong during our meet. And. I guess, he wasn't man enough

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Why are you all so obsessed with boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you all so obsessed with boobs?"

They are just so inviting and alluring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you all so obsessed with boobs?"

Cause you can draw faces on them and pretend it's a fight between jiggily puff and and kirby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you all so obsessed with boobs?"

'Twin Feeding Stations', if you don't mind!!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Guys does a big belly and bum turn you off?

I think guys need to define their idea of BBW. I have often been told i am perfect and just what they are looking for and when they see what i look like anyone would think they,d just seen shrek belly dancing in a bikini lol. "

Not every man will agree on what a BBW is. It may be better for some women to have pics that actually show their true shape, as opposed to just close ups of their tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sure i and some others wrote here about if you lot were wanting to be a woman for a day - maybe comments were removed ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sure i and some others wrote here about if you lot were wanting to be a woman for a day - maybe comments were removed ???"

I think there were two threads??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure -

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