FabSwingers.com forum: Do women Fart?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??

Ps us blokes are always proud of ours yet you girls never hi 5 us, what's on there?

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Surely not.. Do they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was told they don't! !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??

Ps us blokes are always proud of ours yet you girls never hi 5 us, what's on there? "
theirs are usually silent but deadly.. And they blame them on us or the dog

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can honestly say I have never farted in all my years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??

Ps us blokes are always proud of ours yet you girls never hi 5 us, what's on there? "

Us blokes are always proud of our farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bloody way, it's all a myth. The fairer sex would never do anything as crass as the breaking of the wind!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

I am a geezer bird so I fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never in front of anybody

even my ex husband never heard me fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorns fart rainbows

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I fart. The Queen farts. We all fart.

Fart.

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Unicorns fart rainbows "

We don't fart. We shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately they do

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Unfortunately they do

That's such a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately they do

That's such a lie"

Ok you got me.

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By *ouble CCouple
over a year ago

Gran Canaria

"I fart. The Queen farts. We all fart.

Fart."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes they let em rip.....more so the silent ones..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy farting on people, sneakily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can honestly say I have never farted in all my years."

There goes a lady

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I love farting and find it funny. High 5's all round

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Farting is sooooo crass

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can honestly say I have never farted in all my years.

There goes a lady"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Farting is sooooo crass

Could you imagine? It's so vulgar.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

My wife woke me up with a loud fart last night! Then she held my head under the covers!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My wife woke me up with a loud fart last night! Then she held my head under the covers! "

Is she Dutch ?

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By *SEguyMan
over a year ago

Mt Calm

"My wife woke me up with a loud fart last night! Then she held my head under the covers! "

Laughing my ass off right now.

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By *SEguyMan
over a year ago

Mt Calm

"My wife woke me up with a loud fart last night! Then she held my head under the covers!

Is she Dutch ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never ever have I farted !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/07/15 13:57:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say romance is dead !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl darts are at least 50 times as awful as man darts that's why they hide them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom burps, and clapping fanny farts

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I don't fart, I boodle

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I do love puffs...... And big guffs when I'm alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girl darts are at least 50 times as awful as man darts that's why they hide them"

I'm awful at darts

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The Queen shits corgies.

FACT

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Girl darts are at least 50 times as awful as man darts that's why they hide them

I'm awful at darts"

So ? He said girls darts are awful. You're supposed to be awful at darts. Where do you hide yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unicorns fart rainbows

We don't fart. We shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel it a rather harsh censorship that my phone charger get fart to dart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a fart it's a love puff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife woke me up with a loud fart last night! Then she held my head under the covers! "

Relationship goals

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

There are some right stinkers about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about after anel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to do pink fluffy love darts on each other all the time. I don't get the big phobia about women worrying about men hearing them fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*farts silly phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We used to do pink fluffy love darts on each other all the time. I don't get the big phobia about women worrying about men hearing them fart?"

If it's coming out pink and fluffy I think you need to stop chewing on the feather duster :p

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By *icky1Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Lol yes they do big ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/07/15 15:41:07]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always fart after anal

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??

Ps us blokes are always proud of ours yet you girls never hi 5 us, what's on there? "

No, they don't! Women don't fart, they don't burp and they certainly don't defecate! Glad I'm a unicorn and not a woman!

Anyone want to pull my finger and then hi five me?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and they smell worse than a dogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they didn't they would be dead, it's getting rid of gas from the body, so women would just explode all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares?

On the other hand pussy farts are funny, was fucking a nice girl few years back and her pussy was quite musical to say the least. She went bright red from embarrassment. I held her and kissed her and asked if she played requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

urban legend

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

They are not "farts"

They are whispers in my panties....... or "shouts" if it's a big loud one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or is it just a rare myth and if so does it smell of roses ??

lol ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares?

Mine probably would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cares?

Gotta love a blushing girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO @ this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unicorns fart rainbows

We don't fart. We shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows. "

I was close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without sounding like shedlon from the big bang...all humans emit nautral gases from both the rectal and oral orifice it's physically impossible to not do even in the slightest each day without forcefully holding it in which would inevitably result in ill health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No we don't. We fluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Without sounding like shedlon from the big bang...all humans emit nautral gases from both the rectal and oral orifice it's physically impossible to not do even in the slightest each day without forcefully holding it in which would inevitably result in ill health."

I read that in Sheldons voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife woke me up with a loud fart last night! Then she held my head under the covers! "
I actually call that a dutch oven, When someone lets rip and holds you head under the duvet.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"It's not a fart it's a love puff"

This ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes sometimes they even follow through.....the classy birds hold it in though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their farts are so much worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fart. The Queen farts. We all fart.

Fart."

Treason

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Women don't fart.. FACT!! They expel unwanted air via whatever orifice and it doesn't smell. If you smell an odour which is unpleasant you should check yourself, recall when you last showered and check the surrounding area for stale food, unwashed garments or anything else which may explain such phenomen because WOMEN DON'T FART!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of the women I work with fart more than the fellas and don't give a fuck about doing it either..

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