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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are Sky remotes the now default cock measuring tool?

I sometimes have a look in the new pics section and I saw one the other day,proud cock pic with Sky remote and tip of penis about level.You couldn't see the bottom of the remote tho.I reckon it was somewhere near his arsehole...

I'll never criticize anyone's size or what they're into,but it was a ridiculous pic and made the guy look desperate to prove something he wasn't...

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Turns me off .

But also changes channels and can record.

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size isnt everything and too big scares me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm just commenting on the way people try to show the size of their cock-Sky remote,deodorant can etc.Some of them are hilarious...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I once saw a badly shopped pic of a guy using a Raid can next to his willy. Nothing like dead flies to get me moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a badly shopped pic of a guy using a Raid can next to his willy. Nothing like dead flies to get me moist. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like many things in life I think the manufacturers are making Sky remotes smaller these days

It has happened with Mars Bars, Curly Wurlys etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like many things in life I think the manufacturers are making Sky remotes smaller these days

It has happened with Mars Bars, Curly Wurlys etc "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sorry for the poor Sky guys that have to hold it when they come to fix the thing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if he's bad you could use it to switch to a new one maybe....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I think the point to be made is that men will stick their willies in and against anything in an effort to make them look bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I either have a massive cock or the worlds smallest sky remote? Check it out

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sky remotes and Lynx cans are the recognised measurements for Fab cocks. The bloody ridiculous ones that show an actual rule or tape measure just don't know what they are doing.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think the point to be made is that men will stick their willies in and against anything in an effort to make them look bigger."

Doughnuts is the official measurement for girth and length. If you can manage a baker's dozen then you win the prize. Mini ring doughnuts don't count.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I either have a massive cock or the worlds smallest sky remote? Check it out"

Haha that's brilliant...

I'd like it,but,you know...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

They are of course passe, but I've seen a few pics - like the op - where either the viewing angle is used as an attempt to make said maggot appear more worm sized, or the remotes base is either surgically implanted into him, or he's exploring what it might be like to get pegged.

I once read those bottom of the bed drapes in hotels are a haven for multiple guys semen, as they're washed infrequently. Sky remotes probably could match that.

I dislike sky - not the lovely blue stuff above our heads - so a remote device is not going to help impress me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either have a massive cock or the worlds smallest sky remote? Check it out"

Haha so funny, had to fab that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either have a massive cock or the worlds smallest sky remote? Check it out"

Thanks, but I think I'll pass if it's all the same to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I either have a massive cock or the worlds smallest sky remote? Check it out

Thanks, but I think I'll pass if it's all the same to you"

It's funny, honestly.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I think the point to be made is that men will stick their willies in and against anything in an effort to make them look bigger.

Doughnuts is the official measurement for girth and length. If you can manage a baker's dozen then you win the prize. Mini ring doughnuts don't count.

"

The bloody holes aren't big enough and they crumble if stretched.

Not that I've ever tried.

I just spotted someone with an actual, genuine cock/tape measure shot - how friggin shocking is that?

A

*you could clearly see he'd started measuring at the 2" mark - bless!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think the point to be made is that men will stick their willies in and against anything in an effort to make them look bigger.

Doughnuts is the official measurement for girth and length. If you can manage a baker's dozen then you win the prize. Mini ring doughnuts don't count.

The bloody holes aren't big enough and they crumble if stretched.

Not that I've ever tried.

I just spotted someone with an actual, genuine cock/tape measure shot - how friggin shocking is that?

A

*you could clearly see he'd started measuring at the 2" mark - bless!! "

You'd need extra wide doughnuts from memory of your pictures.

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