FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Achievement Badges

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?

I want to see:

0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone

Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush

DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The tumble badge. For posting a thread with zero comments

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Here's a few!!

The 'Yay my thread hit 175' badge.

The 'Fuck - my thread's still on zero' badge (obviously significantly smaller than the one above)

Various coloured sized badges for achieving pages 1-7 on most fabbed for the pic fab addicts.

Status Update of the Week

Forum Post of the Week

Best pic with a root vegetable of the week.

The forum suicide badge.

And not a badge - but an 'I've posted a meet every day for a month and all I got was this lousy T-shirt' T-Shirt.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The tumble badge. For posting a thread with zero comments

Jinx!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has to be a muffin badge for services to cake baking

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

One for the guys who only have pics of their cock, but 27 of them from every conceivable angle. The badge would be the shape of a cock of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One for the guys who only have pics of their cock, but 27 of them from every conceivable angle. The badge would be the shape of a cock of course

You nailed that one

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

The "plunger" badge - for including a toilet pan in the photo

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

The "ring doughnut" badge for having a ring doughnut on your cock.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can i be the 1st to award myself the bladey is a twat badge pleeeeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a few!!

The 'Yay my thread hit 175' badge.

The 'Fuck - my thread's still on zero' badge (obviously significantly smaller than the one above)

Various coloured sized badges for achieving pages 1-7 on most fabbed for the pic fab addicts.

Status Update of the Week

Forum Post of the Week

Best pic with a root vegetable of the week.

The forum suicide badge.

And not a badge - but an 'I've posted a meet every day for a month and all I got was this lousy T-shirt' T-Shirt.

LOVE this!! Almost poignant in places!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

A "tongue" badge for being able to spell tongue correctly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "Two is better than One" badge for couples who have pics of both the male and female.

-Courtney

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A badge for I can't spell and couldn't give a shite

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The tumble badge. For posting a thread with zero comments

The bit desperate but we love you badge where you have to repost to your own thread to get it going.

Mr DDC already has 10 of these, deserving a further badge in itself!

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I made it into the Daily Star " badge

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

most make-up worn to a meet badge.

best cup of tea badge

least knickers worn to a meet badge

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The "ring doughnut" badge for having a ring doughnut on your cock."

Yay! Where do I apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be the 1st to award myself the bladey is a twat badge pleeeeez

But we all wear that one already, .........I mean...... oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A badge for those knowing the difference between discreet & discrete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I/We got PHUKT badge

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"A badge for those knowing the difference between discreet & discrete

Would the badge be too discreet to notice it had been awarded?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The silenced badge. For those who've received forum bans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q

Just seen these after you mentioned it! Fantastic - much kudos DDC. I have no idea how you got away with them but much respect.

You two seem to have so much fun in your pictures it's hard not to smile.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The numpty badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The King Louie badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "Two is better than One" badge for couples who have pics of both the male and female.

-Courtney"

They actually exist?? Thought it was a myth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "No Thanks" badge for all those who moan that people are too rude to reply to their messages

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The Hollywood badge for most famous stolen celeb pics

The . for the shortest profile

The Ian Paisley badge for the most No's and Nevers on a profile

A chocolate teapot badge for people with a disclaimer on their profile

and a little straightjacket badge for anyone who's had a night out with me

All badges to be made by Jim's Mum.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

The Sky Remote Badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tin of Spam badge for most repeat threads across all of the forums

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The bit desperate but we love you badge where you have to repost to your own thread to get it going.

Mr DDC already has 10 of these, deserving a further badge in itself!

Mrs DDC"

The "Indignant 'Cheeky mare'" badge for when your wife tells you she has a funny post, but secretly can't resist a little dig at you too!

Mr ddc

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

A there their they're badge

For those in need of sympathy

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"The Ian Paisley badge for the most No's and Nevers on a profile "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'Lifetime Achievement Award' for the person / couple with the most time between their first and most recent veri.

Anyone like to claim this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "I have a single profile, but don't tell my Mrs badge"

For guys who can't accommodate and only have selfie pics of their cocks taken in bathroom.

An "I've been on here over a year and got no meets" badge to save guys the trouble of posting in the forums.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A 'can't you see how popular I am badge' for single ladies with more than 300 messages a day (and no filters since it's their choice). And a 'can't you see I can pull a popular fittie' badge for those lucky few males who get verified by them.

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "Two is better than One" badge for couples who have pics of both the male and female.

-Courtney

They actually exist?? Thought it was a myth!!

It's a rare badge, but maybe it will entice people to actually have pics of both?

And yes, they do exist. There is a super cute guy with pics on our profile and when I can con him into taking more I'm going to get as many posted of him as I can

-Courtney

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"One for the guys who only have pics of their cock, but 27 of them from every conceivable angle. The badge would be the shape of a cock of course

You nailed that one "

Ouch! Painful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'can't you see how popular I am badge' for single ladies with more than 300 messages a day (and no filters since it's their choice). And a 'can't you see I can pull a popular fittie' badge for those lucky few males who get verified by them.

;-)"

lol!

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Weekender badge. Usually puts on after pubs close.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The unicorn badge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sky Remote Badge"

You beat me to it there has to be 1 of these, along with can if Lynx, can of etc

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Weekender badge. Usually puts on after pubs close."

Along with the Revolving Door & UNLOS badge

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Could it not be a brooch badges wouldn't go with a gown

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Magic fingers badge. Moses badge...can make any woman gush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Ian Paisley badge for the most No's and Nevers on a profile

this is also my favourite

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

'This is FAB not Fbook' badge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magic fingers badge. Moses badge...can make any woman gush."

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Big pair of lips badge for the most suckable cock veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tongue badge says it all.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

The blank badge for 'will fill in later' profiles

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"The blank badge for 'will fill in later' profiles "

PMSL

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

A vacuum cleaner for those with great suction techniques

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

A yawn badge. For the men who can give oral for hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "look at me" badge for those who attention seek on forums. Of course it would have to be huge. And florescent. And flashing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mum badge for ultimate, non-judgemental consistency. The Knighthood of swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big pair of lips badge for the most suckable cock veris

And treat with respect badge.

Also, the my cock is bigger than a sky remote badge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "Two is better than One" badge for couples who have pics of both the male and female.

-Courtney"

Now THAT would be a rare badge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hotel California badge for returning fabbers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Tongue badge says it all.

It says 'I like the Rolling Stones'

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

There's got to be a Bull**** award for services to forums.

And a

Boring Bastard award for the most repeated thread, like. . . I can't even write it.

And SPELLING. It does matter.

Ladies do you want your man to smell of Colon?

.. . Or Cologne?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A (plastic) knight on horseback for the quickest white knighting post.

A axe and grindstone motif badge for the person who can take a thread from 'nice weather, anyone out today?' to 'ruddy Muslims' in one post.

The black dog award for having a blacker dog than anyone else. Also known as the Eleven-Arife challenge cup.

A pet hypocrite for the person who posts one thing on a single guy post, but the direct opposite when a single lady posts the same thing.

The green arrow of doom for those who asked the same question 6 days running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "hopeful sycophant" badge, for "there's no way my penis would have this many fabs if it weren't for men wanting my attractive partner"

(I'd wear it with pride)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gravestone badge. For having the unnatural ability to kill a thread stone dead with a post, even if it is quite innocuous.

I have a few of these...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"The gravestone badge. For having the unnatural ability to kill a thread stone dead with a post, even if it is quite innocuous.

I have a few of these..."

Thought I'd do my bit and save you from another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gravestone badge. For having the unnatural ability to kill a thread stone dead with a post, even if it is quite innocuous.

I have a few of these...

Thought I'd do my bit and save you from another.

Careful its infectious...

I must remove the curse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A "Two is better than One" badge for couples who have pics of both the male and female.

-Courtney

They actually exist?? Thought it was a myth!!

It's a rare badge, but maybe it will entice people to actually have pics of both?

And yes, they do exist. There is a super cute guy with pics on our profile and when I can con him into taking more I'm going to get as many posted of him as I can

-Courtney"

Look forward to it Courtney!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

The Agony Aunt/Uncle badge for all those that post on "Advice Please" threads from the LAMs that want to spruce up their profiles.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

The Mint Sauce badge...

for all the LAMs that are suckered by it.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The i keep finding my family on here badge. Filthy fuckers the lot of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few negative badges ......

Dickhead Badge:

For all those wannabe swingers who think that means in the park still

TW Badge:

Does it need explanation really ?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"One for the guys who only have pics of their cock, but 27 of them from every conceivable angle. The badge would be the shape of a cock of course

named the 'i have one' badge...hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?

I want to see:

0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone

Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush

DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q

Any more?

"
I would want the haribo badge one lol.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

the 'womble' badge for those that like the outdoors,go to outdoor festivals, naturist places and of course dancing in the rain naked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?

I want to see:

0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone

Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush

DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q

Any more?

I would want the haribo badge one lol."

But did you earn it, Shag? Have you actually had your cock milked behind a bush yet?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If fab were to introduce achievement awards and badges, which would you want to see?

I want to see:

0.1% Club badge, for those who've actually met someone

Haribo badge, for those who've had their cock milked behind a bush

DDC badge, for taking and posting a pic in B&Q

Any more?

I would want the haribo badge one lol.

But did you earn it, Shag? Have you actually had your cock milked behind a bush yet?

-Courtney"
No. I haven't earned it yet and haven't had it milked outside yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be the 1st to award myself the bladey is a twat badge pleeeeez

Your not the 1st

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can i be the 1st to award myself the bladey is a twat badge pleeeeez

Your not the 1st

Nothing beats the nasher fab vaj badge

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Can i be the 1st to award myself the bladey is a twat badge pleeeeez

Your not the 1st

Nothing beats the nasher fab vaj badge "

We're still waiting for them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i be the 1st to award myself the bladey is a twat badge pleeeeez

Your not the 1st

Nothing beats the nasher fab vaj badge

We're still waiting for them...."

Hmmm empty promises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Runs away before the linch mob get me. There with admin these things take time ya no

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.

Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy walking the pooch badge as he has been on a few social meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.

Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business

Fanny or funny? Pmsl..

Oh no you don't! Pre-warned!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.

Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business

Fanny or funny? Pmsl..

Oh no you don't! Pre-warned!

My spelling isn't quite that bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.

Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business

Fanny or funny? Pmsl..

Oh no you don't! Pre-warned!

My spelling isn't quite that bad

I'm still pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pain badge with different pictures such as teeth or whips

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"How about the help me help me... I can't get a meet badge.

Ohhhh go on then I'll meet you but no fanny business

Fanny or funny? Pmsl..

Oh no you don't! Pre-warned!

My spelling isn't quite that bad

I'm still pmsl.."

Theres pads for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'I'm not really here badge' for all of us with hidden profiles

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

An "it's everybody's fault but mine that I can get a meet" badge.

A spat dummy badge.

A "we're all here for the same thing" badge, (for those who can't understand why, when everyone is here for sex, nobody will have sex with them).

An "I've got boobs and a fanny so you have to jump through hoops for me" badge.

An "I've got a cock, what more could I possibly need?" badge.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"An "it's everybody's fault but mine that I can get a meet" badge.

A spat dummy badge.

A "we're all here for the same thing" badge, (for those who can't understand why, when everyone is here for sex, nobody will have sex with them).

An "I've got boobs and a fanny so you have to jump through hoops for me" badge.

An "I've got a cock, what more could I possibly need?" badge."

Awch

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

The "Midnight" badge - for those who post a "meet now" around the witching hour...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed that the number of "midnight" badge holders seem to be on the increase lately... which is all good I suppose as if Im working in a bad day from say 5am till 1am and by some miracle there is an urge that needs to be sated then there are options...

From my experience most tend to be either dogging officianados who want to make sure that there's absolutely no chance of boy racers or pesky kiljoy plod lurking around, or ladies/couples who have been out having a few and suddenly feel a bit frisky...

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