FabSwingers.com forum: The Apology Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok this isn't what you're probably thinking, it's nothing to do with apologising to other Fabers. Instead it's an opportunity for you to apologise to someone, it doesn't matter who or that they won't in all probability ever read it, for a misdeed you've committed and they were the unfortunate recipient of said deed.

I'll go first.

Here's to that little Asian boy who once got the blame for something I did! It was about 1993 and I was in Safeway Supermarket one evening with my ex wife and it was pretty empty. I dropped my guts around aisle 6 and it was vile, so giggling like school kids we promptly vacated the aisle only for the ex to go "Shit we've forgot the oil". So I duely returned to the hazard zone only to be confronted by an Asian gentleman berating his small son for being so disgusting in the supermarket despite the boys protestations it wasn't him. Chuckling to myself I got the oil and swiftly departed. For this I'm truly sorry little guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to apologize to my cock for strangling him on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to apologize to Mark my hubby for eating his Turkish delight bar, thing is he dosnt know that ive ate it yet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I would like to apologize to Mark my hubby for eating his Turkish delight bar, thing is he dosnt know that ive ate it yet

I'd divorce you

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have sent close up pics of my lady parts to men today. I am not apologising for that but I may be about to break my diet and order a kebab for tea, for which I require some form of absolution.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I apologise to anyone in my local Asda last week that was planning on buying that huge chocolate fudge cake they'd kindly reduced from £20 to £3.34.

It was lovely.

And no.

I didn't share it with anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok this isn't what you're probably thinking, it's nothing to do with apologising to other Fabers. Instead it's an opportunity for you to apologise to someone, it doesn't matter who or that they won't in all probability ever read it, for a misdeed you've committed and they were the unfortunate recipient of said deed.

I'll go first.

Absolutely pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise to a regular forum poster for quietly assuming they had mild learning difficulties as their spelling and grammar were so bad, when in fact, I've recently learned that English isn't their first language.

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

I'd like to apologise to all the men under 6'2" that I have rejected since I joined last week. Some have taken it well, others badly but I hope I didn't wound their pride too much, I can't control my desires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise to crystal. I don't think I've done anything wrong that I should apologise for but it never hurts to get one in early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really should apologize to myself for not giving my all in school and not being committed to going the gym

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'd like to apologise to crystal. I don't think I've done anything wrong that I should apologise for but it never hurts to get one in early"

Now why didn't I think of that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise for being a bit blunt to people at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise to all for being a bitch most of the time. ..............but i really can't bring myself to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to anyone who I have msg more than once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise to all for being a bitch most of the time. ..............but i really can't bring myself to do it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise to my late grandfather.

It was a selfish, immature, stupid thing to say.

This apology is too late. You're gone.

I'm sorry.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'd like to apologise to all for being a bitch most of the time. ..............but i really can't bring myself to do it"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

There are too many people need to apologise to. Can't it wait til Judgement Day?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yom Kippur isn't until 22nd September.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"There are too many people need to apologise to. Can't it wait til Judgement Day?"

Uncanny! We've been watching a Terminator film each night for the last 4 days - the last one's on now.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"There are too many people need to apologise to. Can't it wait til Judgement Day?

Uncanny! We've been watching a Terminator film each night for the last 4 days - the last one's on now.

My Judgement Day doesn't involve post apocalyptic Arnies. Although I could go for Christian Bale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to apologize to my cock for strangling him on a regular basis

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I apologize to Thomas, who I punched in the stomach at age 6 as I did not want to be kissed by him in the official kiss chase game!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd just like to apologise for the Holocaust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise to my mate Chris (probably not on here but hey ho) for fingering his sister on his bed during a party when his parents were away on holiday when we were 15.

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By *SEguyMan
over a year ago

Mt Calm

"I would like to apologize to my cock for strangling him on a regular basis

I'm going to have to apologize for the same. Sometimes I beat him like he owes me money.

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By *SEguyMan
over a year ago

Mt Calm

"I'd like to apologise to my mate Chris (probably not on here but hey ho) for fingering his sister on his bed during a party when his parents were away on holiday when we were 15.

Damn I have to apologize to my friend John for this one as well except it was on his living room couch and while he was in his bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise to every man I've ever met on here for leaving him completely worn out and drained at the end of our meet!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So so sorry I've known you all my life just tell me what to do. just please don't ask me what I know you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise to you all for being an awesome forum thread legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing at all. Karma allows me to sleep easy in the knowledge that they probably deserved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing at all. Karma allows me to sleep easy in the knowledge that they probably deserved it."

Haha.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I apologise to you all for being an awesome forum thread legend."

Lol knobhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to apologise to thegirlnextdoor for the Family Guy references. I was copying an older boy. I'm sorry.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'd like to apologise to thegirlnextdoor for the Family Guy references. I was copying an older boy. I'm sorry."

Awwww

Blame it on the big boys xD Peer pressure

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to apologise to thegirlnextdoor for the Family Guy references. I was copying an older boy. I'm sorry."

Grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to apologise to thegirlnextdoor for the Family Guy references. I was copying an older boy. I'm sorry.

Grass "

I never said yer name.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'd like to apologise to thegirlnextdoor for the Family Guy references. I was copying an older boy. I'm sorry.

Grass "

We all know it's you!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to apologise to thegirlnextdoor for the Family Guy references. I was copying an older boy. I'm sorry.

Grass

I never said yer name."

Well fucking derrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So so sorry I've known you all my life just tell me what to do. just please don't ask me what I know you will.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'd like to apologise to thegirlnextdoor for the Family Guy references. I was copying an older boy. I'm sorry.

Grass

I never said yer name.

Well fucking derrr

Be nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise for sorry seems to be the hardest word...

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I apologise to the bugs I've squished or thrown out of the window in the past week.. Actually no I'm not sorry.. Don't even know where the little shits are coming from! Only been here a bloody week and it seems the previous tenants are still here!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"So so sorry I've known you all my life just tell me what to do. just please don't ask me what I know you will.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I apologise to the bugs I've squished or thrown out of the window in the past week.. Actually no I'm not sorry.. Don't even know where the little shits are coming from! Only been here a bloody week and it seems the previous tenants are still here! "

Oh there goes another one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sorry that not everyone can be as awesome or a pretty as me.....

Yes I have been drinking before you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like to think i dont do things i need to apologise for - im sorry if im mistaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sorry that not everyone can be as awesome or a pretty as me.....

Yes I have been drinking before you ask

You have beautiful eyes and i don't apologize for saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sorry that not everyone can be as awesome or a pretty as me.....

Yes I have been drinking before you ask

I'm sorry that you're not my partner

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