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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

My cock isn't long enough for me to give myself a blow-job. Does that count as a diy problem?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I do with all my second hand bubble wrap ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"My cock isn't long enough for me to give myself a blow-job. Does that count as a diy problem?

Mr ddc"

Sorry, clearly I meant my back isn't flexible enough to.....

(Phew, that was close)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a building rubble strewn overgrown excuse for a garden that needs landscaping but have no funds to pay someone to do it. I also have no actual hard landscaping or gardening ability other than being able to plan it all in 3D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's definitely DIY.

Only you can decide if it's a problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a building rubble strewn overgrown excuse for a garden that needs landscaping but have no funds to pay someone to do it. I also have no actual hard landscaping or gardening ability other than being able to plan it all in 3D. "

I seem to recall offering to help with that.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"What do I do with all my second hand bubble wrap ? "

Just pop it in the corner (that should keep you busy for a while)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do I do with all my second hand bubble wrap ? "

If it's not popped it can be used to add insulation to windows

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

"

I have a DIY problem.

My wardrobe has sliding doors. One of my converse laces went rogue and has tangled up in the sliding mechanism. I don't want to cut the lace and the door still works, albeit with a lace hanging from it in an unsightly manner.

I've yanked and I've tugged and I've tried to untangle. It ain't happening.

How do I solve this shoelace situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock isn't long enough for me to give myself a blow-job. Does that count as a diy problem?

Mr ddc

Sorry, clearly I meant my back isn't flexible enough to.....

(Phew, that was close)

"

Have it on good authority that if you have a couple of ribs removed you'll be as flexible as a snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do I do with all my second hand bubble wrap ? "

Keep hold of it, it may become a collector's item.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"My cock isn't long enough for me to give myself a blow-job. Does that count as a diy problem?

Mr ddc

Sorry, clearly I meant my back isn't flexible enough to.....

(Phew, that was close)

Have it on good authority that if you have a couple of ribs removed you'll be as flexible as a snake

"

Genesis chapter 2 wasn't it?

And just look at all the trouble those two ribs caused....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"What do I do with all my second hand bubble wrap ?

Keep hold of it, it may become a collector's item."

I've always thought bubble wrap must contain the air of the place it is made.

There are a few beautiful parts of the uk that really should have cashed in on "Welsh Mountain Air wrap" or Scottish Loch Bubble wrap"....

The trouble with that cheap stuff from China is that half an hour after popping some, you want to pop some more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a building rubble strewn overgrown excuse for a garden that needs landscaping but have no funds to pay someone to do it. I also have no actual hard landscaping or gardening ability other than being able to plan it all in 3D. "

Organise a garden party

Just invite a load of friends round to clear it up and bribe then with beer and food

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months. "

I'd have to see for myself if I can untangle it

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

I have a DIY problem.

My wardrobe has sliding doors. One of my converse laces went rogue and has tangled up in the sliding mechanism. I don't want to cut the lace and the door still works, albeit with a lace hanging from it in an unsightly manner.

I've yanked and I've tugged and I've tried to untangle. It ain't happening.

How do I solve this shoelace situation? "

Buy slip-ons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months. "

Try pulling it through from the other end

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months.

Try pulling it through from the other end "

I've tried!

I'm also wailing round in a loose shoe.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months.

Try pulling it through from the other end

I've tried!

I'm also wailing round in a loose shoe. "

Wailing and walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months.

Try pulling it through from the other end

I've tried!

I'm also wailing round in a loose shoe.

Wailing and walking. "

Buy a new pair

Women can never have enough shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months.

Try pulling it through from the other end

I've tried!

I'm also wailing round in a loose shoe.

Wailing and walking.

Buy a new pair

Women can never have enough shoes "

or handbags......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months.

Try pulling it through from the other end

I've tried!

I'm also wailing round in a loose shoe.

Wailing and walking.

Buy a new pair

Women can never have enough shoes

or handbags...... "

No..not handbags

Boots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't believe no one is assisting with my shoelace problem. Perhaps I didn't convey how much it has been stressing me out for the past five months.

Try pulling it through from the other end

I've tried!

I'm also wailing round in a loose shoe.

Wailing and walking.

Buy a new pair

Women can never have enough shoes

or handbags......

No..not handbags

Boots "

Troublemaker......

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

I have a DIY problem.

My wardrobe has sliding doors. One of my converse laces went rogue and has tangled up in the sliding mechanism. I don't want to cut the lace and the door still works, albeit with a lace hanging from it in an unsightly manner.

I've yanked and I've tugged and I've tried to untangle. It ain't happening.

How do I solve this shoelace situation? "

if you dont want to cut it theres only one way lift the sliding door off bottom slide and then lift it in air and unclip it from the top slide if its that type then tip it slightly to clear the top bar

once done turn it onto its side where the shoelace is at top of the door now thread through until you clear the lace from the roller area

if want lace in one piece then use a small hook too catch it until you gently pull it loosely out from the roller

its not easy and 3ft sliding mirror doors are worse

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By *avebi48Man
over a year ago

Lordswood


"So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

I have a DIY problem.

My wardrobe has sliding doors. One of my converse laces went rogue and has tangled up in the sliding mechanism. I don't want to cut the lace and the door still works, albeit with a lace hanging from it in an unsightly manner.

I've yanked and I've tugged and I've tried to untangle. It ain't happening.

How do I solve this shoelace situation? "

get a guy in, blindfold him and lead him to the wheel the lace is stuck in, then take his hand and guide it gently over your breast and down to the wheel and tell him your nipple needs playing with. After he's spent a while tuning the radio the lace may be free

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By *atinbootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Market Rasen

Just pop it in the corner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

"

It was a dish washer

Keep up man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a wank earlier anybody fancy helping out with that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I need a tap outdoors but assume I'd need a massive drill to get through the walls and plumbing is hard? Pretty bad at DIY, and plants are thirsty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

It was a dish washer

Keep up man "

I'm a man. These appliances are all the same to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a tap outdoors but assume I'd need a massive drill to get through the walls and plumbing is hard? Pretty bad at DIY, and plants are thirsty. "

You need my favourite new toy, an SDS drill and chisel bits or a corer. Great fun

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"So far today we've fixed GC'S curtain pole and NN's washing machine.

Anybody else got any DIY that needs sorting?

We're all here to help.......

I have a DIY problem.

My wardrobe has sliding doors. One of my converse laces went rogue and has tangled up in the sliding mechanism. I don't want to cut the lace and the door still works, albeit with a lace hanging from it in an unsightly manner.

I've yanked and I've tugged and I've tried to untangle. It ain't happening.

How do I solve this shoelace situation? "

Blow the bloody doors off.'Michael Cain'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do I do with all my second hand bubble wrap ? "

if you dont want it pass it on to a charity shop - they can use it to wrap up pottery and suchlike they sell

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I need a tap outdoors but assume I'd need a massive drill to get through the walls and plumbing is hard? Pretty bad at DIY, and plants are thirsty.

You need my favourite new toy, an SDS drill and chisel bits or a corer. Great fun"

Thanks, though it sounds a bit alien to me. Are walls a foot thick, or so?

Should I get a handyperson to do it? Cheaper than buying the stuff?

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