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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Fucking cunty pain in the fucking arse bloody shitty fucking flat pack...

3 hours later!! Fuck you ikea!!

I need alcohol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking cunty pain in the fucking arse bloody shitty fucking flat pack...

3 hours later!! Fuck you ikea!!

I need alcohol.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am grilling some chicken in the grill

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

You enjoyed it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bloody love putting together flat pack furniture. It's surprisingly therapeutic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking cunty pain in the fucking arse bloody shitty fucking flat pack...

3 hours later!! Fuck you ikea!!

I need alcohol.. "

Was it a wine rack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking cunty pain in the fucking arse bloody shitty fucking flat pack...

3 hours later!! Fuck you ikea!!

I need alcohol..

Was it a wine rack? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oii!!

I love IKEA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bloody love putting together flat pack furniture. It's surprisingly therapeutic."

Me too...and there was me thinking i was odd. ...oh. ...wait a minute. ....

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

have a meatball, you will get inspiration

or a cock milking....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bloody love putting together flat pack furniture. It's surprisingly therapeutic.

Me too...and there was me thinking i was odd. ...oh. ...wait a minute. .... "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"have a meatball, you will get inspiration

or a cock milking...."

Volunteer required for cock milking, now let me think who fits the bill

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Have you done it yet?

Ok I admit I get a bit OCD with the bits and putting them in little piles/containers before staring that flat pack down

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"have a meatball, you will get inspiration

or a cock milking...."

What have I missed? The phrase cock milking makes me feel queasy!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"have a meatball, you will get inspiration

or a cock milking....

What have I missed? The phrase cock milking makes me feel queasy! "

Hang on., I get it! It's been a long day!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"have a meatball, you will get inspiration

or a cock milking....

What have I missed? The phrase cock milking makes me feel queasy!

Hang on., I get it! It's been a long day! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking cunty pain in the fucking arse bloody shitty fucking flat pack...

3 hours later!! Fuck you ikea!!

I need alcohol.. "

Young lady your mum needs to wash your mouth out

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I am grilling some chicken in the grill "

What the fuck has that got to do with anything.. Anyway im not talking to you. Everything Swedish is in my bad books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men don't read the instructions first, and can't tell their right hand from their left....

I've put together loads of flat packs stuff even a gas lift bed, wtf is so complicated ?

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By *ack LondonMan
over a year ago

London


"Fucking cunty pain in the fucking arse bloody shitty fucking flat pack...

3 hours later!! Fuck you ikea!!

I need alcohol.. "

I use the 'assemble it' deal when visiting that store and purchasing.

Is there an off-licence nearby, or do you have a bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking cunty pain in the fucking arse bloody shitty fucking flat pack...

3 hours later!! Fuck you ikea!!

I need alcohol.. "

You should've got a man in.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I like assembling flat pack stuff. Neat rows of parts, a pencil, a tick list and some tunes on and I am a happy bunny. This may make me a bit weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I follow the instructions the first time. ..also having moved house a few times in the last couple of years... Being ablr to take them apart and rebuild them is. Good skill...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am grilling some chicken in the grill

What the fuck has that got to do with anything.. Anyway im not talking to you. Everything Swedish is in my bad books "
lol wonder what you sat on and yes they got nice meatballs there

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We're off IKEA furniture since that "wardrobe's too tall for the room - quick get a saw and hack the bottom off" incident of 2014.

I feel your pain.

A

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm off there tomorrow

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"We're off IKEA furniture since that "wardrobe's too tall for the room - quick get a saw and hack the bottom off" incident of 2014.

I feel your pain.

A"

Haha I forgot about that.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I should make it clear that the instructions weren't hard to follow but there were 4 units and a 'helpful' 4 year old. Plus it's boiling hot...

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