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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do hunters make the best lovers?

Answer. Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot!

What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-Spot?

Answer. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

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Man watching football game on TV flicked channels at half time and found a porn film with a man fucking a woman long and hard. He says to wife "I don't know whether to watch this or the game"

Wife says " for fucks sake watch this, you already know how to play football!"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

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...I was at a party last night and the DJ played Sit down by James, so we all sat down! He then played Jump by the Pointer Sisters so we all jumped around!

Then he played come on Eileen, At that point I was asked to leave!!!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"...I was at a party last night and the DJ played Sit down by James, so we all sat down! He then played Jump by the Pointer Sisters so we all jumped around!

Then he played come on Eileen, At that point I was asked to leave!!!

The old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up this morning and I was completely bald

Think Kate misunderstood when I said "why don't you shave your twat?"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

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...Some prick keeps ringing me and singing Prince Charming and Stand and Deliver down the phone, I keep telling him to fuck off......

but he's adamant.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

..What's green and sings?

Elvis parsley!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

....My wife just rang to say Gavin from Autoglass has just been and injected his resin into her crack.

I'm not normally suspicious but I've got the car!!

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