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"Blimey that went quickly Is that what she said " Nope unfortunately, nearly gave myself a heart attack | |||
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"Blimey that went quickly Is that what she said Nope unfortunately, nearly gave myself a heart attack " Good man | |||
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"Hmmmm wonder if my meet is going to show " He'd be mad if not | |||
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"Blimey that went quickly Is that what she said Nope unfortunately, nearly gave myself a heart attack It's the alcohol you've got on offer " It wasn't the alcohol | |||
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"Hmmmm wonder if my meet is going to show He'd be mad if not " ^^ What o'Smoothie said | |||
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"Hmmmm wonder if my meet is going to show " Good evening Ms. Misty Welcome to Team Nocturnal | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? " Budge up | |||
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"I,ll be mad lol... I dont get the stockings on for just anyone " Drools stocking toooooo | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up " I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? | |||
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"Jeez! Louise? " Jane actually | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? " I can offer my services for a NOMinal fee | |||
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"I,ll be mad lol... I dont get the stockings on for just anyone Drools stocking toooooo " Go get some tissue before you make a mess | |||
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"Hmmmm wonder if my meet is going to show He'd be mad if not ^^ What o'Smoothie said " Says mister pre cum damp spot | |||
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"Hello again xx" Good evening again x x | |||
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"I,ll be mad lol... I dont get the stockings on for just anyone Drools stocking toooooo Go get some tissue before you make a mess " To late mate | |||
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"Hmmmm wonder if my meet is going to show He'd be mad if not ^^ What o'Smoothie said Says mister pre cum damp spot " Must you be so crude? | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club " Its a one stop thread for all us poor souls up at ungodly hours for whatever reason We're a very friendly bunch. | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club " We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 | |||
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"I,ll be mad lol... I dont get the stockings on for just anyone Drools stocking toooooo Go get some tissue before you make a mess " I may have laughed just a little too hard at that | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? " put PP in the middle then | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club Its a one stop thread for all us poor souls up at ungodly hours for whatever reason We're a very friendly bunch." He's a liar | |||
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"Oh dear is fire on fire " Not any more i just put the fire out with my hose | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 " OMG I JUST SAW A FLYING PIG | |||
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"Hmmmm wonder if my meet is going to show He'd be mad if not ^^ What o'Smoothie said Says mister pre cum damp spot " Ok whos talked? | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club Its a one stop thread for all us poor souls up at ungodly hours for whatever reason We're a very friendly bunch. He's a liar " Meeeeeggggg be nice im on the pull ffs | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then" Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! | |||
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"Turning in. Night all." Good evening and goodnight Mr. Lib | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! " Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! " Oh boy now you've got me all excited | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! " Lmfao clasic we have our very own meg right here god ilove you xxxxxc | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club Its a one stop thread for all us poor souls up at ungodly hours for whatever reason We're a very friendly bunch. He's a liar " What We ARE friendly | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club Its a one stop thread for all us poor souls up at ungodly hours for whatever reason We're a very friendly bunch. He's a liar Meeeeeggggg be nice im on the pull ffs " I'm cock blocking! | |||
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"Hmmmm wonder if my meet is going to show He'd be mad if not ^^ What o'Smoothie said Says mister pre cum damp spot Ok whos talked? " the dawg | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Lmfao clasic we have our very own meg right here god ilove you xxxxxc" NO!!!!! | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! " Don't worry you soon will be | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club Its a one stop thread for all us poor souls up at ungodly hours for whatever reason We're a very friendly bunch. He's a liar What We ARE friendly " No.. We're completely bonkers and only appear friendly until we kidnap you and keep you here forever | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be " Perv | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. " You and me are gonna fall out mister | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently " Its the first law of the nocturnal thread | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv " Yep | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. You and me are gonna fall out mister " Awww come on you got to admit that was so funny. The poor girls no idea the hornets nest shes sterd up and i love her for it | |||
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"Upside family guy has mentioned porn " That is an upside it must be said | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv Yep " I'd better put my Winnie-The-Pooh onsie on then | |||
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"Upside family guy has mentioned porn " Fuck this lot i love family guy to so maybe alone but im with ya xx | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread " No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. You and me are gonna fall out mister Awww come on you got to admit that was so funny. The poor girls no idea the hornets nest shes sterd up and i love her for it " Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 " Excuse me | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages " Where's my toast then? | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 Excuse me " Ok shes pretty nice too xx | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 Excuse me " Humour him he's on a roll | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? " White or wholemeal? | |||
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"Yeehaar ... You can be my family guy bud... " Hmmm theres anther kinda bud id preffer but hey its a damn good start | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? " Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 Excuse me Humour him he's on a roll " Rolling rolling rolling keep those wagins rolling.....no ok I'll get my coat | |||
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"Hey at what stage of the night do you give up on the late night caller !? " Depends how far from Manchester you are | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 Excuse me Humour him he's on a roll Rolling rolling rolling keep those wagins rolling.....no ok I'll get my coat " If you're not going to participate in keeping me warm, may I please borrow your coat? | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 Excuse me Humour him he's on a roll Rolling rolling rolling keep those wagins rolling.....no ok I'll get my coat If you're not going to participate in keeping me warm, may I please borrow your coat?" My coat god we would never find you again tich | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv Yep I'd better put my Winnie-The-Pooh onsie on then " Kinky | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please " Marmite Are you mad ? | |||
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"Lol try the irish sea sort of far away " Gona be a late 1 then.....where did i put my arm bands and rubber ducky ring | |||
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"Hey at what stage of the night do you give up on the late night caller !? " If he's not there after waiting an hour put him on the shit list What a douche | |||
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"Thanks ... Never new about the noctuernal club We are the cool club here every night but shhhhhh don't tell this lot but im the only really nice 1 Excuse me Humour him he's on a roll Rolling rolling rolling keep those wagins rolling.....no ok I'll get my coat If you're not going to participate in keeping me warm, may I please borrow your coat? My coat god we would never find you again tich " I'm not short besides it needs to be big to go round my flab | |||
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"Bladey is desperate for a shag, but he'd swim the Irish Sea for a lovely lady like you " Errrr yep you got me there | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv Yep I'd better put my Winnie-The-Pooh onsie on then Kinky " I repeat.. Perv | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? " Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? | |||
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"Hey at what stage of the night do you give up on the late night caller !? If he's not there after waiting an hour put him on the shit list What a douche " Got to agree on that ffs what a knob | |||
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"Bladey is desperate for a shag, but he'd swim the Irish Sea for a lovely lady like you Errrr yep you got me there " I know you too well | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? " You're Roger | |||
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"Awww can I be part of your sandwich Fire I have it on go authority the irish sea is calm tonight, it will only take you 5 mins to paddle over " There's always space in the sandwich nuggle | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger " Pmsl | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? " Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite | |||
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"Awww can I be part of your sandwich Fire I have it on go authority the irish sea is calm tonight, it will only take you 5 mins to paddle over " You can be the meat in my sandwich any time and i promise not to ever keep you waiting My smoothness knows no bounds tonight.....pass the puke bowl please that 1 got me too | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite " I'm disowning you | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger Pmsl " | |||
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"Just not feeling american dad " Yes I no what you mean. Cheap copys come to mind | |||
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"Awww can I be part of your sandwich Fire I have it on go authority the irish sea is calm tonight, it will only take you 5 mins to paddle over You can be the meat in my sandwich any time and i promise not to ever keep you waiting My smoothness knows no bounds tonight.....pass the puke bowl please that 1 got me too" Bathroom is that way.. | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv Yep I'd better put my Winnie-The-Pooh onsie on then Kinky " its ok PP.theres a cat flap in it | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv Yep I'd better put my Winnie-The-Pooh onsie on then Kinky " its ok PP.theres a cat flap in it | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger " Missed that id say hes about the funniest so cool by me | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum " I like you | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger Missed that id say hes about the funniest so cool by me " I was thinking more looks than personality | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum " God the 1st fly in the tea hate marmite but I'll bring toothpaste | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv Yep I'd better put my Winnie-The-Pooh onsie on then Kinky its ok PP.theres a cat flap in it " Sorted and what will you be wearing | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger Missed that id say hes about the funniest so cool by me I was thinking more looks than personality " Now thats bitchy | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite I'm disowning you " Bit harsh, you must REALLY like Marmite | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger Missed that id say hes about the funniest so cool by me I was thinking more looks than personality Now thats bitchy " The truth hurts | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you " Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger Missed that id say hes about the funniest so cool by me I was thinking more looks than personality Now thats bitchy The truth hurts " Yes meg | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite I'm disowning you Bit harsh, you must REALLY like Marmite " Remember those pot noodles I was moaning about? I stick a teaspoon of marmite in with it to make it bearable | |||
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"Whats happening team nocturnal : " Good evening Mr. D Family Guy discussions mostly | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !?" If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon | |||
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"Ok so our feelings on American dad ? You're Roger Missed that id say hes about the funniest so cool by me I was thinking more looks than personality Now thats bitchy The truth hurts Yes meg" Dick | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite I'm disowning you Bit harsh, you must REALLY like Marmite Remember those pot noodles I was moaning about? I stick a teaspoon of marmite in with it to make it bearable " Now I'm disowning you | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite I'm disowning you Bit harsh, you must REALLY like Marmite Remember those pot noodles I was moaning about? I stick a teaspoon of marmite in with it to make it bearable Now I'm disowning you " You can't disown someone who's already disowned you... | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon " Euuuurrrggggghhhhh! Think I just did a bit of sick in my mouth then. | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon " Ok ive just ditched the heels. Im away to get my marmite... At least its reliable, tastes good and always makes me say mmmmm | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon Ok ive just ditched the heels. Im away to get my marmite... At least its reliable, tastes good and always makes me say mmmmm " Good on ya girl | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon Euuuurrrggggghhhhh! Think I just did a bit of sick in my mouth then." Good. Now you know how I feel when I look at you | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite I'm disowning you Bit harsh, you must REALLY like Marmite Remember those pot noodles I was moaning about? I stick a teaspoon of marmite in with it to make it bearable Now I'm disowning you You can't disown someone who's already disowned you... " Antidisestablishment...its possible to disestablish a group that has already disestablished. So ergo I disown your disownment. | |||
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"Mmmmmm marmite on thick toast with real butter bliss. Had better not get crumbs on PPs bits tho" It's alright.. I'll clean it up | |||
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"Now the question is ... Do I dump the heels and get the slippers on... Ive been reduced to watching family guy in stockings !!! Family guy discussions aren't allowed on the nocturnal thread. Apparently Its the first law of the nocturnal thread No, 1st law is must supply tea and toast or alcoholic beverages Where's my toast then? White or wholemeal? Two of each please. Thick sliced if you've got it. Plenty of butter and bring us the jar of marmite please Marmite Are you mad ? Possibly. But what does that have to do with marmite? Wrong emoji lol. Meant to have been rolling eyes to showy disdain to the foulness that is Marmite I'm disowning you Bit harsh, you must REALLY like Marmite Remember those pot noodles I was moaning about? I stick a teaspoon of marmite in with it to make it bearable Now I'm disowning you You can't disown someone who's already disowned you... Antidisestablishment...its possible to disestablish a group that has already disestablished. So ergo I disown your disownment. " | |||
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"Good night all " Nighty night filthy dreams x x | |||
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"Good night all " Night night gorgeous xxx | |||
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"It's chilly tonight. Who wants to sandwich me to help me warm up? Budge up I'm budged. That's one side sorted! Anyone else? put PP in the middle then Ok so PP is warm.. But I'm not! Don't worry you soon will be Perv Yep I'd better put my Winnie-The-Pooh onsie on then Kinky its ok PP.theres a cat flap in it Sorted and what will you be wearing " nothing takes uniform off | |||
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"Yo." J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . | |||
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"Yo." Please I've asked nicely will you put your mum away oops i mean bum | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left " I'll post you some | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon Euuuurrrggggghhhhh! Think I just did a bit of sick in my mouth then. Good. Now you know how I feel when I look at you " What That's really harsh | |||
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"I'm feeling particularly bitchy tonight #sorrynotsorry " I'd noticed | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon Ok ive just ditched the heels. Im away to get my marmite... At least its reliable, tastes good and always makes me say mmmmm " Its a sad sad sichuashon so sad so sad..........god i can sing me bloody shame about the spelling though | |||
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"I loooove marmite on buttery toast Yum yum I like you Dont think these guys have actually tasted marmite !? If they had then they'd be eating it out of the jar with a spoon Euuuurrrggggghhhhh! Think I just did a bit of sick in my mouth then. Good. Now you know how I feel when I look at you What That's really harsh " Awwww I'm sorry bub *nuggle* | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg ." It's all good in tha hood, respect. | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left " Throw toothpast out to sea | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left I'll post you some " Cheers Can you pay for a courier, royal mail is shite | |||
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"Yo. Please I've asked nicely will you put your mum away oops i mean bum " You want my cock? | |||
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"Right calling it a night, see ya all laters " Night night xx | |||
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"Right calling it a night, see ya all laters " Laters dude | |||
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"I'm feeling particularly bitchy tonight #sorrynotsorry I'd noticed " I've fabbed all your pics as an apology | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left I'll post you some Cheers Can you pay for a courier, royal mail is shite " It's only the Tesco version! I'll just send you the cash | |||
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"Right calling it a night, see ya all laters " Na night. | |||
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"Yo. Please I've asked nicely will you put your mum away oops i mean bum You want my cock?" good god no......is that what that was the other day fuckin ell couldn't tell | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . It's all good in tha hood, respect." Whats going down in J town? | |||
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"Yo. Please I've asked nicely will you put your mum away oops i mean bum You want my cock? good god no......is that what that was the other day fuckin ell couldn't tell " | |||
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"I'm feeling particularly bitchy tonight #sorrynotsorry I'd noticed I've fabbed all your pics as an apology " Bless you | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left I'll post you some Cheers Can you pay for a courier, royal mail is shite Im very disappointed in you !! If your going to eat marmite it has to be the real one Tisk Tisk !! It's only the Tesco version! I'll just send you the cash " | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . It's all good in tha hood, respect. Whats going down in J town? " Nobody unfortunately, what's up with you D-Unit? | |||
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"I'm feeling particularly bitchy tonight #sorrynotsorry I'd noticed I've fabbed all your pics as an apology Bless you " You're a cutie really | |||
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"Frankly im upset nobody noticed my singing up there " Don't quit your day job | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . It's all good in tha hood, respect. Whats going down in J town? Nobody unfortunately, what's up with you D-Unit?" Just chilling in da crib tonight sippin' on gin an'juice....without the gin | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left I'll post you some Cheers Can you pay for a courier, royal mail is shite Im very disappointed in you !! If your going to eat marmite it has to be the real one Tisk Tisk !! It's only the Tesco version! I'll just send you the cash " I'm not made of bloody money | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left I'll post you some Cheers Can you pay for a courier, royal mail is shite Im very disappointed in you !! If your going to eat marmite it has to be the real one Tisk Tisk !! It's only the Tesco version! I'll just send you the cash " Offering cash for sex is banned on her. Im really shocked at this | |||
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"Frankly im upset nobody noticed my singing up there " I did wonder if I should say something but discretion is the better part of valour and all that | |||
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"Ffs not a great way to start my week off.. Stood up and no fecking marmite left I'll post you some Cheers Can you pay for a courier, royal mail is shite Im very disappointed in you !! If your going to eat marmite it has to be the real one Tisk Tisk !! It's only the Tesco version! I'll just send you the cash Offering cash for sex is banned on her. Im really shocked at this" Ok I'll give ya that.. Marmite is as good as sex | |||
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"Bladey, enjoy the view." You fucking ugly cunt runs off to get protection | |||
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"Bladey, enjoy the view. You fucking ugly cunt runs off to get protection " *passes condom* | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . It's all good in tha hood, respect. Whats going down in J town? Nobody unfortunately, what's up with you D-Unit? Just chilling in da crib tonight sippin' on gin an'juice....without the gin " Sounds good, so you're a night owl when you're not working. I use the word working lightly. | |||
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"Bladey, enjoy the view. You fucking ugly cunt runs off to get protection " Hahahaha. | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . It's all good in tha hood, respect. Whats going down in J town? Nobody unfortunately, what's up with you D-Unit? Just chilling in da crib tonight sippin' on gin an'juice....without the gin Sounds good, so you're a night owl when you're not working. I use the word working lightly." There you go mr winky | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . It's all good in tha hood, respect. Whats going down in J town? Nobody unfortunately, what's up with you D-Unit? Just chilling in da crib tonight sippin' on gin an'juice....without the gin Sounds good, so you're a night owl when you're not working. I use the word working lightly." Dan never works | |||
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"Yo. J to the I to the M in da house. Wassup J-dawg . It's all good in tha hood, respect. Whats going down in J town? Nobody unfortunately, what's up with you D-Unit? Just chilling in da crib tonight sippin' on gin an'juice....without the gin Sounds good, so you're a night owl when you're not working. I use the word working lightly." Yes ease use it lightly lol. I'm back at work.Tuesday night so staying up to re adjust body clock, although tbh rarely in bed before 3 normally | |||
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