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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today is brought to you by the evilness that is rum....

It's a lovely day here, sun is shining and my head is pounding. To make it worse Mr Rum has teamed up with Master "brought work home" to really do me in today.

Anyone else have evilness in their life today?

Rach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's pure murder waiting for that bacon to cook under the grill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna finger my travelling companion today on the bus..long trip down to brum...hehehehheehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the evilness that is the after effects of falling asleep in my contact lenses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna finger my travelling companion today on the bus..long trip down to brum...hehehehheehe"

That Is Evil. For whoever has to sit there after...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Taking my Mum and sister out for the day. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Taking my Mum and sister out for the day. Does that count?"

If your mum is like mine then I think yeah. You may have topped mine! In a got to love her but no one can get me from fine to biting my tongue in quite so short a space of time way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the evilness of my son's alarm clock going off at 7. Now been up and got the shopping in when I should be in bed asleep or drinking coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol"

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww"

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I have an evil, snarling beast, gnawing at my leg and drooling over me. If this is my last post it means the demon beast has reached my wrists, chewed my hands off and I'm no longer able to type.

*guess I'd best take the fluffy woof to the beach. Bang goes the lie in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an evil, snarling beast, gnawing at my leg and drooling over me. If this is my last post it means the demon beast has reached my wrists, chewed my hands off and I'm no longer able to type.

*guess I'd best take the fluffy woof to the beach. Bang goes the lie in. "

Good luck in your quest. Be strong of heart and I envisage a successful endeavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww"

Optimism, like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have an evil, snarling beast, gnawing at my leg and drooling over me. If this is my last post it means the demon beast has reached my wrists, chewed my hands off and I'm no longer able to type.

*guess I'd best take the fluffy woof to the beach. Bang goes the lie in.

Good luck in your quest. Be strong of heart and I envisage a successful endeavour"

Thanks.

I envisage spending another hour this afternoon hoovering the dog fluff and sand from my car. Maybe I should shave the dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor "

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have an evil, snarling beast, gnawing at my leg and drooling over me. If this is my last post it means the demon beast has reached my wrists, chewed my hands off and I'm no longer able to type.

*guess I'd best take the fluffy woof to the beach. Bang goes the lie in.

Good luck in your quest. Be strong of heart and I envisage a successful endeavour

Thanks.

I envisage spending another hour this afternoon hoovering the dog fluff and sand from my car. Maybe I should shave the dog?

You don't already? Do you live in the outback? Been shaving our dogs round here for yrs. It's the future... jump on the bandwagon. You know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a spare razor Andy

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Been rudely woken by someone hammering there fence back together. Bloody Saturday mornings for doing DIY! Sheer evil!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been rudely woken by someone hammering there fence back together. Bloody Saturday mornings for doing DIY! Sheer evil!"

Ouch. Buy an air rifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been rudely woken by someone hammering there fence back together. Bloody Saturday mornings for doing DIY! Sheer evil!"

I have a building site opposite the house at the mo, why they work on Saturday morning from 7am is beyond me, luckily my son usually wakes me at about 6am, but still inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an evil, snarling beast, gnawing at my leg and drooling over me. If this is my last post it means the demon beast has reached my wrists, chewed my hands off and I'm no longer able to type.

*guess I'd best take the fluffy woof to the beach. Bang goes the lie in.

Good luck in your quest. Be strong of heart and I envisage a successful endeavour

Thanks.

I envisage spending another hour this afternoon hoovering the dog fluff and sand from my car. Maybe I should shave the dog?

You don't already? Do you live in the outback? Been shaving our dogs round here for yrs. It's the future... jump on the bandwagon. You know you want to"

Not sure if you are joking but I recently used the horse clippers to clip my springer spaniel, and now get asked if she is an english pointer? But she does stay cool and dries quick after her daily dip in the Trent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's pure murder waiting for that bacon to cook under the grill

Mmmm that bacon was so good I had to put another couple of rashers under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's pure murder waiting for that bacon to cook under the grill

Mmmm that bacon was so good I had to put another couple of rashers under

I waited so long for mine I forgot about it and it got burnt. I'm now waiting again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to get up and pour my own coffee.....why are there no children about........mamma's dying of thirst......evil children!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to get up and pour my own coffee.....why are there no children about........mamma's dying of thirst......evil children!!"

Mine are only 4&5 and with the parents

Hot photos btw. Love the composition of them you creative little thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle "

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to get up and pour my own coffee.....why are there no children about........mamma's dying of thirst......evil children!!

Mine are only 4&5 and with the parents

Hot photos btw. Love the composition of them you creative little thing!"
Thank you muchly....returning the compliment

...you have some great pics too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted...."

Sorry, can only do off white.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to get up and pour my own coffee.....why are there no children about........mamma's dying of thirst......evil children!!

Mine are only 4&5 and with the parents

Hot photos btw. Love the composition of them you creative little thing! Thank you muchly....returning the compliment

...you have some great pics too

Thanks. Not creative like yours are though. I know R will love the sexy office look, had to fab it for him to erm... admire the artistry....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then? "

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!"

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China"

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

Haha last Wed I was strapped to various bits of kit in xtasia dungeon. You could have just paid the entrance price. Cheaper than the cloak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

Haha last Wed I was strapped to various bits of kit in xtasia dungeon. You could have just paid the entrance price. Cheaper than the cloak "

But you might not let me do what I did if you could see me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

Haha last Wed I was strapped to various bits of kit in xtasia dungeon. You could have just paid the entrance price. Cheaper than the cloak

But you might not let me do what I did if you could see me.

Is this getting a bit creepy,lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It's pure murder waiting for that bacon to cook under the grill

Mmmm that bacon was so good I had to put another couple of rashers under

I waited so long for mine I forgot about it and it got burnt. I'm now waiting again

Buy a George Foreman grill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

Haha last Wed I was strapped to various bits of kit in xtasia dungeon. You could have just paid the entrance price. Cheaper than the cloak

But you might not let me do what I did if you could see me.

Is this getting a bit creepy,lol"

Getting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

Haha last Wed I was strapped to various bits of kit in xtasia dungeon. You could have just paid the entrance price. Cheaper than the cloak

But you might not let me do what I did if you could see me.

Is this getting a bit creepy,lol

Getting? "

Ok, I`ll own up, I can`t cum in seven different colours and I haven`t got a invisibility cloak, I just said that to get someone to have humpty dumpty with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

Haha last Wed I was strapped to various bits of kit in xtasia dungeon. You could have just paid the entrance price. Cheaper than the cloak

But you might not let me do what I did if you could see me.

Is this getting a bit creepy,lol

Getting?

Ok, I`ll own up, I can`t cum in seven different colours and I haven`t got a invisibility cloak, I just said that to get someone to have humpty dumpty with me.

*hits the report button "fake"*

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over a year ago

"Getting up at 6am and stepping in wee, my son leaves me little surprises every morning, evil head and a wee wee foot.

This made me actually lol

Don`t laugh, poor ole sod

Sorry. Could have been worse though... ewwwww

Optimism, like it

That was the problem last night. I made sure the glass stayed half full despite drinking like a fish.

It wasn't my fault it was the optimism honest guvnor

Don,t know what you`re on about, but I like you anyway,lol

Back at ya. Just read your last line on your profile. Made me giggle

I hope nobody takes it seriously,lol

What? It's not true?

Gutted....

Sorry, can only do off white.

What about if you dip your nob in beetroot juice first? Can I get a pink then?

Beetroot makes your wee red if you eat too much, it might work, I`ll keep you informed, do you want me too post you a sample of the results?

*backs away slowly hoping no one notices*

Look what's that over there!

Is it too late to convince you that was another joke?

Stupid bloody eBay. Invisibility cloak not working and I had to wait 4 weeks for it to come from China

I`ve got one of them, you know what you were doing last Wednesday night, I was there.

Haha last Wed I was strapped to various bits of kit in xtasia dungeon. You could have just paid the entrance price. Cheaper than the cloak

But you might not let me do what I did if you could see me.

Is this getting a bit creepy,lol

Getting?

Ok, I`ll own up, I can`t cum in seven different colours and I haven`t got a invisibility cloak, I just said that to get someone to have humpty dumpty with me.

*hits the report button "fake"*"

Don`t tell anyone, I might still be able to use it.

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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have an evil, snarling beast, gnawing at my leg and drooling over me. If this is my last post it means the demon beast has reached my wrists, chewed my hands off and I'm no longer able to type.

*guess I'd best take the fluffy woof to the beach. Bang goes the lie in.

Good luck in your quest. Be strong of heart and I envisage a successful endeavour

Thanks.

I envisage spending another hour this afternoon hoovering the dog fluff and sand from my car. Maybe I should shave the dog?

You don't already? Do you live in the outback? Been shaving our dogs round here for yrs. It's the future... jump on the bandwagon. You know you want to

Ours barely sits still enough for a brush.

I could start a new career stuffing cushions with dog fluff - it's green (not the fluff - the concept!), we have loads spare and in sure it's as soft as goose/duck/eider down pillows.

Is worry how she'd look after a spell under the clippers. That 'specsavers' sheep shearing ad springs to mind!

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over a year ago

"I have an evil, snarling beast, gnawing at my leg and drooling over me. If this is my last post it means the demon beast has reached my wrists, chewed my hands off and I'm no longer able to type.

*guess I'd best take the fluffy woof to the beach. Bang goes the lie in.

Good luck in your quest. Be strong of heart and I envisage a successful endeavour

Thanks.

I envisage spending another hour this afternoon hoovering the dog fluff and sand from my car. Maybe I should shave the dog?

You don't already? Do you live in the outback? Been shaving our dogs round here for yrs. It's the future... jump on the bandwagon. You know you want to

Ours barely sits still enough for a brush.

I could start a new career stuffing cushions with dog fluff - it's green (not the fluff - the concept!), we have loads spare and in sure it's as soft as goose/duck/eider down pillows.

Is worry how she'd look after a spell under the clippers. That 'specsavers' sheep shearing ad springs to mind!

Hahaha I'm so plsd you clarified as I really did start thinking "green dog hair wtf!"

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