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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Do you have a special routine if your having playmates round? What special arrangements do you make for visitors if your entertaining?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Do you have a special routine if your having playmates round? What special arrangements do you make for visitors if your entertaining?"

that gthey know how to find us and don't knock on the wrong door

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oxygen tank and mask..

resuscitation machine for any potential cardiac problems..

st john's ambulance professionals in the next room...

fluids for dehydration..

takes me ages to come.. so I need to be prepared for any potential fatigue..

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Do you have a special routine if your having playmates round? What special arrangements do you make for visitors if your entertaining?

that gthey know how to find us and don't knock on the wrong door "

I once did the wrong door thing.....I still remember the tongue lashing i got from the woman who answered it

As for wishy's bid dump!....*shivers* I guess better than when they arrive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bath wax or shave legs and pussy all parts apart from landing strip then rub my body all over with lovely body cream so i smell good do my teeth about 3 times so look nice, Hair, Nails. makeup. Then go see what i can dress in to turn them on. jo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't entertain from home anymore, too much hassle.

Hence I love Travelodge and its room sales, as there is one just up the road from me, very handy indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else. "

Just spat my toast out!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else.

Just spat my toast out!!!!! "

Yeah, that's about the same texture, you got my drift.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else.

Just spat my toast out!!!!!

Yeah, that's about the same texture, you got my drift. "

Ive consulted the bristol stool chart and I think you're a number 5

This thread is going downhill rapidly, I apologise if anyone else is eating their breakfast hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just had OJ, good job I was not eating toast!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was going to have something... maybe wait till later

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Blame wishy

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Blame wishy "

lol ......... no I am in a great mood today so no blame... all thanks... need to shed a pound or two so THANK YOU for the help.

see I am mr positive today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame wishy

lol ......... no I am in a great mood today so no blame... all thanks... need to shed a pound or two so THANK YOU for the help.

see I am mr positive today x "

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You are seldom negative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame wishy

lol ......... no I am in a great mood today so no blame... all thanks... need to shed a pound or two so THANK YOU for the help.

see I am mr positive today x "

Nice tats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bath wax or shave legs and pussy all parts apart from landing strip then rub my body all over with lovely body cream so i smell good do my teeth about 3 times so look nice, Hair, Nails. makeup. Then go see what i can dress in to turn them on. jo xxx"
after that put some sexie music on get the pole ready lol open the champange get some nibbles out make sure the bed looks good with toys and lube ner to hand .. xx jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame wishy "

Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am off to get ready for my meet this afternoon at a hotel.

Apart from the usual routine to make myself more presentable, I also need to pack work clothes for Monday as I shan't be home until tomorrow night.

Also need to sort out the dog's overnight kit as he is staying with his walker for the night.

And to pack the automatic feeder for the cat.

TTFN, and have fun!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I am off to get ready for my meet this afternoon at a hotel.

Apart from the usual routine to make myself more presentable, I also need to pack work clothes for Monday as I shan't be home until tomorrow night.

Also need to sort out the dog's overnight kit as he is staying with his walker for the night.

And to pack the automatic feeder for the cat.

TTFN, and have fun! "

enjoy Pearl and we will look out for a mention in despatches of your good work xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame wishy

Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!! "
I find eating lots of fruit and fiber 2 days befor help , lol jo xx

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

we dont feed the alsation for a week before and lay bear traps in the bedroom just in case x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame wishy

Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!! I find eating lots of fruit and fiber 2 days befor help , lol jo xx"

I dread to ask how & why you realised you needed such a remedy lol xx

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

you smooth talking silver tongued seducers u . u can charm the birds right ut the trees . move over steven fry u have met your match lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you smooth talking silver tongued seducers u . u can charm the birds right ut the trees . move over steven fry u have met your match lol xx"

Stephen Fry?.. I taught him all he knows lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame wishy

Well, Big did ask, and I was always brought up to believe honesty was the best policy... and after our little episode with a numbnuts crapping on our couch I couldn't very well make the same mistake myself. It just proves that the things that happen to us in life leave a lasting impression and now I'd never go near a white sofa with a bare bottom!! I find eating lots of fruit and fiber 2 days befor help , lol jo xx

I dread to ask how & why you realised you needed such a remedy lol xx"
well i have had a go and its still a bit of a virgin john hates it to tight hurt him but i would hate to have ..... you know what over the bed and him , lol so i make plans for the big day , lolol jo xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I usually have a good dump an hour beforehand and Siren shaves her twat. Apart from that, not much else. "

LLF Wishy, reading that earned the lappy a coffee shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oxygen tank and mask..

resuscitation machine for any potential cardiac problems..

st john's ambulance professionals in the next room...

fluids for dehydration..

takes me ages to come.. so I need to be prepared for any potential fatigue..

"
you may just need the kiss of life. Mouth to mouth for hours i think ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a special routine if your having playmates round? What special arrangements do you make for visitors if your entertaining?"

We always make sure there are plenty of towels handy just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check list

hoovered, dusted, tidy, air freshners plugged in, lights adjusted, music suitable, tea, coffee, sugar supplies adequate, bread cheese adquate (in case of cheese on toast), wipes, tissues, bottles of water, juice, condoms, lube, potential toys at the ready, comfortable coverings on carpet, cushions agogo, warm enough, shower, make up, body lotion, sexy underwear and outerwear, dimmed light in kitchen, bathroom tidy and towels available? check. simples ...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guys do very little and then wonder why your not keen on playing. If i am having someone round i always make sure its clean and tidy with fresh sheets on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some guys do very little and then wonder why your not keen on playing. If i am having someone round i always make sure its clean and tidy with fresh sheets on."

aye, it should be special. x

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