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"You, view and ..... Your mum
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"I don't really laugh at profiles I find them interesting and may add them to my hotlist or just move on, The double entendre posts usually make me laugh and watching the op go of topic "Which topic did the op choose, - vintage pot & kettle collecting? | |||
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"I don't really laugh at profiles I find them interesting and may add them to my hotlist or just move on, The double entendre posts usually make me laugh and watching the op go of topic "I  a Chunky Kit Kat. I think Pussy Galore is my favourite Bond Girl. Anyone for a game of Solitaire or is that just a game for one? I wish I could stop playing with myself. There's a good Accoustic version of "I Touch Myself" by Julia Stone on Spotify. Oops no it's been deleted. I wonder if a Block Button is a pseudonym for Butt Plug. That's maybe a cure for IBS. He should never have stood down as leader of the Conservatives. How can he live on £7 a day for breakfast on his Expenses when there's Food Banks giving away food? Ooh what's for dinner?
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"Lib wins hands down. Although I did look at his profile and now I've seen his willy and I can't look him in the eye now. "Just that one eye?  | |||
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"You, view and ..... Your mum "YouView - a free to air box for your telly. Your Mum - never met her. Hats off to Krispy Kreme & Stolli. | |||
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"You, view and ..... Your mum
YouView - a free to air box for your telly.
Your Mum - never met her.
Hats off to Krispy Kreme & Stolli.
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis." Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call. | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis." Could do with a suit pic though. A | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call. "You're welcome. | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call. "Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you 
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call.
Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call.
Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you
"If I spread my IPad screen I can see quite clearly | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call.
Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you
If I spread my IPad screen I can see quite clearly "What! You saying I only have a little one 
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call.
Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you
If I spread my IPad screen I can see quite clearly
What!
You saying I only have a little one
"Not at all but I fired your gallery onto my 55" smart TV via AirPlay cos I wanted a better look. Scrummy.  | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call.
Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you
If I spread my IPad screen I can see quite clearly
What!
You saying I only have a little one
Not at all but I fired your gallery onto my 55" smart TV via AirPlay cos I wanted a better look. Scrummy.
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call.
Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you
If I spread my IPad screen I can see quite clearly
What!
You saying I only have a little one
Not at all but I fired your gallery onto my 55" smart TV via AirPlay cos I wanted a better look. Scrummy.
I've always wanted to be on the telly."Crimewatch? | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Jim I officially make you my PPP. Penis Profile Perver. Good call.
Dose that mean I would have to show him my penis before he recommends it to you
If I spread my IPad screen I can see quite clearly
What!
You saying I only have a little one
Not at all but I fired your gallery onto my 55" smart TV via AirPlay cos I wanted a better look. Scrummy.
I've always wanted to be on the telly.
Crimewatch?"Yeah, that's primetime. | |||
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"My favourite was Petrichor for obvious reasons. "Not obvious to me.......... | |||
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"I forgot about chipahoy too. Haven't seen him post since I've been back, but he was one of my favourite funny posters too. " He's retired. There's not a lot of punning going on any more. | |||
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"I forgot about chipahoy too. Haven't seen him post since I've been back, but he was one of my favourite funny posters too. He's retired. There's not a lot of punning going on any more. " That's a shame. Hopefully he'll be back. | |||
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"John sodas boob pic campaign thread yesterday gave me a chuckle. Something about claivicle pics V's boobs. "Can't find the thread. Tho the chap (lowland) guessing the boob size thread was ingenious way to get ladies posting their woowoo pics whilst he guessed & the prize was a social meet. He should get a prize for sheer smarts. Still think Lib!'s vag thread was just if not a tad more clever as he had them mailed directly. Kudos for smart thinking & hilarious repost to the cock pic thread. I'm sticking with Lib! | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis." Well that's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back. No cock pic wtf. Just a chest face. | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Well that's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back. No cock pic wtf. Just a chest face. " Fine, there you go. God I feel so used. | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Well that's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back. No cock pic wtf. Just a chest face. Fine, there you go. God I feel so used. "I have no idea how impressive it is as there's no Sky remote for reference..... | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Well that's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back. No cock pic wtf. Just a chest face. Fine, there you go. God I feel so used.
I have no idea how impressive it is as there's no Sky remote for reference....." We need something for scale... | |||
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"*prays you both have small hands*" I have massive hands and a big mouth and head, I'm not really helpful in these situations | |||
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"*prays you both have small hands*" More importantly in the context if the existing picture, how big are yours?  | |||
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"*prays you both have small hands*" Oh go on then I'll give it a go, I have small hands. * in the name of research purposes only... | |||
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"Lib has the funniest one sentence profile, and a magnificent penis. Well that's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back. No cock pic wtf. Just a chest face. Fine, there you go. God I feel so used.
I have no idea how impressive it is as there's no Sky remote for reference....."The APB has been issued & the search for the Sky Remote is currently underway. We will keep the public informed on its whereabouts as & when information becomes available. Meanwhile we suggest everyone be in the lookout for Virgin. | |||
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"Today it's Lib! and erectjim. Whose Profile & Posts give you a chuckle? (Names in a hat & the best one gets awarded my Bromance Buddy or Bitch Buddy certificate for most original. Good luck.) " Mr DDC. A *no offence to Mrs DDC - I'm sure she's equally hilarious. **or maybe it's Mrs DDC posting and signing off as Mr DDC?  | |||
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