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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been stung today and I had forgotten how much of an irritating itch they cause and yes I've docleafed it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Calamine lotion or an anti-histamine will help too

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Need me to kiss it better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes use them as a form of punishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get stung on a regular basis,you become immune, don't know if that's very helpful though, should've shut up really, sorry mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sometimes use them as a form of punishment "

Trust you lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

They don't seem to affect me too much, although I was recently informed that they can be used for nipple play. My response was Fuck. That.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need me to kiss it better? "

You think it would help

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"If you get stung on a regular basis,you become immune, don't know if that's very helpful though, should've shut up really, sorry mate! "

Inane comments ....... That's what we need more of Mr Nordy , keep up the good work and I hope people follow your lead .

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Calamine lotion or an anti-histamine will help too "

Gonna have to man up Boots are closed now, so I'll just whinge about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They don't seem to affect me too much, although I was recently informed that they can be used for nipple play. My response was Fuck. That. "

Think that would be the same comment I'd make as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you get stung on a regular basis,you become immune, don't know if that's very helpful though, should've shut up really, sorry mate!

Inane comments ....... That's what we need more of Mr Nordy , keep up the good work and I hope people follow your lead .

Jo x"

Thanks for being supportive, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put vinegar on it.... Sounds bazzar i didnt believe it till i got stung by the bastard things but it really helped soothed the itching loads x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"They don't seem to affect me too much, although I was recently informed that they can be used for nipple play. My response was Fuck. That. "

Ouch!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you get stung on a regular basis,you become immune, don't know if that's very helpful though, should've shut up really, sorry mate!

Inane comments ....... That's what we need more of Mr Nordy , keep up the good work and I hope people follow your lead .

Jo x

Thanks for being supportive, I think "

I fell in them wearing swimmers when I was younger am immune now so it's true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put vinegar on it.... Sounds bazzar i didnt believe it till i got stung by the bastard things but it really helped soothed the itching loads x"

I'd best go get some chips as well to go with the vinegar

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

When we were young we always rubbed doc leaves on them..

Don't know if this is. Northern thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you get stung on a regular basis,you become immune, don't know if that's very helpful though, should've shut up really, sorry mate!

Inane comments ....... That's what we need more of Mr Nordy , keep up the good work and I hope people follow your lead .

Jo x

Thanks for being supportive, I think

I fell in them wearing swimmers when I was younger am immune now so it's true "

I didn't know it happened so quickly, I thought it was by being stung on a regular basis, you live and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put vinegar on it.... Sounds bazzar i didnt believe it till i got stung by the bastard things but it really helped soothed the itching loads x

I'd best go get some chips as well to go with the vinegar "

nettle sting and chips it is then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put vinegar on it.... Sounds bazzar i didnt believe it till i got stung by the bastard things but it really helped soothed the itching loads x

I'd best go get some chips as well to go with the vinegar

nettle sting and chips it is then "

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

ooo itch scratch ow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a boy in the 70's I was riding my bike, as was the thing back then wearing only a small pair of brown nylon shorts, cannot remember how it happened but I managed to crash into a dyke (was living in Lincolnshire) that's a drainage ditch to the childish of mind btw.

Anyway ended up 6ft down said dyke full of nettles got stung head to toe screaming all way home, mum sat me in cold bath for a good two hrs.

Then used about three bottles of calamine lotion on me.

Would love to say I ended up with some awesome super power

Sadly just hurt like a bastard for about 6/8 hrs.

Didn't sleep much, and mums being like they were back then gave me a clip round the earhole a couple of day's later for being such an idiot.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"When we were young we always rubbed doc leaves on them..

Don't know if this is. Northern thing "

Dock lead juice. We used this too. I wish I'd had some a few weeks ago.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Lead = leaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been stung today and I had forgotten how much of an irritating itch they cause and yes I've docleafed it "

Great fun for whipping the sub with occasionally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nettles are the bain of the walks the pooch and I go on. Hurrah for the trusty doc leaf .

Though on the plus side they do provide a breading nursery for butterflies.

So nettles , well done its worth the sting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As a boy in the 70's I was riding my bike, as was the thing back then wearing only a small pair of brown nylon shorts, cannot remember how it happened but I managed to crash into a dyke (was living in Lincolnshire) that's a drainage ditch to the childish of mind btw.

Anyway ended up 6ft down said dyke full of nettles got stung head to toe screaming all way home, mum sat me in cold bath for a good two hrs.

Then used about three bottles of calamine lotion on me.

Would love to say I ended up with some awesome super power

Sadly just hurt like a bastard for about 6/8 hrs.

Didn't sleep much, and mums being like they were back then gave me a clip round the earhole a couple of day's later for being such an idiot. "

I remember those days as well, but not falling into a bed of nettles or the brown nylon shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make some nettle soup, as payback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been stung today and I had forgotten how much of an irritating itch they cause and yes I've docleafed it

Great fun for whipping the sub with occasionally..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinegar? Is that becauseof the acid in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a boy in the 70's I was riding my bike, as was the thing back then wearing only a small pair of brown nylon shorts, cannot remember how it happened but I managed to crash into a dyke (was living in Lincolnshire) that's a drainage ditch to the childish of mind btw.

Anyway ended up 6ft down said dyke full of nettles got stung head to toe screaming all way home, mum sat me in cold bath for a good two hrs.

Then used about three bottles of calamine lotion on me.

Would love to say I ended up with some awesome super power

Sadly just hurt like a bastard for about 6/8 hrs.

Didn't sleep much, and mums being like they were back then gave me a clip round the earhole a couple of day's later for being such an idiot.

I remember those days as well, but not falling into a bed of nettles or the brown nylon shorts "

Brown nylon shorts were not complete unless you had one of those snake belts. And wore a pair of monkey boots.

No idea why they were called that just remember the yellow stitching.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Savloned it and it seems to be cooling down now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once fell in a bush of stinging nettles when I was younger, as said ^ there, vinegar really does help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germolene is even better local anaesthetic and antihistimine

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I was pushed into a load of stinging nettles by my sister... I dragged her in with me though so that made me feel better

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley


"Been stung today and I had forgotten how much of an irritating itch they cause and yes I've docleafed it "

that'l teach you to go doggin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a bush of stinging nettles when I was younger, as said ^ there, vinegar really does help "

hahahha vinegar tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been stung today and I had forgotten how much of an irritating itch they cause and yes I've docleafed it

that'l teach you to go doggin "

Yikes, imagine nettle stings on your bits.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Been stung today and I had forgotten how much of an irritating itch they cause and yes I've docleafed it "

I'm going to bed....I though you dad you'd defecated it

I was camping once and saw a toddler fall head first into a great big bunch of stinging nettles....poor little mite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a bush of stinging nettles when I was younger, as said ^ there, vinegar really does help

hahahha vinegar tits"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once fell in a bush of stinging nettles when I was younger, as said ^ there, vinegar really does help

hahahha vinegar tits

"

You need some chips to go with em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a bush of stinging nettles when I was younger, as said ^ there, vinegar really does help

hahahha vinegar tits

You need some chips to go with em "

I know where I'd dip em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a bush of stinging nettles when I was younger, as said ^ there, vinegar really does help

hahahha vinegar tits

You need some chips to go with em "

I used to like you Mr PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once fell in a bush of stinging nettles when I was younger, as said ^ there, vinegar really does help

hahahha vinegar tits

You need some chips to go with em

I know where I'd dip em "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They don't seem to affect me too much, although I was recently informed that they can be used for nipple play. My response was Fuck. That. "

Hahaha the picture of someone scratching the life out of their nipples in my head right now haha i'd laugh so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put vinegar on it.... Sounds bazzar i didnt believe it till i got stung by the bastard things but it really helped soothed the itching loads x"

Nettle stings are acidic. Is vinegar an alkali? If so makes sense.

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