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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Slow down for schools. Everyone else should, but you won't. You may not recognise what a school looks like, possibly because you didn't attend.

Baby on board. You WILL drive like a twat, too fast and too close to the car in front, you won't observe lane discipline, you won't have any idea of the impact of your driving on other road users.

Slow down for horses. You might. But you'll drive so close to the arse end of the horse it's tail will wipe your windscreen.

Any more anyone?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"My other cars a Porsche"

No.

No it isn't.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess on board... means the car is driven by an orange chav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually saw a sticker in the rear window of a car yesterday that said " I love sewage "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Princess on board... means the car is driven by an orange chav"

"Orange chav"

Comedy quote of the week.

Wahahahaha.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


""My other cars a Porsche"

No.

No it isn't.

A"

A friend use to have a "My other car is a Ferrari" sticker on the back of his old Austin Cambridge... His other car was a Ferrari...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Powered by fairy dust"

ARGHHGHHGGHH!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


""My other cars a Porsche"

No.

No it isn't.

A

A friend use to have a "My other car is a Ferrari" sticker on the back of his old Austin Cambridge... His other car was a Ferrari... "

I've yet to see a Porsche with a sticker in saying "My other car isn't a Porsche"

A

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

What does a little sticker of Keith lemon and potato say about someone?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one on the back of a Ford that simply said "Focus"! I thought what a wanker! Telling me what to do while I'm driving! Fuck you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one in the states "if you can read this, back off and quit being an ASSHOLE!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I saw one on the back of a Ford that simply said "Focus"! I thought what a wanker! Telling me what to do while I'm driving! Fuck you! "

I saw one this morning that said (in tiny font) "If you can read this you're too close"

I thought they were correct.

And that they shouldn't have parked so fucking close to the front of my bloody car!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one that says - makes more dB than horsepower

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I've got one I picked up in Las Vegas, it reads:-

JESUS IS MY CO-PILOT

Pretty self-explanatory - 'asshole onboard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a sticker on my van said

How's my driving dial 1800eat shit the police politely asked me to remove it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've now got a sticker with the Cornish flag on it and kernow written on it as I am a Cornish boy

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I had a sticker on my van said

How's my driving dial 1800eat shit the police politely asked me to remove it lol "

What right do they have to do that?

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

"My other car is also a Porsche"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave seen on the back window of a classic mini read "dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""My other cars a Porsche"

No.

No it isn't.

A

A friend use to have a "My other car is a Ferrari" sticker on the back of his old Austin Cambridge... His other car was a Ferrari... "

Erm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One life, live it.........on back of my landy.....obligatory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.

Never seen a van so covered in filth.

Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

Made me chuckle, little things and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Princess on board... means the car is driven by an orange chav"

Ha ha brilliant

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.

Never seen a van so covered in filth.

Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

Made me chuckle, little things and all that."
on a similar vein white van with obligatory "no tools left in this van overnight " someone scrawled underneath in marker "but one driving it "

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford


"Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.

Never seen a van so covered in filth.

Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

Made me chuckle, little things and all that."

I like the replies written to that statement..

"...she is!"

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By *ncognito4nowWoman
over a year ago

Greater (much greater) Belfast

'I'm all out of Oestrogen and I have a gun. Any questions?'

Classic USA sticker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says

Back off, d*unk driving!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


""My other cars a Porsche"

No.

No it isn't.

A"

Saw one on a clapped out Lada years ago that said "This Is My Other Car"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also spotted some van graffiti the other day that made me chuckle.

Never seen a van so covered in filth.

Someone had written "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van".

Made me chuckle, little things and all that.

I like the replies written to that statement..

"...she is!""

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

Good one on back of cattle truck

From pasture to pan as fast as we can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to have one that said DON'T FOLLOW ME I'M LOST TO on our trailer tent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an elderly couple near me on the bumper of their car they have " on an adventure before dementia" always makes me chuckle

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