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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

...Father O'Conner keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. One sunday he goes to feed them and finds the cock's gone missing. He knows there is cock fighting in the village so at mass he questions the congregation, Has anybody got a cock?

All the men stand up, No, no I meant has anybody seen a cock? All the women stand up, No, no, no, that's not what I meant either, Has anybody seen my cock?

16 altar boys, two priests

and a goat stood up!

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

A Man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter, the woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid,

She looks him straight in the eye and says

"Put that away sir, this is a clock shop-not a cock shop!"

"Well," replies the man,

"Why don't you put two hands

and a face on it?"

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By *ytraCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Ron the cockerel was the biggest,baddest, meanest cockerel in the world,

he used to pick on all the farm yard animals.

one day he picked on the farm yard cat,

unfortunatly for the cockerel the cat beat the crap out of him.

which just goes to prove; no matter how big the cock, the pussy can always take it.

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Ron the cockerel was the biggest,baddest, meanest cockerel in the world,

he used to pick on all the farm yard animals.

one day he picked on the farm yard cat,

unfortunatly for the cockerel the cat beat the crap out of him.

which just goes to prove; no matter how big the cock, the pussy can always take it."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into ASDA, asks if they are still doing roll back. The assistant replied, 'yes' so he wapped hs circumcised cock on the counter and said 'I'd like to see you roll that back you bitch'

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

Why do women love to suck circumcised cocks???....?.....?

because they can't fucking resist anything with 10% off!

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By *ashful Baz OP   Man
over a year ago

poole dorset

...Whats the Difference between a Straight Rooster and a Gay rooster?

The straight rooster says,

cock-a-doodle-doo

and the gay rooster says,

Any-cock-will = doo!!!!!

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