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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow, this could start to get awkward.

I just went out into the back garden to cut the grass and heard someone in a very nice voice yell 'hello'. I looked up and there was my new neighbour sat in her window waving. I was a bit taken aback and just about managed a breezy 'hi, how's you?' back at her as I continued to the garage to get the mower etc. she'd gone from the window by the time I came back from the garage.

Mmmm, she looked good though! Awkward with neighbours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your both single and get on what's awkward about

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tomorrow... Fancy a coffee .. Keep us informed

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Carfull mate i come very close to marrying my next door neighbour called it off 2 weeks before the day. God a close call that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe she was just saying hello and doesn't actually want to shag you

it happens

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

My experience over the years has taught me never to shit on yr own doorstep....

fraught with danger....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My experience over the years has taught me never to shit on yr own doorstep....

fraught with danger.... "

Couldn't agree more

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"maybe she was just saying hello and doesn't actually want to shag you

it happens "

Fuck off everyone wants to shag me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The woman opposite flashes he boobs at her husband through the window, I don`t know whether to report her for public indecency.

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Wow, this could start to get awkward.

I just went out into the back garden to cut the grass and heard someone in a very nice voice yell 'hello'. I looked up and there was my new neighbour sat in her window waving. I was a bit taken aback and just about managed a breezy 'hi, how's you?' back at her as I continued to the garage to get the mower etc. she'd gone from the window by the time I came back from the garage.

Mmmm, she looked good though! Awkward with neighbours??"
. I cannot see anything wrong with that . She is just being polite and saying hello. It probably did not matter whether you were male or female.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of the side effects from Fab maybe,- end up reading sexual connotations into everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG....... I had no idea that every time an attractive female simply utters the word "hello£ to a bloke she is signalling her sexual availability.....

OMG you live and learn....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"OMG....... I had no idea that every time an attractive female simply utters the word "hello£ to a bloke she is signalling her sexual availability.....

OMG you live and learn.... "

God dod you not know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG....... I had no idea that every time an attractive female simply utters the word "hello£ to a bloke she is signalling her sexual availability.....

OMG you live and learn....

God dod you not know that "

I'm just gutted no-one told me about this earlier....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could this thread have been called "friendly neighbour"? Neighbour says hi, smiles and waves. That was nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that (insert your own statistic here) % do not even talk to or know their neighbours is sad

Nothing wrong with a cheery hello and neighbours can make the best friends (or worst enemies -see other thread )

Just go and ask if she needs her lawn mowing next time

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"OMG....... I had no idea that every time an attractive female simply utters the word "hello£ to a bloke she is signalling her sexual availability.....

OMG you live and learn....

God dod you not know that

I'm just gutted no-one told me about this earlier.... "

Well you was smart enough to work out my fat finger posting so your not daft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG....... I had no idea that every time an attractive female simply utters the word "hello£ to a bloke she is signalling her sexual availability.....

OMG you live and learn....

God dod you not know that

I'm just gutted no-one told me about this earlier....

Well you was smart enough to work out my fat finger posting so your not daft "

Blade.... I've told you before you need to trim those talons you call nails before I'll even consider letting you post your fat fingers in me.....

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Ask her if she fancies a fuck.

She's clearly gagging for a bit or she wouldn't have said hello.

There's no chance at all that she's just being polite and it'll be really awkward after you ask her.

If you're not good at chatting up just ask to borrow some sugar but just before you knock on the door undo your zip and get your Wang out, you can pretend you always go ccommando and didn't realise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, this could start to get awkward.

I just went out into the back garden to cut the grass and heard someone in a very nice voice yell 'hello'. I looked up and there was my new neighbour sat in her window waving. I was a bit taken aback and just about managed a breezy 'hi, how's you?' back at her as I continued to the garage to get the mower etc. she'd gone from the window by the time I came back from the garage.

Mmmm, she looked good though! Awkward with neighbours??"

Was she waving her knickers at you while sitting openlegged in the window?

If the answer is no I'm pretty sure no need for any awkwardness in future.

My neighbour says hello regularly but I don't think she is offering whatI'm after bearing in mind she walks with a zimmer and is hitting 90

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather


"Wow, this could start to get awkward.

I just went out into the back garden to cut the grass and heard someone in a very nice voice yell 'hello'. I looked up and there was my new neighbour sat in her window waving. I was a bit taken aback and just about managed a breezy 'hi, how's you?' back at her as I continued to the garage to get the mower etc. she'd gone from the window by the time I came back from the garage.

Mmmm, she looked good though! Awkward with neighbours??

Was she waving her knickers at you while sitting openlegged in the window?

If the answer is no I'm pretty sure no need for any awkwardness in future.

My neighbour says hello regularly but I don't think she is offering whatI'm after bearing in mind she walks with a zimmer and is hitting 90"

Are you ageist or something?

Nothing wrong with gag (grab a granny) night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, this could start to get awkward.

I just went out into the back garden to cut the grass and heard someone in a very nice voice yell 'hello'. I looked up and there was my new neighbour sat in her window waving. I was a bit taken aback and just about managed a breezy 'hi, how's you?' back at her as I continued to the garage to get the mower etc. she'd gone from the window by the time I came back from the garage.

Mmmm, she looked good though! Awkward with neighbours??

Was she waving her knickers at you while sitting openlegged in the window?

If the answer is no I'm pretty sure no need for any awkwardness in future.

My neighbour says hello regularly but I don't think she is offering whatI'm after bearing in mind she walks with a zimmer and is hitting 90

Are you ageist or something?

Nothing wrong with gag (grab a granny) night "

Not ageist but 85 my limit haha. A firm supporter of help the aged

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"maybe she was just saying hello and doesn't actually want to shag you

it happens "
never lol

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