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Nocturnal roll call.pt4.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok now this is a record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hobbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I spoke too soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What hobbies do you all have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im fighting for space in the bed against my pup.. How do i roll him over without waking him??

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Does anyone have a hammock I can borrow? The thought of being near these bugs is making my skin crawl and I actually think I might cry :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What hobbies do you all have?"

My hobbies including assassination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have hobbies "

So do I. What are yours?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"What hobbies do you all have?

My hobbies including assassination"

How much to take a flamethrower to every bug you see in my flat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a hammock I can borrow? The thought of being near these bugs is making my skin crawl and I actually think I might cry :-/ "

Is there not an emergency number you could call? Sounds like an infestation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What hobbies do you all have?

My hobbies including assassination"

I'm in stealth mode, you can't get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im fighting for space in the bed against my pup.. How do i roll him over without waking him??"

Hold the duvet tightly and try and spin turn, usually works for me.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Beavy mine hobbys in my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What hobbies do you all have?

My hobbies including assassination

How much to take a flamethrower to every bug you see in my flat? "

Oh now that id do for free.. Molatov cocktail works best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have hobbies

So do I. What are yours?."

Photography and being a ninja

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed "

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed "

Its 2 already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im fighting for space in the bed against my pup.. How do i roll him over without waking him??

Hold the duvet tightly and try and spin turn, usually works for me. "
ive turned now i still have the same space the other way!! Bugger lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hobby? Your mum.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Does anyone have a hammock I can borrow? The thought of being near these bugs is making my skin crawl and I actually think I might cry :-/

Is there not an emergency number you could call? Sounds like an infestation "

I've searched the housing association website and found nothing. I'll call the concierge in the morning. If I call now I won't get any sleep. I don't know where they're coming from. The beetles appear from nowhere and the silverfish are hiding behind the pipe coverings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have hobbies

So do I. What are yours?.

Photography and being a ninja"

I like photography, what camera do you use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What hobbies do you all have?

My hobbies including assassination

I'm in stealth mode, you can't get me "

Arent ninjas meant to stay quiet.. Maybe you could try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

1 "

Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x"

You said that yesterday.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"What hobbies do you all have?

My hobbies including assassination

How much to take a flamethrower to every bug you see in my flat?

Oh now that id do for free.. Molatov cocktail works best"

Payback for the fire upstairs last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a hammock I can borrow? The thought of being near these bugs is making my skin crawl and I actually think I might cry :-/

Is there not an emergency number you could call? Sounds like an infestation

I've searched the housing association website and found nothing. I'll call the concierge in the morning. If I call now I won't get any sleep. I don't know where they're coming from. The beetles appear from nowhere and the silverfish are hiding behind the pipe coverings "

Look on the councils website they usually have an emergency exterminator you can call!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x"

You'll still be here for the morning thread

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My hobby? Your mum."

Should have seen that coming but no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What hobbies do you all have?

My hobbies including assassination

I'm in stealth mode, you can't get me

Arent ninjas meant to stay quiet.. Maybe you could try it"

HELL NO.....am staying loud and proud....I'm not in ninja mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x"

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

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Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2 "

You can't get past me

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Does anyone have a hammock I can borrow? The thought of being near these bugs is making my skin crawl and I actually think I might cry :-/

Is there not an emergency number you could call? Sounds like an infestation

I've searched the housing association website and found nothing. I'll call the concierge in the morning. If I call now I won't get any sleep. I don't know where they're coming from. The beetles appear from nowhere and the silverfish are hiding behind the pipe coverings

Look on the councils website they usually have an emergency exterminator you can call! "

That sounds expensive :-/

I'm gonna sleep with the light on.. Silverfish are afraid of light

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im fighting for space in the bed against my pup.. How do i roll him over without waking him??

Hold the duvet tightly and try and spin turn, usually works for me. ive turned now i still have the same space the other way!! Bugger lol!! "

My dog does that he just takes over the entire bed and I get pushed to the edge....little shit

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

You said that yesterday."

And the day befor and day befor and on and on an on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im fighting for space in the bed against my pup.. How do i roll him over without waking him??

Hold the duvet tightly and try and spin turn, usually works for me. ive turned now i still have the same space the other way!! Bugger lol!!

that's why I have cats, they like to spend the night on the tiles, then sleep all day

My dog does that he just takes over the entire bed and I get pushed to the edge....little shit "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!! "

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Im fighting for space in the bed against my pup.. How do i roll him over without waking him??

Hold the duvet tightly and try and spin turn, usually works for me. ive turned now i still have the same space the other way!! Bugger lol!!

My dog does that he just takes over the entire bed and I get pushed to the edge....little shit "

Solution... Put another cover on top of your duvet and then let the dog sleep on that.. Then lift the cover and move the dog to the corner of the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

You said that yesterday.

And the day befor and day befor and on and on an on "

Its because you us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone have a hammock I can borrow? The thought of being near these bugs is making my skin crawl and I actually think I might cry :-/

Is there not an emergency number you could call? Sounds like an infestation

I've searched the housing association website and found nothing. I'll call the concierge in the morning. If I call now I won't get any sleep. I don't know where they're coming from. The beetles appear from nowhere and the silverfish are hiding behind the pipe coverings

Look on the councils website they usually have an emergency exterminator you can call!

That sounds expensive :-/

I'm gonna sleep with the light on.. Silverfish are afraid of light"

Usually not and if you are getting benefits etc it may be free.. Think its only mice they charge to come out for mainly!

Atleast have a look at the council website

Should be under pest control

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

1

Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2

You can't get past me "

I've got cramp in my finger and the damn phone is using that to its advantage

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Does anyone have a hammock I can borrow? The thought of being near these bugs is making my skin crawl and I actually think I might cry :-/

Is there not an emergency number you could call? Sounds like an infestation

I've searched the housing association website and found nothing. I'll call the concierge in the morning. If I call now I won't get any sleep. I don't know where they're coming from. The beetles appear from nowhere and the silverfish are hiding behind the pipe coverings

Look on the councils website they usually have an emergency exterminator you can call!

That sounds expensive :-/

I'm gonna sleep with the light on.. Silverfish are afraid of light

Usually not and if you are getting benefits etc it may be free.. Think its only mice they charge to come out for mainly!

Atleast have a look at the council website

Should be under pest control"

I will do, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal "

Ok ok.. But dont be putting no cold feet on me mr

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal "

Disclaimer.....the digging in your back isn't my falt it's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

1

Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2

You can't get past me

I've got cramp in my finger and the damn phone is using that to its advantage "

it's all this typing

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

Ok ok.. But dont be putting no cold feet on me mr"

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

Disclaimer.....the digging in your back isn't my falt it's yours "

that's what they all say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

Ok ok.. But dont be putting no cold feet on me mr

Result "

Hurry up & get in bed im falling asleep

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

Disclaimer.....the digging in your back isn't my falt it's yours

that's what they all say"

Thats because its true

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Pest control call in the morning..! Until then I'm going to sleep standing up on top of a box!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

Ok ok.. But dont be putting no cold feet on me mr

Result

Hurry up & get in bed im falling asleep "

Nugles up close.... pla pla pka god your hairs everywhere but smells good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

1

Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2

You can't get past me

I've got cramp in my finger and the damn phone is using that to its advantage

it's all this typing"

Yes, yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

Ok ok.. But dont be putting no cold feet on me mr

Result

Hurry up & get in bed im falling asleep

Nugles up close.... pla pla pka god your hairs everywhere but smells good "

Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By god these are going quick

Bladey bladey it's time for bed

I just notice but just 5 more mins and im gone x

Bladey get to bed right this minute young man!!

If i can boot the mut and snugle its a deal

Ok ok.. But dont be putting no cold feet on me mr

Result

Hurry up & get in bed im falling asleep

Nugles up close.... pla pla pka god your hairs everywhere but smells good "

Ive just washed it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

1

Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2

You can't get past me

I've got cramp in my finger and the damn phone is using that to its advantage

it's all this typing

Yes, yes it is. "

My hands holding my phone is actually numb, I can't be bothered to turn over in bed though

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Night bladey

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over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x"

Night night blade

See you in 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

1

Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2

You can't get past me

I've got cramp in my finger and the damn phone is using that to its advantage

it's all this typing

Yes, yes it is.

My hands holding my phone is actually numb, I can't be bothered to turn over in bed though "

Same here....cant stretch thumb to space bar so keep hitting full stops everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x"

Night night Bladey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x"

Na night dude.

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over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x"

Laters potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/07/15 02:02:11]

1

Bloody autocuntrect I meant 2

You can't get past me

I've got cramp in my finger and the damn phone is using that to its advantage

it's all this typing

Yes, yes it is.

My hands holding my phone is actually numb, I can't be bothered to turn over in bed though

Same here....cant stretch thumb to space bar so keep hitting full stops everywhere "

I noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x

Laters potatoes "

Is it wrong i read potatoes as Per-tate-ters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x

Laters potatoes

Is it wrong i read potatoes as Per-tate-ters"

I did to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x

Laters potatoes

Is it wrong i read potatoes as Per-tate-ters"

Not at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x

Laters potatoes

Is it wrong i read potatoes as Per-tate-ters

I did to "

Either im not weird or we are both crazy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x

Laters potatoes

Is it wrong i read potatoes as Per-tate-ters"

Nope, that's how I said it as in typed it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ok i tride no joy.....laters all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right finished me brew so better do as im told night night all god bless you all its been a cracker. And welcome beavy hope to see you tomorrow just a tad more friedly though ye...... whoooooosh gone x

Laters potatoes

Is it wrong i read potatoes as Per-tate-ters

I did to

Either im not weird or we are both crazy.. "

Well I'm crazy so you must be too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right this lady has to sleep! Have a great evening you lovely bunch if reprobates mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right this lady has to sleep! Have a great evening you lovely bunch if reprobates mwah"

Sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right this lady has to sleep! Have a great evening you lovely bunch if reprobates mwah"

Nighty night filthy dreams x

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over a year ago


"Right this lady has to sleep! Have a great evening you lovely bunch if reprobates mwah"

Night night x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok i tride no joy.....laters all "

Go to sleep

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

That's it. I'm sleeping in the fucking lift!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Right this lady has to sleep! Have a great evening you lovely bunch if reprobates mwah"

Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok i tride no joy.....laters all

Go to sleep "

He'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's it. I'm sleeping in the fucking lift! "

Do you want to come in my bed I'll budge up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Daft dog is dreaming now

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"That's it. I'm sleeping in the fucking lift!

Do you want to come in my bed I'll budge up "

Yes please. I don't like it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now "

At least he's not farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew!"

You sound relieved about something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting "

There is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting

There is that "

He could be dreaming about farting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting

There is that

He could be dreaming about farting."

Possibly, his back leg is going

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over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting

There is that

He could be dreaming about farting.

Possibly, his back leg is going "

Oooohhhh your in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting

There is that

He could be dreaming about farting.

Possibly, his back leg is going

Oooohhhh your in trouble "

I'm only in trouble if he tries to lick my ear as that's when he tries to hump me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting

There is that

He could be dreaming about farting.

Possibly, his back leg is going

Oooohhhh your in trouble

I'm only in trouble if he tries to lick my ear as that's when he tries to hump me "

Literally lmao here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting

There is that

He could be dreaming about farting.

Possibly, his back leg is going

Oooohhhh your in trouble

I'm only in trouble if he tries to lick my ear as that's when he tries to hump me

Literally lmao here "

He's a little horny nightmare. If we're sat on the sofa he'll snuggle up with me then he tries bite my ear. Then he tries to wrap his front legs round my arm and he pumps his hips. I have to flick him on the nose to get away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4."

Its been a funny old night tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh "

It sure has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads aren't the same without Rusty. He was the original nocturnal roll caller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Daft dog is dreaming now

At least he's not farting

There is that

He could be dreaming about farting.

Possibly, his back leg is going

Oooohhhh your in trouble

I'm only in trouble if he tries to lick my ear as that's when he tries to hump me

Literally lmao here

He's a little horny nightmare. If we're sat on the sofa he'll snuggle up with me then he tries bite my ear. Then he tries to wrap his front legs round my arm and he pumps his hips. I have to flick him on the nose to get away "

Still lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has."

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather get the fuck outta there & sleep on a park bench somewhere babe.. Watch them little cracks u got!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us"

Threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4."

The morning people? I'm still trying to figure it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us"

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

Threesome."

Y not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins "

Cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

The morning people? I'm still trying to figure it out. "

I thought you'd left us, join our 3some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins "

Love ins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins

Love ins? "

that's right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins

Cool."

I am so. Chilling under the fan, my horns need to drop a few degrees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins

Love ins?

that's right "

Sorry I was asking what it meant lol its to early in the morning and my brains not working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

The morning people? I'm still trying to figure it out. "

Tosh, PP, the after 4am dudes and dudettes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins

Love ins?

that's right

Sorry I was asking what it meant lol its to early in the morning and my brains not working "

the over flirty comments and getting into each others beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The morning people are gonna wonder what the fuck we've been talking about to make it to part 4.

Its been a funny old night tbh

It sure has.

Looks like it's just the 3 of us

or more, just to liven it up a bit without love ins

Love ins?

that's right

Sorry I was asking what it meant lol its to early in the morning and my brains not working

the over flirty comments and getting into each others beds "

Ahhh I understand now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny old night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny old night."

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm going to get some sleep, night all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm going to get some sleep, night all x"

G'night x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm going to get some sleep, night all x"

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x"

Yo.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Right I'm going to get some sleep, night all x"

Somthing i said x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Heeeees back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm going to get some sleep, night all x

Somthing i said x "

Fancy seeing you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heeeees back"

Who are you again? Are you in one of the cliques?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Heeeees back

Who are you again? Are you in one of the cliques?"

God i hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heeeees back

Who are you again? Are you in one of the cliques?

God i hope so "

Hahahaha.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on "

Everyone went to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning! x"

Good morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on "

Ermmmmm not sure tbh

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on

Everyone went to bed."

Boring feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on

Everyone went to bed.

Boring feckers "

I know, in bed asleep by 3am Monday morning.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on

Everyone went to bed.

Boring feckers

I know, in bed asleep by 3am Monday morning."

Lol your funny as fuck go get your name on my list its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on

Everyone went to bed.

Boring feckers

I know, in bed asleep by 3am Monday morning.

Lol your funny as fuck go get your name on my list its way "

Clickity click, I'm logging out. Good night all you good good people.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

:wanders in with teas coffees n toast

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"So come on a recap while ive been despretly trying to sleep what's been going on

Everyone went to bed.

Boring feckers

I know, in bed asleep by 3am Monday morning.

Lol your funny as fuck go get your name on my list its way

Clickity click, I'm logging out. Good night all you good good people."

Noooooo come back you can't leave me all alone

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


" :wanders in with teas coffees n toast"

Don't mind if I do cheers me dears x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Little miss giggles its free with council but you cant be in flat for 5 hrs after its done till the spray settles and smells.gone

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Little miss giggles its free with council but you cant be in flat for 5 hrs after its done till the spray settles and smells.gone "

I'm not having meg at mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I late?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I late? "

Tardy bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I late? "

Or are you early

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Great. Now some genius is gonna recycle this thread tonight and confuse the hell out of me

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I really have been missing out on these threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great. Now some genius is gonna recycle this thread tonight and confuse the hell out of me "

I'll dona new part 1 tonight don't panic .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I late? "
depends... are you referring to thread or menstrual cycle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really have been missing out on these threads "

There'll be a new one tonight about half ten, come say hello

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Great. Now some genius is gonna recycle this thread tonight and confuse the hell out of me

I'll dona new part 1 tonight don't panic . "

hope I'm awake, lets go for a record 5 threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really have been missing out on these threads

There'll be a new one tonight about half ten, come say hello "

Just filling this 1 up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a little horny nightmare. If we're sat on the sofa she'll snuggle up with me then she tries to bite my ear. Then she tries to wrap her legs round my arm and she pumps her hips. I have to flick her on the nose to get away "

Jeez Daniel, must you talk about me in such a way when I'm unable to defend myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great. Now some genius is gonna recycle this thread tonight and confuse the hell out of me

I'll dona new part 1 tonight don't panic .

hope I'm awake, lets go for a record 5 threads "

Well have to see its normally quieter during the week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really have been missing out on these threads

There'll be a new one tonight about half ten, come say hello

Just filling this 1 up."

Oi missy it's not night time yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's a little horny nightmare. If we're sat on the sofa she'll snuggle up with me then she tries to bite my ear. Then she tries to wrap her legs round my arm and she pumps her hips. I have to flick her on the nose to get away

Jeez Daniel, must you talk about me in such a way when I'm unable to defend myself "

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a little horny nightmare. If we're sat on the sofa she'll snuggle up with me then she tries to bite my ear. Then she tries to wrap her legs round my arm and she pumps her hips. I have to flick her on the nose to get away

Jeez Daniel, must you talk about me in such a way when I'm unable to defend myself

I see what you did there "

Such a mean horrid man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"I really have been missing out on these threads

There'll be a new one tonight about half ten, come say hello "

I will do if awake xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet "

It's night time somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all. ( well if you can cheat I will )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet "

I'm just trying to make this 1 unusable!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning all. ( well if you can cheat I will ) "

Blame them they started it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet

I'm just trying to make this 1 unusable!! "

And then some daft bugger will come along and start part 5

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet

I'm just trying to make this 1 unusable!!

And then some daft bugger will come along and start part 5 "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet

I'm just trying to make this 1 unusable!!

And then some daft bugger will come along and start part 5

Exactly "

Didn't think of that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger off you lot it's not night time yet

I'm just trying to make this 1 unusable!!

And then some daft bugger will come along and start part 5

Exactly

Didn't think of that.... "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hello hello hello

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

It's only half sevenish !! Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello hello hello"

Yo yo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too early for bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, happy Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening, happy Monday."

Best start tonights then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, happy Monday.

Best start tonights then. "

I just had to, this one is so nearly finished.

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over a year ago

The

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over a year ago

End

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