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"Oi Oi Dan " Beuno estente Mr. PP | |||
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"Winding down after a joyful 12 hour shift " Good evening Sophie Damn that's a long old day | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep " Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort | |||
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"Evening Dan & PP!!! I'm still cleaning...... " Good evening Ms. Juniper At this time of night | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight " Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight | |||
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"Perving heavily ......! Hehe " Good evening Pete Best way tbh | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort " Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight " Awwww come on 2ish at least | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on " Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? " You my sweet may have a duble | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate " Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving " I'm sprawled out on the reclining part of my corner sofa having a perv myself | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? " You most certainly can | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight Awwww come on 2ish at least " O.k. but you said you needed sleep | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits " And what a lovely pair they are too | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits " Ive not seen it but I've always liked a bit of vinegar | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You my sweet may have a duble " Trying to get me d*unk? | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You most certainly can " Are you the naked bar tender I ordered? | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight Awwww come on 2ish at least O.k. but you said you needed sleep " You need to start being stricter with him he gets away with far too much | |||
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"Just got in from training. Left over pizza and a bottle of cider for tea and everyone in the house is already in bed asleep. " Good evening Mr. Thingtwo Pizza and cider isn't too bad I guess, could've been worse and had to have fuck all on toast | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on " Good evening HnH Whom on earth would pick on you | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight Awwww come on 2ish at least O.k. but you said you needed sleep " Despratly mate but im being realistic | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits " There's a thread about vinegar tits? | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight Awwww come on 2ish at least O.k. but you said you needed sleep You need to start being stricter with him he gets away with far too much " | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving " True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You most certainly can Are you the naked bar tender I ordered? " Oh yes | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! " Good evening Ms. TGND Hope you get well soon | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits And what a lovely pair they are too " | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? " What are vinegar tits?? | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! Good evening Ms. TGND Hope you get well soon " Ta I'm already on the mend! | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You my sweet may have a duble Trying to get me d*unk? " If it would get me in your pants hell yes | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? " Good evening Ms. Seduced A stiff double? | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! Good evening Ms. TGND My mate megimus how ya doing xx Hope you get well soon Ta I'm already on the mend!" | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Good evening HnH Whom on earth would pick on you " I know how bloody dare he | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits " What Nooooo. | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! " Living the dream then | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! Good evening Ms. TGND My mate megimus how ya doing xx Hope you get well soon Ta I'm already on the mend!" You must be tired if you're posting mid quote! | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight Awwww come on 2ish at least O.k. but you said you needed sleep You need to start being stricter with him he gets away with far too much " He does doesn't he | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? Good evening Ms. Seduced A stiff double? " Very stiff please | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits " Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? " I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping | |||
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"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight Good evening Bladey You've got till midnight Awwww come on 2ish at least O.k. but you said you needed sleep Despratly mate but im being realistic " If I'm still up at 2 I'll remind you | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You my sweet may have a duble Trying to get me d*unk? If it would get me in your pants hell yes " Oh everyone knows I don't wear pants | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping " Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! Good evening Ms. TGND My mate megimus how ya doing xx Hope you get well soon Ta I'm already on the mend! You must be tired if you're posting mid quote! " Manged 2 hours or so before so yes. Think its 5 days now really not good | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! " Well hello Ms. Peach Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?. | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! " How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! Good evening Ms. TGND My mate megimus how ya doing xx Hope you get well soon Ta I'm already on the mend! You must be tired if you're posting mid quote! Manged 2 hours or so before so yes. Think its 5 days now really not good " I'll get the lavender and hot bath ready | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You my sweet may have a duble Trying to get me d*unk? If it would get me in your pants hell yes Oh everyone knows I don't wear pants " You possibly guessed but I'm hoping to find that out for myself | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! Good evening Ms. TGND Hope you get well soon Ta I'm already on the mend!" Good good | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You my sweet may have a duble Trying to get me d*unk? If it would get me in your pants hell yes Oh everyone knows I don't wear pants " This is true | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? You my sweet may have a duble Trying to get me d*unk? If it would get me in your pants hell yes " Smoother than peanut butter with no nuts in | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! Well hello Ms. Peach Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?." You smooth fucker you. Yes you beat me to it | |||
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"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either! " Good evening Mr. Cougar Me neither | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it " I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice | |||
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"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? Good evening Ms. Seduced A stiff double? Very stiff please " I can manage that....ice? | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. " On my way with your double vodka and you did say you wanted a stiff one as well | |||
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"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! Good evening Ms. TGND My mate megimus how ya doing xx Hope you get well soon Ta I'm already on the mend! You must be tired if you're posting mid quote! Manged 2 hours or so before so yes. Think its 5 days now really not good I'll get the lavender and hot bath ready" Willing to give anything a shot at this point | |||
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"Evening Dan & PP!!! I'm still cleaning...... Good evening Ms. Juniper At this time of night " Guests arriving tomorrow!!! | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! " Good eveningy dear Saggy Wow amazing how bitter people get with rejection | |||
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"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either! Good evening Mr. Cougar Me neither " I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course) Who's joining me...? | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. " Damn and blast | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! Well hello Ms. Peach Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?." I'm very well thank you my lovely!! Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!! | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. On my way with your double vodka and you did say you wanted a stiff one as well" I think I ordered a stiff double but I don't want it going my head | |||
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"Evening Dan and all No perving on Sundays Honest " Good evening Ms. Shybie And on the 7th day you rested? Nope.....not buying it | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. Damn and blast " You need to be quicker | |||
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"Day off today so I guess I'm perving " Good evening Ms. Tyre That's a good guess I reckon | |||
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"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either! Good evening Mr. Cougar Me neither I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course) Who's joining me...? " I''ll call in as I pass by this week | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice" I wanna give you a big hug now | |||
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"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either! Good evening Mr. Cougar Me neither I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course) Who's joining me...? I''ll call in as I pass by this week " I'll have a cold one ready for ya | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes " They are very lickable.....I mean likeable | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. Damn and blast You need to be quicker " That sounds wrong | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable " I'm guessing there probably both | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. Damn and blast You need to be quicker " Ok its not the fastest but come on theres not much that can come close to a blade | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes " Oh granny tits!! I've had those since my kids ate them!! They should have to pay for surgery to put your body right when they start working! Mine's f****d!! | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. On my way with your double vodka and you did say you wanted a stiff one as well" Kudos to you good Sir | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now" I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders | |||
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"Evening Dan & PP!!! I'm still cleaning...... Good evening Ms. Juniper At this time of night Guests arriving tomorrow!!!" Ah panic ocd cleaning...I got you | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable " As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes Oh granny tits!! I've had those since my kids ate them!! They should have to pay for surgery to put your body right when they start working! Mine's f****d!! " | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. Damn and blast You need to be quicker Ok its not the fastest but come on theres not much that can come close to a blade " Are we talking bikes? Cos I always preferred the R1. | |||
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"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either! Good evening Mr. Cougar Me neither I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course) Who's joining me...? " Sounds good, I'll bring the Bulmers and Jager | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! " daniel | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders " Suppose a shags out of the question then | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! Well hello Ms. Peach Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?. I'm very well thank you my lovely!! Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!! " Ah, the lure of alcohol is hard to resist | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then " Trust you to put a smile on my face | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! Well hello Ms. Peach Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?. I'm very well thank you my lovely!! Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!! Ah, the lure of alcohol is hard to resist " Indeed! And virtual alcohol is REALLY cheap! No VAT!! | |||
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"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. Damn and blast You need to be quicker Ok its not the fastest but come on theres not much that can come close to a blade Are we talking bikes? Cos I always preferred the R1. " Well yes but I've alway been a quolity kinda guy and yes an r1 may just have the top speed but a blade will just run and run long after the r1 is dead on its feet | |||
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"Still awake...can't sleep...Full of a cold x" Good evening Ms. Purple Sending medicinal hugs your way | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face " Good,I aim to please | |||
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"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving " Good evening Ms. Nectar Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place | |||
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"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving Good evening Ms. Nectar Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place " Speak for yourself! I'm perfectly innocent...... | |||
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"I'm here! " Good evening Ms. Sunrise You working or lurking tonight? | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please " If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? | |||
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"I'm up " Good evening Ms. V Restless or just honest to goodness perving? | |||
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"Im here perving. Cant sleep way too hot " Good evening Ms. Loud Fab provides a really good insomnia solution doesn't it | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable I'm guessing there probably both " Yes | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! " Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it I'm an ass muncher That sounds soooo wrong | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please " | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it I'm an ass muncher That sounds soooo wrong " It does | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? " If you insist | |||
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"I'm back again, seems ye can't get rid of me " Eh up Lim Welcome back | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it I'm an ass muncher That sounds soooo wrong " Yes it really does | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! daniel" What? It's very nibbleable...is that even a word? | |||
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"You lot are too quick for me.. I go wash up and make a cuppa and lost what's going on! What did I miss? " I'm struggling to keep up lol | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist " Kick a man when he's down | |||
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"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep Good evening Mr. Throbbing Nowt like perving in comfort Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving True!! Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!! Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! Well hello Ms. Peach Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?. I'm very well thank you my lovely!! Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!! Ah, the lure of alcohol is hard to resist Indeed! And virtual alcohol is REALLY cheap! No VAT!! " Or hangover either Triple vodka? | |||
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"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving Good evening Ms. Nectar Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place Speak for yourself! I'm perfectly innocent...... " Same as me then | |||
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"Contemplating sleep here. " Good evening Ms. Puff Contemplating suggests you don't actually want to....much better to stay up and perve | |||
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"This night roll goes so fast no wonder ya fill up 4/5 threads a night :-/" I need a secretary some.nights just to keep up....its hard work you know | |||
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"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx" Fuck off !!!! | |||
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"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx" Well hello there x | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Kick a man when he's down " awwwwwww 3 way?! | |||
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"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx Fuck off !!!! " *snigger* | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it I'm an ass muncher That sounds soooo wrong It does " Yeah, reading it back it does a bit | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist " Oh...sweet...baby...Jesus | |||
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"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up " Just go with the flow | |||
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"This night roll goes so fast no wonder ya fill up 4/5 threads a night :-/ I need a secretary some.nights just to keep up....its hard work you know " Shall I come be your secretary and help you 'keep up?' | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes They are very lickable.....I mean likeable As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it I'm an ass muncher That sounds soooo wrong Yes it really does " I knew what I meant | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! " Now ya talkin | |||
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"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up Just go with the flow " The flow of vodka? | |||
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"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx" Good evening Voddy x x You're late this evening, you working? | |||
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"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up " It'll settle down in a bit....maybe | |||
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"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time of the night where I ask that all important question. Are you perving, restless or working this balmy summers eve? " Evening. Tonight we are both working R is in nights today and tomorrow. I'm reviewing a paper which I should have made time for during the rest of the weekend | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Oh...sweet...baby...Jesus " | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! " Oh | |||
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"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake. Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia. " Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe | |||
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"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up Just go with the flow The flow of vodka? " If you insist | |||
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"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake. Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia. " Good evening Ms. HH Welcome to Team Nocturnal The inane cure for insomnia | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! Now ya talkin " That perked you up | |||
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"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake. Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia. Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe " Nearly your bed time young man | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! Oh " There's room for another | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! Now ya talkin That perked you up " | |||
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"I'm back again, seems ye can't get rid of me Eh up Lim Welcome back " Had a busy weekend but back on here now creepy on all the hotties | |||
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"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake. Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia. Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe Nearly your bed time young man " If you recon I'm leaving you will all the talent you seriously deluded | |||
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"This night roll goes so fast no wonder ya fill up 4/5 threads a night :-/ I need a secretary some.nights just to keep up....its hard work you know Shall I come be your secretary and help you 'keep up?' " Its tbe keeping it down bit that's the problem | |||
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"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up Just go with the flow The flow of vodka? If you insist " No ta xD I'll stick with tea! | |||
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"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up Just go with the flow The flow of vodka? If you insist No ta xD I'll stick with tea! " I only serve Yorkshire tea | |||
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"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time of the night where I ask that all important question. Are you perving, restless or working this balmy summers eve? Evening. Tonight we are both working R is in nights today and tomorrow. I'm reviewing a paper which I should have made time for during the rest of the weekend " Good evening to you both Welcome to Team Nocturnal | |||
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"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up Just go with the flow The flow of vodka? If you insist No ta xD I'll stick with tea! I only serve Yorkshire tea " Well we are in Yorkshire. It's not like they do Surrey tea | |||
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"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake. Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia. Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe " That's the type of ironic shit Alanis Morrisette was on about | |||
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"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx" Imp? Oh my did that stick? Lol. Oh! Hahaha | |||
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"Evening Dan and all I'm being picked on Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate Over on the other thread I've got vinegar tits There's a thread about vinegar tits? I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice I wanna give you a big hug now I aint bloody offering you advice again It's a good job I've got broad shoulders Suppose a shags out of the question then Trust you to put a smile on my face Good,I aim to please If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? If you insist Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! Oh There's room for another " Oooh yes please | |||
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"I'm back again, seems ye can't get rid of me Eh up Lim Welcome back Had a busy weekend but back on here now creepy on all the hotties " Good man | |||
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"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake. Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia. Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe Nearly your bed time young man If you recon I'm leaving you will all the talent you seriously deluded " Ha ha ha knew you'd stay up late | |||
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"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx Imp? Oh my did that stick? Lol. Oh! Hahaha" No it didn't right | |||
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"Yes Dan had the lot to put to bed lazy day staff plus washing ironing cleaning n veggies to do oh and pills sitting down for 10 minutes now perving my favorite hunks " Ah shit chick feel for you, hate it when days are lazy and dump shit on you | |||
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"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake. Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia. Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe Nearly your bed time young man If you recon I'm leaving you will all the talent you seriously deluded Ha ha ha knew you'd stay up late " He's scared he'll miss sum et | |||
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"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving Good evening Ms. Nectar Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place " Excellent and a large vodka while I peruse your thread ....first one I've come across with a bar | |||
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