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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening Ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time of the night where I ask that all important question.

Are you perving, restless or working this balmy summers eve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Oi Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winding down after a joyful 12 hour shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening Dan & PP!!!

I'm still cleaning......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi Oi Dan "

Beuno estente Mr. PP

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Winding down after a joyful 12 hour shift "

Good evening Sophie

Damn that's a long old day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep "

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving heavily ......! Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan & PP!!!

I'm still cleaning...... "

Good evening Ms. Juniper

At this time of night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight "

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perving heavily ......! Hehe "

Good evening Pete

Best way tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort "

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight "

Awwww come on 2ish at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in from training. Left over pizza and a bottle of cider for tea and everyone in the house is already in bed asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on "

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? "

You my sweet may have a duble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate "

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving "

I'm sprawled out on the reclining part of my corner sofa having a perv myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? "

You most certainly can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight

Awwww come on 2ish at least "

O.k. but you said you needed sleep

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm here, having a mooch around before I go to sleep ??..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits "

And what a lovely pair they are too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits "

Ive not seen it but I've always liked a bit of vinegar

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You my sweet may have a duble "

Trying to get me d*unk?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You most certainly can "

Are you the naked bar tender I ordered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight

Awwww come on 2ish at least

O.k. but you said you needed sleep "

You need to start being stricter with him he gets away with far too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got in from training. Left over pizza and a bottle of cider for tea and everyone in the house is already in bed asleep. "

Good evening Mr. Thingtwo

Pizza and cider isn't too bad I guess, could've been worse and had to have fuck all on toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on "

Good evening HnH

Whom on earth would pick on you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight

Awwww come on 2ish at least

O.k. but you said you needed sleep "

Despratly mate but im being realistic

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits "

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight

Awwww come on 2ish at least

O.k. but you said you needed sleep

You need to start being stricter with him he gets away with far too much "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving "

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You most certainly can

Are you the naked bar tender I ordered? "

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat! "

Good evening Ms. TGND

Hope you get well soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

And what a lovely pair they are too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits? "

What are vinegar tits??

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Hope you get well soon "

Ta I'm already on the mend!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You my sweet may have a duble

Trying to get me d*unk? "

If it would get me in your pants hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please? "

Good evening Ms. Seduced

A stiff double?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

Good evening Ms. TGND

My mate megimus how ya doing xx

Hope you get well soon

Ta I'm already on the mend!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Good evening HnH

Whom on earth would pick on you "

I know how bloody dare he

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits "

What Nooooo.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! "

Living the dream then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

Good evening Ms. TGND

My mate megimus how ya doing xx

Hope you get well soon

Ta I'm already on the mend!"

You must be tired if you're posting mid quote!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight

Awwww come on 2ish at least

O.k. but you said you needed sleep

You need to start being stricter with him he gets away with far too much "

He does doesn't he

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

Good evening Ms. Seduced

A stiff double? "

Very stiff please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits "

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits? "

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Not to self must at least get some sleep tonight. Sombody please make me stick to this tonight

Good evening Bladey

You've got till midnight

Awwww come on 2ish at least

O.k. but you said you needed sleep

Despratly mate but im being realistic "

If I'm still up at 2 I'll remind you

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You my sweet may have a duble

Trying to get me d*unk?

If it would get me in your pants hell yes "

Oh everyone knows I don't wear pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Dan and all

No perving on Sundays

Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping "

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day off today so I guess I'm perving

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

Good evening Ms. TGND

My mate megimus how ya doing xx

Hope you get well soon

Ta I'm already on the mend!

You must be tired if you're posting mid quote! "

Manged 2 hours or so before so yes. Think its 5 days now really not good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!! "

Well hello Ms. Peach

Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! "

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

Good evening Ms. TGND

My mate megimus how ya doing xx

Hope you get well soon

Ta I'm already on the mend!

You must be tired if you're posting mid quote!

Manged 2 hours or so before so yes. Think its 5 days now really not good "

I'll get the lavender and hot bath ready

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You my sweet may have a duble

Trying to get me d*unk?

If it would get me in your pants hell yes

Oh everyone knows I don't wear pants "

You possibly guessed but I'm hoping to find that out for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

Good evening Ms. TGND

Hope you get well soon

Ta I'm already on the mend!"

Good good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You my sweet may have a duble

Trying to get me d*unk?

If it would get me in your pants hell yes

Oh everyone knows I don't wear pants "

This is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

You my sweet may have a duble

Trying to get me d*unk?

If it would get me in your pants hell yes "

Smoother than peanut butter with no nuts in

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!!

Well hello Ms. Peach

Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?."

You smooth fucker you. Yes you beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either! "

Good evening Mr. Cougar

Me neither

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it "

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just home after working an absolutely awful shift. Can I have a vodka please?

Good evening Ms. Seduced

A stiff double?

Very stiff please "

I can manage that....ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. "

On my way with your double vodka and you did say you wanted a stiff one as well

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Gonna have some soup feeling better than this morning so it's time to eat!

Good evening Ms. TGND

My mate megimus how ya doing xx

Hope you get well soon

Ta I'm already on the mend!

You must be tired if you're posting mid quote!

Manged 2 hours or so before so yes. Think its 5 days now really not good

I'll get the lavender and hot bath ready"

Willing to give anything a shot at this point

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Evening Dan & PP!!!

I'm still cleaning......

Good evening Ms. Juniper

At this time of night "

Guests arriving tomorrow!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits! "

Good eveningy dear

Saggy Wow amazing how bitter people get with rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either!

Good evening Mr. Cougar

Me neither "

I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course)

Who's joining me...?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man. "

Damn and blast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!!

Well hello Ms. Peach

Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?."

I'm very well thank you my lovely!!

Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

On my way with your double vodka and you did say you wanted a stiff one as well"

I think I ordered a stiff double but I don't want it going my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still awake...can't sleep...Full of a cold x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

No perving on Sundays

Honest "

Good evening Ms. Shybie

And on the 7th day you rested?

Nope.....not buying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

Damn and blast "

You need to be quicker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day off today so I guess I'm perving "

Good evening Ms. Tyre

That's a good guess I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either!

Good evening Mr. Cougar

Me neither

I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course)

Who's joining me...? "

I''ll call in as I pass by this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice"

I wanna give you a big hug now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either!

Good evening Mr. Cougar

Me neither

I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course)

Who's joining me...?

I''ll call in as I pass by this week "

I'll have a cold one ready for ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes "

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

Damn and blast

You need to be quicker "

That sounds wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Im here perving. Cant sleep way too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable "

I'm guessing there probably both

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

Damn and blast

You need to be quicker "

Ok its not the fastest but come on theres not much that can come close to a blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes "

Oh granny tits!! I've had those since my kids ate them!!

They should have to pay for surgery to put your body right when they start working! Mine's f****d!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

On my way with your double vodka and you did say you wanted a stiff one as well"

Kudos to you good Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now"

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan & PP!!!

I'm still cleaning......

Good evening Ms. Juniper

At this time of night

Guests arriving tomorrow!!!"

Ah panic ocd cleaning...I got you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable "

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back again, seems ye can't get rid of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

Oh granny tits!! I've had those since my kids ate them!!

They should have to pay for surgery to put your body right when they start working! Mine's f****d!! "

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

Damn and blast

You need to be quicker

Ok its not the fastest but come on theres not much that can come close to a blade "

Are we talking bikes? Cos I always preferred the R1.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all. Perving tonight and I don't have to be up for work tomorrow either!

Good evening Mr. Cougar

Me neither

I shall be spending much of the next 2 weeks in my garden with a beer (not the same beer for the whole 2 weeks you understand of course)

Who's joining me...? "

Sounds good, I'll bring the Bulmers and Jager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! "

daniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders "

Suppose a shags out of the question then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!!

Well hello Ms. Peach

Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?.

I'm very well thank you my lovely!!

Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!! "

Ah, the lure of alcohol is hard to resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then "

Trust you to put a smile on my face

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

You lot are too quick for me.. I go wash up and make a cuppa and lost what's going on! What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!!

Well hello Ms. Peach

Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?.

I'm very well thank you my lovely!!

Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!!

Ah, the lure of alcohol is hard to resist "

Indeed! And virtual alcohol is REALLY cheap! No VAT!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think I may retire to bed with naked bar man.

Damn and blast

You need to be quicker

Ok its not the fastest but come on theres not much that can come close to a blade

Are we talking bikes? Cos I always preferred the R1. "

Well yes but I've alway been a quolity kinda guy and yes an r1 may just have the top speed but a blade will just run and run long after the r1 is dead on its feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still awake...can't sleep...Full of a cold x"

Good evening Ms. Purple

Sending medicinal hugs your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face "

Good,I aim to please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving "

Good evening Ms. Nectar

Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving

Good evening Ms. Nectar

Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place "

Speak for yourself! I'm perfectly innocent......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here!

"

Good evening Ms. Sunrise

You working or lurking tonight?

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Contemplating sleep here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please "

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm up "

Good evening Ms. V

Restless or just honest to goodness perving?

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

This night roll goes so fast no wonder ya fill up 4/5 threads a night :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im here perving. Cant sleep way too hot "

Good evening Ms. Loud

Fab provides a really good insomnia solution doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

I'm guessing there probably both "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!! "

Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it

I'm an ass muncher

That sounds soooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!!

Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it

I'm an ass muncher

That sounds soooo wrong "

It does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please? "

If you insist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm back again, seems ye can't get rid of me "

Eh up Lim

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!!

Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it

I'm an ass muncher

That sounds soooo wrong "

Yes it really does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!!

daniel"

What? It's very nibbleable...is that even a word?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lot are too quick for me.. I go wash up and make a cuppa and lost what's going on! What did I miss? "

I'm struggling to keep up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist "

Kick a man when he's down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im in bed having a quick perv before sleep

Good evening Mr. Throbbing

Nowt like perving in comfort

Evening dan, yes cant beat a bit of comfy perving

True!!

Kids only just settled! Drinking hot milk (yes I'm a wild one!) and watching 8out of 10 cats does countdown!!

Off to bed soon though! Been a looooooong day!!

Well hello Ms. Peach

Not had the pleasure of you on this thread before, how the devil are you?.

I'm very well thank you my lovely!!

Actually this is my second visit to your thread - but there wasn't a bar last time!! I'd give anything for a baileys right now!!

Ah, the lure of alcohol is hard to resist

Indeed! And virtual alcohol is REALLY cheap! No VAT!! "

Or hangover either

Triple vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving

Good evening Ms. Nectar

Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place

Speak for yourself! I'm perfectly innocent...... "

Same as me then

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Contemplating sleep here. "

Good evening Ms. Puff

Contemplating suggests you don't actually want to....much better to stay up and perve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This night roll goes so fast no wonder ya fill up 4/5 threads a night :-/"

I need a secretary some.nights just to keep up....its hard work you know

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx"

Fuck off !!!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx"

Well hello there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Kick a man when he's down "

awwwwwww 3 way?!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx

Fuck off !!!! "

*snigger*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!!

Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it

I'm an ass muncher

That sounds soooo wrong

It does "

Yeah, reading it back it does a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist "

Oh...sweet...baby...Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up "

Just go with the flow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This night roll goes so fast no wonder ya fill up 4/5 threads a night :-/

I need a secretary some.nights just to keep up....its hard work you know "

Shall I come be your secretary and help you 'keep up?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

Turned a guy down this morning, and then got told there was no way I'm only 28, as IV got saggy granny tits!

How very bloody dare he they'd have been the best 1s in the world if you'd have said yes

They are very lickable.....I mean likeable

As opposed to my ass, that you prefer to bite!!

Mmmmm your bum is so very nice though.....I can't help it

I'm an ass muncher

That sounds soooo wrong

Yes it really does "

I knew what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! "

Now ya talkin

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up

Just go with the flow "

The flow of vodka?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx"

Good evening Voddy x x

You're late this evening, you working?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up "

It'll settle down in a bit....maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time of the night where I ask that all important question.

Are you perving, restless or working this balmy summers eve? "

Evening. Tonight we are both working

R is in nights today and tomorrow. I'm reviewing a paper which I should have made time for during the rest of the weekend

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over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Oh...sweet...baby...Jesus "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?! "

Oh

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

"

Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up

Just go with the flow

The flow of vodka? "

If you insist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

"

Good evening Ms. HH

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

The inane cure for insomnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?!

Now ya talkin "

That perked you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe "

Nearly your bed time young man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?!

Oh

"

There's room for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?!

Now ya talkin

That perked you up "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back again, seems ye can't get rid of me

Eh up Lim

Welcome back "

Had a busy weekend but back on here now creepy on all the hotties

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe

Nearly your bed time young man "

If you recon I'm leaving you will all the talent you seriously deluded

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This night roll goes so fast no wonder ya fill up 4/5 threads a night :-/

I need a secretary some.nights just to keep up....its hard work you know

Shall I come be your secretary and help you 'keep up?' "

Its tbe keeping it down bit that's the problem

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up

Just go with the flow

The flow of vodka?

If you insist "

No ta xD I'll stick with tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up

Just go with the flow

The flow of vodka?

If you insist

No ta xD I'll stick with tea! "

I only serve Yorkshire tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Ladies and gentlemen, it's about that time of the night where I ask that all important question.

Are you perving, restless or working this balmy summers eve?

Evening. Tonight we are both working

R is in nights today and tomorrow. I'm reviewing a paper which I should have made time for during the rest of the weekend "

Good evening to you both

Welcome to Team Nocturnal

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Nope. Can't do it. By the time I read it all there's more. I give up

Just go with the flow

The flow of vodka?

If you insist

No ta xD I'll stick with tea!

I only serve Yorkshire tea "

Well we are in Yorkshire. It's not like they do Surrey tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe "

That's the type of ironic shit Alanis Morrisette was on about

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx"

Imp? Oh my did that stick? Lol.

Oh!

Hahaha

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Yes Dan had the lot to put to bed lazy day staff plus washing ironing cleaning n veggies to do oh and pills sitting down for 10 minutes now perving my favorite hunks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Dan and all

I'm being picked on

Who by you want me to get the boys round ? Nobody picks on my mate

Over on the other thread

I've got vinegar tits

There's a thread about vinegar tits?

I was only offering PP some advice on his thread and now I've ended up with vinegar tits that's what you get for helping

Why have I got the blame, It wasn't me who said it

I didn't say it was you, I did i was offering you advice

I wanna give you a big hug now

I aint bloody offering you advice again

It's a good job I've got broad shoulders

Suppose a shags out of the question then

Trust you to put a smile on my face

Good,I aim to please

If you're declining his shag, can I offer my services instead please?

If you insist

Kick a man when he's down awwwwwww 3 way?!

Oh

There's room for another "

Oooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm back again, seems ye can't get rid of me

Eh up Lim

Welcome back

Had a busy weekend but back on here now creepy on all the hotties "

Good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe

Nearly your bed time young man

If you recon I'm leaving you will all the talent you seriously deluded "

Ha ha ha knew you'd stay up late

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening sexy hunks imp and ladies xxx

Imp? Oh my did that stick? Lol.

Oh!

Hahaha"

No it didn't right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes Dan had the lot to put to bed lazy day staff plus washing ironing cleaning n veggies to do oh and pills sitting down for 10 minutes now perving my favorite hunks "

Ah shit chick feel for you, hate it when days are lazy and dump shit on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stupidly had a wee nap on the sofa this afternoon. Now bloomin' wide awake.

Still nice to be in such super company on Planet Insomnia.

Come sit with me young lady I'll keep you safe from the wolfs in here hehehe

Nearly your bed time young man

If you recon I'm leaving you will all the talent you seriously deluded

Ha ha ha knew you'd stay up late "

He's scared he'll miss sum et

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening after a couple days ill tonight I'm restless horny and so perving

Good evening Ms. Nectar

Perv away, we're all pervs here you've come to the right place "

Excellent and a large vodka while I peruse your thread ....first one I've come across with a bar

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