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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who stole my weekend beer supply?

I only have 3 left.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*scowls at everyone suspiciously*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the 6pack in the fridge, Budweiser

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have vodka?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sorry, but only have wine here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Prosecco, red wine or cider here

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Loads of amber nectar here .. Your welcome to some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem. Christos is travelling around Britain at the moment. He was very aggressive this morning.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )"

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Ummm sparkling water here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jd, bacardi , wine, becks green lemon and a bit of kirsch left says her who hardly drink s

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't have any gin that turns me into a fruit and nut who wants to fight the world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms? "

Oohh

That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I was just about to say there's no alcohol in my flat then I realised I've got about 300ml of pink vodka that I've had since Christmas

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?

Oohh

That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower "

Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck it, let's all just bring what we've got and call in sick tomorrow.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I want to know who stole the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?

Oohh

That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower

Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer "

Now there's an offer I couldn't refuse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?

Oohh

That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower

Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer "

Smeg?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who stole my weekend beer supply?

I only have 3 left. "

Thats ok- theres only a little bit of the weekend left

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can do you a single bottle of lager, a large bottle of prosecco, some rum, vanilla vodka, espresso vodka, mead, hazelnut boozy stuff or the remnants of an elderflower liqueur. And half a bottle of cherry Pepsi Max as a mixer. I'm all out of ice though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do you a single bottle of lager, a large bottle of prosecco, some rum, vanilla vodka, espresso vodka, mead, hazelnut boozy stuff or the remnants of an elderflower liqueur. And half a bottle of cherry Pepsi Max as a mixer. I'm all out of ice though."

Sold.

Work is overrated anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring a lovely big bottle of the Botanist gin

And ice

And lemon

And tonic

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?

Oohh

That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower

Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer

Smeg?"

I haven't bought a cheesy cock fridge

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

13 bottles of Peroni ,very unlucky better open one.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?

Oohh

That sounds lush. I like anything elderflower

Well whenever you grace the West Midlands with your presence you can have some and look at my new red fridge freezer

Smeg?

I haven't bought a cheesy cock fridge "

Too slow to post.

Meh! Damn you afternoon in the park listening to cheesy live bands in the rain!!

A

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, count the empties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, count the empties. "

And put the recycling out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, count the empties. "

Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, count the empties.

Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem."

It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Not me Guv', I'm on the perry!!

*hides the empty kronenberg and export cans*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.

"

I don't have enough fingers or toes.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"OP, count the empties.

Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem.

It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.

"

But surely then he has to halve the number that he can actually see?

(And long division is tricky even when one's sober)

Mr ddc

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP, count the empties.

Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem.

It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.

But surely then he has to halve the number that he can actually see?

(And long division is tricky even when one's sober)

Mr ddc"

We know he can count to three as he knows he has three left. If he counts the empties he'll know how many empties there are. He'll still have 3. He just needs to multiply that by 42, divide by 7, add 109 and he'll still have 3 left. Unless he's d*unk another one.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms? "

I'm not found of Pimms, but that version sounds rather tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, count the empties.

Never! I refuse to admit I have a problem.

It's easy. You start with 1 (just use a finger) then go to 2 (add another finger). Keep going until you run out of fingers. Counting is easy if you try. We'll all help you.

But surely then he has to halve the number that he can actually see?

(And long division is tricky even when one's sober)

Mr ddc

We know he can count to three as he knows he has three left. If he counts the empties he'll know how many empties there are. He'll still have 3. He just needs to multiply that by 42, divide by 7, add 109 and he'll still have 3 left. Unless he's d*unk another one.

"

I always preferred the Terry Pratchett troll way of counting.

1, 2, 3, many.

Many 1, many 2, many 3, many many.

Many many 1, many many 2.....oh you get the picture.

However I am now curious as to how many empty cans you have using this counting method Lib.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I have rum, gin and most importantly Pimms! (But a severe lack of mixers )

I have diet lemonade and some black currant and elderflower pimms?

I'm not found of Pimms, but that version sounds rather tasty."

It's like drinking pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it so many you'll have to put out a bedraggled "happy birthday" banner with the recycling bin?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


".

Mr ddc

We know he can count to three as he knows he has three left.

"

Ooh, good point, that Miss Marple is nothing compared to you

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Don't panic x

Plenty in my summerhouse fridge x

Got cava x processco and soft drinks too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the perfect Pimm's - take 3 parts ginger ale to one part Pimm's, 1 slice of orange, 1 slice of lemon, 2 slices of cucumber, 1 sliced strawberry and a sprig of mint. Pour the Pimm's into a glass half filled with crushed ice. Add the fruit and fill the glass with more crushed ice. Top up with ginger ale, lightly stir and serve.

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